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00:00:00 - Rejectation Ninja Turtles, Mutant Mayhem.

00:00:03 - Reject power.

00:00:05 - Yeah, we're gonna watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

00:00:07 Mutant Mayhem today.

00:00:09 John and Andrew, they watched TMNT,

00:00:12 the animated flick from many years ago.

00:00:16 I did a watch with Aaron Alexander

00:00:18 for the Michael Bay produced ones,

00:00:21 but he already saw this one in the theaters.

00:00:23 Scab.

00:00:24 (laughing)

00:00:26 It's the three of us today,

00:00:27 and I'm excited to check this out

00:00:29 'cause I hear great things about it.

00:00:31 Andrew, bring a witty comment.

00:00:33 - I've said it before and I'll say it again.

00:00:35 Man, I love being a part of Citizen of the Reject Nation.

00:00:39 - Ah, that's a callback.

00:00:42 That's a callback, I love a good callback.

00:00:43 You know what I also like?

00:00:45 I like when people realize

00:00:47 that it was Greg's birthday this week,

00:00:49 and what is the best present you can give Greg this week,

00:00:52 especially after he just went to urgent care

00:00:55 over the weekend, his birthday weekend?

00:00:57 What's he doing?

00:00:58 He's using his birthday and pity

00:01:00 like the ultimate YouTuber to tell you guys

00:01:03 about our new merch shop, RejectNationShop.com.

00:01:07 That's right, guys, we have Left Zero Edition,

00:01:10 and now all of the merch,

00:01:12 like this shirt right here, the Space Babies one,

00:01:15 our new A-Soda inspired shirt,

00:01:17 all of our Real Rejects merch is gonna be going over there,

00:01:19 and then we got a new artist on board, my sister.

00:01:22 It's gonna be some awesome new designs

00:01:24 that we have coming on board.

00:01:25 I'm telling you, it's gonna be great.

00:01:27 It's one of the best ways to support the channel

00:01:29 and help pay for my urgent care bill.

00:01:30 Milk in the pain!

00:01:32 Ladies and gentlemen, leave a like on this video.

00:01:35 (laughing)

00:01:37 And also, hey, another reminder,

00:01:40 full and three-action watch along,

00:01:41 where you sync it with your own copy

00:01:42 of TMNT, Mute and Mayhem,

00:01:43 available for Super Sexy Rejects

00:01:44 over at our Patreon page.

00:01:45 Thank you to all who have joined.

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00:01:48 with reaction highlights and watch alongs included,

00:01:50 but go to RejectNationShop.com as well.

00:01:52 Let's get to it.

00:01:53 (upbeat music)

00:01:55 (gun firing)

00:01:58 (dramatic music)

00:02:01 - Love a good stylized bumper.

00:02:03 - Cool.

00:02:04 - Greg Pitchers, I love that production company name.

00:02:09 - Already winning you over.

00:02:11 - Listen up, we're going after Dr. Baxter Stockman.

00:02:16 - Yeah.

00:02:17 - Stole billions of dollars worth of research

00:02:19 and created an actual mutant.

00:02:22 - No. - Wow.

00:02:24 - Each of you has been issued

00:02:25 a high-powered anti-mutant neutralizer.

00:02:27 - Anti-mutant neutralizer.

00:02:29 - Does that mean it can work against the turtles?

00:02:32 - Yeah.

00:02:33 - Bring me Stockman's mutant

00:02:35 and whatever he used to make it.

00:02:38 - I love how it's oozed in green.

00:02:40 - Stick 'em like a stuck Stockman.

00:02:44 (gun firing)

00:02:46 - Love that they're using like-

00:02:50 - I love how you can really feel like they're drawing.

00:02:51 Yeah.

00:02:52 - Using like pencil strokes for even light.

00:02:54 - I perfected the ooze.

00:02:56 Are you excited for that?

00:02:57 (gun firing)

00:02:58 - Is that a fly?

00:03:00 - I think it's a super fly.

00:03:01 - We're safe now.

00:03:03 Soon, I'll make you brothers and sisters.

00:03:06 - It's Giancarlo.

00:03:07 - It's all our characters.

00:03:08 - Bebop, Rocksteady, Mondo Gecko.

00:03:10 - I'm creating a family.

00:03:12 - Bebop, Rocksteady.

00:03:13 (laughing)

00:03:15 - Give them the compound V already.

00:03:16 (grunting)

00:03:19 (gun firing)

00:03:21 - Great POV.

00:03:24 - Cool.

00:03:24 (gun firing)

00:03:25 - Where is the specimen?

00:03:26 - I, I, I.

00:03:27 (gun firing)

00:03:30 - Too late.

00:03:31 - Oh, cool.

00:03:31 It's like a horror movie right now.

00:03:33 - Yeah, it's very gothic.

00:03:35 (gun firing)

00:03:37 - Damn.

00:03:40 - Oh my God.

00:03:43 - Oh my God.

00:03:43 - I'm making you talk about this.

00:03:45 - Jeff Goldblum?

00:03:46 (laughing)

00:03:48 (screaming)

00:03:50 (grunting)

00:03:54 - This is straight up like a horror movie.

00:03:56 - Whoa, dude.

00:03:57 (gun firing)

00:03:59 - No.

00:04:00 - Yes.

00:04:01 (screaming)

00:04:03 - Oh, that's what I am talking about.

00:04:06 I love that there's like a 80s, 90s animation style to this.

00:04:10 - Yeah.

00:04:11 - People always liken it to Spider-Verse in the trailers,

00:04:13 but I'm definitely getting more like an 80s, 90s

00:04:15 type of drawing style.

00:04:16 - Which is when it was created in '84, I believe.

00:04:19 - This feels like you're watching a movie

00:04:20 some kids sketched in their notebook.

00:04:22 - Yeah.

00:04:23 (upbeat music)

00:04:25 - And thus the turtles were created.

00:04:29 (gun firing)

00:04:32 - Not bad, Logo, not bad.

00:04:36 - That's pretty cool.

00:04:39 - Cool.

00:04:40 - The heavy metal Logo.

00:04:41 - Red and orange outline.

00:04:43 - You know, like pizza sauce and pizza crust.

00:04:46 (upbeat music)

00:04:48 - Michelangelo.

00:04:49 - Definitely.

00:04:50 (laughing)

00:04:52 - Leonardo.

00:04:54 - Raphael.

00:04:55 - Donatello.

00:04:57 (upbeat music)

00:05:01 - Cool.

00:05:03 - Let's go.

00:05:04 - Let's go.

00:05:05 (upbeat music)

00:05:08 - I love when camera tracks them like that.

00:05:13 So fun.

00:05:14 - Hell yeah.

00:05:16 (clapping)

00:05:17 - We must use stealth and cunning

00:05:19 to infiltrate the human world and retrieve.

00:05:21 Go Kurt.

00:05:24 - Hell yeah.

00:05:25 - Donnie, you're on toiletries.

00:05:26 Raph, you're stocking up the pantry

00:05:28 and Mikey, you're on junk food.

00:05:30 And remember, don't let any human see you.

00:05:32 - Humans are the demon scum of the earth.

00:05:35 (laughing)

00:05:37 - They love to murder that which is different from that.

00:05:40 (laughing)

00:05:43 - Let's go.

00:05:44 - Let's go.

00:05:45 - Hey, I'm the leader of the rodeo.

00:05:46 - You sound like you have bronchitis.

00:05:48 (laughing)

00:05:49 - Did they record with all the teenagers in the same booth?

00:05:53 - I think it sounds like, yeah.

00:05:55 - Yeah, I think they did.

00:05:56 (upbeat music)

00:05:58 - This is way too natural.

00:05:59 - It's like Tom Cruise, Mr. Impossible.

00:06:02 (laughing)

00:06:04 (upbeat music)

00:06:08 - Nice.

00:06:11 (upbeat music)

00:06:14 - Yeah.

00:06:15 - Gotta build up and get swole.

00:06:18 - Parents citywide are calling for a curfew

00:06:20 until a criminal is caught.

00:06:21 But the only lead is a mysterious mastermind

00:06:24 known on the streets as Superfly.

00:06:27 - Superfly.

00:06:28 - So no Shredder this movie, okay.

00:06:31 Or maybe the Bob Marock's movie.

00:06:34 - Or that could be an Easter egg.

00:06:35 - There's an outdoor movie night in Brooklyn.

00:06:37 - Yeah.

00:06:38 - Yeah, I hope it's a funny one.

00:06:39 - I hope it's violent.

00:06:40 - I need to chill out right now.

00:06:41 - Hopefully it's better than Tremors

00:06:43 'cause I know Raphael didn't like that one.

00:06:45 - Well done.

00:06:45 (laughing)

00:06:47 (upbeat music)

00:06:48 - Whoa, Paris Bueller.

00:06:49 - Oh wow, that vest is a choice.

00:06:51 - Yes.

00:06:52 - Is this high school like in real life?

00:06:55 - Yeah, you go to high school,

00:06:56 you can just hijack a parade whenever you want.

00:06:58 (laughing)

00:07:00 - Same questions we asked when we watched it.

00:07:02 (upbeat music)

00:07:04 - Oh, Leo wants a goth GF.

00:07:08 - This is really interesting.

00:07:09 So they're like really yearning for human connection.

00:07:12 - Maybe one day everyone will love us

00:07:13 like everyone loves Paris Bueller.

00:07:15 - Yeah, yeah, you know, maybe one day.

00:07:18 - Something tells me this is gonna be a tale

00:07:20 about self-acceptance.

00:07:21 (laughing)

00:07:24 - Stay hidden.

00:07:27 - It's actually doing a really good job

00:07:28 at capturing that teenage loneliness.

00:07:30 - Yeah.

00:07:31 - 'Cause they're not even like looking upon adult,

00:07:33 or they're not even looking upon other teenagers,

00:07:35 they're looking upon like adults actually.

00:07:36 And I know what that feels like as a teenager

00:07:38 to have that feeling.

00:07:39 - You make quiet noises.

00:07:40 (hissing)

00:07:41 - That makes it louder.

00:07:43 - Boys, where have you been?

00:07:45 - Oh my God, he's so old.

00:07:47 (laughing)

00:07:49 - Is that Jackie Chan?

00:07:50 - Yeah.

00:07:51 - Yeah.

00:07:52 - Look, we're really sorry, Splinter.

00:07:53 Some of the guys want to see a movie

00:07:54 and I tried to talk them out of it.

00:07:55 - Leo!

00:07:56 - What?

00:07:57 - You watch a movie with a human?

00:08:00 - Worst leader.

00:08:02 - You don't remember why human are disgusting monsters?

00:08:06 Why they gonna milk us for our blood?

00:08:09 - We don't even have nipples.

00:08:11 (laughing)

00:08:13 - Just thinking that's an odd way to phrase that.

00:08:17 - Oh.

00:08:17 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:08:20 (dramatic music)

00:08:21 - It all started 15 years ago.

00:08:23 - Splinter Urgent.

00:08:24 - I was young rat in my twenties.

00:08:27 I was on top of the world.

00:08:29 I have one friend, he was a cockroach.

00:08:33 We got along very well.

00:08:35 His name was Kevin.

00:08:36 - Yee-tah!

00:08:37 - There it is, there it is.

00:08:38 - I ate him.

00:08:39 - I ate him.

00:08:40 (laughing)

00:08:42 - Was it Kevin Eastman?

00:08:43 - Everything changed.

