It's a hot day, and Dave hates his wife. He should be out doing exercise, spending money, meeting people. Instead, he's | dG1feE1CQkpNcFNsaGM
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00:00 [Clock ticking]
00:29 It's a hot day and I hate my wife.
00:35 We're playing a board game. That's how bad it is.
00:42 [Clock ticking]
00:49 I shouldn't be out doing exercise, spending money meeting people.
00:55 Instead, I'm playing word games with her.
01:00 I'd blame my wife for everything because everything is her fault.
01:07 [Humming]
01:22 [Humming]
01:48 Thirty points!
01:50 She's beating me already.
01:53 Maybe I should kill her.
01:57 If only I had a you, then I could play murder.
02:02 That would be a sign.
02:05 That would be permission.
02:10 [Clock ticking]
02:22 [Humming]
02:41 [Clock ticking]
02:57 I hope she has lousy letters.
03:02 I have lousy letters.
03:06 For some reason, I hate her more.
03:12 What was that?
03:29 So I had lunch with Roxanne on Wednesday.
03:32 Actually, it might have been Tuesday.
03:36 Wait, Wednesday.
03:43 What was I doing on Wednesday?
03:47 But anyway, the point is I was talking to Roxanne and she told me that Esteban just got some big raise at work, which is, you know, really great for them.
03:55 So afterwards, I was giving it some thought.
03:58 You know, we could really use a big raise too.
04:00 I figured maybe we might try to make her a little bit more successful.
04:06 [Humming]
04:12 [Gunshots]
04:14 [Humming]
04:15 [Esteban laughing]
04:21 Babe, are you even listening to me?
04:31 Hello?
04:32 Roxanne, we were just talking about you guys.
04:35 Yes.
04:37 Oh, definitely.
04:39 But when is Esteban getting back in town?
04:41 Well, I'll tell him.
04:43 We'll just have to get our boys together so they can catch up, right?
04:46 Of course.
04:48 Oh, no.
04:50 He'd love to.
04:52 All right, then.
04:53 I'll talk to you soon.
04:55 You too.
04:56 All righty.
04:57 Bye.
05:17 I thought you didn't.
05:22 Of course not.
05:33 I spot a chance to use all my letters.
05:36 That'll shut her up.
05:55 [Humming]
06:03 For once, my wife is right.
06:05 It can't just be a coincidence.
06:09 I have to test this.
06:13 My options are limited.
06:39 [Humming]
06:55 My wife is always cautious, always careful and concerned.
07:00 This is why she deserves to die.
07:06 I need to play something powerful, something violent, something terminal.
07:15 The perfect word to shake her up.
07:35 I can feel the trembling energy of potential in my veins.
07:39 I am commanding fate.
07:41 I am manipulating destiny.
07:47 [Chuckles]
07:53 [Alarm clock]
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