Elizabeth travels to her old hometown to buy the city's ski resort on behalf of her future father-in-law. However, the owner of the resort, Randy, is unwilling to sell and also turns out to be an old schoolmate. Without a quick deal, Elizabeth is forced to stay and consequently meet her sister and their parents. Her sister is completely focused on winning The Christmas Classic for the tenth year in a row, but Elizabeth becomes determined to finally beat her sister and soon she has won Randy over to her side.
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00:01:00On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a five-trillion book tree.
00:01:10On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me brand new boobies and a five-dollar wish card.
00:01:20On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me football tickets,
00:01:27but I don't even like football, I'd rather be at a spa.
00:01:32On the fourth day of Christmas, your daddy gave to me a second STD.
00:01:41Christmas frickin' sucks, it's stupid, the only thing that rocks, getting screwed by a mall Santa.
00:01:51Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, girls.
00:01:54Dial a mall Santa up in your business.
00:01:58Merry Christmas, bitches.
00:02:15Hey honey, just landed here in New Mexico.
00:02:18Are you gonna stop by and see your family?
00:02:23Very funny, I'm just here to close the deal for us to buy the ski resort.
00:02:27Great, if you can get it closed before Christmas, my dad said there's a raise in the future.
00:02:32Well don't worry, the owner's a family friend, it'll be easy.
00:02:35Oh, Julie's calling, let's talk later, okay? Love ya.
00:02:39Love you too, babe.
00:02:45Oh my God.
00:02:46Where have you been?
00:02:47Long story, but I had to fly back home to New Mexico.
00:02:49Okay, but did you see it?
00:02:51See what?
00:02:52So you haven't.
00:02:53What are you talking about?
00:02:54Karaoke, from the other night. Videos of it have gone viral.
00:02:59What? No, no.
00:03:02I'm afraid so.
00:03:03Shit. Julie, I gotta go. I cannot believe it. Oh my God!
00:03:09Okay, it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. Right? It's gonna be okay.
00:03:17Okay.
00:03:35Boys, thank you.
00:03:39Looking good, boys.
00:03:43Hop up there, buddy.
00:03:44All right.
00:03:45Don't run over, Wyatt.
00:03:46Hey! Nice.
00:03:52Oh my God, are you serious? Are you kidding me?
00:03:56Oh my God, why is this my life?
00:03:59Oh my God, why?
00:04:03Get a good tree, dude. Good?
00:04:06Okay.
00:04:10Okay, keep it together.
00:04:12Not right now.
00:04:15Beautiful. What a guy.
00:04:17All right, Marcy.
00:04:18Good doing business with you.
00:04:19You too, buddy.
00:04:21All right, we'll see ya.
00:04:22All right, thank you.
00:04:23Yeah, thank you guys.
00:04:26Okay.
00:04:28It's okay.
00:04:31I'm just gonna leave it until later, because...
00:04:35Whew.
00:04:41Oh my God.
00:04:43Are you kidding me?
00:04:47Oh, come on!
00:04:49Excuse me.
00:04:50Yes?
00:04:51You okay?
00:04:52Does it look like it?
00:04:53Well, not really.
00:04:54Um, you here to buy a tree?
00:04:56Nope.
00:04:57Well, you're not dressed to ski looking like that.
00:04:59No, I am here to see the owner.
00:05:01Got it.
00:05:02Just to let you know,
00:05:03we do have a ski shop that sells women's boots in your size
00:05:05if you need a new pair.
00:05:06Okay.
00:05:07Okay, all right.
00:05:08Oh!
00:05:09Oh!
00:05:10Oh.
00:05:11Yes?
00:05:12Hi.
00:05:13Um, my shoe is stuck.
00:05:14Got it.
00:05:15In the mud.
00:05:16Go ahead and get that for ya.
00:05:17All right.
00:05:18There's your shoe.
00:05:19Yep.
00:05:20Sorry about that, lady.
00:05:22Okay.
00:05:23Okay.
00:05:24All right.
00:05:26Do you, uh...
00:05:27Do you know where the owner is?
00:05:29Oh, he's up at the top
00:05:30cutting down a tree for next weekend's Christmas classic.
00:05:33Of course he is.
00:05:35And when will he be back down?
00:05:37Is he expecting you?
00:05:38No, I'm just here to discuss some private business with him.
00:05:41Well, could be a while.
00:05:43He likes to take his time up there, so...
00:05:45Well, do you think maybe someone could radio him
00:05:47and tell him to come down?
00:05:48Ugh, no.
00:05:49No, unfortunately, it's too secluded up there.
00:05:52I tell you what.
00:05:53I'd be happy to take you up on my ATV.
00:05:56I'm headed up there anyway, so...
00:05:58You want me to go to the top of the mountain
00:06:00in this, on the back of your ATV?
00:06:03Well, I think I did mention that we do have a ski shop
00:06:05that sells not only women's boots,
00:06:07but also seasonal winter appropriate attire.
00:06:10Or I got an extra one of these.
00:06:13No.
00:06:14Not a chance in hell.
00:06:17♪ If I could go away forever
00:06:21♪ I'd go anywhere
00:06:24♪ I'd go anywhere
00:06:30Wha... What...
00:06:32What are you doing? Where's the boss?
00:06:35Hey, Randy Collins.
00:06:37What?
00:06:38Owner and operator of Ski Alto.
00:06:40Are you serious?
00:06:41Uh, yeah.
00:06:43Well, where's Jack?
00:06:45My dad?
00:06:46He died a few years ago.
00:06:49Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:06:51Wait, so you're...
00:06:53Randy, Randy.
00:06:54Oh, my God, I didn't even recognize you.
00:06:56You're so...
00:06:57different.
00:06:59Yeah, that's one way to put it.
00:07:01I went to rehab for weight loss.
00:07:03Started eating healthy.
00:07:04I ski and hike every day.
00:07:06So, there you go, Elizabeth.
00:07:09And you know who I am, of course.
00:07:11Yeah, of course I do.
00:07:13By the way, love the new video.
00:07:16Oh, you saw that, too.
00:07:17I think everyone's seen it.
00:07:18It's almost as funny as your first one.
00:07:20What's it been, like six, seven years?
00:07:22Ten.
00:07:23My sister's wedding.
00:07:24Okay.
00:07:26Well, the answer's still no.
00:07:28Excuse me?
00:07:29I'm not selling.
00:07:30You know, this land has been in my family for generations.
00:07:33My grandparents' idea to put the slopes in,
00:07:35so they cut down the trees themselves
00:07:36with the help of the community,
00:07:38including your family.
00:07:39Speaking of which, have you seen yours yet?
00:07:41We're not here to discuss my family.
00:07:43Well, I think we are.
00:07:45You know, if I sell and you decide to make it private,
00:07:47that means they can't ski here either.
00:07:49Wealth comes in more forms than just money, Elizabeth.
00:07:52Have you seen the smiles of these people's faces
00:07:54flying down the mountain?
00:07:56This place is perfect just the way it is.
00:07:58Again, if I sell, all that's gonna change.
00:08:01Well, change isn't necessarily a bad thing, Randy.
00:08:04It is if it means keeping the community out.
00:08:08Okay, what if I can convince my boss to make it semi-private?
00:08:12Then it's a win-win.
00:08:14You could still run it,
00:08:15and all the community could still ski here.
00:08:17I mean, there's no downside.
00:08:19Mm.
00:08:21Randy, look, if you don't evolve,
00:08:24my boss will just take it to the next town,
00:08:26which means the business will all go there,
00:08:28and eventually Ski-Alta will dry up, so...
00:08:31Right. Well...
00:08:33Okay, this boss of yours, does he listen to you?
00:08:36You can get him to agree to this?
00:08:38Oh, absolutely.
00:08:39I mean, I'm engaged to his son, so...
00:08:42Right.
00:08:44Well, might take me some time to think about it.
00:08:48Okay, well, how long do you think it'll take?
00:08:50Because I'd really love to let him know.
00:08:52Might take a while.
00:08:53I do all my best thinking up here, so...
00:08:56Excuse me.
00:09:00Randy! Yeah?
00:09:01Wait, can...
00:09:02Can you at least just take me down before you do all that?
00:09:05Sorry, I-I gotta do this really quick.
00:09:07But, uh, you can either wait for me
00:09:09or head on down through the trees to the ski lift.
00:09:11It'll take you down.
00:09:12Wha...
00:09:14Really?
00:09:15Okay.
00:09:46Oh, my God!
00:09:47Is that you?
00:09:49Sis!
00:09:50Is that really you?
00:09:51Hey!
00:09:52What?
00:09:53Yeah, hi.
00:09:54Oh, my God!
00:09:55Hi!
00:09:56Damn, it's been long!
00:09:58Yeah!
00:09:59What are...
00:10:00Are you working here now?
00:10:01What?
00:10:02Your outfit.
00:10:03Oh, no.
00:10:04Oh, no.
00:10:05I've just borrowed it.
00:10:06It's cold, so...
00:10:07Hey, Ben!
00:10:08Hi!
00:10:09Look at you!
00:10:10You're so, uh...
00:10:11You're so...
