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00:02 - Hey, while we said they were gonna come back,
00:04 we said they sucked and I said they were done.
00:07 I said, their season's done.
00:09 - And I think I--
00:10 - They're fading off.
00:10 - I'll just add to it.
00:11 Sometimes good, sometimes bad.
00:12 - Oh, you said the Rockies are dangerous,
00:14 a dangerous team.
00:15 - Yeah, yeah.
00:16 (laughing)
00:16 Exactly.
00:17 - We're the kiss of death.
00:18 We're the kiss of death.
00:19 We're like, "Oh, I had a Rockies."
00:21 - Don't meet me and Gabe, like if you need,
00:23 like if you got a problem in your life and you touch us.
00:26 No, no, like seriously, I'm with you.
00:29 Here's the thing.
00:30 - I think I pushed the Texas Rangers actually.
00:33 I swear it was about a month ago.
00:36 Somebody said, I was like, they were like,
00:37 "Who do you think wins the American League?"
00:39 I'm like, "Ah, you know what?
00:39 "I'm buying in.
00:40 "Texas Rangers are for real."
00:42 So then I swear they've been like seven and like 32
00:45 or something since I said that, I think.
00:47 - Hey buddy, me and you, we're citrus fruit.
00:50 Like we could be lemons big time and I see the same things.
00:53 Like it's like, "Oh yeah, I love this and this and this."
00:55 And then, "Meh."
00:56 But I will give the San Francisco Giants credit, Gabe.
00:59 They've always been that team.
01:01 They might not have the most talent
01:02 and you know this as a Dodger fan, they're gritty.
01:05 They're like a guy in an alley fight.
01:06 You might stab them a couple of times,
01:08 but they're down and they'll give you like the homers.
01:11 - They're gonna win again.
01:12 (upbeat music)
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