00:08:45 (dramatic music)

00:08:47 - Oh, so adorable.

00:08:50 Really love the animation.

00:08:51 I love the heart behind this a lot.

00:08:54 - Whatever this move was, it transformed us.

00:08:58 (grunting)

00:09:00 - Whoa.

00:09:02 That's so cool, like seeing the actual transformation.

00:09:05 - I became older rat.

00:09:07 (laughing)

00:09:08 - You guys were babies, so you stayed baby.

00:09:11 (laughing)

00:09:12 - You look like Squirtle.

00:09:14 - I do.

00:09:15 - Yeah.

00:09:15 - And then they'll evolve into War Turtle.

00:09:17 - We became a family.

00:09:18 (upbeat music)

00:09:21 - Oh, hell yes.

00:09:22 - Greetings, girl, and welcome to my world

00:09:25 of crazy right now.

00:09:26 (laughing)

00:09:27 - I like your-

00:09:28 - There is such a youthful quality

00:09:30 to the way they drew this movie.

00:09:32 Really feels like teens put it together.

00:09:34 In the most complimentary way.

00:09:36 - Yeah.

00:09:37 - Yeah.

00:09:38 - Like a finessed version of it.

00:09:40 - Watch another video of Squirtle.

00:09:43 He's afraid of a lot of things to say.

00:09:45 - When you think about it,

00:09:46 he's gotta take care of four kids by himself.

00:09:48 It's not easy.

00:09:49 - He's a single dad.

00:09:50 - Yeah.

00:09:51 - And I like how they're really capturing him

00:09:52 being a father, not just a sensei.

00:09:54 - Yeah.

00:09:55 - As a matter of fact, how does he become a martial artist?

00:09:57 (laughing)

00:09:59 - He's a survivalist, so he learned.

00:10:01 - You were obsessed with the human world.

00:10:05 So I decided to give a shot.

00:10:06 - Oh no.

00:10:07 - No, stay down there.

00:10:09 - Okay, the guy's gonna have to learn to accept risks.

00:10:11 (dramatic music)

00:10:14 - Oh my God, they are so adorable.

00:10:16 - Yeah.

00:10:17 - I want plushies of each of them in baby form.

00:10:20 - They are so cute.

00:10:22 (laughing)

00:10:22 (dramatic music)

00:10:25 - Oh no.

00:10:28 - It didn't go well.

00:10:30 - Oh my God, it's a rat man.

00:10:32 - Rat man.

00:10:32 - Everybody look.

00:10:33 - SpongeBob.

00:10:35 - Paramount?

00:10:36 - Oh yeah.

00:10:37 - Nickelodeon.

00:10:38 (dramatic music)

00:10:40 - You rat.

00:10:41 - Jeez, guys.

00:10:43 - Terrible.

00:10:44 - Aw.

00:10:45 - Look at the adorable turtles.

00:10:47 (dramatic music)

00:10:49 - Ooh.

00:10:52 - Ah.

00:10:53 (dramatic music)

00:10:55 - World of a way.

00:10:57 - Aw.

00:10:59 - That day, I promised to never let you get hurt ever again.

00:11:03 I needed to find a way to unlock ancient secrets

00:11:08 of ninjutsu.

00:11:08 - Oh, okay.

00:11:11 - Weapon of death.

00:11:12 And I found it.

00:11:13 (dramatic music)

00:11:15 - Okay.

00:11:16 - He learned from this.

00:11:18 - Yes.

00:11:19 (dramatic music)

00:11:22 - Oh my God, he just learned from cinema and television.

00:11:26 - This is great.

00:11:27 (dramatic music)

00:11:30 - Whoa.

00:11:33 - Oh my God, so many classic kung fu films.

00:11:35 (dramatic music)

00:11:38 - Was that Jackie Chan?

00:11:40 - Yeah.

00:11:41 - Yeah, he actually used Jackie Chan.

00:11:42 What an Easter egg.

00:11:43 - That's so meta, I love it.

00:11:45 - We only need each other.

00:11:47 You boys are all I got.

00:11:49 And you're all I'll ever have.

00:11:52 - Dude, Jackie Chan's killing the voice work here.

00:11:55 - Yeah.

00:11:56 - No leave the sewer for one month.

00:11:57 - Seriously?

00:11:58 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:59 I made up my mind.

00:12:00 - How are you gonna get food?

00:12:01 - Uncle.

00:12:02 (laughing)

00:12:03 - Jackie.

00:12:04 (laughing)

00:12:05 - I just gotta get out of the sewer, man.

00:12:07 I mean, I like you guys and all,

00:12:08 but I just simply cannot live a happy life

00:12:10 knowing that your faces are the last things

00:12:12 I'm gonna see before I die.

00:12:13 (laughing)

00:12:14 - Jeez.

00:12:15 - That's fair.

00:12:16 - The time actually changed on the clock.

00:12:18 You'd never see that happen.

00:12:20 (laughing)

00:12:21 - Target's approaching.

00:12:22 (dramatic music)

00:12:25 (shrieking)

00:12:27 (shrieking)

00:12:29 - The dark knight.

00:12:30 - Yeah.

00:12:30 (laughing)

00:12:31 - Hit me.

00:12:32 - Police response.

00:12:33 (gunshots)

00:12:35 - Hoo.

00:12:37 (dramatic music)

00:12:39 - I love this music.

00:12:40 - Who did the score?

00:12:42 - I don't know, but every choice is very transported

00:12:45 for the exact mood and moment we're in.

00:12:48 (dramatic music)

00:12:51 - Hoo.

00:12:54 - I will say the street chase stuff does remind me

00:12:56 a lot of the Spider-Verse movies.

00:12:58 - What are we gonna do?

00:12:59 - Super-Clint's gonna kill us.

00:13:00 (dramatic music)

00:13:02 - I even love how the facial anatomy's on.

00:13:04 - Oh.

00:13:05 - I knew it.

00:13:06 - I heard your abdomen come in, pick 'em up.

00:13:07 - That is sick.

00:13:09 - It was like, you gotta call 'em Superfly for some reason.

00:13:12 - Damn.

00:13:12 - Strong enough to hold an ice cream truck

00:13:15 and three people in it.

00:13:16 (dramatic music)

00:13:19 - Now that's a hell of a hideout.

00:13:21 - Yeah, jealous.

00:13:22 - I just love how disproportionate some of the facial

00:13:25 features are on people.

00:13:26 - Yeah.

00:13:27 (dramatic music)

00:13:28 - Superfly.

00:13:29 (screaming)

00:13:31 - Ah.

00:13:32 - Is he eating them?

00:13:33 - I don't, I guess so.

00:13:34 - It seems like it.

00:13:36 - They stole a radioactive storage unit this time.

00:13:38 - Put tracking devices on all shipments.

00:13:41 - Yeah, yeah, love it, love it.

00:13:45 - Stay still.

00:13:45 - Gonna go viral.

00:13:47 - Teenage viral Ninja Turtles.

00:13:50 - Awesome.

00:13:51 - Come on guys, we just got ungrounded.

00:13:53 All right, let's go home.

00:13:54 - Is it weird to have your head so far up dad's butt?

00:13:56 - Oh.

00:13:57 (laughing)

00:13:58 - Yo, check this out in slow mo.

00:14:00 (splatting)

00:14:01 - Whoa.

00:14:02 - Dang.

00:14:03 - Fruit Ninja?

00:14:04 - He's gonna die.

00:14:05 - Hey, why did we pick a fruit shaped exactly like my head?

00:14:08 - Your head looks like Stewie had a baby with Hey Arnold.

00:14:11 (laughing)

00:14:13 - Yep, that's funny.

00:14:14 - It's a deep reference.

00:14:15 (screaming)

00:14:18 - Was that April O'Neil?

00:14:21 - It was.

00:14:22 - Dang.

00:14:23 - Good call.

00:14:23 (dramatic music)

00:14:26 - It's a good thing she was wearing a helmet.

00:14:28 - I know.

00:14:29 - Murdered her.

00:14:30 (laughing)

00:14:31 - Oh.

00:14:31 - What's her deal?

00:14:35 - She's yelling at us a lot.

00:14:36 - I think she's mad that we hit her with the ninja star.

00:14:38 - She's asking Leo out on a date.

00:14:40 - I think he's stealing her scooter.

00:14:42 - Hey, lady behind you.

00:14:43 - Actually, we just need to skip the conversation.

00:14:46 - No, your scooter.

00:14:47 - For money.

00:14:48 (engine revving)

00:14:49 - Ah.

00:14:50 - You gotta be heroes now.

00:14:51 (engine revving)

00:14:53 - Oh, we tried to warn her, nothing more we can do.

00:14:55 (laughing)

00:14:58 - I gotta get the scooter back to this beautiful

00:15:01 and charming human once.

00:15:02 (laughing)

00:15:05 - Prove yourself.

00:15:06 (dramatic music)

00:15:07 - He's gonna get grounded for months now.

00:15:09 - Oh man.

00:15:09 - I am genuinely loving this movie.

00:15:13 - Yeah.

00:15:15 - Hasn't missed a beat so far.

00:15:16 - So we're gonna need the most foolproof plan.

00:15:18 Every single ninja technique, all right?

00:15:19 I need you guys to use stealth to block the doors.

00:15:21 Did you say going loud?

00:15:22 - Wait.

00:15:23 (screaming)

00:15:24 (laughing)

00:15:26 (screaming)

00:15:28 - That's a lot of guys.

00:15:29 - Oh, you got some ass whooping to do.

00:15:33 You could take them.

00:15:34 - We've prepared our whole lives for this.

00:15:35 - Have I actually been in a fight?

00:15:37 - Oh no.

00:15:38 - You notice, but all I've got is a big stick.

00:15:40 - Oh my God, this is great.

00:15:42 - I've told you, I dream about fighting every night.

00:15:44 - You've got a rage problem, right?

00:15:46 - That's not a problem.

00:15:47 (screaming)

00:15:50 (screaming)

00:15:52 - Oh my God.

00:15:55 - Oh my, I'm gonna be sick.

00:15:55 - Oh my God, I'm gonna be sick.

00:15:56 - I'm glad it wasn't the nunchucks.

00:15:59 It's always the nunchucks.

00:16:01 - It's got shades of Ace Ventura

00:16:03 when he had the thing stuck in his leg.

00:16:05 - Murder the Sharks!

00:16:06 (screaming)

00:16:08 - Did he say they looked like sharks at one point?

00:16:12 Was that a street sharks reference?

00:16:13 - You go left, I go left.

00:16:16 - Whoa, come on Leo, delegate.

00:16:18 - What the heck man, I said go left.

00:16:19 - I got it.

00:16:20 - All right, we gotta work as a team guys.

00:16:24 - Oh, I love capturing them on their first fight.

00:16:26 - Yeah, they're so unorganized right now.

00:16:29 (laughing)

00:16:31 - Yeep.

00:16:33 - Woo!

00:16:34 ♪ Ninja go, ninja go ♪

00:16:36 ♪ Go ninja, go ninja, go ♪

00:16:38 (laughing)

00:16:40 - Did not think we'd be hearing that song again.

00:16:43 - Ninja rap.

00:16:43 - I love the noise.

00:16:46 - Walk softly down a tunnel.

00:16:47 (screaming)

00:16:49 - Woof.

00:16:53 (screaming)

00:16:56 - Ooh.

00:16:59 - Oh my goodness.

00:17:08 - Ooh yeah.