00:10:12Look at you!
00:10:13You're so, uh...
00:10:14You're sparkly.
00:10:15Isn't it fantastic?
00:10:16It's the unisex line
00:10:17Lynn has been working on.
00:10:18It works for men, too, right?
00:10:19It's very masculine and powerful.
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:22So beautiful.
00:10:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:25Oh, my God, and look at you two!
00:10:27You've grown so much!
00:10:28And you, you're new!
00:10:29Hi!
00:10:30Yes, this is your Aunt Lynn's!
00:10:32Oh.
00:10:33So, did you come back to watch me
00:10:36win the Christmas Classic again
00:10:39and celebrate our decade of love?
00:10:45Ten years of equality and 50-50 partnership
00:10:48where we make all the decisions together.
00:10:50I make all the decisions.
00:10:51Of course, yeah.
00:10:52It's so great.
00:10:53No, actually, uh...
00:10:55I came to surprise you.
00:10:58Yes!
00:10:59Surprise!
00:11:00Surprise!
00:11:01You're so cute!
00:11:02Oh, my God.
00:11:03So, are you gonna stay with Mom and Dad next?
00:11:05I...
00:11:06I am.
00:11:07Yeah, I am.
00:11:08That's where I was on my way to right now.
00:11:10We're having plans all week with them,
00:11:12so we will see you.
00:11:13A lot.
00:11:14Great.
00:11:15Yay!
00:11:16Great.
00:11:17I can't wait.
00:11:18Yes, you're here!
00:11:19Yep.
00:11:20Yeah.
00:11:21Love it.
00:11:22I'm here.
00:11:23Bye.
00:11:24Yeah, okay.
00:11:26Bye.
00:11:31Are you kidding me right now?
00:11:34Really?
00:11:35Really?
00:11:36Today?
00:11:37Right now?
00:11:38This has to happen?
00:11:40Oh, my God!
00:11:42I hate this place!
00:11:44Need a lift?
00:11:46No.
00:11:47I'll be fine.
00:11:48Really?
00:11:49You're gonna fix that tire?
00:11:51I have fixed tires before.
00:11:53No, no, no.
00:11:54I'm sure you have.
00:11:55I just meant, you know, in that outfit.
00:11:58Come on.
00:11:59I'm headed out.
00:12:00I'll give you a lift home.
00:12:08So, how come you never left?
00:12:11I did.
00:12:12Really?
00:12:13Yeah.
00:12:14I went to the New York Institute of Technology.
00:12:17Four years of computer science.
00:12:20You in Manhattan?
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:23I just can't see it.
00:12:25Well, it's true.
00:12:27I worked several years for an IT company,
00:12:29then I got a job at a law firm,
00:12:31and now I'm a lawyer.
00:12:34I worked several years for an IT company,
00:12:36then I got a job offer from this, you know,
00:12:38big old tech company,
00:12:39but before I could accept it,
00:12:42my dad died.
00:12:43So that's why I came back to run the mountain.
00:12:47I...
00:12:49I'm sorry.
00:12:50I didn't mean to laugh at that.
00:12:52I didn't realize.
00:12:53That's all right.
00:12:54I got thick skin.
00:12:55I was fat for most of my life, remember?
00:12:58Well, not anymore.
00:13:02All right.
00:13:03So do you want to go to your sister's house
00:13:05or your parents' house first?
00:13:06What?
00:13:07What do you mean?
00:13:08I'm just kidding.
00:13:09Your sister and Ben moved in there last year.
00:13:11Really?
00:13:12Yep.
00:13:13I'm putting my IT degree to full use,
00:13:15installing their light show.
00:13:18Her design, of course.
00:13:19Of course it is.
00:13:21God bless her.
00:13:22Crazy runs in the family.
00:13:24Yeah.
00:13:25Getting kind of worried, though.
00:13:26I mean, if she wins for the 10th straight year in a row,
00:13:29definitely gonna have to sell this place
00:13:30and get the heck out of here.
00:13:32So you'll sell if she wins?
00:13:34No.
00:13:35But you make a good case for the town.
00:13:37You know, maybe you're right.
00:13:39Maybe it's time for this place to evolve.
00:13:42That's fantastic.
00:13:43All right.
00:13:44Hold on.
00:13:45I'm not saying yes yet.
00:13:46I'm still thinking.
00:13:47And, you know, you'd have to sweeten the deal, of course.
00:13:50I mean, I'm sure I can get you more money.
00:13:52That's a start.
00:13:54Maybe one more thing.
00:13:55Anything.
00:13:57You have to beat your sister in the Christmas classic.
00:14:00Well, that's not possible.
00:14:02I mean, she's won every single year.
00:14:05Well, you beat her in the junior division once.
00:14:08That was a long, long time ago, OK?
00:14:11I haven't skied in years.
00:14:13Not since the accident.
00:14:15Well, you know, you've always been a better skier than her.
00:14:18I'm not.
00:14:20No.
00:14:21No way.
00:14:22Oh, come on.
00:14:23Your parents would love it.
00:14:24No.
00:14:25I can't, OK?
00:14:26I can't.
00:14:27I don't have time.
00:14:28I have to leave.
00:14:29All right.
00:14:30Well, then enjoy telling your boss and your fiancee
00:14:33that my final answer is no.
00:14:35They seem like the kind of guys that love hearing that word.
00:14:38So I'm sure that'll go over great.
00:14:47Oh, look at dear old daddy.
00:14:51Love your dad.
00:14:52He's so cool.
00:14:53Here he comes.
00:14:54Oh, look at dear old daddy.
00:14:57He's the best.
00:14:59Hey.
00:15:00Hey.
00:15:01Hey, Randy.
00:15:03Merry Christmas, buddy.
00:15:04How's it going, Jimmy?
00:15:05Good to see you, man.
00:15:06Merry Christmas.
00:15:07Oh, my god.
00:15:08Hey, daddy.
00:15:09Surprise.
00:15:10Hey.
00:15:11Come here.
00:15:12Oh, Lucy.
00:15:14Surprise?
00:15:15What do you mean, surprise?
00:15:16This is the best surprise I could ever hope for.
00:15:19What are you doing?
00:15:20You here for Christmas?
00:15:21Yeah.
00:15:22I sure am.
00:15:23Oh, my god.
00:15:24Your mama's going to freak out.
00:15:25Great.
00:15:26All right, let's go inside.
00:15:27Let me get your bags.
00:15:28Oh, I don't have any bags because the airline lost them.
00:15:33But I have a pair of shoes that I'm just
00:15:35going to grab real quick.
00:15:36OK.
00:15:37What about you, buddy?
00:15:38Let's go get one in Burbank's, huh?
00:15:39Oh, thanks, Jimmy.
00:15:40But I got to get back to work.
00:15:41Ah, come on.
00:15:42Get an eggnog.
00:15:43Come on.
00:15:44Yeah, Randy, just an eggnog.
00:15:45Please?
00:15:46Sorry.
00:15:47I know I already owe you one.
00:15:48I'll owe you two.
00:15:49I mean, I'm in.
00:15:51Yeah, why not?
00:15:52Sure.
00:15:56All right.
00:15:57Come on in.
00:15:58Right here.
00:15:59Watch your step.
00:16:00Ah, come on in, buddy.
00:16:01Wow.
00:16:02Here we are.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:04Whew.
00:16:05All right.
00:16:06Look at this place.
00:16:07Home sweet home.
00:16:08Yeah, thank you.
00:16:09Mom's in the kitchen.
00:16:10I'll go get her for you, OK?
00:16:11Oh, no, that's OK, Daddy.
00:16:12I want to surprise her.
00:16:13You sure?
00:16:14Yeah.
00:16:15OK, she'll be right back.
00:16:16All right.
00:16:17Come on in.
00:16:18Right here.
00:16:19Watch your step.
00:16:20Ah, come on in, buddy.
00:16:21Wow.
00:16:22Here we are.
00:16:23Yeah.
00:16:24Whew.
00:16:25Mom's in the kitchen.
00:16:26I want to surprise her.
00:16:27Yeah.
00:16:28OK, she'll love it.
00:16:29I'll be right back.
00:16:30OK.
00:16:31Oh, wow, Jimmy, your granddaughters
00:16:33are quite the artists.
00:16:35Oh, boy.
00:16:36Well, they're a bunch of bloodthirsty psychos,
00:16:38if you ask me.
00:16:39Well.
00:16:40I mean, it's all about positive and encouragement
00:16:43these days, you know?
00:16:44Yeah.
00:16:45I mean, look at this, Randy.
00:16:46Is this not a pretty picture of death?
00:16:49I'd hate to stop with their creativity now, wouldn't you?
00:16:51Right.
00:16:52I need a drink, brother.
00:16:54Yikes.
00:17:00Hi, Mom.
00:17:02Oh, my goodness.
00:17:06Are my eyes deceiving me?
00:17:08No.
00:17:09It's really you.
00:17:11Yes.
00:17:12And where is that handsome fiance I've
00:17:15been hearing so much about?
00:17:17Oh, unfortunately, he couldn't make it this time.
