Mehengai Par Haroon Ka Talkshow, Achu Rocket Saleem, Aunty Government Arzuu Bane Tajzia Nigar

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Mehengai Par Haroon Ka Talkshow, Achu Rocket Saleem, Aunty Government Arzuu Bane Tajzia Nigar
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00:00 Welcome back, viewers.
00:04 This is our segment Current Affairs.
00:06 And the situation is that
00:07 the one who is in control of inflation,
00:09 whether it is dollar, gold,
00:11 or food, or petrol,
00:13 everything is going up.
00:14 And no one is understanding
00:17 what is going to happen to Pakistan's future.
00:19 And who will save it, how will save it?
00:21 No one has a road map.
00:23 Debts are at the highest level of Pakistan's history.
00:26 Earlier we used to take loans
00:27 so that we can repay the loans.
00:29 Now we take loans so that we can repay their interest.
00:33 So let's talk about this.
00:34 The first guest with us is Achu Rocket.
00:38 He drives a rickshaw.
00:40 And he is a voter for the rickshaw union.
00:42 So welcome to the show.
00:44 Thank you very much, sir.
00:45 His face should be like Achu Kill.
00:49 Mr. Achu, you tell us.
00:50 Has inflation troubled you a lot?
00:52 I am sitting here.
00:53 Your center is out.
00:54 You are sitting there.
00:55 You have to cheat.
00:56 I am not ashamed.
00:57 You have brought me here to cheat people.
00:59 Let me introduce the second guest.
01:03 He is with us.
01:04 What?
01:05 You have called him?
01:07 But what will you do with your tongue?
01:10 Ladies and gentlemen, my second guest is Aunty Garment.
01:13 Oh!
01:14 The government is sold.
01:15 Enough!
01:16 There is nothing in the government.
01:18 All of them are together.
01:18 Enough!
01:20 Enough!
01:20 Enough! Please!
01:21 All of them have gone mad.
01:23 Aunty, you are inside the Lihari Studios.
01:25 They are making us mad.
01:27 I will break this.
01:29 And see, if you have a Karachi bag, you can even move it.
01:33 The third guest is with us.
01:36 Economic Hitman.
01:37 What?
01:37 Economic Hitman, producer?
01:39 He is an economist.
01:42 He has a deep view on the economy of Pakistan.
01:45 Hitman.
01:46 Oh!
01:47 You have a view on the poverty of Pakistan.
01:49 I think, to be or not to be, that is the question.
01:53 The thing is, I cannot see the poverty here.
01:57 I hear that people are very poor.
01:59 My heart..
02:00 Sorry.
02:02 It goes like this.
02:03 What do you do then?
02:04 Pakistan does not come.
02:05 You have so much milk. What are you eating?
02:10 Sir, I am eating cashews.
02:11 And I drink milk because I have a disease of the rich.
02:15 You note this for a while.
02:16 What?
02:17 If you eat cashews, you get a hand-free.
02:20 He is a poor man. He does not know that there is a pocket in the coat.
02:25 Ma'am, you are sitting behind.
02:27 How can I sit behind?
02:28 I am a rich man. I talk to a rich man.
02:30 Nobody knows about my emotions.
02:32 You talk to me.
02:33 I will break this.
02:34 I am a rich man. - Enough.
02:35 Ma'am, calm down.
02:36 All are the same.
02:37 No one is poor. No one is rich.
02:38 Now, all are in the same window.
02:40 Where is everyone in the same window?
02:41 You are sitting in Lahore and I am sitting in Larkana.
02:43 Are you talking nonsense?
02:44 The poverty is getting worse.
02:46 Believe me, we are very poor.
02:48 I will slap you.
02:49 Not my pant.
02:53 Please.
02:54 Listen to me.
02:55 You will not come out of the screen.
02:57 Please stay inside.
02:58 Then people will know.
02:59 I wanted to say that when Mr. Mifta came,
03:01 he wasted 45 days in thinking whether to go to IMF or not.
03:06 So, this 45 days, 1.5 months lapse,
03:09 is it because of that that we are standing where we are standing in the eyes of IMF?
03:13 Look, I told you in Gwal Mandi,
03:14 I took a rickshaw and a passenger came and sat behind.
03:17 She said, I am going to a party.
03:19 I found her in every corner.
03:20 Believe me, on the road, Rajshahna.
