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00:00 Now, we'll listen to a great poem from Dr. Tahir Shaheer.
00:05 - Wow. - And while we're talking about poetry,
00:08 I laughed a lot while listening to his last poem.
00:12 Especially when he says to his wife,
00:14 "I'll go to the market and buy coal."
00:16 "But I can't find coal."
00:19 "How can I buy a dimple on my teeth?"
00:21 - Wow. - "How can I buy a dimple on my teeth?"
00:25 "I can't find oil for my fly."
00:29 And there were two more poems left.
00:30 - I'll read them for you. - Yes.
00:32 "I don't understand."
00:34 "What's the use of being a disciple?"
00:37 - Wow. - Mr. Salim.
00:38 - Wow. - You pointed at the wrong person.
00:41 - Who's the right person? - He'll feel bad at home.
00:44 "I don't understand."
00:46 "What's the use of being a disciple?"
00:50 "I shot an arrow and killed a lion."
00:53 - Wow. - I don't understand.
00:56 "All the people are thinking."
00:59 "They are trapped."
01:00 "All the people are thinking."
01:02 "They are trapped."
01:03 "I went to a party and tried to do it."
01:05 - Wow. - I don't understand.
01:08 "And forget about the looks."
01:09 "The wife didn't care about my face."
01:13 "Why did I go to the parlour and ask for money?"
01:15 - Wow. - I don't understand.
01:17 - Wow. - "How did Irza's hair grow so fast?"
01:22 "I don't understand."
01:23 "I applied wig."
01:25 "I don't understand."
01:26 "I don't understand."
01:27 "I applied wig."
01:28 "I don't understand."
01:29 "I applied wig."
01:30 "I don't understand."
01:31 "I applied wig."
01:32 "I don't understand."
01:33 "I applied wig."
01:34 "I don't understand."
01:36 "I applied wig."
01:37 "I don't understand."
01:38 "I applied wig."
01:39 "I applied wig."
01:40 "I applied wig."
01:41 "I applied wig."
01:42 "I applied wig."
01:43 "I applied wig."
01:44 "I applied wig."
01:45 "I applied wig."
01:46 "I applied wig."
01:47 "I applied wig."
01:49 "I applied wig."
01:50 "I applied wig."
01:51 "I applied wig."
01:52 "I applied wig."
01:53 "I applied wig."
01:54 "I applied wig."
01:55 Greetings, Mr. Haroon.
01:56 Greetings.
01:57 My name is Kamal Sarwar Advocate.
01:59 Yes. - I would like to recite a poem for you.
02:02 Wow! - Wow!
02:03 "The earth is like the sky."
02:06 "The earth is like the sky."
02:07 "The earth is like the sky."
02:09 Wow! - Wow!
02:10 "The earth is like the sky."
02:12 "These simple people are like a mountain."
02:16 Wow! - Wow!
02:19 Wow! - Wow!
02:20 Sister, you were already worried that you wouldn't know
02:22 that Katna is going to be a question.
02:25 I was surprised to know that there are such cute advocates
02:29 in Pakistan.
02:30 Of course, there are.
02:32 And now, they are looking more like it.
02:34 Okay, the first thing my sister said was that
02:38 "Izzo, his head is on one side."
02:39 "If someone cuts it, it's done."
02:41 Okay.
02:42 Okay, thank you very much. Next.
02:44 Greetings, Mr. Haroon. How are you?
02:46 Greetings.
02:47 My name is Ibrahim.
02:48 Ibrahim. - And I would like to recite a song for you.
02:50 Yes, recite it. - Wow!
02:52 (Recites a song)
02:55 (Recites a song)
02:58 (Recites a song)
03:01 (Recites a song)
03:04 (Recites a song)
03:07 (Recites a song)
03:10 (Recites a song)
03:13 (Recites a song)
03:17 (Recites a song)
03:20 (Recites a song)
03:23 (Recites a song)
03:26 (Recites a song)
03:29 (Recites a song)
03:32 (Recites a song)
03:33 This is how the landlord calls him.
03:35 "Empty the house."
03:36 If two or three boys are running in the neighbourhood
03:40 where are you going? "Ibrahim, there."
03:42 "It's dirty again."
03:43 If you do something wrong.. - Right.
03:46 ..it will be wrong.
03:48 No, you are working hard. Very good.
03:51 Very good.
03:52 Sir, what is the song?
03:54 (Recites a song)
03:57 (Recites a song)
04:00 Next.
04:01 Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
04:03 My name is Zainab Rajput and I want to sing a song.
04:06 Yes, sing.
04:07 (Recites a song)
04:10 (Recites a song)
04:14 (Recites a song)
04:17 (Recites a song)
04:20 (Recites a song)
04:23 (Recites a song)
04:26 (Recites a song)
04:29 (Recites a song)
04:32 (Recites a song)
04:35 (Recites a song)
04:38 (Recites a song)
04:41 (Recites a song)
04:44 (Recites a song)
04:47 (Recites a song)
04:51 Wow! - Wow!
04:53 Very good. - Superb!
04:54 Very good. - Very good.
04:56 Very good.
04:58 Next.
04:59 Greetings. - Greetings.
05:01 How are you? - I am fine.
05:03 Are you fine? - Yes.
05:05 Is your aunt fine? - Yes, she is fine.
05:09 Did you get a male boss?
05:12 Everyone is dead.
05:16 But didn't you get a male brother?
05:20 No, he didn't come out.
05:22 Did you cut his hair?
05:24 I cut his hair.
05:26 It was a great show.
05:28 I am not able to count.
05:31 I will sing a song.
05:34 Yes, sing.
05:36 (Recites a song)
05:39 (Recites a song)
05:42 (Recites a song)
05:45 (Recites a song)
05:49 (Recites a song)
05:54 (Recites a song)
06:00 (Recites a song)
06:03 I am sure this message will reach Pine Cutter.
06:06 (laughing)