00:17:20Oh, honey, did you blow it with him, too?
00:17:23No, Mom.
00:17:24We're still engaged.
00:17:25He just, he's working.
00:17:27Oh.
00:17:28I'm sorry, but I'm glad you're here.
00:17:31Oh.
00:17:32This is going to be the best Christmas ever.
00:17:36Oh.
00:17:37Yeah, it sure is.
00:17:46Uh, Randy.
00:17:47Yeah?
00:17:48You may want to hurry up.
00:17:49You're going to need this, bro.
00:17:50Oh, thank you, sir.
00:17:51Yeah.
00:17:52And, uh, of course, you know Betsy, right?
00:17:54Yeah, hey.
00:17:55Yeah, well, this is Akeem.
00:17:56All right.
00:17:57Nice to meet you, Akeem.
00:17:58Very nice to meet you.
00:18:00Randy, my favorite word.
00:18:02Oops, OK.
00:18:03Good to see you.
00:18:05Akeem, this is the guy I was telling you about.
00:18:09Deebom.
00:18:10Excuse me?
00:18:11Ediebom, right?
00:18:12Yeah, Muskeebom.
00:18:13What?
00:18:14People call me that?
00:18:15Randy, this year's classic needs
00:18:17an international division.
00:18:18Akeem and I want to compete.
00:18:20Oh, OK.
00:18:21Um, well, why would you be in the international division?
00:18:24Because we got married last week on our cruise to St. Vincent.
00:18:30It was love at first sight.
00:18:32Dual citizenship.
00:18:34Congratulations.
00:18:36Is that who I think it is?
00:18:38Yes.
00:18:39She's just here to surprise us.
00:18:42She got married again?
00:18:43Yes, again.
00:18:46Speak of the devil, Aunt Bestie.
00:18:50So glad to see you.
00:18:52Oh, congratulations.
00:18:55Mom told me the good news.
00:18:57Like they say, sixth time's a charm.
00:18:59Is that what they say?
00:19:01OK.
00:19:02Ooh, now there's a ring.
00:19:04So you really were on top of the bar, just your boots on?
00:19:07Butt naked.
00:19:08Butt naked?
00:19:09Where in the effing F is she?
00:19:13Ho, ho, ho.
00:19:14Merry Christmas.
00:19:16My favorite time of year.
00:19:17Have you all seen this video?
00:19:19Helen!
00:19:20Where is she?
00:19:21Mom!
00:19:22Mom!
00:19:23Great.
00:19:24This is the safest place to beautify our works.
00:19:27Good to know.
00:19:28Mom, come here.
00:19:29You got to see this.
00:19:30Hey, girls, let's go turn on the news
00:19:32and see if they say anything about Santa.
00:19:34This is going to be the best Christmas ever.
00:19:36Oh, bring us a figgy pudding.
00:19:38Oh, bring us a figgy pudding.
00:19:40Sing with me.
00:19:41We won't go until we get some.
00:19:42We won't.
00:19:43I'm afraid you're going to end up on deadline.
00:19:45Gentlemen, we are expecting plenty of snow.
00:19:49Hey, I really like this.
00:19:51No, stop.
00:19:52Just listen.
00:19:53We are in luck because tonight we are expecting
00:19:56to get six inches of snow.
00:19:59And I bet you'd love six inches, wouldn't you, Linda?
00:20:01Huh?
00:20:05Why are you showing me this?
00:20:07Quiet.
00:20:08Here it comes.
00:20:09Here it comes.
00:20:11Did you just say what I think you said?
00:20:14It was a joke.
00:20:15It was a silly joke.
00:20:17Oh, here it comes.
00:20:18Here it comes.
00:20:19Oh, this is, you see this thing?
00:20:22My crazy sister, Lynn Flynn, made this crap.
00:20:27God, Merry frickin' Christmas, then.
00:20:30Woo!
00:20:32Baby, who's feeling the Christmas spirit?
00:20:36What do you have to say for yourself, huh?
00:20:38That is the last time I am going to send you
00:20:40one of my handmade masterpieces.
00:20:42Oh, yeah?
00:20:43Well, money doesn't equate to good taste, sis.
00:20:45Mommy, what does it mean to get screwed by a mall Santa?
00:20:48Oh, my God.
00:20:51Do you see what you've done?
00:20:53Honey, sometimes the elves are so busy
00:20:56that mall Santas have to screw the bigger presents together,
00:21:00and then the real Santa picks it up.
00:21:02And delivers them to all the good girls and boys.
00:21:04Good save.
00:21:05Good save.
00:21:06Daddy, I hope a mall Santa screws mine.
00:21:09Me, too.
00:21:10No!
00:21:11Ben!
00:21:12Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben!
00:21:13Take him out.
00:21:14Out.
00:21:15Now.
00:21:16Out.
00:21:17Let's go.
00:21:18Get out.
00:21:19Let's go.
00:21:20Get out.
00:21:21You have to leave, Ben.
00:21:22Mommy?
00:21:23What?
00:21:24Would six inches make you happy?
00:21:26Really?
00:21:27Really?
00:21:30Am I the only sane one here?
00:21:34Oh, my God!
00:21:36Oh!
00:21:42I'm going to win that Christmas classic.
00:21:44Because somebody needs to take her down.
00:21:48Red flowers paint in your backyard
00:21:56Long hours when you're chasing God
00:22:02How do you know when to stop
00:22:08Hey.
00:22:09Hey, babe.
00:22:10Hey, what's up?
00:22:11Just having the boys over.
00:22:13Wish you were here.
00:22:14Have you closed the deal yet?
00:22:15No, not yet.
00:22:16Clock's a-ticking, babe.
00:22:17You know my dad wants to own the resort by Christmas morning.
00:22:21Yeah, I know.
00:22:22It's in seven days.
00:22:23And he's going to sell.
00:22:25Um, but he just wants a bit more money.
00:22:28Ha!
00:22:29That dinky resort?
00:22:30No chance.
00:22:31And there's one other little wrinkle.
00:22:34What's that?
00:22:35I have to beat my sister in these silly competitions
00:22:39we have here called the Christmas classic.
00:22:44Who's that?
00:22:45Okay, hey.
00:22:46It's already paid for.
00:22:47Somebody get it.
00:22:48Sorry, babe.
00:22:49I gotta run.
00:22:50Okay, well.
00:22:51I...
00:22:55Love you.
00:23:04Hey, daddy.
00:23:05Hey, babe.
00:23:08So, uh, I guess my room is no longer my room, huh?
00:23:12No.
00:23:14Your Aunt Betsy's just never at home,
00:23:16and she didn't see any reason to keep her apartment,
00:23:18so I don't know.
00:23:20We just let her throw her stuff in there.
00:23:22What happened to all my clothes?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27That's a good question.
00:23:28Your mother either gave them away
00:23:30or your sister bedazzled them.
00:23:34But the good news is
00:23:35is Aunt Betsy's gonna let you use some of her clothes.
00:23:37That's the good news?
00:23:39Aunt Betsy's clothes?
00:23:41Great.
00:23:43I don't know, sweetie.
00:23:45All I know is I'm just so thankful
00:23:47you're here for Christmas.
00:23:50Me, too.
00:23:52Good night, sweetie.
00:23:55Good night.
00:23:56Good night.
00:24:12No!
00:24:17Oh!
00:24:20What is this?
00:24:24Oh, my God.
00:24:33Are these...
00:24:36Oh!
00:24:39Oh!
00:24:42I did it.
00:24:59Good morning.
00:25:01Try this.
00:25:03Thanks.
00:25:06What in the hell are they doing?
00:25:09Apparently, it's their, uh...
00:25:11nine-morning festival.
00:25:13We're on day 30.
00:25:16It's the way they celebrate their lead-up to Christmas
00:25:19in, uh, the Keemster country,
00:25:21St. Vincent.
00:25:22Well, do they know that it's 5 o'clock in the morning?
00:25:26I think it's tradition that they celebrate
00:25:28between 5 and 7 a.m. every morning
00:25:30before they go to work.
00:25:32Does Aunt Betsy even have a job?
00:25:35She goes on cruises.
00:25:37She's good at it.
00:25:40I'm going back to bed, sweetie.
00:25:42You should, too.
00:26:09Good night.
00:26:40Hey.
00:26:42You know, I think I mentioned that we do sell
00:26:44ski outfits in the ski shop.
00:26:46Very funny.
00:26:47I'm just glad it still fits
00:26:49and it's not bedazzled.
00:26:51So the training begins, huh?
00:26:53Yep.
00:26:55Any pointers?
00:26:56Oh, you want me to help you win
00:26:58so that I can sell the resort that's been in my family
00:27:00for generations to your billionaire boyfriend's family?
00:27:03Uh, uh, fiancé.
00:27:05So sorry. Fiancé.
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:08Yeah. I don't see any problem with that.
00:27:10Well, I would, but I'm pretty busy with the classic.
00:27:13And, you know, I already promised your sister and Ben
00:27:15that I'd help them with their light extravaganza.
00:27:17So...
00:27:18Of course. Have fun.
00:27:20All right.
00:27:21Hey, Elizabeth.
