Cat Person Trailer Original
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00:00 Is that that guy Robert again?
00:03 Listen, concession stand girl.
00:06 Why don't you give me your number?
00:08 Wait, you never say where he goes to school.
00:12 I think he just works.
00:14 Oysters, come on!
00:17 He has cats.
00:18 His eyes are nice.
00:19 They crinkle.
00:20 Yeah, 'cause he's old.
00:22 I think I really like him.
00:24 As promised.
00:26 I'm not saying I will have sex with him.
00:29 But I think he would like it.
00:31 Why are we having this conversation?
00:32 He's a terrible kisser.
00:33 Listen to me.
00:42 Call it a night.
00:44 Hey, do we want to do this?
00:47 This is the worst life decision I've ever made.
00:58 I had a good time tonight.
01:00 Didn't you?
01:01 Yeah.
01:02 So what was this go-to move?
01:07 The reverse squatting cowgirl?
01:09 Were his cats at least cute?
01:12 I never saw them.
01:13 Uh-oh.
01:15 Why lie about having cats?
01:18 'Cause liking cats makes a guy seem non-threatening.
01:22 Harmless.
01:24 He's hiding something.
01:27 I'm the monster in your mind.
01:32 I need to keep someone away from me.
01:36 You scared me.
01:37 People choose to be scared.
01:39 I'm the monster.
01:41 Can't say I'm surprised to find lovely ladies like yourselves in here looking for protection.
01:46 Kelvin, you need to shut that shit down right now.
01:49 What is the matter with you?
01:52 You manipulated me!
01:53 You manipulated me!
01:54 So he called you a whore.
01:57 If you want to get along with a man and not be alone your whole entire life, make peace.
02:04 With a little discomfort.
02:07 One of us has to die.
02:10 I am the monster.
02:14 âȘ Monster âȘ
02:16 (whooshing)