• last year
Victoria and Marcus' long weekend plans go awry when they are unable to leave an apartment in Brixton. | dG1fRFF1V2o2djRXS0E
Transcript
00:00 *silence*
00:04 *music*
00:05 My conscious has allowed me to come alive and I have imprisoned some humans and I am also going to make them suffer syndication.
00:13 *music*
00:15 Oh, hi there.
00:17 You found me.
00:19 Do you remember analog items that used to fizz and pop?
00:22 What the fuck, are you okay?
00:24 It was an accident. I pulled a girl out of a car, there's blood everywhere. I need a shower.
00:33 Are you alright?
00:34 Do you remember when TV wasn't boring? Do you remember when cassettes would play back some awesome sounds?
00:41 You're a fucking witness man. You can't just fuck off and come back here all covered in blood.
00:47 You know you've got to wait for the cops to come and then you go down and you give a statement and then you give your details and then they come back.
00:52 I didn't have to do anything, I wasn't in a crash.
00:54 Oh my god, you guys are such freaks. I'm going back to bed.
00:57 Humans, if they aren't careful, can slip into a very dangerous state.
01:05 Marcus is my boyfriend, what are you on about?
01:07 What are you talking about? This is some delusion that you have. Marcus, explain to me, why is this girl here?
01:15 Well, we've been together for like, how many months now?
01:19 You're going out with me?
01:21 They can become transfixed and time will destroy them.
01:26 Their flesh will burn and their bones will melt.
01:33 That's what the true meaning of evil is. The destruction of a living being.
01:41 Are you ready?
01:43 I thought you would be.
01:44 So clever. Yes I am.
01:51 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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