00:17:09 - This guy would have been great in Tokyo Drift.

00:17:12 - I'm awesome.

00:17:16 (laughing)

00:17:18 - That was by the books, really well done.

00:17:22 (cheering)

00:17:24 - I feel like really connected to them.

00:17:27 - My heart feels like really connected to this.

00:17:32 - You got my scooter back, so I feel like.

00:17:34 - Donnie, you go out first,

00:17:35 you're the most inviting and friendly.

00:17:37 - Yes you are.

00:17:38 - Leo is so nervous, it's cute.

00:17:40 - Voice work is incredible.

00:17:42 - I don't think all the good animals are taken.

00:17:44 - Sharks, there's wolves up for grabs.

00:17:47 - Wow, the costumes are.

00:17:48 - Street sharks.

00:17:49 - How do you get this on and off?

00:17:51 - That's your skin, that's your skin.

00:17:53 (laughing)

00:17:54 - Can we explain this over some pizza?

00:17:57 - How you guys feel about pepperoni?

00:17:58 - Yes, pepperoni, mushrooms and red onions for me.

00:18:01 What about you guys?

00:18:02 - Just cheese.

00:18:04 - Simple man.

00:18:05 - I want a pizza with another pizza on top of the pizza.

00:18:07 - Mutant baby turtles to turtle men guys.

00:18:11 - Turtle boys actually.

00:18:12 - I would say teens, you know?

00:18:14 - I would say cool turtle men.

00:18:15 - Teenagers, teenagers.

00:18:17 - Call them the thing.

00:18:18 - Do it.

00:18:19 - You guys are TMNT.

00:18:21 (laughing)

00:18:23 - I write for my school paper.

00:18:25 - Really?

00:18:26 I assume you'd wanna be on camera

00:18:28 'cause you have like a very camera ready look.

00:18:31 - Oh my, smooth my guy.

00:18:34 - The police have been talking about implementing

00:18:36 this curfew if they don't find him soon, right?

00:18:37 I'm trying to, you know, help bring in the justice

00:18:40 so everyone could chill out or whatever, but this.

00:18:43 - Do you think there are more people like you?

00:18:47 - No, people who will accept us.

00:18:49 - Oh my guy.

00:18:52 - No, no, absolutely not.

00:18:55 - But they can monetize you.

00:18:56 - Yeah.

00:18:57 - I'll airdrop you my contact and if you ever feel like

00:19:00 you wanna come out into the world or whatever,

00:19:03 just let me know.

00:19:04 - Like how she's at least respectful about it.

00:19:06 - Yeah, I love her whole personality, man.

00:19:08 - Iowa debris.

00:19:09 - Give me that contact.

00:19:10 - Yes, give me that contact.

00:19:12 - Pizza Hut, yes.

00:19:15 - I think there was a giant commercial about Pizza Hut

00:19:17 before the VHS of the first film, if I remember correctly.

00:19:21 - I hope you're fucking right, Andy.

00:19:22 - I hope I'm wrong and I get called out.

00:19:26 - Well, there was Domino's in the first movie,

00:19:28 Roy's Pizza in the second movie.

00:19:30 - What if everyone saw us as heroes?

00:19:32 - I mean, look.

00:19:32 (upbeat music)

00:19:35 - We use our ninjas.

00:19:36 - Oh, interesting.

00:19:37 - We'll drag them up to City Hall,

00:19:39 shove them on the steps.

00:19:40 - Whoa.

00:19:41 - Nice.

00:19:42 - I love this animation.

00:19:43 - The super fly.

00:19:45 - Classic.

00:19:45 - Old school.

00:19:47 - Slap it up best, man.

00:19:48 - Hey, those toitos are.

00:19:50 - Oh, they want to become heroes to be accepted.

00:19:53 - Super Mario.

00:19:53 - I was gonna say, it looks like the Monopoly guy.

00:19:57 - It's like Coke and Avengers Endgame.

00:19:59 Sure, he's a giant, terrifying green monster,

00:20:01 but everyone knows he saved them,

00:20:03 so they're taking selfies with him in a diner.

00:20:05 - Yeah.

00:20:06 - Hello, mostly improvised that scene.

00:20:08 - I know, he's good on his feet.

00:20:09 (laughing)

00:20:13 - I love how much they consume media.

00:20:15 - Yeah.

00:20:16 - What about that though?

00:20:17 - He doesn't really need to know about it.

00:20:19 - Yeah, no one does.

00:20:21 - You help us find Super Fly.

00:20:23 We bring him to justice.

00:20:24 You document it all.

00:20:26 You promise on canceled,

00:20:27 and we get accepted by the world as heroes.

00:20:29 - Wow, yes.

00:20:30 - April human.

00:20:31 (laughing)

00:20:33 - They have ears.

00:20:34 Okay, perfect, yes.

00:20:36 - How about we meet tonight, 8 p.m. Eastman High.

00:20:38 Everyone will be gone.

00:20:40 - Eastman High for Kevin Eastman.

00:20:43 (upbeat music)

00:20:45 - Love how alive the city is too.

00:20:50 - Old thing.

00:20:51 - I like how they're capturing the underlying sadness

00:20:53 behind the turtles very well too.

00:20:56 - Yeah.

00:20:56 - Welcome to Eastman High.

00:21:00 - Eastman.

00:21:01 - The relationship forming with April is great.

00:21:04 I think it's wonderful.

00:21:06 - Is this living up to your dreams?

00:21:09 - No, it's even better.

00:21:11 Attack on Titan.

00:21:12 - Attack on Titan.

00:21:13 - They give me more than anyone ever has.

00:21:16 - Guys, look.

00:21:17 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

00:21:19 - Is that Midoriya?

00:21:19 - Yeah, Epic Club.

00:21:21 - Do we not have last names?

00:21:22 - It's okay, I'll just break it up.

00:21:24 Michael, Angelo.

00:21:27 Perfecto.

00:21:28 - That makes you Leo Nardo.

00:21:29 - Nardo.

00:21:30 - Wolfman's got nards.

00:21:33 - I understood that reference.

00:21:35 - Monster squad.

00:21:37 - Hey, well, at least I'm not puke girl.

00:21:40 That is a bad.

00:21:41 - Is that April's locker room?

00:21:44 - I thought I could read the morning announcements

00:21:47 and you know, it didn't go so well.

00:21:49 - Oh no.

00:21:50 - Ooh, the on camera.

00:21:55 - The anxiety.

00:21:57 - Anxiety made me feel like I was gonna explode

00:21:59 and so, well.

00:22:02 - You didn't.

00:22:03 - I did.

00:22:04 ♪ Feel the rain on your skin ♪

00:22:07 - Oh my God, no.

00:22:08 - The secret of the ooze.

00:22:10 - I was about to say that.

00:22:12 You beat me to it.

00:22:13 ♪ The lights are on ♪

00:22:15 ♪ Put yourself in a sweet spot ♪

00:22:19 - Remix.

00:22:19 - I was gonna say,

00:22:23 that's not something anyone forgets in high school.

00:22:25 - I hope we get to see the turtles do improv.

00:22:27 - All the personalities feel so relatable.

00:22:30 - And distinct.

00:22:31 - Superfly seems to be building something.

00:22:33 I mean, we're talking brew, mega mind type stuff.

00:22:36 - Mega mind.

00:22:37 - Mega mind, yeah.

00:22:38 - That's awesome.

00:22:39 - Nobody's ever seen his face.

00:22:40 - Why?

00:22:41 - Because he kills everyone who does.

00:22:43 - Ooh.

00:22:44 - Maybe he's trying to rescue his brother and sisters?

00:22:46 - And their crew.

00:22:47 - Sure, Sharon, bald Bronson, Toupee Tom, and normal Nate.

00:22:51 Let's start chasing him down.

00:22:52 - Wish my high school had a dark room.

00:22:56 - Yeah.

00:22:57 - Great montage.

00:23:03 - Nice.

00:23:08 - Great intercutting.

00:23:09 - Oh, hell yes.

00:23:10 - Yes, let's get an old boy reference.

00:23:13 - Hell yeah.

00:23:15 - Love that they're actually using their weapons,

00:23:21 calling you out, secret of the use.

00:23:23 - So cool with the intercutting.

00:23:24 - Oh, he's on to them.

00:23:35 - I mean, they're just straight up vigilantes.

00:23:37 They're not doing any ninja shit.

00:23:38 - Nope.

00:23:39 - Teenage vigilante ninja vigilantes.

00:23:43 - I like the way you work it.

00:23:46 - No diggity.

00:23:47 - Nope.

00:23:48 - Fresh drips.

00:23:50 - God, man, these match cuts are fricking awesome.

00:23:55 - Yeah.

00:23:56 - He knows when to finalize stuff.

00:23:59 - Flying elbow.

00:24:03 - Ooh.

00:24:04 - Superman.

00:24:05 - I love how Ralph's teenage rage is like

00:24:08 a fun bloodlust of a teenager.

00:24:10 - My guy stole this radioactive storage unit,

00:24:14 but Superfly, he-

00:24:15 - I just love how even the chest hair looks like

00:24:17 just wrought on.

00:24:18 - Ripples.

00:24:19 - Yeah.

00:24:21 - The deal with Superfly is tonight, under the bridge.

00:24:24 We give him his unit and he leaves us alone.

00:24:28 - Under the bridge, da-da.

00:24:29 - The villainous menace really does remind me

00:24:31 of like Kingpin from Spider-Verse.

00:24:34 Just the tone of it that it emits.

00:24:35 - Hey, I'm a gangster.

00:24:36 I got my puff and my Timbs.

00:24:38 I need my bacon egg and cheese too.

00:24:40 You got the good Superfly?

00:24:41 - Bacon egg and cheese, bacon egg and cheese.

00:24:44 - Cheese and cheese.

00:24:45 - What the heck am I playing?

00:24:46 (laughing)

00:24:49 - We are science.

00:24:51 - We are science.

00:24:52 - Yerk, yerk.

00:24:53 - Yerk.

00:24:54 - Yert, yert.

00:24:57 - Uh-oh.

00:24:57 - Dad.

00:24:58 - Text from dad.

00:24:59 - I love how they say dad and not master splinter.

00:25:02 Like it hits home a lot more.

00:25:03 - Surprise.

00:25:04 (cheering)

00:25:06 - You want to be in the human world?

00:25:08 And I found you human clothes.

00:25:10 - What the?

00:25:10 - I'm mad, how did that even?

00:25:12 - Those aren't ours.

00:25:13 (laughing)

00:25:15 - I think I maybe found a way to make you happy.

00:25:18 I brought the human world to you.

00:25:20 Look.

00:25:21 - Aw.

00:25:22 (laughing)

00:25:24 - All the grises.

00:25:25 (laughing)

00:25:27 - What are you doing up there?

00:25:28 Don't lie, tell me.

00:25:29 Is someone trying to milk you?

00:25:32 - Do you need help?

00:25:33 Anything you need, I'm here.

00:25:35 We're just running errands.

00:25:37 - I hope in the post credit scene they're getting milked.

00:25:39 - Yes.

00:25:40 (laughing)

00:25:40 - Be disappointed if they don't.

00:25:42 - All right, well hey, thanks for the surprise party.

00:25:45 - Yep, appreciate it dad.

00:25:46 We will be leaving.

00:25:47 - Goodbye.

00:25:48 - No, no.

00:25:49 - Aw.

