US Open Tennis: A Rowdy, Lit, And Fashionable Event In New York
Transcript
00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - I did want to say, you know, I mentioned it to you.
00:06 The US Open, like, sans the tennis.
00:08 The tennis is one thing.
00:10 It is what it is.
00:11 A lot of people, you've never heard of these players,
00:12 or you don't know any of the Americans,
00:15 you don't know any of the Euros,
00:16 you don't know any of the women,
00:17 you don't know any of the, I don't care about the tennis.
00:19 We all know what's going to happen.
00:20 Joker and Alcatraz, that'll be that.
00:23 But I got to tell you,
00:25 the party at that place is really,
00:28 it's almost second to none.
00:30 The crowd is rowdy, it's lit, it's vulgar, it's crazy.
00:34 The night session is even more insane.
00:38 And the players have been crying all week
00:40 about everybody smoking blizz.
00:41 Everybody's getting baked at that thing at the Ash Center.
00:45 I mean, they're blowing banks, bowls, doobies.
00:48 Everybody's drinking.
00:50 The crowd is lit.
00:52 The players are, they have drip.
00:54 It's all about fashion and how you look.
00:57 And it's rowdy.
00:58 All those other ones, honestly,
01:00 that Aussie Open, a waste of time.
01:03 Wimbledon, everyone wears white.
01:05 How stuffy is that?
01:07 Tea and crumpets, my ass.
01:09 And no one cares about red play in this country.
01:11 The only tennis tournament that matters in the world,
01:14 they should play one a year, it's right here in New York.
01:16 It's badass.
01:18 (upbeat music)
01:20 [Music]