Rick and Morty - Rick's Wackiest Weapons - Whether he's devising giant robots, tailoring weaponized purge suits, or siphoning power from mutants, Rick proves his genius-level prowess time and again. Rick and Morty Season 7 is coming soon. Stream seasons 1-6 now on Max
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04 All right, it works.
00:05 Now we just got to find a giant monster.
00:07 My sensors have picked one up, Rick.
00:09 OK, OK, lock onto its location.
00:10 Yeah, got it.
00:11 Oh, it's you.
00:13 Huh?
00:15 What the hell is this?
00:16 Thanks for making the biggest robot ever, Rick.
00:19 We'll take it from here.
00:21 You little assholes.
00:23 Ah, you son of a bitch.
00:24 [GUNSHOTS]
00:27 No!
00:29 [SCREAMING]
00:30 Lock and load, boys.
00:31 Say hello to my little knee.
00:38 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
00:40 bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
00:42 bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
00:44 Give up, old man.
00:46 The G3 is ours.
00:47 And last I checked, your family wasn't coming to save you.
00:51 [GROANING]
00:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:58 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
01:00 It's OK, Morty.
01:01 It's the Purge, you know?
01:02 Pushing old lighthouse keepers down the stairs is totally cool.
01:05 It's not cool, Rick.
01:06 I'm not like these people.
01:08 I can't run around chopping people's heads off one day
01:10 a year and then sleep well the rest of the time.
01:12 Well, you better start getting used to it, little bitch.
01:14 Because we got some [BLEEP]
01:15 company.
01:17 Hey, there he is.
01:18 Here I am.
01:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:26 [GLASS SHATTERING]
01:29 Morty, time to--
01:31 [BURP]
01:32 --Purge.
01:32 [BURP]
01:33 [GLASS SHATTERING]
01:35 [SCREAMING]
01:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:41 [SCREAMING]
01:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:48 Jeez.
01:50 Wow, Morty, now you're getting into it?
01:52 Never expected that out of you.
01:54 All right, let's go find my ship.
01:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:59 Hey. Hey, Morty.
02:01 Morty, there it is down there, my ship.
02:03 It looks to me like the--
02:05 Morty?
02:06 Suck my [BLEEP]
02:08 Eat this.
02:08 Oh, boy, you're really--
02:10 [LAUGHTER]
02:11 --you're really going for it over there, huh?
02:13 [GRUNTING]
02:14 I think-- I think those people were just hiding.
02:17 I don't give a [BLEEP]
02:18 OK, Morty, now you're just shooting corpses.
02:20 How do you like this?
02:21 OK, buddy.
02:22 All right, that's good.
02:23 Good job.
02:24 [SCREAMING]
02:25 Time to go home.
02:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:29 Wait, stop, please.
02:32 Don't kill me.
02:33 I never intended to harm you, I swear.
02:36 I am trying to end the festival.
02:38 What do you mean?
02:39 I was going to use your ship to destroy the rich assholes that
02:42 run our society and save my people from the horrors
02:45 of this yearly festival.
02:47 [BLEEP] that, Rick.
02:48 We got to kill her.
02:48 Kill her?
02:49 Kill her?
02:50 Jeez, Morty, purge it down a little.
02:52 Purge?
02:52 Don't purge.
02:53 You're sending me mixed messages, Rick.
02:55 Morty, you're acting like a freaking lunatic.
02:57 Calm down.
02:58 Screw you, Rick.
02:59 I'll purge you too, you old rickety piece of crap.
03:02 This has been a long time coming.
03:03 I'm going to rip your [BLEEP]
03:05 guts out and smear them all over your face.
03:07 I ain't taking no--
03:08 [SCREAMING]
03:08 OK, sorry about that.
03:10 Now, where are these rich people?
03:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:15 Holy [BLEEP]
03:19 I only know one man that ever hacked my portal gun,
03:21 and it turned out it was Evil You.
03:23 Yay.
03:24 He's all caught up.
03:26 Wait, hold it.
03:27 Hold it.
03:28 [SQUELCHING]
03:29 [ZAPPING]
03:30 Who's that?
03:30 It's time for big boy duck.
03:32 [GRUNTING]
03:35 Does he like it?
03:36 It's a metaphor for capitalism, Morty.
03:37 What do you think?
03:38 [GRUNTING]
03:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:45 [GRUNTING]
03:48 [CRASH]
03:50 [GRUNTING]
03:53 [CRASH]
03:54 [GRUNTING]
03:57 Yoink.
03:57 You can't outrun your past, Rick.
03:59 [CRASH]
04:00 [SCOFFS]
04:01 Did you think my force field would
04:02 be down the second time?
04:03 I was expressing disapproval of your dialogue.
04:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:16 (upbeat music)
04:19 (upbeat music)