00:25:50 - I hope in the finale, splinter suffers from cardiac arrest

00:25:54 and they just weren't there for any of it.

00:25:56 - Yeah.

00:25:57 (dramatic music)

00:25:58 - Feels like Mad Max.

00:25:59 (dramatic music)

00:26:01 - Yeah, where's the doof warrior?

00:26:03 - All right guys, there's two cars and a motorcycle.

00:26:05 It's like 10 dudes tops.

00:26:07 - This is just dragging them back into that car

00:26:09 on the ground.

00:26:10 - Speed bump rocks, isn't he?

00:26:11 - Is it?

00:26:12 - Oh yeah.

00:26:13 Super slappy-o.

00:26:16 Get them nipple rings.

00:26:18 - Yeah.

00:26:18 My man.

00:26:21 - Milk you.

00:26:22 ♪ The ladies love luxury ♪

00:26:24 ♪ That's my thing, love it for me ♪

00:26:26 - There he is.

00:26:28 My man.

00:26:29 - We're here to find you.

00:26:30 - I can't believe there are other mutants like us.

00:26:33 - Oh.

00:26:34 - This is so good.

00:26:35 - 15 years ago, right?

00:26:37 Some sludge was dumped in the sewer

00:26:39 and y'all came from that.

00:26:40 - Well, we prefer the term ooze, but yeah.

00:26:42 - Just like when the professor explained that to them

00:26:44 in the second Turtles movie.

00:26:45 - That same ooze made me.

00:26:47 My dad, Baxter Stockman,

00:26:49 he's the one who dumped the ooze down the drain, baby.

00:26:52 So technically we cousins.

00:26:55 - Ice cube?

00:26:55 - Yeah, it's ice cube.

00:26:57 - This is B-Bob and that's Rocksteady.

00:26:59 - Hey, what you looking at, bros?

00:27:01 - Yeah, bro, what you looking at?

00:27:02 - Right here, we got Wingnut.

00:27:03 - Hi, Wingwave.

00:27:04 - We got Wraithlake.

00:27:06 - Wraithlake.

00:27:07 - This is Leatherhead.

00:27:11 - Oh, good night, fellas.

00:27:12 - Genghis Frog.

00:27:13 That's Scumbug.

00:27:18 He only speaks Burmese.

00:27:20 - Scumbug.

00:27:20 - That's Mondo Gecko.

00:27:23 - Hey, what's up, bros?

00:27:25 - I like your vibe.

00:27:27 - Digging your vibe.

00:27:28 - I like your vibe.

00:27:29 - I ship them.

00:27:31 - Do you recognize that voice?

00:27:32 He's in Avengers, ain't you?

00:27:33 - Slap it up, best man.

00:27:35 - Oh, Paul Rudd.

00:27:36 - What are you doing?

00:27:38 - We gonna chat.

00:27:40 Let's go somewhere fun.

00:27:41 - Yeah.

00:27:44 - Arcade.

00:27:44 - I think it's such a great flip.

00:27:46 - Yeah.

00:27:47 - Please tell me they're gonna play Turtles in time.

00:27:49 That'd be amazing.

00:27:50 - They're supposed to be versus fighting each other

00:27:52 and it's turning into bonding.

00:27:54 - I mean, they can relate to each other.

00:27:57 They've all come from the same thing.

00:27:59 - So when they're trying to find community among people

00:28:02 and finding community in a whole other place.

00:28:03 - Yeah, it makes sense.

00:28:05 - Yo, check this.

00:28:06 (imitating car engine)

00:28:09 - Whoa, yeah.

00:28:11 - Oh, scumbug.

00:28:12 - Maybe you could finish explaining

00:28:14 like exactly where you came from

00:28:16 and what you want and stuff.

00:28:18 - Oh, easy.

00:28:19 Acceptance.

00:28:20 - They want the same thing.

00:28:22 - My earliest memory in the world is my dad telling me

00:28:27 that he never was accepted.

00:28:30 He just wanted a family, man.

00:28:32 - Oh, this whole story is about acceptance.

00:28:34 - Yeah.

00:28:35 - But then, that's when the people he worked for

00:28:37 sent the ops through.

00:28:38 They took it from him.

00:28:40 - The ops.

00:28:41 - I rescued my little baby brother and sister.

00:28:44 And since I was the oldest, you know, I had to raise them.

00:28:46 - He did a great job.

00:28:47 - He did.

00:28:48 - Damn.

00:28:49 - It's like a splinter in himself.

00:28:50 - It's like real life in some cases.

00:28:52 - Maybe they just ain't all bad.

00:28:53 We went out, we hit the town and it didn't go well.

00:28:57 - I love how personal they're making this.

00:28:59 And now it's like a reflection of the turtles.

00:29:01 It's so good.

00:29:02 - He wouldn't stop chasing us.

00:29:03 He wanted to kill us.

00:29:04 - Oh my God, that's what happened to us.

00:29:06 - Baseball bat?

00:29:07 - Is it Casey?

00:29:08 - No, Casey's a hockey stick.

00:29:09 - Yeah.

00:29:10 (laughing)

00:29:11 - I beat that fool.

00:29:12 Damn, I touched that chin.

00:29:14 Molly whopped him.

00:29:15 Whop, whop, to an inch of his life.

00:29:17 Whop, whop, and then.

00:29:19 - That is a great expression.

00:29:21 - To kill all the humans and let the mutants rule the earth.

00:29:25 - What if I built a machine to enact my plan?

00:29:29 - Damn, I get where he's coming from though.

00:29:33 - Then we gonna launch it into the atmosphere

00:29:36 and watch it vaporize.

00:29:37 - Turn everyone into the lizard.

00:29:40 I was just thinking that.

00:29:42 - And we become the dominant species on earth.

00:29:45 - That's bad.

00:29:46 - They would get their acceptance,

00:29:47 the turtles that they want.

00:29:49 - We wish there was another way to feel safe and happy,

00:29:51 but people's, they got to go.

00:29:54 (laughing)

00:29:56 - I got this.

00:29:58 I can complete my device and acceptance will be ours.

00:30:03 - Dominance will be yours.

00:30:07 - You stopping them now?

00:30:08 Or are you gonna make me film you supplying an evil villain

00:30:11 with the last piece of his horrible puzzle?

00:30:14 You're gonna stop him?

00:30:15 You're gonna stop him?

00:30:16 - Yeah.

00:30:17 - Oh, you can finally have family and friends.

00:30:19 - What if we're not into the plan?

00:30:20 - I agree, what if we don't like it?

00:30:21 - And that right there, piss me off.

00:30:24 - Oh, that's not real acceptance.

00:30:28 - We'll drive the van with the storage unit

00:30:30 and you lead the way.

00:30:31 - So mind the wing nut, right?

00:30:33 Ride with the tortoise.

00:30:36 - Yeah, you're smart.

00:30:38 - Interesting, Bebop and Rocksteady are just animals too.

00:30:40 Like they didn't, they weren't first humans.

00:30:43 I think that's kind of the case with a lot of them.

00:30:48 - Not my Bebop and Rocksteady.

00:30:49 - Even Superfly is Baxter Stockman, right?

00:30:51 - Yeah.

00:30:52 - Yeah, I changed that here too.

00:30:54 - It's go time, attack these fools.

00:30:56 - We need like a long and narrow device

00:30:58 that's small enough to get under the seat,

00:31:00 but strong enough to press the pedal.

00:31:01 - You mean a stick?

00:31:02 - I got it.

00:31:03 - A bow would work, yeah.

00:31:05 Bow staff.

00:31:06 (singing)

00:31:08 - I like how he's doing it, like a pole stick.

00:31:14 - Yeah.

00:31:18 - Karaoke's always fun.

00:31:19 - Damn.

00:31:22 - It's like wanted.

00:31:29 - Yeah.

00:31:30 - Oh yeah, good call.

00:31:32 - Oh no.

00:31:37 - Remix.

00:31:41 - Oh, can they convert this into their turtle van?

00:31:43 - Oh, probably.

00:31:45 - Gotta get the nunchucks on the turtle van now.

00:31:47 - Don't worry guys, I got this.

00:31:50 - Oh no.

00:31:51 - Skapok.

00:31:53 - Do it.

00:31:57 - Now or never dude, give us some advice.

00:32:02 - Oh no.

00:32:03 - Yikes, oh boy.

00:32:04 - Six in the morning, police at my door.

00:32:07 (laughing)

00:32:09 - Damn, he never did learn to mind your surroundings.

00:32:17 - I understood that reference.

00:32:18 - From Superman, right?

00:32:19 - Yeah.

00:32:20 - Superman begins.

00:32:21 - Don't give pressure my guy.

00:32:25 - Whoa.

00:32:26 - Jeez.

00:32:33 - Maybe that won't be the turtle van.

00:32:35 - And the good thing is they know the location.

00:32:38 - Oh no, Jesus.

00:32:42 - No.

00:32:45 - Hey, it's the same guy from the beginning.

00:32:47 - He's got a grudge.

00:32:48 - Oh, they had a tracking, remember they said

00:32:50 they put tracking units on everything?

00:32:52 - April, help.

00:32:54 - Oh, abandoned by humans.

00:32:58 - Oof.

00:33:01 - Now you know April's gonna bust them out.

00:33:03 - Nah, she's out of the movie.

00:33:04 - April ain't gonna do shit.

00:33:06 She's gonna turn into Megan Fox.

00:33:08 - Yes.

00:33:09 - And then leave.

00:33:10 - I've been looking for you for a long, long time.

00:33:15 - I don't know what you want from us

00:33:17 or why you talk so scary.

00:33:18 There's a fly monster.

00:33:21 - I'm gonna do the talking.

00:33:24 - She kinda has Krang's colors.

00:33:25 - I am Cynthia Ultron.

00:33:27 - I was thinking April's colors.

00:33:28 - April's color, yeah.

00:33:29 - Ultron.

00:33:30 - I will use you to create a stable mutagen,

00:33:34 an army of super soldiers.

00:33:37 - She's pretty bad herself.

00:33:38 - Whoop them up.

00:33:39 - Whoop them up.

00:33:40 - The kicking machine.

00:33:41 - Nope, there it is.

00:33:43 ♪ Lonely ♪

00:33:46 - Aw.

00:33:47 ♪ Me ♪

00:33:49 - Aw.

00:33:50 ♪ I have no one ♪

00:33:52 - Great exposure on those.

00:33:54 ♪ Oh ♪

00:33:56 - Boy, you come home, you forgive me?

00:33:58 - It's April.

00:34:00 - I am April, I have a piece.

00:34:02 I'm friends with your sons.

00:34:04 And right now, they're in trouble.

00:34:06 - Splinter's gonna get in the action.

00:34:09 - Yeah.

00:34:10 - He's gonna go kick some ass.

00:34:10 - Nah, he's gonna just stay there and let them be tortured.

00:34:12 - I think it's really great how

00:34:15 they're really utilizing Jackie Chan.

00:34:17 It tends to be like an animated property.

00:34:19 He has a couple lines that are so underserved

00:34:22 and his actual character here.

00:34:24 - Guess we could sing?

00:34:25 - Yeah, we could do some of the songs for you.

00:34:26 - Yeah, I'm down.

00:34:27 - Really?

00:34:28 That'd be great.

00:34:29 ♪ Smooth like butter ♪

00:34:31 Come on, guys.

00:34:31 ♪ Smooth like butter ♪

00:34:33 - Cleaner's voice kinda sounds like Jake Katzen.