03:22 Where is Mifta?
03:23 He is sitting behind.
03:24 Okay, I will ask you a question.
03:28 So, what mistakes did Mr. Ishaq Dhar make during the journey from 'I don't care' to 'I care the most'?
03:36 What?
03:38 My question to this rickshaw driver is that the cost is fine,
03:43 but these people don't do anything less.
03:45 The amount of rent that taxi drivers take,
03:47 the same amount they are taking.
03:48 There is a lot of difference in the rides of both.
03:50 Answer him.
03:51 Look, when you say, sit here for two minutes, he is coming.
03:54 He says, stand here for one and a half hours, I am coming.
03:57 Three hours are spent in London.
03:58 Where am I going?
03:59 I have never even gone with you.
04:03 If you haven't gone, then you don't talk to anyone.
04:05 Okay, tell me,
04:08 the budget this year is 7,500 billion rupees,
04:11 we have to give in interest.
04:12 In your opinion, is this realistic or will it increase more?
04:15 Like last year, it went from 4900 to 5800.
04:18 7500, 7500, 7500.
04:21 What are you doing?
04:22 I am buffering.
04:23 This is my question to you.
04:26 Sir, sir.
04:27 Do you think 7500 billion is realistic or will it increase more?
04:30 Sir, I have set up a steel industry of 7000 billion rupees
04:33 so that the poor get a business.
04:35 First of all, thank you very much that everyone is running away from the country,
04:38 trying to go abroad.
04:39 And you are setting up an industry here, I salute you.
04:42 Sir, thank you, sir.
04:43 So how did you get this courage?
04:44 Where are you setting up?
04:45 Jabla Jais.
04:46 What?
04:47 That is in the United Arab Emirates.
04:49 Yes, in the center of Dubai.
04:50 You are setting up there?
04:51 Yes, sir.
04:52 Then why are you talking about Pakistan?
04:53 Sir, there is a lot of sorrow here.
04:55 Okay, you tell me,
04:57 in your daily life, when you see that the tax to GDP ratio of GDP
05:01 has become very bad, very low,
05:04 what is the way to increase it?
05:05 Look, my mother-in-law smokes, I have told her twice.
05:08 Cigarette has become expensive, petrol has become expensive,
05:11 no one can roam.
05:12 Aunty, what do you think about cigarettes?
05:14 No one can roam or even dance properly.
05:17 Sir,
05:18 Aunty, I want to ask you,
05:20 fiscal operations have become dead,
05:22 since this 'Kaam Kaam' government has come.
05:24 So, what do you think they should do?
05:27 They have never got an operation,
05:29 they have become normal.
05:30 Aunty, but how many children do you have?
05:34 24, God bless.
05:35 What?
05:36 God bless.
05:37 Aunty, you are increasing the economy,
05:39 you are doing it in your mind.
05:40 And what is this?
05:41 The situation of this country cannot be changed.
05:43 Believe me, everyone is worried.
05:45 I am worried that I have lost my job,
05:47 I have lost my father,
05:48 I have lost my cheek.
05:49 What does this have to do with the economy of Pakistan?
05:51 Believe me, I don't sleep for 4-5 days,
05:54 I am so worried.
05:55 People like me,
05:56 people of good status,
05:57 people are also worried because of poverty.
05:58 What poverty?
05:59 When my manager from the factory in Lahore called me and told me
06:02 that you have not paid your salary for 4 months,
06:04 the workers are very worried.
06:05 I slept for 4 days, sir.
06:07 If you have paid your salary, then pay their salary.
06:10 Sir, I am setting up a factory in the US,
06:12 I want money from there.
06:13 These many children are a symbol of happiness.
06:17 I bought a fridge on the first child,
06:19 I bought a deep freezer on the second child.
06:22 I don't know why the government is not giving you curd.
06:25 I put a gold sink on the third child in the bathroom.
06:32 I got the roof of my house on the fourth child.
06:36 I got the sofa on the fifth child.
06:40 If you get a child like this, what happens that you get money?
06:43 I am explaining that it is a symbol of happiness.
06:46 More children are blessed.
06:48 I am explaining this to Irza.
06:50 We should have mercy on this country.
06:54 There is a lot of population.
06:55 Look at me.
06:56 How many children do you have?
06:57 I have 8 children.
06:58 Are you educating 8 children?
07:04 Yes.
07:05 Where?
