An urban action-comedy from Adam Deacon. | dG1fQzdfVnE3U3hzZjQ
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00:00 Start from the beginning.
00:01 Yo, Bizzle, click like it's showtime.
00:05 Is it some type of prank or something?
00:07 This ain't no prank, Rube Way.
00:08 This is Crimewatch UK live and direct in your face.
00:11 Click like.
00:12 Hey, Sprinkle.
00:13 If you wanted to play with a big, hard toy,
00:17 then you should have just asked.
00:18 You know I was just joking, innit?
00:20 Shut up, you dickhead.
00:21 Leave it, yeah?
00:22 Seriously, I can explain.
00:24 Allow it, Painting Alexa. Stop the music, fam.
00:29 Sorry, fam. Click like.
00:30 Bari got the wet pussy I was trying to rough.
00:32 Dick, dick, dick, dick.
00:35 We're a laughingstock, man.
00:37 I'm out here looking for redemption, bruv.
00:40 Are you on it or not?
00:42 Yeah, I'm on it, cuz.
00:43 We're gonna need some more soldiers.
00:45 I'm gonna call my man in a minute.
00:46 If I ain't got time for your CBBC man in blood,
00:48 this time, we do something that's gonna finally put us on the map.
00:51 Give me everything you got.
00:53 Pounds, tenpies, fivepies, and even the brown pennies.
00:57 You want the pennies?
00:58 Fuck me. How much longer is this gonna take?
01:00 Ring, ring, pussy, it's your mommy on the phone.
01:05 Rico and Kane, bang, bang, all day, midday.
01:11 Man said all day, midday.
01:13 I love that.
01:14 -Think you're a bad man, yeah? -They don't call me
01:18 five-hole away for nothing, you know.
01:19 -Pain! -Allow it, man!
01:22 You are beautiful.
01:27 Hold on.
01:29 -Ah! -Hello.
01:30 Ha-ha! Can't you see this one?
01:32 He's a double yellow light.
01:34 ♪ I'm on my mantra ♪
01:36 ♪ Get you down in your trance ♪
01:38 ♪ Hear it ♪
01:39 -Hey! -Oy, oy! What you lot saying?
01:41 What the fuck, man?
01:42 That's nasty!
01:44 Can you not do that?
01:45 I'm going to need some more of your brother.
01:49 Allow it, wasteman.
01:50 You are not a saint!
01:51 Who is Rico?
01:54 -Kick, hack? -It's Rico and Kane.
01:56 ♪ To give you mental illness ♪
01:58 Trying to lock me up like some cage animal.
02:03 This ain't 12 years a slave, cuzzie.
02:05 This is some other hood.
02:06 ♪ Your balls don't smell like they used to ♪
02:09 Can you shut the fuck up?
02:11 I'm trying to watch Gogglebox!
02:13 (explosion)