00:34:36 Wait, Jake Johnson.

00:34:37 - Oh, yeah.

00:34:39 - Yeah.

00:34:40 - Someone's here.

00:34:41 - Peter B. Parker.

00:34:45 - Stay back.

00:34:53 I just hear from my boys.

00:34:54 Lying to me?

00:34:56 They're in so much trouble right now.

00:34:57 - Oh, is that so, Ratatouille?

00:34:59 - I was thinking Ratatouille too.

00:35:01 Oh, God.

00:35:02 - Yeah.

00:35:06 - It's on.

00:35:07 - You don't mess with my sons.

00:35:09 - Yeah.

00:35:09 - You just stabbed him in the face.

00:35:12 - Oh, it's like an actual plasma.

00:35:18 - Whoa.

00:35:20 - You're finding your calling.

00:35:23 - I love how it turns into a Jackie Chan fight.

00:35:31 - Yeah, totally.

00:35:33 I wonder if he had input on the choreography.

00:35:34 - I'm sure he did.

00:35:39 - Great shot.

00:35:40 - No!

00:35:42 No!

00:35:44 - Yeah.

00:35:46 - Oh, hell yeah.

00:35:49 - All the weapons.

00:35:51 Nice.

00:35:52 - Oh, that's awesome.

00:35:56 - He's using all their weapons.

00:35:58 That's amazing.

00:35:59 - Nice.

00:36:04 - Yeah.

00:36:06 - Let's get some nunchuck action.

00:36:08 - And somebody else got hit in the nuts, not the wielder.

00:36:12 - That was great.

00:36:13 - That was so satisfying.

00:36:14 - Great splinter moment.

00:36:15 - Loved it.

00:36:15 - How did you find us?

00:36:16 - I'd be a pretty big piece of crap

00:36:20 if I didn't at least try to get your dad to come help you.

00:36:23 - Aw.

00:36:24 - It's great.

00:36:27 Eleven, Hopper, and our four boys.

00:36:29 - Yeah.

00:36:30 - Get on those bikes, kids.

00:36:34 - There's only one way for you to be safe and happy,

00:36:37 and that's listen to me.

00:36:39 Let's go.

00:36:41 - Music's hitting deep right now.

00:36:43 - Just the all is lost moment.

00:36:44 Dart and I the soul.

00:36:45 - Seeing you guys make so many mistakes

00:36:48 just to get people to like you

00:36:49 made me realize I was definitely doing this

00:36:52 for the wrong reason.

00:36:53 - Hey.

00:36:54 - Ouch.

00:36:54 - Hey, sometimes you never learn.

00:36:56 Okay?

00:36:57 Do this channel for so many years.

00:36:59 - Sometimes that's life.

00:37:01 - And then all I see is one or two comments

00:37:02 that it becomes the goal to get those two people to like me.

00:37:07 - Acceptance at any cost.

00:37:09 - What is it about humans that you love so much?

00:37:13 - If we kill them, we are no better than they are.

00:37:16 - I refuse to accept that you all are cool

00:37:19 with brutally killing all of them.

00:37:20 - No, no, Superfly's gonna stay constant.

00:37:23 - Some of you guys are allies sometimes, you know?

00:37:26 - You can come live with us, we accept you.

00:37:27 - Yes, plenty of room.

00:37:29 - Kinda don't wanna murder everyone on Earth.

00:37:31 - That Superfly's definitely not changing.

00:37:34 - Kill them fools.

00:37:35 - No, we don't wanna do this.

00:37:37 - We just didn't know that there was any other alternative,

00:37:39 but we see that there is.

00:37:41 Let's just stop and vibe.

00:37:43 - Uh.

00:37:44 - Right.

00:37:45 - If you wanna stop this machine,

00:37:47 you got to go through me.

00:37:49 - Oh no.

00:37:51 - Ice Cube's doing a great job.

00:37:52 - Yeah, everybody, man, this was really well cast.

00:37:55 - Sky Beam?

00:37:59 - Just gonna say that reminds more of

00:38:01 Mr. Freeze's Ice Gun, Batman and Robin.

00:38:03 - I think he's the reason, Rick.

00:38:05 - Are we gonna do something about it?

00:38:07 (roaring)

00:38:09 - Damn, it's so weird to see Rocksteady and Bebop

00:38:11 on the good team.

00:38:12 - Get him, Rock!

00:38:13 - Jump in there, Bebop, back your man up.

00:38:17 - Whoa.

00:38:20 - No!

00:38:21 (upbeat music)

00:38:24 - Ah!

00:38:26 - Everyone just attack at once.

00:38:29 (screaming)

00:38:32 - Whoa.

00:38:34 - Hmm.

00:38:35 - For you to feel safe and happy,

00:38:37 and that's if you listen to me.

00:38:38 - The error of my ways.

00:38:42 - Yeah.

00:38:43 - We both hate humans.

00:38:45 I'm just not a punk about it like you.

00:38:48 - Don't you say that.

00:38:50 (screaming)

00:38:51 - Oh man.

00:38:52 - Whoa.

00:38:54 - Ah.

00:39:00 - We're gonna get crushed to death.

00:39:04 (roaring)

00:39:06 - Will it?

00:39:07 - I think.

00:39:08 - Kaiju fly.

00:39:10 - Yeah, the opposite.

00:39:12 - At the Lazarus pit?

00:39:13 - Ah.

00:39:17 - Jurassic world dominion.

00:39:19 - It's more Godzilla.

00:39:21 - Sure.

00:39:22 - Oh God.

00:39:27 - Wowee.

00:39:28 (roaring)

00:39:32 - Whoa.

00:39:34 - I love how you can feel the weight of it.

00:39:36 Just struggling to get up.

00:39:38 - Yeah.

00:39:39 - Whoa.

00:39:43 - Wow.

00:39:44 - They really Cronenberged him.

00:39:47 - Ah.

00:39:51 - Wow.

00:39:52 - That is horrifying, I love it.

00:39:55 - I don't want to be like Superfly.

00:39:57 I want you to be happy.

00:39:59 Even though I don't like humans,

00:40:01 I want them to like you.

00:40:03 - Aw.

00:40:04 - We're gonna take him down.

00:40:05 We're gonna film it.

00:40:07 We're gonna show it to the world.

00:40:08 And the world will love you and accept you.

00:40:11 And the world will chant, "Turtles, turtles, turtles!"

00:40:14 - Aw.

00:40:15 - What happened to the whole stop Superfly thing?

00:40:19 We not doing that or what's up?

00:40:21 - So much has changed since we last spoke.

00:40:23 - I love when they're heroes

00:40:25 for stopping the problem they helped create.

00:40:27 - Yeah.

00:40:29 - Of that trope.

00:40:31 - Well, I actually might have something.

00:40:34 - Oh, right, the anti-mutagen gun.

00:40:37 - It's a COVID parallel.

00:40:39 - Let's go.

00:40:42 - Best leader ever, Leonardo.

00:40:44 - Nice.

00:40:48 - Teaming up.

00:40:49 - It's like a whole superhero team.

00:40:51 - Cool.

00:40:55 - Nice.

00:40:56 - Yeah.

00:40:57 - Nice on Neil.

00:40:58 - The hero shot, puke.

00:41:00 - Blech.

00:41:01 - You got this right here.

00:41:03 - All right, close one eye.

00:41:04 I heard that L.

00:41:05 - Turtle, turtle, turtle.

00:41:06 - Don't screw this up.

00:41:08 - I mean, come on.

00:41:11 It's not really gonna do anything.

00:41:12 It's just one point.

00:41:15 - What the hell?

00:41:16 - We're good, right?

00:41:17 - One little horse.

00:41:21 I don't need that horse.

00:41:22 It looks like y'all gonna die now.

00:41:28 - You gotta go inside his mouth and shoot him.

00:41:30 - Yeah, you gotta fill his belly up with the stuff.

00:41:33 - Damn.

00:41:35 - Love the explosions.

00:41:38 - I think we lost him.

00:41:39 - Ow.

00:41:42 - Oh man, I love this dread heavy music.

00:41:50 It's like a drowning bass.

00:41:51 - Monstrous mutants are rampaging

00:41:54 through downtown New York.

00:41:55 The only question is, do we capture them

00:41:57 for experimentation or kill them on sight?

00:42:00 - Oh God.

00:42:01 - Oh Jesus.

00:42:02 - Mutants are attacking the city.

00:42:04 - A rash of monsters in New York is taking over town.

00:42:06 - Them, not the big super fly?

00:42:08 - There will be a military response.

00:42:10 - Oh, that's really sad.

00:42:11 - Is this the world you wanna protect?

00:42:13 - You gotta protect it, even if it doesn't understand.

00:42:16 - They think we're monsters.

00:42:18 - I hope this takes a different ending

00:42:19 and they just start slaughtering humans.

00:42:21 - You know what, we were wrong.

00:42:23 - I know we only wanted to be heroes to be accepted,

00:42:27 but even though it looks like we'll never be accepted,

00:42:30 I still think we should try to be heroes.

00:42:32 - What?

00:42:33 - I mean, yeah guys, it's a real hero right there.

00:42:38 - I'm sorry, I shouldn't have protested that.

00:42:42 - Attack on Titan.

00:42:45 Giant monsters attack and they have one weakness,

00:42:48 the backs of their necks.

00:42:49 - Mm-hmm.

00:42:50 - The flaw hole is exactly that.

00:42:53 - There it is.

00:42:55 - Attack on Titan is the only manga I read.

00:42:57 - It's time to go loud.

00:42:58 - Loud?

00:42:59 - Real loud.

00:43:00 - Run!

00:43:02 - Yeah!

00:43:03 - The van! - There's the van!

00:43:04 - Yeah!

00:43:04 - The first time in your life.

00:43:07 - Being a good leader.

00:43:08 - I'm lame.

00:43:09 - Yeah, she sounded like a leader.

00:43:10 - Actually was a, yeah, literally agreeing.

00:43:13 - Dear Lord, this helmet was a good investment.

00:43:18 (laughing)

00:43:20 - Yeah, if not for that helmet,

00:43:21 she would have perished very early on in the film.

00:43:24 - Oh, she could change the narrative.

00:43:26 - Jerk.

00:43:27 (screaming)

00:43:28 - Keep rolling.

00:43:29 - Don't you, she's on camera.

00:43:31 - April O'Neil here.

00:43:32 - And.

00:43:33 - This movie's about facing your fears.

00:43:36 - Swallow it.

00:43:37 - April O'Neil here, reporting live

00:43:41 with new and confirmed information.

00:43:43 A fly monster is attacking the city.

00:43:45 - You just need to find something bigger

00:43:46 than yourself to fight for.

00:43:47 - They would definitely just let you

00:43:49 do the news to a random teenager.

00:43:51 - Against the monster in an attempt to save New York.

00:43:54 - The giant monster's bad,

00:43:56 but the mutants you see here are in fact good.

00:43:58 (belching)

00:43:59 (laughing)

00:44:00 - It's okay.

00:44:01 - Dad, do you speak the same language as scumbag?

00:44:06 - We actually have a lot in common.

00:44:08 - This guy's really attracted to her.

00:44:10 - Oh my God, he found love.

00:44:12 Slash fic.

00:44:14 - I'm the king of New York.

00:44:16 (dramatic music)

00:44:19 - The fours, playing fours really helped Donnie

00:44:24 with his driving.

00:44:25 - Yeah, he'll direct the fours movie.

