Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, presents low-budget scary movies and provides sarcastic, campy commentary. | dHNfUXVMS1NYZThBaDA
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00:00 I knew it was only a matter of time before they start demanding their money back.
00:04 Oh great! Now they're calling me.
00:08 Hello, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark speaking.
00:11 Oh, it's only you.
00:17 Hello, Elvira.
00:20 How's it going? It's crazy old Mr. B.
00:26 This jerk calls me all the time. He calls himself the Breather. I wonder why.
00:30 Howdy, Breather. What's on your sick, demented pea brain, little mind?
00:35 Oh, I just love it when you talk dirty.
00:38 I just wanted to call and tell you I'm getting a real boot out of the movie.
00:44 Yeah, well, you would.
00:47 But listen, if all I wanted to do was make small talk, I could be having a conversation with the program director.
00:54 Okay, for all I know, I am having a conversation with the program director.
00:58 So if you don't mind, I'm just going to hang up right now, okay?
01:01 Wait, wait, wait, Elvira, don't hang up, hang up. I got this great joke I want to tell you.
01:06 Oh, another one of his sick jokes. Okay, shoot.
01:10 Okay, did you hear about the guy who was in the automobile accident and lost the entire left side of his body?
01:18 I'm waiting.
01:20 He's all right now.
01:22 Ow, ow!
01:23 You're back, you're back, you're back!
01:26 Back, you're back, back!
01:28 (upbeat music)