00:27:23No more viral videos, huh?
00:27:25I'll try.
00:27:29Since this is your first time snowboarding,
00:27:31you're gonna want to take it slow.
00:27:33Don't want you pulling a Liz bird.
00:27:35What'd you say?
00:27:36I told her not to pull a Liz bird.
00:27:38You know, don't do something stupid
00:27:39that causes a big accident.
00:27:41Oh.
00:27:42I thought everybody had heard of that.
00:27:44No.
00:27:45I mean, it's not really a thing.
00:27:47Definitely a thing.
00:27:49You ready?
00:27:50I don't think so.
00:27:54♪ Sunlight, baby, I've been feeling so right
00:27:59♪ I've been feeling so right
00:28:04♪ Sunlight, baby, I've been feeling so right
00:28:09♪ I've been feeling so right
00:28:13♪ Sunlight, take me, never let me be alone
00:28:19♪ Let me be alone
00:28:23♪ Yeah, yeah
00:28:35Ah.
00:28:59Here?
00:29:00No.
00:29:02Here?
00:29:03No.
00:29:04What?
00:29:05No.
00:29:06Keep, you're not listening.
00:29:07I'm saying over there, over there.
00:29:09Around this one?
00:29:11Really, Ben?
00:29:12I, why?
00:29:13You used to be so good at this.
00:29:14What happened?
00:29:16Ugh.
00:29:17Why did I marry you?
00:29:19I know why I married you.
00:29:21Because you're a flippin' genius,
00:29:23and this is gonna look flippin' fantastic.
00:29:25Okay, keep going, yeah.
00:29:26To the, to the right more.
00:29:27Right on that limb.
00:29:29Ugh.
00:29:31Yeah, yeah.
00:29:32This?
00:29:33Yes, there.
00:29:35Oh, God, that's so much better.
00:29:37It looks so much more symmetrical.
00:29:41You have such a flair for design.
00:29:43I love it, I love it.
00:29:45How's it going over there?
00:29:46Do you think you're almost done with the electronics part?
00:29:48I thought you said you were an expert on this.
00:29:50I'm working on it.
00:29:51Can you work faster?
00:29:53Why don't you stop barking orders at everyone?
00:29:56Excuse me, I'm not barking.
00:29:58I am directing.
00:29:59Okay, you just need to light a fire under their asses,
00:30:01or nothing gets done here.
00:30:03Unbelievable.
00:30:04Nothing ever changes with you, huh?
00:30:07Once a bitch, always a bitch.
00:30:09What?
00:30:10You know what your problem is?
00:30:11Oh, what?
00:30:12You're jealous of me.
00:30:14Why would I be jealous of you?
00:30:19I've got the perfect husband, perfect kids,
00:30:22amazing clothing company.
00:30:24I created myself, and guess what?
00:30:26I'm about to win the Christmas classic
00:30:28for the 10th consecutive year.
00:30:31Well, you're wrong about one thing.
00:30:32What?
00:30:33You're not going to win your 10th,
00:30:34at least not this year, because I'm competing, too.
00:30:37What makes you think you can beat me?
00:30:39Because she's got a great coach.
00:30:41What?
00:30:42Why would you do that?
00:30:43Well, because, Lynn.
00:30:45To be honest, I'm sick of getting two Christmas cards
00:30:47from you every year.
00:30:48You know, one of you and your beautiful family,
00:30:50which I love, and then another one of just you
00:30:53and all your trophies.
00:30:54I'm over it.
00:30:55Sorry, buddy.
00:30:56I love you, but I'm out.
00:30:58Randy.
00:30:59Randy, you have to finish your job.
00:31:019 AM sharp, tomorrow morning.
00:31:03You got it, coach.
00:31:04Really?
00:31:05You're just going to bail?
00:31:06Be nicer next time.
00:31:07I need you, Randy.
00:31:08Randy.
00:31:09Randy.
00:31:11Ben, we have to work.
00:31:12Randy, come back.
00:31:13We have to work hard.
00:31:14Ben, Ben, Ben.
00:31:15Randy.
00:31:16Let's get up the ladder.
00:31:17Let's go, Ben.
00:31:18Let's go.
00:31:21You've got to be kidding me.
00:31:39Good morning.
00:31:41Hey.
00:31:43Hi.
00:31:45Well, I guess if you can't be in the Caribbean,
00:31:50find a Caribbean to eat, right?
00:31:54I guess.
00:32:11Morning.
00:32:13Oh, wow.
00:32:15It's not even 8 AM.
00:32:16I'm glad I told you 9 o'clock.
00:32:18Don't remind me.
00:32:19Any chance I could get some practice runs in?
00:32:21Uh, not yet.
00:32:23No, there's more to this competition than just skiing.
00:32:25Oh.
00:32:26Here.
00:32:27Follow me.
00:32:31OK, wait here.
00:32:32I'll be right back.
00:32:33OK.
00:32:44OK.
00:32:51All dynasties must come to an end sooner or later.
00:32:54There you go.
00:32:55What the heck is this?
00:32:56For the light show.
00:32:57You've got to design how you want to decorate your house.
00:33:00I'm in real estate, OK?
00:33:01I don't do the creative stuff.
00:33:02I can't.
00:33:03Oh, where's your Christmas spirit?
00:33:05Let's go.
00:33:09Hey, everybody.
00:33:10When you're in need of a little powder in your life,
00:33:12not that kind, head on out to Ski Alto.
00:33:15It has everything you're looking for.
00:33:16Great slopes, amazing views, stiff brinks,
00:33:19and me, your very own Dick Mountain.
00:33:21Because if you're a fan of the good life,
00:33:23what else do you really need?
00:33:24Where are you taking me?
00:33:26Well, somewhere with a little more info.
00:33:29Also, don't forget to come back and check out
00:33:31the 20th annual Christmas Classic this week.
00:33:42Hello.
00:34:12Hi.
00:34:33No, that's amazing.
00:34:35I would, I mean, I would, too.
00:34:36You know what I mean?
00:34:37Oh, excuse me.
00:34:40Hey.
00:34:41I'm all finished up now, so I'm going
00:34:43to go pick up some materials.
00:34:45Oh, I'll come with you.
00:34:47Oh, you don't have to do that.
00:34:48I also promised my dad I'd move some stuff around
00:34:50in his store, so.
00:34:52Even more reason for me to join you, right?
00:34:55I'll go.
00:34:56OK.
00:35:12Oh, yeah.
00:35:13Wow.
00:35:14It's really grown.
00:35:17You going to get your fiance a Christmas present here?
00:35:20What do you think?
00:35:21I don't think it's his style.
00:35:23Are you sure?
00:35:24I don't think it'll work so much in the city.
00:35:27But it's amazing.
00:35:29Wow.
00:35:30All right, come on.
00:35:31Let's get this thing wrapped in here.
00:35:34You know, you picked out the right one.
00:35:36This is the one I've been doing for a long time.
00:35:38Oh, hey, guys.
00:35:39Hey.
00:35:40It's perfect timing, huh?
00:35:41Well, I brought an extra set of hands.
00:35:43Oh, thanks.
00:35:44I'm just going to help him get this out front,
00:35:45and I'll be right back.
00:35:46Oh, let me get that for you.
00:35:47You guys go ahead and catch up.
00:35:48You sure?
00:35:49Oh, yeah.
00:35:50Oh, well, thank you, Randy.
00:35:51Oh, and thank you.
00:35:52I appreciate your business, OK?
00:35:54I hope you guys have a very Merry Christmas.
00:35:55You too.
00:35:56All right.
00:35:58Wow.
00:35:59You guys seem to be spending a lot of time together, huh?
00:36:02He's helping me train for the day.
00:36:05You sure that's what it is?
00:36:06Yes, I'm sure.
00:36:07I'm engaged, remember?
00:36:09I love Connor.
00:36:10OK.
00:36:11Well, Randy's a good guy, too.
00:36:13And it wouldn't hurt your mom and I's feelings
00:36:15to have both our girls really close.
00:36:17Well, I don't think anyone can get closer than Lynn.
00:36:20Oh, God.
00:36:22You got me there.
00:36:23You think it's bad having one woman telling
00:36:25you what to do all the time?
00:36:26Try two.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:28And your mama wondering why I can't quit drinking.
00:36:30Oh, and you got your mom and I in a really bad position.
00:36:33Why?
00:36:34Who are we supposed to cheer for this weekend?
00:36:36Well, I'll tell you.
00:36:38If I win, maybe I'll stick around a little longer.
00:36:43Oh, yeah?
00:36:45Now you're talking.
00:36:47You know, you really outdone yourself
00:36:48with these big carvings.
00:36:50I know, right?
00:36:51It seems like that's all they want these days,
00:36:53to win the lottery.
00:36:55Yeah.
00:36:57I know, right?
00:36:58It seems like that's all they want these days.
00:37:00The bigger they are, the more they want.
00:37:02Well, you're really talented, daddy.
00:37:04Thank you, sweetheart.
00:37:07So sorry to interrupt.
00:37:09Elizabeth was saying you need some help around here.