00:44:28 - Ah!

00:44:32 - Not the van!

00:44:35 - Wow, this is really bad.

00:44:40 - Splinter.

00:44:41 - Splinter.

00:44:42 - He's so old.

00:44:45 (screaming)

00:44:49 - You know, now that we're actually about to die,

00:44:53 there's nothing I'd rather be looking at.

00:44:55 - Aw.

00:44:56 - Aw.

00:44:57 - Love the details on Donnie's frame.

00:44:59 - Come on, save your boys.

00:45:03 - Damn, I love how gritty this shit's getting.

00:45:05 (dramatic music)

00:45:08 - Is that, help him.

00:45:10 - Who's this guy?

00:45:12 - He's gonna help.

00:45:13 - Hey, are you okay?

00:45:14 Do you need help?

00:45:16 - Someone's actually helping?

00:45:18 - I must get this to my boys.

00:45:20 - I got this.

00:45:23 - Let's go, New Yorkers.

00:45:25 - Hey, the humans, they're helping us.

00:45:26 - Really?

00:45:27 - No, they ain't.

00:45:28 - Y'all got a common enemy now.

00:45:31 - You don't know New York delivery men.

00:45:32 You do not know New York delivery men.

00:45:34 - Yeah.

00:45:35 - They have a common enemy.

00:45:36 This is just like Watchmen now.

00:45:38 So unite the world in peace through this tragedy.

00:45:44 - This is very well coordinated, I love it.

00:45:47 - The taxi cab guy too.

00:45:53 - That kick flip.

00:45:54 - Nice grind.

00:45:55 - Everyone is so in sync.

00:46:01 - Whoa.

00:46:05 - Nice gecko.

00:46:07 - So close.

00:46:11 - Teamwork makes the dream work.

00:46:18 - Dude, you left the size in there.

00:46:22 - Oh shit.

00:46:23 - God, this would have been so cool in 3D.

00:46:27 - Yes, nice.

00:46:33 - Whoa, got him.

00:46:34 - Hell yeah.

00:46:36 - Nah.

00:46:39 - Cowabunga.

00:46:40 - Yeah.

00:46:41 - Oh, he's done.

00:46:46 - Oh, the horses.

00:46:51 - Cute titles.

00:46:53 - Ninjas.

00:46:56 - My ninjas.

00:46:59 - Oh yeah.

00:47:07 - You too, Philip.

00:47:10 - Now they're one big happy family.

00:47:14 - Not sad at all that they had to kill their big brother

00:47:19 who raised them.

00:47:21 - Hey baby.

00:47:22 - Aw, getting ready for school.

00:47:24 - That's a very different direction for the turtles.

00:47:27 - There's sewers all over the city.

00:47:29 Just hop in the sewer.

00:47:30 You can come home anytime.

00:47:31 - Oh, it's better than the subway.

00:47:33 - Teenage Mutant Ninja High School.

00:47:35 - I want to see that.

00:47:36 - I'm proud of you boys.

00:47:38 I love you.

00:47:40 - We love you.

00:47:41 - Love you too.

00:47:42 - And I love you too.

00:47:43 - Yeah, do it in Sargos.

00:47:47 (upbeat music)

00:47:50 - Oh.

00:47:52 - Wow.

00:47:55 - How are we going to know who's who?

00:47:56 (dramatic music)

00:47:59 (cheering)

00:48:01 - Thanks for saving us guys.

00:48:04 - What a cool mirroring from the beginning to the end.

00:48:09 - April O'Hero.

00:48:14 - Yeah.

00:48:15 - Boss lady.

00:48:19 - Well done.

00:48:21 - Fantastic.

00:48:22 - Terrific.

00:48:23 - That was fantastic, man.

00:48:25 - Definitely a different direction,

00:48:26 but oh, that was the animated series.

00:48:28 That was awesome.

00:48:29 - David Fincher directed this.

00:48:31 - Hey, hello.

00:48:32 It's Donnie and I have found my people.

00:48:36 - The IT club.

00:48:39 - Welcome to my Australian shoe store.

00:48:41 - Do you have any Nikes?

00:48:44 - No, but I do have the Australian version.

00:48:47 - Christ.

00:48:48 - Leo, how many times, Lansky, Lansky.

00:48:52 - Oh, yep, sorry about that.

00:48:53 - Who is TCRI?

00:48:55 - I can relate to that.

00:48:56 - Their offices abandoned after the mutant attack.

00:49:00 Gone without a trace.

00:49:01 - But we will find them.

00:49:04 - I mean, do you maybe want to?

00:49:07 - I'd love to, Leo.

00:49:09 It looks like you were gonna puke there.

00:49:11 - So the way I do it.

00:49:13 - Puke for?

00:49:14 - Oh my God, they're going to prom?

00:49:16 - Tuxedo T-shirt.

00:49:18 - This is such a different direction.

00:49:20 I love it.

00:49:21 - No, you guys should get together.

00:49:22 - There it is.

00:49:23 - What?

00:49:24 - Is that Baxter?

00:49:26 Who is it?

00:49:27 - Oh no.

00:49:27 - I'm gonna guess.

00:49:30 - Could there be Trump?

00:49:31 - Capturing them, on the other hand,

00:49:34 might prove difficult.

00:49:36 - There is one option.

00:49:37 - Shredder?

00:49:38 - The Shredder.

00:49:40 - Yeah!

00:49:41 (cheering)

00:49:43 - I'm so excited.

00:49:44 - I cannot wait to see that.

00:49:46 - Oh my God.

00:49:48 - Oh.

00:49:49 - Okay, this definitely sounds like a Trent Reznor beat.

00:49:53 - You were wrong, it's not Jake Johnson.

00:49:56 But I did think it sounded like him though.

00:49:59 - And they're all like actual kids.

00:50:00 - Yeah, yeah, the turtles are for sure.

00:50:03 - Alrighty, alrighty.

00:50:05 We got 20 minutes to chat.

00:50:09 I'm gonna fill up this entire time, everyone.

00:50:12 - You go for it.

00:50:13 - Enjoy.

00:50:14 - You go first, Andrew.

00:50:15 - I really enjoyed it.

00:50:16 Like I said, it was a different take on what--

00:50:18 - There's plenty.

00:50:19 John, I--

00:50:20 (laughing)

00:50:21 - No, no, go ahead, you guys are doing--

00:50:23 - No, no, it was a different take

00:50:25 on what we're used to seeing.

00:50:27 I love the whole theme of acceptance.

00:50:29 It was something I think we all relate to.

00:50:31 I mean, I'm still trying to gain acceptance in this world.

00:50:35 - Good luck being you.

00:50:36 - Everyone hates me.

00:50:38 Everyone says I'm a reference machine

00:50:40 and still doesn't like me.

00:50:41 - You'll never be accepted.

00:50:42 - Yeah, but--

00:50:43 - You'll never be accepted.

00:50:44 - But also too, I mean, we know also,

00:50:47 just coming back even to Splinter,

00:50:49 yes, he's always been a father figure

00:50:51 and their sensei and all that, but like--

00:50:52 - You'll never be accepted.

00:50:54 - It really hit a lot deeper on this because,

00:50:57 I mean, just little things in this,

00:50:59 like yes, again, he always felt like a father figure

00:51:01 in the movies and the TV show,

00:51:03 but little things like them actually calling him dad

00:51:06 and stuff like that, and then like Leo wanting

00:51:08 to have a romantic interest and then that with April.

00:51:11 I mean, there were just so many little things

00:51:13 that I just was like getting so invested in

00:51:15 and I love the animation.

00:51:18 And I mean, there were other things too I wasn't expecting.

00:51:21 Like there was like levels of horror in this too

00:51:23 with like the super fly played by Ice Cube

00:51:25 very brilliantly, I mean, I had like just eating people

00:51:28 and stuff like that.

00:51:29 And then the whole plan itself was actually really horrific

00:51:32 if you think about what he was trying to do

00:51:34 with the whole amazing Spider-Man lizard,

00:51:36 turning everyone into mutants, like that was really scary.

00:51:40 But I love the whole idea too of the turtles,

00:51:42 like having this, the juxtaposition of,

00:51:45 okay, look, we want everyone to accept us,

00:51:47 but like, and then also Splinter has been teaching us

00:51:50 for forever like that, this world is like,

00:51:54 there's a lot of evil people out here

00:51:56 who will not accept us and we can turn this whole world

00:51:58 into mutants kind of thing and people will now,

00:52:01 or mutants now will accept us,

00:52:02 we'll be in a world amongst ourselves.

00:52:05 And they make the hard decision,

00:52:07 they make the hero decision, like, no, that's not right.

00:52:09 And I thought that was really deep.

00:52:10 And there were a lot of different other things I like,

00:52:12 but I don't wanna hog up all the space

00:52:14 so you guys go ahead.

00:52:15 - Well, you know, it's about who you wanna be accepted by

00:52:21 and what you wanna be accepted for.

00:52:23 And I think that was very--

00:52:24 - This guy's never getting accepted.

00:52:26 - Never, see, that's the thing is,

00:52:27 I'm surprised you enjoyed this at all

00:52:29 because I don't think it'll be ever possible

00:52:31 for you to relate.

00:52:32 - Yeah, you were like the turtles in this movie,

00:52:35 but only the first, like, everything before the finale.

00:52:40 - It's like that news report they had

00:52:42 where they were like surrounded by fire

00:52:45 and they looked really menacing.

00:52:45 - That's where you're identifying with it ends right there.

00:52:49 After that, you can't relate.

00:52:51 - Then you're like, what is this?

00:52:52 Everyone's celebrating, I don't understand at all.

00:52:54 - Love how you guys know me so well.

00:52:56 - It's okay, Andrew.

00:52:57 It's 'cause we don't accept you easily.

00:52:58 - We don't accept you.

00:52:59 We judge you.

00:53:00 - We judge.

00:53:01 - Our judgment is a correct assessment.

00:53:03 John, please, I'm sorry.

00:53:05 I interrupted you because this nuisance was talking.

00:53:08 - It's okay, it's fine.

00:53:10 I appreciate you apologizing on his behalf.

00:53:14 No, I love this from front to back.

00:53:16 We'll probably have a lot of the similar things to say,

00:53:18 but yeah, this moved with like an effortlessness of pace.

00:53:22 It was so well proportioned.

00:53:24 It had such a lovely spirit.

00:53:26 And especially in the first 10 or 15 minutes,

00:53:29 it was moving between a lot of different things,

00:53:31 but it had a really gradual and very smooth grip

00:53:35 on how to do that.

00:53:36 There are certain voices that don't get to speak very much,

00:53:39 but on the whole, the voice cast is terrific.

00:53:42 And just, yeah, I loved, loved what they did

00:53:45 with the animation here,

00:53:46 because Spider-Verse has opened up such a door

00:53:48 for what we think of when we think of

00:53:51 a computer animated movie like this.

00:53:53 And there is so much love for other styles

00:53:55 of animation out there.

00:53:56 And so this managed to encompass, to take that leap

00:54:00 that Spider-Verse perhaps presents

00:54:01 and do something kind of its own with it.

00:54:03 And to hearken, I don't have like the best lexicon

00:54:05 of Turtles comics, but having this like scuzzy

00:54:08 or more asymmetric design style

00:54:12 felt kind of like something I would look at in,

00:54:17 like an old panel from one of those.

00:54:18 It had some of that gonzo quality

00:54:20 while still being very family accessible.

