Jonah From Tonga | show | 2014 | Official Trailer
Fourteen year old breakdancer and mischievous delinquent, Jonah Takalua, returns from Tonga to start a new life at Holy | dHNfV3U1Y19pcHAtYnc
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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:10 Jonah Jackalor, absolute dropkick.
00:13 Jonah!
00:14 Go away fatty!
00:15 Fuck up, bring her!
00:16 Probably the most fucked up kid I've ever taught.
00:18 She's your cousin!
00:20 I don't care!
00:21 Your work's incomplete, Jonah.
00:23 Your dick's incomplete.
00:24 His disrespectful authority.
00:25 Boys, what are you doing?
00:27 Nothing! What are you doing?
00:29 He provokes the shit out of me.
00:31 So you stink!
00:32 Fuck an idiot!
00:33 I'll get your ass for this!
00:34 Jonah!
00:35 Shit, you're dashing him!
00:36 You're fucked!
00:37 You can't do anything!
00:38 [SCREAMS]
00:39 What did the priest say when I punched him in the dick?
00:41 What?
00:42 You're a dickhead!
00:43 [LAUGHTER]
00:44 Boys, it's getting hot around here.
00:46 Must be the raggedy's heads making it hot.
00:48 Me and my boys, we're a crew and we're called Fobalicious.
00:51 Fobalicious.
00:53 And we write our own songs.
00:55 [MUSIC]
00:59 And we break dance.
01:01 We get along with everyone.
01:03 Can we have a hug, Miss?
01:04 Miss, can we have a hug?
01:05 That's all I feel.
01:06 OK, that's enough.
01:07 Except we hate the raggers.
01:09 Fatty!
01:10 What?
01:11 You know you're standing next to someone with phantom pubes.
01:13 [LAUGHTER]
01:15 You're funny.
01:16 What's up, Fox?
01:17 You guys want to do something that proves to us that you're real men?
01:19 Oh, fuck.
01:20 Let's see.
01:21 That's gonna hurt.
01:22 Oi, fellas!
01:24 Jonah can seem pretty full on.
01:26 [HISSING]
01:27 But there's something about him.
01:29 What did the nun say to the priest?
01:31 Shut up.
01:32 [LAUGHTER]
01:33 I don't know why, but I like that one.
01:35 Jonah is gonna be my mission.
01:37 I'm gonna work that kid out.
01:39 I want to beat the shit out of every motherfucker.
01:42 Oi, oi, oi, we're against bullying.
01:44 [MUSIC]
01:47 Matt!
01:48 It's not my dick.
01:49 You talk to me like that.
01:50 Stop trying to touch my boobs.
01:52 You sick--
01:53 I'm here.
01:54 Yeah.
01:55 Will he survive to the end of year 12?
01:57 I doubt it.
01:58 [MUSIC]
02:01 [BLANK_AUDIO]