00:37:11What can I do?
00:37:12Yeah, well, I just finished this for a buddy of mine
00:37:14this weekend.
00:37:15And I'd like to get it out front.
00:37:17Oh, yeah, it's a beauty.
00:37:19I'm on it.
00:37:20You sure?
00:37:21I'm pretty strong, Jimmy.
00:37:22I can do it.
00:37:24That's what you got right there.
00:37:29Oh, no, no.
00:37:30Sorry.
00:37:31How do you?
00:37:32Yeah, we got to turn it like this.
00:37:33I figured.
00:37:34All the way around.
00:37:35And then you just.
00:37:48Beautiful up here, isn't it?
00:37:51Say that to all the ladies you bring up here?
00:37:52What?
00:37:53No.
00:37:54You're the first.
00:37:55Uh-huh.
00:37:56My ex-wife hated skiing.
00:37:57You know, all this.
00:37:58Whoa.
00:37:59You were married?
00:38:00Yeah.
00:38:01I was back in New York.
00:38:03Once I decided to come run the mountain, she refused to come.
00:38:05So I think she preferred me behind a desk.
00:38:09And I preferred it out here.
00:38:12I'm sorry to hear that.
00:38:14You know, not all women are like that.
00:38:16No, it was my fault. I was blind.
00:38:18You know, all the signs were there.
00:38:20You know, it might be better if I just sell the resort anyway.
00:38:23Why is that?
00:38:24Well, so I can pursue my real passion.
00:38:26Singing.
00:38:27Yeah.
00:38:28Maybe we could travel the karaoke circuit together.
00:38:31What do you think?
00:38:32Yeah, no, I think I'm done with that.
00:38:34Yeah, I know.
00:38:35I hear you.
00:38:36I'd rather snowboard through a blizzard naked
00:38:38than sing in front of, really, anyone.
00:38:40Really?
00:38:41Yeah.
00:38:42Naked?
00:38:43Yeah, I think so.
00:38:44OK.
00:38:45All right, we got work to do.
00:38:46Let's do it.
00:38:47OK.
00:38:48I'll race you down.
00:38:49Hold on a second.
00:38:50Let me...
00:38:51Buckle in!
00:39:20It's time to feel the music!
00:39:29Morning.
00:39:32Thanks.
00:39:37Well, Operation Whiplim's ass in the games is underway.
00:39:44Well, you don't tell your mother.
00:39:46And, of course, I won't tell your sister.
00:39:49Because I love you both the same.
00:39:52But it wouldn't hurt my feelings to crown a new champion.
00:39:57I love you, Daddy.
00:39:58I love you too, sweetie.
00:40:04Oh, that's very nice.
00:40:07Oh, yes.
00:40:08Yes, get some sprinkles, Swin.
00:40:11Nice blood.
00:40:13Oh, that's so cute.
00:40:15Wow.
00:40:16Your girls are up early.
00:40:18Oh, tomorrow's the big day.
00:40:21The TV station will be here.
00:40:23So to help your sister, the girls are spending the day with us.
00:40:27We thought we'd bake some cookies to pass out to everyone who shows up.
00:40:32Well, isn't that nice?
00:40:35Oh.
00:40:36Oh, wow.
00:40:37Very creative.
00:40:39Right.
00:40:40Right, OK.
00:40:42Hey.
00:40:43You know, girls, when your mom and I were young, Aunt Bestie were...
00:40:47Aunt Betsy.
00:40:49Oh, well, we called her Aunt Bestie because she was the best.
00:40:53She would take us sledding, and she would take us playing in the snow.
00:40:57How about we go sledding today?
00:41:00Just the four of us.
00:41:02No?
00:41:03No takers?
00:41:04OK, what's up?
00:41:05You guys don't like sledding?
00:41:06It's not on the list.
00:41:07What list?
00:41:13Is this for real?
00:41:15Oh, it's for real.
00:41:16It's usually laminated.
00:41:208.30 to 9.45, bake cookies.
00:41:22Don't forget to take pictures of girls making them.
00:41:24Only allowed to eat one.
00:41:279.45 to 10.45, read books.
00:41:2910.45 to 11, a little snack time.
00:41:31But don't ruin lunch.
00:41:34You know what?
00:41:36Screw the list.
00:41:37We're going sledding.
00:41:39What do you say?
00:41:40It's OK.
00:41:42Come on, girls.
00:41:43Come on.
00:41:44All right, I'm going to go get dressed.
00:41:46Get your shoes on.
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00:45:55So what's up?
00:45:57Happy holidays, Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:45:59I'm Dick Mountain. Good gosh, it's cold, but I'm getting paid.
00:46:01Hey, first event of the Christmas Classic tonight.
00:46:03First out of three.
00:46:05Tonight, competitors will see who has the most Christmas spirit
00:46:07by lighting up the neighborhood with their decorations.
00:46:09by lighting up the neighborhood with their decorations.
00:46:11by lighting up the neighborhood with their decorations.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:27Hey.
00:46:29What are you doing here?
00:46:31You want to be over there with all the others?
00:46:33Nah, working on something.
00:46:35You like surprises?
00:46:37Depends.
00:46:41Let's say hello to the first family.
00:46:43They are Ben, Lynn,
00:46:45Win, Ken,
00:46:47and Zwin.
00:46:49And they are...
00:46:51The Prince.
00:46:53Oh, God help me.
00:46:55Wow, that really was something.
00:46:57Come on up here, Tacky family.
00:46:59Come on and say hello.
00:47:01Wow, that really was fantastic.
00:47:03You look great. What do you have in store for us tonight?
00:47:05Big show.
00:47:07Well, we are all excited to see it, aren't we, people?
00:47:09Yeah, let me hear it.
00:47:11Let me hear it one more time. Are you excited?
00:47:13Hey, how about we count this in?
00:47:15You want to count this in?
00:47:17Let's start with three, two, one.
00:47:19And...
00:47:27I mean, that is a ridiculous amount of lights.
00:47:29All right.
00:47:31You ready for this?
00:47:33For what?
00:47:35You know, just putting my college degree to work.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:39Ready?
00:47:45Oh.
00:47:47That's lovely.
00:47:49I mean, it's pretty.
00:47:51It's your usual Christmas set-up.
00:47:53Okay, just wait for it.
00:48:03Oh, my goodness.
00:48:05The show has landed, everybody.
00:48:07Dennis, pick up sticks. We're moving.
00:48:09Let's go, people. Let's check it out.
00:48:11Come over here.
00:48:13No, guys, no.
00:48:15The show's still going.
00:48:17The show is here.
00:48:25There she is, everybody, the mothership.
00:48:27Come on.
00:48:29Wow, you got the air dancers going.
00:48:31You got lights. You got music.
00:48:33Check it out, everybody.
00:48:39Ha, ha, ha.
00:48:41Hey, hey.
00:48:43What are they doing?
00:48:45What are they doing?
00:48:47Oh, wow.
00:48:49Oh, my God.
00:48:51Wow.
00:48:55What do you think?
00:48:57Oh, my God.
00:49:03Wow.
00:49:05Surprise.
00:49:07Hi.
00:49:09Wow.
00:49:11Oh, my God.
00:49:13This is great. What is all this?
00:49:15It's our night show.
00:49:17Nice.
00:49:19This is my dad.
00:49:21Pleasure to meet you.
00:49:23How you doing?
00:49:25Nice little town people.
00:49:27Yeah, everyone's come to see the night show.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:31And there it is, folks,
00:49:33the end of night one,
00:49:35the first event going to Elizabeth Byrd.
00:49:37What a surprise.
00:49:41Come on, inside the house.
00:49:43Now.
00:49:45Come on, inside.
00:49:47Inside. Let's go.
00:49:49Absolutely stupendous.
00:49:51We're going to see you tomorrow,
00:49:53event two of the Christmas Classic at Ski Alto.
00:49:55I am Dick Mountain. I am signing off.
00:49:57Oh, Ben, you too.
00:49:59Come on.
00:50:07What the hell is that?
00:50:09Oh, it's the
00:50:11Keem's Nine Morning Festival.
00:50:13It's how they celebrate Christmas
00:50:15in his home country of St. Vincent.
00:50:17Who gives a damn?
00:50:19We're in New Mexico.
00:50:21I do.
00:50:27Oh.
00:50:31Island Christmas
00:50:33Again
00:50:45Island Christmas
00:50:47Yeah
00:50:51Island Christmas
00:50:53Again
00:50:57Island Christmas
00:50:59Again
00:51:11I don't know why
00:51:13my dad wants to buy this place.
00:51:15It's not that bad.
00:51:17Are you kidding me?
00:51:19I mean, there's nothing special about it.
00:51:21I sure as hell don't know why he left
00:51:23and never wanted to come back.
00:51:25I don't see either one of us ever coming back here.
00:51:27Actually, I was thinking of
00:51:29asking your dad if I could oversee
00:51:31the project.
00:51:33When I'm in California? Absolutely not.
00:51:35I mean, once you're my wife,
00:51:37you won't have to work.
00:51:39Well, we're not married.
00:51:41Yet. Soon enough, babe.
