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00:00 (laughing)
00:02 (screaming)
00:04 - Get the fuck out of here.
00:10 (screaming)
00:14 (screaming)
00:20 - Here, let the rooster do it.
00:28 - You want it?
00:28 - No, you're supposed to keep it in your hand.
00:30 (screaming)
00:32 (laughing)
00:37 - I'm dead, bitch.
00:42 (laughing)
00:44 - Ow, ow, oh.
00:46 (laughing)
00:56 (laughing)
00:59 - This is great.
01:01 (laughing)
01:12 (laughing)
01:25 (laughing)
01:27 - Desert, desert, ow.
01:32 Ow, ow.
01:34 What are you doing?
01:37 Desert.
01:38 (laughing)
01:44 (screaming)
01:48 (screaming)
01:50 - Oh my god, oh my god.
01:57 (laughing)
02:17 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:19 I didn't mean it.
02:21 I didn't mean it, don't bite, don't bite, no.
02:25 I didn't mean to look at you.
02:27 No, no, you're scaring me.
02:29 God, you're scaring me.
02:31 (screaming)
02:35 I don't like it.
02:37 I don't like it.
02:38 - You have little tiny mouths, don't worry.
02:44 - Oh, Ellie, watch out, watch out.
02:46 (screaming)
02:47 - Mommy.
02:48 Mommy.
02:50 (laughing)
02:52 No.
02:56 (laughing)
02:59 - Get him.
03:05 (laughing)
03:07 - I'm gonna touch your back, okay?
03:15 (screaming)
03:16 - Hey, get her.
03:17 - Slow, baby.
03:20 (laughing)
03:24 - Fast.
03:32 (screaming)
03:38 - Come here, buddy.
03:43 (screaming)
03:46 (laughing)
03:48 - You hit me.
03:59 - I'm okay.
04:01 (baby talking)
04:04 - Aren't you just so cute, little man?
04:07 - Ellie, what's that?
04:15 (laughing)
04:17 - Bathroom.
04:23 - You take in that closet to make that bathroom?
04:26 - Yeah.
04:26 - You wall this off to make this closet.
04:30 - That's kind of interesting.
04:33 (screaming)
04:34 - Put him in the hole, before he hurts his eyes or something.
04:35 - Put him down in there.
04:36 - Put him in there.
04:37 (screaming)
04:38 - Oh, God, he's got it right by the finger.
04:40 (laughing)
04:42 - Oh, my gosh.
04:43 (screaming)
04:43 - Oh, God.
04:44 (screaming)
04:45 - Oh, my gosh.
04:46 (laughing)
04:48 - Ow.
04:51 (laughing)
04:53 - Don't break his hand.
04:54 - Hold his hand.
04:55 - Don't break his hand.
04:55 - Hold it.
04:56 - Oh, my God.
04:57 (laughing)
05:07 (laughing)
05:09 - It loves me.
05:19 - No, no, no.
05:20 - Hold it out there.
05:22 Oh.
05:28 (laughing)
05:30 (TV playing)
05:36 (cat meowing)
05:38 - Ooh.
05:47 (laughing)
05:50 (screaming)
05:56 (laughing)
06:00 (screaming)
06:03 - Go on.
06:04 - Hi, I'm Bob, and this is the new weapon of the future.
06:08 The kitty poop.
06:10 (making gun noises)
06:11 (laughing)
06:14 - Oh, man.
06:29 Oh, God.
06:32 I should bring Mama here right now.
06:35 (screaming)
06:48 - Ow.
06:52 (laughing)
06:54 - Hold it.
06:54 Put it down further.
06:56 Further.
06:56 (screaming)
06:59 (laughing)
07:01 - Oh, my gosh.
07:05 Oh, my gosh.
07:06 - Let go.
07:11 (laughing)
07:13 - I'm having you in my bed.
07:14 Oh, my gosh.
07:15 - He doesn't love you.
07:19 - He doesn't love me, apparently.
07:24 That was horrible.
07:26 - You just gave me a free nose piercing.
07:29 Oh, my God.
07:31 (laughing)
07:36 (laughing)
07:38 - Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.
08:05 (screaming)
08:07 (upbeat music)
08:10 (laughing)
08:12 (chattering)
08:15 (screaming)
08:18 (laughing)
08:20 (chattering)
08:23 - What's up?
08:24 (chattering)
08:27 (laughing)
08:29 - Holy shit.
08:46 Okay.
08:49 I'm standing in the water.
08:51 (laughing)
08:54 (screaming)
08:58 (laughing)
09:02 - Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison.
09:10 (laughing)
09:12 - Do it again.
09:15 (laughing)
09:17 (chattering)
09:20 - Oh, my God.
09:36 (laughing)
09:39 - Oh, my God, they're everywhere.
09:45 - McKenzie, take it off.
09:46 - No.
09:48 (screaming)
09:50 - Oh, my God, I'm sorry, fish.
09:54 - Take it off the hook, McKenzie.
09:58 Don't look at the mess you made.
10:00 (upbeat music)
10:03 (upbeat music)
10:05 (upbeat music)
10:09 (upbeat music)
10:11 (upbeat music)
10:14 (gentle music)
10:16 (upbeat music)