07:06 When I go home, they read something and then they get angry.
07:10 I wanted to do such an important show today.
07:12 Such an important segment.
07:13 Producer, what people have you brought?
07:15 Isn't poverty better than this?
07:17 Yes, this is your thing.
07:18 No one knows.
07:19 Look, I wanted to put it in front of many people.
07:22 In which I would like you to participate.
07:24 In 2008, the loan we had was 490 billion rupees.
07:28 Today 2023 has come.
07:30 We have also returned the loan.
07:31 We have also returned the interest.
07:33 We have not defaulted yet.
07:34 Today it is 62,000.
07:38 Today we have a loan of 490 to 62,000 billion rupees.
07:42 And the loan that the PTI government took,
07:46 that loan of 18 to 18,500 billion rupees,
07:49 they took it in their 3-year government.
07:52 After that, the government that has come,
07:54 within 14 months, it has taken a loan of 18,500 billion rupees.
07:58 We have taken so much loan,
08:00 so much loan that the common people are not told about it.
08:03 And the picture that you are seeing,
08:05 is not the real picture.
08:07 The dollar that is being shown to you is not the reality.
08:10 In relation to the coming circumstances,
08:12 someone who says that we have come to save the state,
08:14 they have gone to save politics.
08:16 If we had to save the state,
08:17 in fact, I would like to ask you this question.
08:19 Mr. Achchu.
08:20 Mr. Shahbaz Sharif said that we have come to save the state,
08:23 not to save politics.
08:24 And made a cabinet of 85 billion.
08:26 Look, listen to me.
08:28 I am going home and ask my son for something.
08:30 I will slap him.
08:31 Where is Shahbaz Sharif in this?
08:33 I said you give food,
08:35 I will give loan, you will not let me drink.
08:37 You will have to take a loan.
08:40 I had bought a new cabinet on my sixth child.
08:44 Sir, I have written a poem according to inflation.
08:50 I will tell you that.
08:51 Twinkle, twinkle little star,
08:53 how I wonder what you are.
08:54 Where is inflation in this?
08:55 Up above the world so high,
08:57 like a diamond in the sky.
08:59 Where is inflation in this?
09:00 There is no inflation in this.
09:01 Diamond is cheap.
09:04 Yes, this is also right.
09:05 But right now we do not need diamonds.
09:07 Right now we need such mindsets.
09:09 We need such mindsets,
09:10 we need such people who work like diamonds.
09:12 And to get this country out of this storm of inflation.
09:15 And it will not take much time to get it out.
09:18 If we change, everything will change.
09:20 There are very easy ways for that.
09:22 There are very easy solutions.
09:23 But no one wants to do it.
09:24 You privatize things.
09:26 I want to explain this to the public.
09:27 Because the reason is that you can somehow
09:30 get this work done by your representatives.
09:33 And the work to do is that you note that
09:36 the cheapest thing in your country right now
09:39 is the call for a cell phone.
09:41 Everyone has it.
09:42 Whether he is sitting on the road or in a palace.
09:45 Everyone is affording a call.
09:47 The internet is affording.
09:48 The reason for this is that private companies have come.
09:51 When we have privatized it,
09:52 then everyone has a cell phone.
09:54 You think that if we privatize the electricity system,
09:58 then everyone will be able to afford it.
10:01 When there is competition, then the rates come down.
10:04 When there is a monopoly,
10:05 you can go anywhere in the world.
10:06 If there is a product that only one person sells,
10:09 then the monopoly is given at the rate of his choice.
10:11 Similarly, if you privatize these things,
10:14 you will get gas cheaper,
10:15 you will get everything cheaper.
10:17 Why?
10:18 The reason for this is that the businesses that are running,
10:20 the businesses of the government that are running,
10:23 they take salary and pension,
10:25 and after that their families take pension.
10:27 They get cars.
10:29 They have a business,
10:30 they have a personal shop.
10:32 So if we want to take this country forward,
10:34 then we should privatize things,
10:35 let people run it.
10:36 It is not the job of the government to run the business.
10:38 See you in the next segment.
10:40 Stay with us.
10:41 Mr. Danish, your nails look very on point.
10:44 I am just trying to impress you these days.
10:48 If you look at Mr. Danish carefully,
10:51 he works hard,
10:53 but he also looks like he is from the farm.
10:56 (audience laughing)

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