00:51:43First thing you have to do is
00:51:45win these ridiculous events.
00:51:47Yeah. Yeah.
00:51:49Hey.
00:51:51Hi. This is my fiance, Connor.
00:51:53This is Randy. He owns Ski Alto.
00:51:55Oh. Heard great things.
00:51:57Thanks, man. Yeah.
00:52:01Anyway, I should go check in.
00:52:03I'll see you in a bit.
00:52:07Really like this mountain.
00:52:09Thanks. Excited for the possibilities.
00:52:11Also looking forward to hammering out that deal
00:52:13with you after this weekend.
00:52:15Assuming Elizabeth wins.
00:52:17I'm sure we
00:52:19can come to an arrangement no matter what.
00:52:21If you'll excuse me.
00:52:23Gotta make sure we're on schedule.
00:52:27Okay.
00:52:29Dick Mountain,
00:52:31back on the mountain. Welcome back
00:52:33to the 20th annual Christmas Classic.
00:52:35Two events to go
00:52:37after last night's light show
00:52:39extravaganza and our very own
00:52:41Elizabeth Byrd
00:52:43bringing home the award,
00:52:45going totally griswold on all
00:52:47the competition last night.
00:52:49I don't want to pay that electric bill.
00:52:51But, folks, this year we're adding a new category,
00:52:53Men's and Women's
00:52:55International Divisions.
00:52:57But today we are all about
00:52:59the cardboard sled derby.
00:53:01And, folks, this one's not for points.
00:53:03So come on out. You're invited.
00:53:05You're all welcome to bring that BDME,
00:53:07that Big Dick Mountain energy
00:53:09to the slopes. Cut up those
00:53:11old cardboard tax boxes.
00:53:13Grab some board and sled with us.
00:53:15Join the race. All right.
00:53:17We're here in the Christmas Classic.
00:53:31Woo!
00:53:33Come on, girls. You've got this.
00:53:35Nobody likes losers.
00:53:39It doesn't matter, right? Come on.
00:53:41This event is just about having fun.
00:53:43It does matter, okay? Winning is everything.
00:53:45You know, actually, having fun is more important.
00:53:47Which everyone is having.
00:53:49Except for you.
00:53:51I am having fun.
00:53:53All right. Party time!
00:53:59There's so much fun.
00:54:01All right. Come on, girls.
00:54:03Round two. Round two.
00:54:05Simon. Simon. Simon.
00:54:07Simon says Dick Mountain is the best, right?
00:54:09Yeah. We love Dick.
00:54:15Woo!
00:54:27Oh, my God.
00:54:29That was awesome.
00:54:31Hey, sweetie. What's your name?
00:54:33Darla. Darla. Hey, I can show you what, Darla.
00:54:35Here we go. 8-5-5-2-3-3.
00:54:37Just call me.
00:54:39Okay. Good to meet you, sweetie.
00:54:41Woo!
00:54:45Woo!
00:54:51Woo!
00:54:53Go, girls. Go!
00:54:55You got this. You got this. Focus. Focus.
00:54:57Okay. Just have fun. It doesn't matter.
00:54:59It doesn't matter. Come on.
00:55:01It doesn't matter. Just have fun.
00:55:03Woo!
00:55:09It doesn't matter.
00:55:11Woo!
00:55:15You got this.
00:55:17Welcome back
00:55:19to the afternoon session of the Christmas Classic.
00:55:21Everybody, the one sporting event in the world
00:55:23where this Dick and the games
00:55:25go hand in hand.
00:55:27What a great crowd we have
00:55:29out here today. Now, in just a few moments,
00:55:31we'll be moving on to one of
00:55:33my three favorite events,
00:55:35besides a little cocktail,
00:55:37the Women's Sprint, where Elizabeth Byrd
00:55:39is one win away from
00:55:41unseating the nine-time champion
00:55:43and her sister, Lynn Flynn.
00:55:45They've been competing for their parents,
00:55:47loved their whole life, but it's nothing
00:55:49like this first event, ladies and gentlemen.
00:55:51And there they are, our competitors at the start.
00:55:53Living in the city has made you
00:55:55soft, little sis. I think you should just
00:55:57quit now.
00:55:59Never. Come on.
00:56:01You're forgetting one thing.
00:56:03The altitude.
00:56:05You can't compete with me.
00:56:07I live here. These are my stomping grounds.
00:56:09Oh, yeah?
00:56:11And working out inside that Cushlow Country Club
00:56:13of yours has prepared you for all of this?
00:56:15Oh, please. I have won
00:56:17this race so many times I could do it
00:56:19in my sleep. What has it been
00:56:21for you, what, ten years?
00:56:23Come on. I can hear the
00:56:25cellulite in your eyes
00:56:27crying out in fear.
00:56:29Ew!
00:56:31No, you know what that is? That's the sound
00:56:33of sheer muscle of this young,
00:56:35vibrant maiden about to beat your old ass.
00:56:37So watch and learn,
00:56:39grandma.
00:56:41This year, ladies and gentlemen, I want to tell you something.
00:56:43We have a new
00:56:45wrinkle. Randy,
00:56:47bring out the sleds. Yep. What?
00:56:49Huh? What sleds?
00:56:51What do you mean?
00:56:53There you go. What are the sleds
00:56:55for? You'll find out. For the first time
00:56:57in this event's illustrious history, our
00:56:59competitors will be pulling
00:57:01their significant others.
00:57:03Oh, my God. All right, Finn, come on.
00:57:05Look at that all-American
00:57:07uniform. Hunter, get over here.
00:57:09Absolutely not.
00:57:11Are you...
00:57:13Uh, Randy?
00:57:15Yeah? Will you...
00:57:17Seriously? Yeah.
00:57:19Then not gonna be much help.
00:57:21Yes.
00:57:45And it's a good start.
00:57:47Oh, and Rudolph Elizabeth
00:57:49and pulling, she's got a good, full length on her sister.
00:57:53Lynn does not want to lose this event
00:57:54because she will lose the whole Christmas classic.
00:57:58The pampers flopping around, and let me tell you,
00:58:01you got to take a pill for that
00:58:02if you want them to straighten out.
00:58:05This could be the upset of the century.
00:58:09Look at the look on Lynn's face, that is Santa.
00:58:13She wants to get down that chimney
00:58:14and deliver the victory for the crowd there.
00:58:17They're all cheering at me, hi folks.
00:58:19Look at them crawling on the floor
00:58:22like women at a Black Friday sale.
00:58:24Who's gonna win?
00:58:26It looks like it could be, oh, it is Lynn.
00:58:30Is she for the finish?
00:58:32Nine time defending champion, Lynn Flynn,
00:58:34watching victory from the jaws of defeat.
00:58:37She wins this, and this pushes the game
00:58:40into a tie with her sister, Elizabeth,
00:58:42going into tomorrow's final event.
00:58:44Jesus Christ, not again.
00:58:47How in the hell does this place not have a hotel?
00:58:51Oh my God.
00:58:56Lizzie?
00:58:58Hey.
00:58:58Hey.
00:58:59Everything okay?
00:59:01Why are you really doing this?
00:59:03Because it's fun,
00:59:04and I want to support Akeem and his traditions.
00:59:07Not that, it's not that.
00:59:11Not that, the classic and coming here for Christmas
00:59:14and all that other stuff.
00:59:17Because I love you guys, and I've missed you.
00:59:23Are you sure?
00:59:26Yeah.
00:59:27I just don't want to wait that long
00:59:28before I see you again, that's all, baby.
00:59:35You ready for this?
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:38Let's do it.
00:59:39Are you ready for this?
00:59:40Yeah.
00:59:41Let's do it.
00:59:41Okay.
00:59:50♪ Island Christmas, Akeem ♪
01:00:09Welcome back to the final day of the Christmas Classic.
01:00:11So it all comes down to this.
01:00:13This one is called Flipping the Bird.
01:00:15Of course, made famous by Elizabeth Bird.
01:00:18I was there, I felt it, we're okay.
01:00:20Each competitor will be wearing wedding attire.
01:00:23They'll ski down the hill and attempt to knock down
01:00:25as many of the birds as possible with their bodies.
01:00:28Now, each bird is worth one point.
01:00:30Now, whoever knocks down the most wins.
01:00:33Let the flipping begin.
01:00:37Hey guys, I noticed that you missed the first two events.
01:00:41I'm sorry, but we were busy.
01:00:43Yeah, very, very busy, Randy, you understand.
01:00:47Yeah, I understand.
01:00:49Well, you got to compete in the finals
01:00:50if you want to, you know, win the international division, so.
01:00:53Okay, I'll go strap on my skis.
01:00:55I will also strap on.
01:00:57Oh.
01:00:59Now, here's the fun part, Randy.
01:01:00You're going to be competing in the finals
01:01:02and you're going to have to strap on.
01:01:04Oh.
01:01:05Now, here's a fun bit of trivia here.
01:01:07Betsy and I used to work together at the TV station
01:01:09and we had an inappropriate work relationship
01:01:12and it turned into a toxic marriage.
01:01:14Oh, baby, wish me luck.
