Scarlett Johansson se moque des parisiens
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00:03 - People are telling me that you're living part-time
00:05 or some of your time in Paris.
00:07 Is that true?
00:08 - Yes, I do.
00:09 I actually...
00:10 I decided to take the plunge and move to Paris.
00:13 And it's great. I love it.
00:16 I mean, you know, of course,
00:18 some of the, you know, the stardust twinkles
00:21 worn off a little bit now.
00:24 And, you know, you start to...
00:25 All the things that you thought were charming
00:26 before are just...
00:27 - Annoying.
00:28 - Yeah, well...
00:29 (rires)
00:30 I mean, I don't want to say...
00:32 I'm just offended at an entire nation of people,
00:33 but like usual, but...
00:34 - Well, I tell you, they're lucky to have you,
00:36 for heaven's sake.
00:37 - Well, that's what I think, of course.
00:39 (applause)
00:42 No, but, you know, it's the little things, like, you know...
00:46 I mean, of course, when I first got there,
00:47 I thought that people were not...
00:49 that the whole kind of rude Parisian thing
00:51 was just like, "People aren't rude.
00:52 They're wonderful."
00:53 - Yes.
00:54 - That was before I was a mainstay there,
00:55 and then people decided that once I wasn't going away,
00:58 they could just be really terribly rude to me.
01:01 - They could relax and be rude.
01:02 - Yeah.
01:03 - Just be themselves.
01:04 Now, I know very little about Paris.
01:06 Tell us, which arrondissement?
01:09 - Oh!
01:10 - Ah!
01:11 (laughter)
01:12 - Oh, around.
01:13 - Yeah.
01:14 - Around, around.
01:15 I live in the left bank, actually, which is...
01:17 - Oh, it's very nice over there.
01:18 - Yes, it's the kind of artist's...
01:20 - Is it near the Latin Quarter?
01:22 - Yes, it's close to the Latin Quarter.
01:24 You're getting warmer.
01:25 - Mm-hmm.
01:26 And what do you do there?
01:28 - I like to walk around.
01:30 - Oh, it's a beautiful city to walk around.
01:31 - Yes, I like to walk around.
01:32 I mean, I--well, as I was saying,
01:34 you know, people there are ruder now.
01:36 And so I--I mean, I like to walk around,
01:39 but it's frustrating because, well, people there don't have--
01:42 I mean, I'm--you know, I'm from New York,
01:44 and I assume that I'm the best--
01:46 like, an amazing walker because, you know, I'm from New York.
01:49 - You haven't seen my mom walk.
01:52 When he--he get around...
01:54 (applause)
01:56 (laughing)
01:59 - Oh, my...
01:59 - Well, I just assume that, you know, I mean,
02:01 because we're from New York, and you're kind of--
02:03 you know, it's a wonderful dance on the street.
02:05 You kind of avoid and do this--you know,
02:07 it's a choreography walking down the street.
02:09 - They are both two great walking cities.
02:11 - Right.
02:12 - And you're from one of them.
02:13 - Yes, and when I got there, I assumed that, you know,
02:15 it's this kind of provincial town.
02:17 People don't know how to walk here.
02:19 Like, they don't walk anywhere.
02:21 They walk everywhere.
02:22 And the fact that they're just body-checking me
02:24 as they come--it's just part--
02:26 you know, they're just confused.
02:29 - Yeah, that's right.
02:29 - But no, they're not confused.
02:30 And now--so I just do, like, a stare-down
02:32 from halfway down the block,
02:33 and I started getting really aggressive with people now.
02:35 - Good for you.
02:36 - And I don't care.
02:37 - Yeah.
02:38 Are you with her, ladies and gentlemen?
02:40 She doesn't care.
02:41 (applause)