A feigning drug addict receives a visit from an unexpected guest. | dG1fdFB1Qkw1azI2Y1E
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00:00 (water bubbling)
00:02 (upbeat music)
00:07 (water bubbling)
00:10 (water bubbling)
00:13 - Yeah.
00:39 Nah man, I just thought you were my dealer.
00:43 Uh, no, no, I've never met the guy.
00:48 Uh, nah, I don't give a shit.
00:54 Shit man, no, I'm just,
00:58 I'm just tweaking out over here a little bit.
01:03 (upbeat music)
01:05 Uh, yeah, next time, but I don't do that shit no more.
01:21 Makes my brain all fuzzy.
01:24 Fuck!
01:29 Sorry about that man, no, I'm just,
01:31 I'm just going a little crazy right now.
01:33 Uh, I don't think he's fucking coming.
01:37 (whispering)
01:39 Uh-oh.
01:49 (upbeat music)
01:59 (upbeat music)
02:02 Give me one second.
02:10 - Hey, I'm Garth, I'm here with the Chop Shop, and I'm--
02:17 - I know what you're selling, just come on inside man.
02:20 - Well, you don't know what I'm selling.
02:21 - Just fucking come inside man.
02:28 - You want something to drink or something?
02:29 - Um, well--
02:31 - You know, never mind, just take a seat, alright?
02:33 - Sure.
02:33 - Take a seat.
02:36 - Oh, okay.
02:37 - You sure you don't want anything?
02:45 - Um, I'm fine, I'm alright.
02:47 - What you got, what you got?
02:54 - Um, well, like I said, my name is Garth,
02:56 I'm with the Chop Shop, and I am here to offer you
03:01 the Always Sharp Kitchen Blade Set.
03:03 - Do you know what paraffin is?
03:05 - Paraffin?
03:06 Um, well I'm here with the Chop Shop,
03:11 here to offer you the Always Sharp Kitchen Blade Set.
03:15 For just one purchase of $49.99.
03:18 (upbeat music)
03:21 - Hey, why don't you hold it up to your throat real quick.
03:34 - Knife set, kitchen blade set, where it's
03:37 Always Sharp, we're offering a once in a lifetime
03:42 opportunity, Always Sharp Kitchen Blade Set for $49.99.
03:47 And, um.
03:48 You know what, you're a kind fella.
03:55 Um, have you ever sold door to door before?
03:58 A multi-level, um.
04:05 Did you drink that?
04:15 What the fuck man, okay, um.
04:18 You need to throw up.
04:19 Come on.
04:20 - I'm just gonna lay down.
04:21 - No, you're not going to lay down.
04:22 You need to throw up right now.
04:23 - No.
04:24 - Yes you are.
04:25 Come on, come on.
04:26 - I'm just gonna lay down.
04:27 - No, you're not going to lay down.
04:28 - Stop, bitch!
04:30 - You're going to throw up.
04:31 You're going to throw up.
04:32 - Get off!
04:32 - Stop fighting, you're going to die.
04:34 - Oh!
04:35 - Ow, ow!
04:36 (upbeat music)
04:38 Get off!
04:43 - I'm gonna come out my house like this.
04:44 - Ah!
04:45 (upbeat music)
04:48 So, uh, you gonna buy the set?
05:02 - Yeah.
05:07 - Sweet.
05:11 - Sweet.
05:13 (upbeat music)
05:16 - You saved my life, man.
05:40 I owe you everything.
05:43 - Actually, you just owe me $49.99.
05:45 (whooshing)
05:48 (whooshing)
05:50 (gasping)
05:52 (whooshing)
05:55 [BLANK_AUDIO]