01:01:16I wish you plenty of luck.
01:01:18Yes, Dash and I.
01:01:20Yay.
01:01:21Kiss for luck.
01:01:22Baby, I love you.
01:01:23Yes, darling.
01:01:24Oh, Lord, kiss for luck.
01:01:26Show them, win it.
01:01:28There she goes downhill, kind of like our relationship.
01:01:31Seems happy with Hakim and seems like she's headed
01:01:34towards a really good run here.
01:01:36Let's check out her fall line.
01:01:39Yep, it looks like she's coming straight down the mountain
01:01:41and here we go.
01:01:42Boom.
01:01:43Well done.
01:01:44I love you.
01:01:45Goal.
01:01:46International division.
01:01:47Yeah.
01:01:48Woo.
01:01:49Woo.
01:01:50Not the best showing here of the game for Betsy Williams.
01:01:54I mean, Baptiste, try him out.
01:01:56I mean, Baptiste, try him out again,
01:01:58but her score will be enough for her to win
01:02:00the international women's division.
01:02:02Here we go, folks.
01:02:04The final and only competitor
01:02:06of the men's international division
01:02:08is now on the slope.
01:02:10Oh, oh, oh.
01:02:11Wait.
01:02:12You know what?
01:02:13Let's try something new.
01:02:15Huh?
01:02:16It's a mission we have to improvise.
01:02:19Well, this is something new.
01:02:21I guess the rules don't really state
01:02:23that you actually need to ski down the slopes.
01:02:26This could be a while.
01:02:27Hey, great time to cut to commercial.
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01:02:52And we're back to the action.
01:02:54Yay!
01:02:58That's a one.
01:02:59Our new international men's champion,
01:03:01Akeem's fun-winning baptism.
01:03:03We won it!
01:03:04International trophy!
01:03:06International trophy!
01:03:07OK, there's no international trophy,
01:03:09but congratulations.
01:03:10I'll take that.
01:03:11Oh!
01:03:12Oh!
01:03:18We'll be back with the women's final
01:03:20after this commercial break.
01:03:21I'm celebrity Dick Mountain,
01:03:23and I'm looking for some good hardwood.
01:03:25Dad, you were right about this place.
01:03:27It's ripe for a finish lift.
01:03:29Everything's going to plan.
01:03:31They've got a restaurant.
01:03:32They've got a bar.
01:03:34It's one more event.
01:03:36So come on down to Byrd's Bare Carvings,
01:03:38because I got some of the best...
01:03:39Don't worry.
01:03:40If Liz can't close the deal,
01:03:41I know exactly what to do.
01:03:42...hardwood.
01:03:43Right, Jimmy?
01:03:44The final event you've all been waiting for,
01:03:45Lynn Flynn and Elizabeth Byrd.
01:03:47Please head to the starting gate.
01:03:49I gotta go.
01:03:53Hey, Coach.
01:03:55Any last-minute words of encouragement?
01:03:59No.
01:04:00Good luck out there.
01:04:02What's wrong?
01:04:04Nothing.
01:04:05That wasn't very convincing.
01:04:07Look, I don't want things to be awkward between us.
01:04:11What do you want?
01:04:12What do you mean?
01:04:13I mean, what do you really want, Elizabeth?
01:04:16Randy, I'm engaged.
01:04:18I'm engaged.
01:04:20Randy, I'm engaged.
01:04:22That doesn't really answer my question.
01:04:24What do you want me to say?
01:04:26You're just gonna be another thing that he owns.
01:04:31You better get up there.
01:04:50Hey.
01:04:54I just want to say good luck out there today.
01:04:57Save it.
01:04:59I don't need your little take-the-high-road speech.
01:05:01What are you talking about?
01:05:03You know what I'm talking about.
01:05:07Why do you think you're better than me?
01:05:09What?
01:05:10You know, I could ask you the same question.
01:05:13You're the one who left and never came back.
01:05:16Okay, you think you're better than this place,
01:05:18better than all of us.
01:05:19That is not true.
01:05:21You haven't been home in ten years.
01:05:23You barely ever call.
01:05:25You're a stranger to us.
01:05:28And you're about to leave us again.
01:05:31Why would I try to make this work?
01:05:39Okay, come on, come on.
01:05:41You got this, you got this.
01:05:43Good luck.
01:05:47All right.
01:06:13And here she is, folks.
01:06:15Our very own Lynn Flynn taking off down the mountain.
01:06:18Seeking her tenth title in a row.
01:06:21God help us all.
01:06:23That woman loves to brag.
01:06:25But we do love this Christmas classic.
01:06:27And it's going to be a great finish
01:06:29as she is heading down the mountain.
01:06:32The crowd in anticipation.
01:06:34Her husband excited, of course.
01:06:36And here she comes.
01:06:38She's just a few feet away.
01:06:40And here she comes.
01:06:42She's just a few feet away.
01:06:44And there is her one, two, three, four, five.
01:06:46Wait a minute.
01:06:48I say five, but I'm not sure.
01:06:50I saw four.
01:06:52One is teetering.
01:06:54Could be, might be.
01:06:56The judge says...
01:06:58That's a five.
01:07:00It's a five for Lynn Flynn.
01:07:02Great score.
01:07:04Five.
01:07:10Let's go.
01:07:32Best surprise I could ever hope for.
01:07:34We had our chocolate.
01:07:36We got new clothes.
01:07:38We made the snowman.
01:07:40We love you. Come here.
01:07:42Wow, the snowman.
01:07:44This is going to be the best Christmas ever.
01:07:56And this is it, folks.
01:07:58Last competitor of the day.
01:08:00Sister Elizabeth.
01:08:02Can she unseat her sister?
01:08:04The crowd seems to want her to.
01:08:06And Papa Jimmy certainly does.
01:08:08Look at him going crazy.
01:08:10Here she comes, Elizabeth Byrd.
01:08:16You can feel the tension, folks.
01:08:18She needs to get more than four.
01:08:20Here she comes.
01:08:26What do you really want, Elizabeth?
01:08:30And...
01:08:32Whoa.
01:08:34That is a five.
01:08:36Four.
01:08:38That's a four.
01:08:40For Elizabeth Byrd.
01:08:42Yes!
01:08:44Yes!
01:08:46Yes!
01:08:48The winner of the 20th Annual Christmas Classic
01:08:50is Lynn Flynn.
01:08:52Again.
01:08:58That's ten.
01:09:00Ten, Ski Alto.
01:09:03Ski Alto, I did it!
01:09:05All right.
01:09:07That wraps up another exciting year
01:09:09at the Christmas Classic.
01:09:11Boy, what a competition it was.
01:09:13The sisters really went at it.
01:09:15We had a great ending.
01:09:17Hey, from your favorite dick,
01:09:19I'm signing off from Ski Alto
01:09:21and we'll see you all down
01:09:23at Wind Place and Show tonight.
01:09:25Good night. See you at the bar.
01:09:27Yes!
01:09:29Come on, guys.
01:09:31So cool.
01:09:33This is a big deal for me.
01:09:35I want you to be happy.
01:09:37Okay?
01:09:39Ten feet.
01:09:41Yeah, look at that pretty trophy.
01:09:43All right, I want to get a photo.
01:09:45Come on. Come on.
01:09:47Let's get a photo.
01:09:49This is so pretty and it's all mine.
01:09:51Shut up.
01:09:53Shut up.
01:09:55Shut up. Shut up!
01:09:57I cannot take
01:09:59you talking to me like that anymore
01:10:01or the girls or your parents.
01:10:03You do it to everyone.
01:10:05You're a bully. What?
01:10:07Oh, my God, your need for control
01:10:09has turned you into this giant fire-breathing
01:10:11dragon bitch and now nobody
01:10:13wants to be anywhere near you.
01:10:15Your pathological bedazzling
01:10:17is a teenage band-aid on your fear
01:10:19of not being the prom queen anymore.
01:10:21Your daughters don't like wearing that crap.
01:10:23Why do you think they're so obsessed
01:10:25with goth and horror?
01:10:27Why do you think they constantly up their ass
01:10:29about having the perfect smile
01:10:31and the perfect hair?
01:10:33Everything has to be perfect with you!
01:10:35And what is this obsession with winning
01:10:37everything every year?
01:10:39Oh, my God, you wouldn't even let me enter the games
01:10:41or let our daughters join in the junior division
01:10:43because you're afraid someone's gonna steal your spotlight.
01:10:45Come on.
01:10:47Grow up.
01:10:49Give someone else a chance.
01:10:51One last thing.
01:10:53I don't want to celebrate our anniversary
01:10:55anymore. Why?
01:10:57The only reason you were so adamant that we do that
01:10:59was because you have this savior complex
01:11:01that I don't think you even know about.
01:11:03You're even competitive with Jesus.
01:11:05You can't even let the Son of God
01:11:07have his own day.
01:11:09Let's go, girls.
01:11:20Hey, thanks for freezing your genitals
01:11:22off out there, you guys.
01:11:24Well, that makes this all possible, all right?
01:11:26Hey, to Dick, indeed.
01:11:28May you all get some this season.
01:11:30Oh, man.
