How Bad Can A Double Date Get? | movie | 2020 | Official Clip
Ayo’s and Rachel’s new romances come to a halt when both of their partners show up to a double date and realize they | dG1fbGhlYVdjcnlNb2M
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:08 I'm so in love I can't even finish my drink.
00:11 I also can't finish my drink.
00:12 But because my paper strung are wet and unraveled on itself,
00:16 this can't be better for the environment.
00:18 Oh my god, shut up.
00:19 Moss just texted me.
00:20 He said he's on his way.
00:21 Jess just said the same.
00:23 They're perfect.
00:25 I'm kind of nervous.
00:26 Last night I was playing The Sims
00:27 and I kept accidentally making ones of me and Jess
00:30 and marrying them.
00:31 That's terrifying.
00:32 I got nervous, so I put them in separate swimming pools
00:34 and took out the ladders.
00:36 OK, yeah.
00:38 You know, the double date is going to be great.
00:40 And if not, it's not our fault. Because I have no flaws,
00:43 and neither do you.
00:44 That's what feminism is.
00:45 Damn, that was beautiful.
00:46 Good one.
00:47 It's glorious dynamite.
00:48 I'm matching a couple quotes together.
00:51 Hey.
00:52 Hey, how's it going?
00:53 Hey.
00:54 Oh my god, are you cold?
00:56 No.
00:58 Hey, I'm Rachel.
00:59 I'm Jess.
01:00 I'm Ayo.
01:00 I'm Moss.
01:01 This is Moss.
01:02 Nice to meet you.
01:04 Tame Impala?
01:05 I love them, man.
01:05 It's my favorite band.
01:06 Yeah, oh my god, same.
01:07 I just saw them at Panorama.
01:08 I was there.
01:09 I think I saw you.
01:10 I've never been to a concert.
01:11 Because you're supposed to go in groups of three or more,
01:16 and none of my friends are friends.
01:19 Rachel is very polarizing, but that's a strength, I think.
01:23 Word.
01:23 Hey, Ayo, did you clock out?
01:25 OK, here's the deal.
01:26 I work here, but if we order now and order fast,
01:28 I'll take care of the rest.
01:29 Can I just get a black coffee?
01:31 That's what I was going to get.
01:32 Taste.
01:32 Oh my god.
01:33 Oh my god, that shit was crazy.
01:34 It was insane.
01:37 Ayo, can I see you do one thing?
01:39 Yeah, sure.
01:39 Can I do--
01:40 Awesome, thank you.
01:41 That really helped.
01:42 So I see you're a scarf man.
01:45 Am I?
01:46 OK, they're literally best friends.
01:48 I know, it's perfect.
01:49 We're going to be couple friends,
01:50 which will strengthen our individual relationships,
01:52 which will in turn strengthen the group.
01:54 And the course of events will only naturally lead to us all
01:56 getting married, swap the kids one day,
01:58 because we're all mixed race.
01:59 They don't know who their parents are.
02:01 They can't break up with us, because if they even try--
02:03 Is that a turn of the Elvin century tattoo?
02:06 Yeah, it's a quote from the 12th book.
02:08 I know, it's the best one.
02:09 I can't believe you know about that.
02:11 No one ever does.
02:11 But we do.
02:13 What's this?
02:14 It's a book.
02:15 It's kind of niche, though.
02:16 Oh, well, I've read before, and I'll actually read again.
02:20 I got a banana bread for the table.
02:22 You know I can't eat that, right?
02:24 I'm literally allergic to gluten and bananas.
02:27 OK, what, I'm supposed to retain information about you?
02:30 That's literally what a relationship is.
02:32 Please, a relationship is about pushing someone away,
02:34 so they're drawn to you until you inevitably push them too
02:36 far, and they leave you forever.
02:39 Is this your close friend?
02:41 Two allergies is a lot.
02:42 I have two allergies.
02:43 No, no, I know, tree nuts and sorgh.
02:46 I know all your allergies.
02:47 Your Sim had them all programmed before I
02:48 killed them in the swimming pool.
02:50 Did I say that part out loud?
02:51 OK, wait a minute.
02:52 You, look at me.
02:54 Look at me.
02:56 You're settling.
02:57 Nah.
02:58 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
03:00 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
03:04 Well, I just want to say it's great
03:05 that you're getting along, but that
03:07 doesn't make us bad people.
03:08 That's true.
03:09 Maybe not, but you subtweeting moss does.
03:12 What?
03:13 Hey.
03:14 Oh, sorry, I didn't even realize I was doing that.
03:16 I don't smell.
03:17 Hey, dude, you're settling too.
03:19 I was literally drinking milk.
03:20 That's weird.
03:21 Also, she works here and has an offer
03:23 to get us our food for free.
03:24 Wow.
03:24 OK, first of all, Mr. Man, you guys see with those glasses on,
03:28 you think you're so smart.
03:29 Apparently not.
03:30 I haven't clocked out.
03:31 And if I was stealing money and stealing food,
03:34 legally, that's embezzlement.
03:36 Did you ever think about that, Mr. Glasses?
03:38 That's a crime.
03:39 Actually, I have a super amazing girl I can set you up with.
03:42 Really?
03:43 Me too.
03:44 It's my sister.
03:44 Mine's my sister too.
03:45 Do you want to get out of here?
03:46 Yeah, let's get out of here.
03:47 Excuse us.
03:48 Wow, wow.
03:48 Excuse us.
03:49 Push right out.
03:50 You're going to like my sister.
03:51 She's so hot.
03:52 Oh my god, if she lives anything like you.
03:53 OK, that sucked.
03:55 Can I just say Jess, Moss?
03:57 Bad people.
03:58 Me.
03:58 Me.
03:59 There's good and there's evil.
04:00 There is nothing in between.
04:01 I was drinking milk.
04:02 Milk is good for you.
04:03 People have tried to break my bones.
04:05 They actually will not break.
04:07 You asked a very considerate question.
04:09 Oh, yeah.
04:10 Are you cold?
04:11 And he goes, no.
04:13 When a woman suggests that you are cold, you're a feminist.
04:18 Why?
04:18 If you are an ally to women, lie to their faces.
04:21 Thank you.
04:22 I feel sick.
04:23 You know what?
04:23 What?
04:24 Screw them.
04:25 Yes.
04:26 Hey, bartender.
04:27 Come on.
04:27 We'll have everything and we'll put it on their tab.
04:31 That's not how this place works.
04:33 This is a diner.
04:34 Also, I owe you never clocked out.
04:38 You know who else hasn't clocked out?
04:41 Racism in society against me.
04:45 OK, you're done?
04:46 Yeah, I'm done.
04:47 OK.
04:48 Well, this is all coming out of your paycheck, obviously.
04:50 Yeah, no.
04:50 I believe that to be a fair punishment for my crime.
04:52 Thank you.
04:53 Great.
04:53 I just want to say she's totally overstepping her bounds.
04:57 You need to get out.
04:57 You cannot come back here.
04:59 I'll totally go.
05:01 Thank you.
05:02 That's not-- OK.
05:03 I'll have a really good one.
05:04 No, you have to put that down.
05:05 OK.
05:06 You have-- OK.