00:54:22 And just, yeah, like so many lovely little choices,

00:54:26 like all those scribbly whipped pans

00:54:28 and like the halos of light that feel like just, yeah,

00:54:31 white pencil scribbles and stuff.

00:54:33 And the way they pitted everybody in a position

00:54:36 where they need some kind of acceptance,

00:54:38 but they're all approaching it

00:54:39 from different motivations and angles.

00:54:41 Like this was, I would assert that, you know,

00:54:46 with a few basic ingredients,

00:54:47 you can make a satisfying Turtles movie,

00:54:49 but they just went above and beyond on everything.

00:54:52 So yeah, this absolutely, I think,

00:54:54 deserves to be one of the top movies of the year.

00:54:56 This was so great.

00:54:57 - Andrew?

00:55:02 - You want me to continue?

00:55:03 Yes, I also like how-

00:55:05 - You might gain our acceptance if you do.

00:55:07 - I still want it.

00:55:08 (all laughing)

00:55:10 - Just throwing you off for a game.

00:55:11 All right.

00:55:12 God, what did you talk about and what did you talk about?

00:55:19 And what did I talk about?

00:55:20 All right, I guess I'll bring theories to the game here.

00:55:23 I think I laid out pretty much everything

00:55:25 that I loved about it during the reaction.

00:55:27 And then I'm sure more will come out during it.

00:55:29 I feel like this Cynthia Uhtram person,

00:55:33 my theory, here's my theory.

00:55:37 Does everyone want to hear my theory?

00:55:38 - What's your theory?

00:55:39 - What's your theory?

00:55:40 - We'll accept it automatically.

00:55:41 - I think Crane is inside of her.

00:55:44 I think she's a machine.

00:55:45 - That'd be awesome.

00:55:46 - Okay.

00:55:47 - That would be, that's a good theory, actually.

00:55:50 - Yes, that's my-

00:55:51 - I accept it.

00:55:54 - That's my theory for that.

00:55:55 And I like what they're building up for.

00:55:57 I mean, 'cause, I mean, she's Uhtram.

00:56:01 And there's something about the way she was coming.

00:56:03 Granted, everyone kind of had a strange,

00:56:06 disproportionate design to a lot of the humans

00:56:08 that looked a little bit off, not all of them,

00:56:10 but some of them did.

00:56:11 And I feel like there was something to her specific physique

00:56:15 and build that felt a little bit Android-like.

00:56:17 And something about the type of a tenor in her voice

00:56:21 that specifically sounded a bit like she was channeling

00:56:25 what we kind of associate with the voice of Crane.

00:56:28 - Sure.

00:56:29 - And that is why I wouldn't go there.

00:56:33 And I love the ominous tease that they have there

00:56:38 of Shredder at the end to give it something more personal.

00:56:41 I was surprised by this film significantly.

00:56:44 I was really enamored from it from beginning to end.

00:56:49 You know, I think out of all the Turtles movies,

00:56:51 this, I call it recency.

00:56:55 I got a little bit of criticisms of a couple of things,

00:56:58 but for the most part, I think out of all the Turtles films,

00:57:03 this might be up there as my favorite one,

00:57:08 even though there's a couple of things

00:57:09 I wish that they did do,

00:57:11 and a couple of things that didn't click as strong for me

00:57:14 as I may have hoped.

00:57:16 There's some stuff that I thought

00:57:18 the intention was very strong, and I loved the idea,

00:57:23 and there was a lot of it that I did like,

00:57:25 and then there's like other qualities to it

00:57:27 that I was like, it just didn't quite fully,

00:57:30 100% hit the mark for me.

00:57:32 It's obviously the Turtles I thought, great.

00:57:35 The camaraderie, the bonding with them was excellent.

00:57:38 Splinter, I think people would have a lot of gripe

00:57:43 with Splinter here, like for people who are like fans

00:57:46 of Ninja Turtle, because he's like such a dad.

00:57:49 He's not really like the ninja background,

00:57:51 and in fact, that's one of the things about this movie

00:57:52 that I was like, there's no real like ninja stuff in here.

00:57:57 They just straight up become like vigilantes,

00:58:00 and then they're now accepted in high school,

00:58:02 and they're accepted by the world, which I love the arc,

00:58:04 and I love the trajectory of that,

00:58:05 and we've seen so much different kinds of,

00:58:08 there's countless types of Ninja Turtle's properties

00:58:11 that I'm not exactly perturbed by that.

00:58:14 A lot of people would want it to go down

00:58:16 a specific direction that we're all sort of familiar with,

00:58:18 and there is that association of like out of the shadows

00:58:21 and whatnot.

00:58:23 However, I think this direction is very different,

00:58:25 especially when it comes to like the film medium

00:58:28 for the Ninja Turtles.

00:58:30 I think it's an excellent direction to go,

00:58:32 and just something that we haven't seen before.

00:58:34 It was kind of like when Spider-Man's identity

00:58:38 getting revealed at the end of "Far From Home."

00:58:39 Like, oh damn, what's this gonna do?

00:58:41 This is gonna be like very different.

00:58:42 - I am Iron Man.

00:58:43 - And that's a very, and I am Iron Man.

00:58:44 Like, this is a very different type of approach

00:58:47 that I really like to explore here,

00:58:51 because it really captures the heart and soul

00:58:55 of what it's like to be a teenager

00:58:58 in a wide variety of areas.

00:59:00 And it really captures like the New York spirit

00:59:03 of what I know from films,

00:59:04 and the couple of times I've been to New York.

00:59:06 (laughing)

00:59:08 - And the New York pizzas I have eaten.

00:59:10 - It captures that flair, that eccentricity,

00:59:13 and I love the concept of the Superfly family

00:59:18 and everything they represented,

00:59:19 and especially thematically for how that,

00:59:22 thematically for what that mirrors

00:59:24 with Splinter's journey,

00:59:25 thematically for what that mirrors

00:59:27 for the Turtles' journey, all that.

00:59:31 There were just times, though,

00:59:32 where I did kind of feel like it needed,

00:59:35 I think it's because there was so much heart and soul

00:59:39 and so much layers to the bonding of the Turtles,

00:59:43 and then that family was just,

00:59:46 everyone there was just kind of one note.

00:59:48 And I know it's like an animated movie,

00:59:51 it's an hour and a half,

00:59:52 but everyone was just kind of like,

00:59:54 if I were to do an impression of all of them

00:59:56 in one sentence, it'd be, "I'm the family."

00:59:58 (laughing)

00:59:59 - Yeah.

01:00:00 - "This is all of us."

01:00:02 - Well, 'cause most of their lines are just during action,

01:00:04 so they're saying action lines.

01:00:05 - Yeah, and like, they were all pretty much

01:00:08 like some variation of Mondo Gecko.

01:00:10 (laughing)

01:00:11 - Sure, totally.

01:00:12 - And I did, when, like, Superfly is such a nuanced villain

01:00:17 and I think a great villain.

01:00:22 - A tragic villain.

01:00:22 - And I thought that kind of missed it to the,

01:00:25 so I would've kind of felt a little bit more

01:00:29 of that emotional catharsis

01:00:31 if I felt that they were more real characters.

01:00:36 It was the only time when I felt like

01:00:38 celebrity voice cameos,

01:00:41 where everyone else was just like pure, perfect talent.

01:00:44 - Yeah.

01:00:45 - You know, and that felt like celebrity voice cameos.

01:00:48 Even Paul Rudd, like, I enjoy Mondo Gecko,

01:00:50 but I was like, "This is Paul Rudd," you know?

01:00:53 So, yeah, like, it's not like I didn't like them.

01:00:56 I just, I loved so, I loved the world, the aura,

01:01:00 the tone, the animation,

01:01:02 everything you guys touched on.

01:01:03 Splinter, every one of the turtles,

01:01:05 I loved it all.

01:01:07 And then the movie does take time to, you know,

01:01:09 give a good amount of screen time to this other family,

01:01:11 which is very important and integral,

01:01:13 and I love the idea of them so much.

01:01:16 And I do feel like they kind of missed

01:01:18 the emotional beat mark,

01:01:20 which I do feel is an integral part

01:01:22 when it is ending on the note of they are joining

01:01:26 to be one big cohesive,

01:01:27 one big family down in the sewers and grow together.

01:01:30 Like, it is an important aspect to the film.

01:01:33 And I did crave that.

01:01:35 So that's my one thing that I'm missing from it.

01:01:37 But other than that,

01:01:38 I do think it is like one of the best movies

01:01:40 I've seen of the year,

01:01:41 and it is really strong,

01:01:44 and it might be up there as my favorite.

01:01:46 I want to revisit the original 1990 turtle.

01:01:49 - I would say those are my two, the 1990 and this one.

01:01:52 - I want to revisit that one before I make,

01:01:54 'cause I was listening to a review

01:01:56 from Red Letter Media about it.

01:01:59 And then I was like,

01:01:59 "You know, I really don't remember this movie."

01:02:01 - It's like five when I saw it.

01:02:04 It still holds up for me.

01:02:05 I love that movie.

01:02:06 - They were showing scenes,

01:02:07 I was like, "I don't know any of this."

01:02:08 Like, I don't remember jack about it.

01:02:10 And so I know I've seen it though.

01:02:12 So I want to revisit it.

01:02:14 Not going to do a reaction, or maybe, I don't know.

01:02:16 But I want to revisit it before I make that statement.

01:02:19 But right now,

01:02:20 like I remember Secret of the Ooze very well,

01:02:22 'cause for some reason I watched it.

01:02:24 That's more kid-friendly.

01:02:25 So I watch that all the time,

01:02:26 and I watched the part three all the time.

01:02:29 So I don't want to say this is my favorite one,

01:02:33 but it's up there.

01:02:34 It's definitely up there.

01:02:35 Even though they didn't have the ninja quality.

01:02:37 It's definitely up there.

01:02:39 - Well, and I think they could have also used

01:02:41 maybe just a pinch of conflict

01:02:43 between the rest of the family

01:02:44 having to go against the guy who raised them.

01:02:46 And then afterwards, maybe mourning him a little bit.

01:02:49 - Yeah, exactly.

01:02:50 Yeah, because there was no,

01:02:52 they set up such a fascinating debate.

01:02:55 Like the second the turtles were like,

01:02:57 "Oh my God, wait a minute."

01:02:58 The story is so much about acceptance,

01:03:03 and these can be the extended family

01:03:05 where they can find the acceptance.

01:03:07 And it seemed like they had that room

01:03:10 for such an interesting conversation.

01:03:12 But because the rest of the family was just kind of

01:03:15 like one note.

01:03:18 - Yeah, I do agree the way that they got the other family

01:03:21 to flip so quickly on Superfly

01:03:24 after years of him nurturing them and being a family.

01:03:26 I'm like, "Damn, that was a quick flip."

01:03:28 Like one speech and you're done with Superfly.

01:03:30 I'm like, "Again, what Leo and the rest of the turtles

01:03:33 were saying made sense."

01:03:34 And I get why they would change their mind.

01:03:36 But I'm like, "Damn, that was quick

01:03:38 how you guys just changed your mind."

01:03:39 - And especially 'cause they established that Superfly

01:03:41 has the intelligence of Baxter Stockman

01:03:44 that he would have the emotional capacity

01:03:47 to be able to instill it.

01:03:48 But then again, he is very strong.

01:03:51 He's more imbued in hatred and revenge.