01:11:40You know what this means now, right?
01:11:42Now I gotta call my dad and ask for more money.
01:11:44He's gonna know you failed
01:11:46and he's probably gonna get you fired.
01:11:48Do you understand how that's gonna reflect on me?
01:11:50I can't believe you put me in this position.
01:11:52You know what, Connor?
01:11:54Let me make it a bit simpler for you
01:11:56and maybe your daddy will go easy on you.
01:11:58I quit.
01:12:00What? You can't quit. If you quit, we can't...
01:12:02We can't what? We can't get married?
01:12:04Well, guess what?
01:12:06I don't want to do that either.
01:12:08I don't want to be married to some coward
01:12:10who can't even stand up to his own father
01:12:12or put his fiancée before his own career.
01:12:14It's over.
01:12:16Okay.
01:12:18That's how it's gonna be?
01:12:20I thought your sweet little Lizzie
01:12:22came home to see you guys for Christmas.
01:12:24But guess what?
01:12:26She wasn't even gonna stop to say hello.
01:12:28This whole thing was a big accident.
01:12:30She came here to buy ski alto
01:12:32from my dad
01:12:34to turn this whole place into a mega resort.
01:12:36She hates you.
01:12:38She hates this whole place.
01:12:40Oh, Lizzie, that isn't true, is it?
01:12:42Mom, listen.
01:12:44She bought a round-trip ticket
01:12:46for the same day.
01:12:48All she does is complain about you guys.
01:12:50And if that dumbass Randy
01:12:52would have said yes,
01:12:54you guys would have never seen her in town.
01:12:56I'm done with this.
01:12:58I hope you have a nice, pathetic life.
01:13:03Did you know anything about this?
01:13:05Nobody knew about this.
01:13:07How?
01:13:09You were going to help them
01:13:11turn this into a private resort?
01:13:13No, no, no.
01:13:15It's more complicated than that.
01:13:17None of us can ever ski here again?
01:13:19Elizabeth!
01:13:21You are better than this!
01:13:23Look, I am...
01:13:25I am so, so sorry.
01:13:27Okay.
01:13:29What Connor said was true.
01:13:31I came out here to
01:13:33get Randy to sell this place
01:13:35to my boss, and...
01:13:37we were gonna turn it into
01:13:39a private five-star resort.
01:13:41After being here this past week,
01:13:43you know, and watching my mom
01:13:46bake cookies and put her family first,
01:13:48and my sweet dad, who's
01:13:50so gentle and nonjudgmental
01:13:52with his advice,
01:13:54and Akeem learning about your tradition
01:13:56and watching Betsy and how in love she is
01:13:58with you, and my sister, who cares
01:14:00so much, maybe too much,
01:14:02but so much.
01:14:04You know, I...
01:14:06I ran away from this place to
01:14:08find some sort of better life
01:14:10and...
01:14:12and make a better me,
01:14:14but...
01:14:16after being here with all of you guys,
01:14:18I just...
01:14:20I've never been more myself
01:14:22ever than right now.
01:14:26And I realize that I've never
01:14:28been in love until now.
01:14:44I'll put my life
01:14:46in a bottle
01:14:50Something to guide
01:14:52your way
01:14:57Even if you're too
01:14:59scared to follow
01:15:01I actually believe you did the
01:15:03right thing.
01:15:05What do you mean?
01:15:07Everybody hates me.
01:15:09They don't nobody hate you.
01:15:14If you're the one, they may have a reason to hate you,
01:15:16but deep down inside, I think you knew
01:15:18that. That's why you pulled up
01:15:20on that last event and lost on purpose.
01:15:22How did you
01:15:24know?
01:15:26I'm your daddy.
01:15:32Why don't you just stick around?
01:15:36Oh, daddy, I don't know.
01:15:38I mean, besides family,
01:15:40there's just nothing here
01:15:42for me. There's Randy.
01:15:46I wish that were true.
01:15:48I think I blew
01:15:50it with him, too.
01:15:52I don't think so.
01:15:54I think Randy's fine. He just needs a little time.
01:15:58Well, I don't have that luxury.
01:16:00You know, I gotta get back to my life
01:16:02in San Francisco.
01:16:04Your life with Connor.
01:16:06Your future at Harris
01:16:08Financial.
01:16:12Come on, baby.
01:16:14Let's just get this over with.
01:16:42Ugh.
01:17:12Okay.
01:17:24Crashing through the snow
01:17:26on a janky-ass cardboard
01:17:28sleigh.
01:17:30I know you could have won that race.
01:17:32I think you wanna
01:17:34stay.
01:17:36I used to think
01:17:38you were a bitch.
01:17:40But now I see the light.
01:17:42Your fiancé
01:17:44is a prick.
01:17:46Will you please be mine tonight?
01:17:48Your fiancé sucks.
01:17:50Your fiancé sucks.
01:17:52Your fiancé really sucks.
01:17:58Oh, my god.
01:18:00I thought you'd rather be caught
01:18:02naked in a blizzard, smoking a joint.
01:18:04I thought you'd rather be caught
01:18:06naked in a blizzard, snowboarding
01:18:08before you sang in front of anyone.
01:18:10Yeah, well, you inspire me to do
01:18:12a lot of things I've never done before, so...
01:18:14I hope that's a good thing.
01:18:16Very, very good.
01:18:22Oh!
01:18:24Sorry about that.
01:18:26Oh!
01:18:28Hey!
01:18:30Oh, yeah!
01:18:55Merry Christmas!
01:18:57Best Christmas ever.
01:18:59Aww.
01:19:01Come on.
01:19:03Okay.
01:19:05Island Christmas, yeah
01:19:07Island Christmas
01:19:09Again
01:19:11Island Christmas
01:19:13Yeah
01:19:15Island Christmas
01:19:17Again
01:19:19Island Christmas
01:19:21Again
01:19:29So, Dick and Betsy,
01:19:31you guys just got married.
01:19:33How do you feel?
01:19:35Wonderful.
01:19:37I can't get enough.
01:19:39Baby, I just can't get enough.
01:19:41Oh, this woman.
01:19:43Oh, we're so happy
01:19:45for our daughter.
01:19:47She's so beautiful.
01:19:49Gonna be a beautiful bride.
01:19:51Oh, here they come.
01:19:53Here they come.
01:19:55Here they come.
01:19:57Oh, here they come.
01:20:01Look at them.
01:20:03Well, maybe you're right.
01:20:09All right, wedding of the century.
01:20:11How do you guys feel?
01:20:13Best day of my life.
01:20:15I can't wait to marry this guy.
01:20:17Hey, baby, why don't you come over
01:20:19and get a picture with us for the last time as a bird?
01:20:21Okay, Daddy.
01:20:23All right, I'll duck you.
01:20:25I'm the happiest man alive.
01:20:27She's magic.
01:20:29Nothing better.
01:20:31She lights up my whole universe.
01:20:33You ready to run?
01:20:35Absolutely not.
01:20:37Watch out!
01:20:39Oh!
01:20:41Oh!
01:20:43Oh!
01:20:45Oh!
01:20:47What was that?
01:20:49Oh!
01:20:51Oh!
01:20:53Are you okay?
01:20:55I might need another drink.
01:20:57You okay?
01:20:59You guys okay?
01:21:21Oh!
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01:23:14Sunlight
01:23:16Take me
01:23:18Never let me be alone
01:23:20Never let me
01:23:22Be alone
01:23:24Sunlight
01:23:26Baby
01:23:28I've been feeling so at home
01:23:30I've been feeling
01:23:32So at home
01:23:34Seems it's getting warmer
01:23:36And my mind is getting
01:23:38Clear, oh
01:23:40My mind
01:23:42My mind
01:23:44Sunshine
01:23:46Has come to
01:23:48Save me again
01:23:54Sunshine
01:23:56There's no need
01:23:58Thanks for being my friend
01:24:04Sunlight
01:24:06Baby
01:24:08I've been feeling so at home
01:24:10I've been feeling
01:24:12So at home
01:24:14Sunlight
01:24:16Take me
01:24:18Never let me be alone
01:24:20Never let me
01:24:22Be alone
01:24:24When it rains
01:24:26Or it pours
01:24:28Makes me
01:24:30Feel like a dress
01:24:32You wore
01:24:34It's strange
01:24:36That when it's warm
01:24:38You fade away
01:24:40And I get warm
01:24:50Island Christmas
01:24:52Yeah
01:24:54Island Christmas
01:24:56Yeah
01:25:00Island Christmas
01:25:02Yeah
01:25:04Island Christmas
01:25:06Island Christmas
01:25:10Hey!
01:25:12Why are you calling me on Christmas?
01:25:16What do you mean we're not divorced?
01:25:18Why didn't you sign the papers?
01:25:20No.
01:25:22No, no. I'm not giving you half of the resort
01:25:24and the settlement.
01:25:26No, absolutely.
01:25:28Okay, you know what? Here's my offer.
01:25:30You beat me in the summer classic
01:25:32and half the resort is yours.
01:25:36What?
01:25:38What?
01:25:40What?
01:25:42What?
01:25:44What?
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