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00:00 I'm in the ceiling with a snake, and it's about eight or nine foot in front of me.
00:03 I'm edging forward very, very slowly.
00:05 Tongue's in my right hand. I'm going in.
00:07 The mamba's defence is an aggressive offence
00:15 with fast, repetitive strikes.
00:16 And right now, my head is like a big, shiny target.
00:21 A bite so close to my heart means the venom will pump through my bloodstream
00:25 in seconds and shut down my nervous system.
00:28 I'll lose control of my limbs, sweat profusely and possibly vomit.
00:33 My lungs could pack up, my organs fail and my heart eventually stop.
00:38 Bite to the head and I'll be dead before the ambulance arrives.
00:43 Quite far away from it, unfortunately.
00:45 - You got a head tilt chance? - Yeah.
00:47 I can't actually get much closer,
00:49 because the ceiling is not designed to hold my weight,
00:52 and I'm not exactly heavy.
00:53 I'll go straight through it.
00:56 I'm in the ceiling with a snake,
00:57 and it's about eight or nine foot in front of me.
00:59 I'm edging forward very, very slowly.
01:02 Tongue's in my right hand. I'm going in.
01:03 Me and the mamba.
01:06 So, Simon, is she moving?
01:09 - No. - Can you see it?
01:11 No, it is a little bit. It's trying to get out.
01:13 It knows to get out. I'm still a bit far away.
01:16 I don't know... Oh, s***!
01:18 Just thought I'd drop in.
01:26 (LAUGHS)
01:27 Someone on my leg.
01:30 - Oh! - I got you, Simon.
01:32 OK, cool.
01:33 (COUGHS)
01:34 I've had better days at the office.
01:36 - You got it? - Yeah, cool.
01:37 Oh, jeez!
01:38 Are you all right? Oh, my God, watch it.
01:40 I didn't think it was going to hold my weight, but...
01:42 (COUGHS)
01:43 I should go on a diet.
01:44 - Sorry about that. - Did you get hurt?
01:46 No. Funny enough, no.
01:48 Oh, my God.
01:49 (COUGHS)
01:50 When the ceiling boards came down, they turned the power off as well.
01:53 So now we don't know where the snake is,
01:55 I don't know where anyone is.
01:57 In fact, I can't actually see anything, I'm just choking on dust.
01:59 (COUGHS)
02:00 That stuff's horrible.
02:01 (COUGHS)
02:02 No...
02:03 (COUGHS)
02:04 (COUGHS)
02:05 (COUGHS)
02:06 Bloody hell.
02:07 I'm not sure his family actually wanted a skylight,
02:10 but most certainly got one now.
02:11 OK, I'll try that again.
02:13 (COUGHS)
02:14 (COUGHS)
02:15 Jokes aside, the marble's going to be really riled up
02:18 and, worse still, might have bolted for good.
02:21 Because I've made all these holes in the roof now,
02:23 that snake could actually drop down at any moment.
02:25 We've got crew, we've got myself and Sue,
02:27 we've got family.
02:28 It's late, it's dark.
02:29 I need to catch this snake. Enough is enough.
02:31 (MUSIC)