01:03:56 - Yeah, he's probably an emotionally closed off

01:03:58 father figure.

01:03:59 - Yeah, probably, I mean, because of what he's had

01:04:01 to go through.

01:04:02 And I think too, like the way that they decide ultimately,

01:04:05 like, "Oh yeah, we don't wanna do this,"

01:04:06 is amusing in the moment.

01:04:08 I appreciated it in isolation,

01:04:11 but because it's sort of nonchalant

01:04:13 and then everyone's like, "Yeah, we don't wanna do this."

01:04:15 I feel like it does kind of sap, again,

01:04:17 a potential moment for true conflict there,

01:04:20 true emotional conflict.

01:04:21 - And I know I'm probably gonna get ripped for this,

01:04:23 but whatever.

01:04:25 - But I know for sure from acceptance,

01:04:27 the least, again, I know you guys are gonna be like,

01:04:31 "Of all the things you've found to be least believable

01:04:34 in this film, a super fly growing all this."

01:04:36 I don't know about April being just allowed to be

01:04:38 like, "Do you see this?"

01:04:39 - Why you're so hung up on it?

01:04:41 Why you're so hung up on that?

01:04:43 - I just don't put pie in, okay?

01:04:45 - Half the people had fled the building.

01:04:48 Except the cameraman.

01:04:49 - Exactly.

01:04:50 I will say, well, it's because Bruce Wayne called him

01:04:53 and told him to get out of the building.

01:04:54 I will say this though, I'm glad,

01:04:56 and even though they did address it in the film,

01:04:58 that was one of my favorite moments for Leonardo

01:05:01 in terms of addressing the team

01:05:03 and having his leader moment,

01:05:05 because that's one of the things that has been,

01:05:07 especially as such a big Leonardo Stan,

01:05:10 I'm like, "God, he's such a terrible leader,

01:05:12 but I still love him."

01:05:13 I'm like, "And you addressed it like Alfred Lutzer."

01:05:18 I've kind of felt that way so many times

01:05:20 when I've watched on screen,

01:05:20 I'm like, "He's such a terrible leader."

01:05:23 But in this film, and he got his moment,

01:05:25 but I'm glad they addressed it in the film.

01:05:27 That was such a great leader moment for you.

01:05:30 But when he addressed the team,

01:05:32 he was coordinating on what they needed to do

01:05:34 and he gave the great speech,

01:05:36 but it was really well earned.

01:05:38 - Yeah, it didn't feel like, "Oh, here's the moment."

01:05:40 It just feels like it was naturally.

01:05:42 - Yeah, and I think Jackie Chan deserves it.

01:05:45 I mean, again, all the cast was really good,

01:05:47 other than I know the point you made

01:05:49 about the celebrity cameo and stuff,

01:05:51 but all the turtles, A, it was April, fantastic.

01:05:54 - Oh my God, yeah, April was incredible.

01:05:55 - She was fantastic.

01:05:56 I love what Jackie Chan did as Splinter.

01:05:59 And again, like you said,

01:06:00 the different approach they did with Splinter

01:06:03 in terms of, 'cause from what we got,

01:06:04 I remember in the films, he was,

01:06:06 was it a Mata Yoshi's rat?

01:06:10 And then that's how he learned how to do it.

01:06:11 - It made me just stern wise sense.

01:06:13 - Yeah, exactly.

01:06:14 And then I love too, the way he was fighting,

01:06:17 they're really choreographing his fights

01:06:20 according to how Jackie Chan would fight in real life too.

01:06:23 It was really like kind of meta in itself as well.

01:06:26 But I just, again, I really loved Kevin Clash

01:06:30 in the first two films.

01:06:31 And then I really liked Mako in the film

01:06:33 that John and I reacted to.

01:06:35 - TMNT?

01:06:36 - Yeah, Jackie Chan just really like,

01:06:38 I just really felt the camaraderie he had with his children.

01:06:41 Just it was so endearing and so cute and so charming.

01:06:45 - This was the most emotional I've ever felt

01:06:47 towards any, towards the turtles and Splinter especially.

01:06:50 Like I thought the heart just felt so genuine.

01:06:54 I cared so much.

01:06:55 And I was, when I realized that they were like,

01:06:59 oh, this is their first fight they're gonna have.

01:07:01 I was really rooting for them.

01:07:02 I'm like, damn, I've never like rooted so much

01:07:04 for these guys on an emotional journey before,

01:07:07 or physical one.

01:07:08 Like I really, really care about them as like kids,

01:07:13 and I've never had that for them.

01:07:15 Like I've always liked them.

01:07:16 And of course I root for them.

01:07:17 I just, not to this extent, not to this level.

01:07:19 - You don't find yourself like identifying

01:07:21 quite as heavily as you do here.

01:07:22 - Yeah, yeah.

01:07:23 I thought everyone, they made very, in April too,

01:07:26 very, very relatable.

01:07:27 And like the way they modernized the friendship

01:07:32 and how that went down and the way their camaraderie formed.

01:07:36 I was like, this is just like believable.

01:07:38 - I'm just super grateful April was wearing that helmet

01:07:42 at the beginning,

01:07:43 'cause this film would have been super short.

01:07:44 - Yeah, yeah.

01:07:46 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Murderers.

01:07:48 - Great music too, as we've kept pointing out.

01:07:51 - Yeah.

01:07:52 - And Atticus.

01:07:53 - Great cinematography.

01:07:54 - I can't wait, and I can't wait for the sequel,

01:07:56 like for that possible theory.

01:07:58 And then obviously we get the great Shredder.

01:08:00 So.

01:08:01 - I think it's great that they saved Shredder.

01:08:03 - Yeah.

01:08:03 - No, I mean, we've seen Shredder done plenty of times.

01:08:06 So, I mean, I think-

01:08:08 - It's like they're building up like a Joker in Dark Knight.

01:08:10 - Yeah, exactly.

01:08:11 Like in Batman Begins with the Joker card here at the end.

01:08:14 - Like, oh, Batman's the hero of Gotham,

01:08:17 and then now we got Joker.

01:08:18 - Yeah.

01:08:19 - Yeah, and then now we're doing that here

01:08:20 where the turtles are accepted and loved,

01:08:22 and now the Shredder's gonna have to.

01:08:25 Because yeah, you gotta find a way to,

01:08:27 I mean, there's gotta be a way to manipulate,

01:08:30 'cause the part of it is like,

01:08:31 oh, Bebop and Rock City are in here good,

01:08:33 are they doing something here where Bebop,

01:08:35 'cause I mean, the big association is Bebop

01:08:36 and Rock City work for Shredder.

01:08:38 So is it gonna somehow-

01:08:40 - He's gonna come break up the family.

01:08:41 - Yeah, he's gotta find some sinister way

01:08:43 to get in there psychologically to them.

01:08:45 I feel like there's a way to like really dark it up,

01:08:47 because what I love too is how gritty

01:08:49 the finale was getting.

01:08:51 Like, oh, this is getting really grim right now.

01:08:52 - Yeah. - And I like that.

01:08:54 I like when the, I've never,

01:08:56 I can't recall seeing that.

01:08:58 It was kind of disturbing when Superfly is cracking their,

01:09:01 when their shells are cracking.

01:09:03 - Yeah. - Yeah.

01:09:03 - I was like, oh. - It was terrifying.

01:09:04 - You know, yeah.

01:09:05 - Ooh.

01:09:06 - That was- - Yeah, I felt that.

01:09:07 - Yeah, that was kind of disturbing.

01:09:08 - Yeah, and it had a good conscientious sense

01:09:12 for when to borrow, like you were like,

01:09:14 oh, this is kind of like a Magneto plan,

01:09:15 and it's kind of like this movie or that movie.

01:09:17 Like they borrowed from other movies

01:09:19 in very conscientious ways to the point where it's like,

01:09:22 oh, cool, I can clearly see what you're doing,

01:09:24 but also it kind of reads like a reference

01:09:26 or something like that, and it makes sense.

01:09:28 It feels fresh in this world.

01:09:30 - Yeah, I thought the arcs of everyone were fantastic.

01:09:33 You're right about the leadership points.

01:09:35 Love Splinter's arc.

01:09:36 I love them learning so much from like watching television.

01:09:39 That's something that I especially identify with growing up

01:09:43 and not really knowing how to be.

01:09:44 I would often emulate or mirror personalities

01:09:47 I would see in movies and shows.

01:09:49 And I'm like, wow, I just really identified

01:09:52 with them this time.

01:09:53 - Yeah.

01:09:54 - It was really cool.

01:09:55 It was a really cool experience.

01:09:56 - As I explained to you in the TMNT 2007,

01:09:59 at the end in the review,

01:10:00 the ultimate meta thing for me is I learned

01:10:02 how to do mouth-to-mouth CPR,

01:10:03 which is what helped me save my mother's life

01:10:07 right after I watched the third film.

01:10:09 So I learned a lot from these films.

01:10:11 - It's crazy.

01:10:12 - Which again, I can really relate

01:10:15 to how they're learning from that,

01:10:17 'cause I learned from watching them.

01:10:18 So I get it.

01:10:19 - They know what they're doing, man.

01:10:20 - Yeah.

01:10:21 - It's good stuff.

01:10:22 It's good stuff.

01:10:23 - It's good shaz.

01:10:24 - But guys, hey, I thank you guys so much for being here.

01:10:29 Appreciate all the love.

01:10:32 Appreciate all the time.

01:10:33 Andrew, thank you for being here.

01:10:34 - Thank you for accepting, or not accepting me.

01:10:36 - Dropping the references.

01:10:37 It's okay.

01:10:38 I kind of accept you now.

01:10:39 And hey, let's end this with a patron of the day shout out.

01:10:44 You know who I accept?

01:10:46 Eric Horstman.

01:10:48 You know why I accept Eric Horstman?

01:10:50 'Cause on my actual birthday,

01:10:52 he's the only one who made an Instagram post about me

01:10:55 from the patrons here in the shout out list.

01:10:58 - Eric.

01:10:59 - Only one.

01:11:00 - Well done, buddy.

01:11:01 - He didn't.

01:11:02 - Accepted for life.

01:11:03 - He didn't.

01:11:04 But you did.

01:11:05 - We're jerks.

01:11:06 - We're both unaccepted now.

01:11:08 - I accept you, my friend,

01:11:09 and it is one of my life missions to make it to Atlanta

01:11:12 and then be able to hang out with you, buddy.

01:11:15 Still have the real rejects tattooed on there.

01:11:17 Isn't that crazy?

01:11:18 - Oh my God, that's awesome.

01:11:18 - I love you, man.

01:11:19 And just know that if there's anyone here at the patron

01:11:23 that I accept, it's you.

01:11:25 Everyone else has still got a while to go, but you.

01:11:27 - Everyone's got a lot of Instagram posts next year.

01:11:28 - I've got the most accepting in this heart right now, buddy.

01:11:32 I love the hell out of you.

01:11:34 I give you a big smooch on the lips.

01:11:37 (laughing)

01:11:38 Give you a big old hug, you little.

01:11:41 - Eat your meatballs.

01:11:43 - Gaba ghoul.

01:11:44 - Swallow your spaghetti.

01:11:47 (laughing)

01:11:49 - Give me that cream sauce that Alfredo Eric Horstman.

01:11:52 - This is what they say at CinnaPons.

01:11:55 It's to the T.

01:11:56 Fraud.

01:12:00 (laughing)

01:12:01 - Fraud.

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