Aired (September 10, 2023): Oh tinamaan ka ba? Okay lang ‘yan, sabay-sabay tayong magself-love!
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00:00 [intro music]
00:04 Papa, if you need anything, just let us know. We're here for you.
00:13 How can Papa say that he needs anything? He can't move, he can't speak.
00:20 But, brother, we don't know where he hid his money.
00:28 So, we can share it.
00:31 Yes.
00:33 Hey, look at that. Papa's hand is moving.
00:40 Yes, maybe he wants to say something.
00:44 Brother?
00:46 Wait, what does he want to say? The man's hand is just moving.
00:50 I know.
00:52 [music]
00:59 There.
01:01 Papa, can you hear us?
01:05 If he can move your belongings, type what you want to say.
01:14 [music]
01:25 K, K, K, Pa, we love you so much. Don't leave us.
01:38 [music]
01:47 What did he say?
01:49 [music]
01:54 I love you too, Don.
01:56 I love you too.
01:58 Papa, where did you hide your money?
02:02 We're here to share it.
02:09 Papa?
02:15 Pa!
02:17 Papa!
02:19 Papa!
02:21 Papa's gone! Papa left us!
02:25 Papa!
02:27 Papa!
02:31 Pa, wake up!
02:32 Pa!
02:34 What did Papa say? Did you tell him where the money is?
02:42 Where is it?
02:44 There's no money.
02:51 No money?
02:53 Sorry.
02:55 Papa!
02:58 Papa!
02:59 Papa!
03:01 Papa, there's no money.
03:03 Papa!
03:05 Papa!
03:07 [music]
03:11 Did you know that compared to the Philippines,
03:14 more people in Japan know how to speak Japanese?
03:18 [music]
03:25 Ah, sir, is this okay?
03:28 Yes, yes, yes. This is a nice private room.
03:32 This is for our reunion.
03:34 Thank you.
03:36 I'll prepare your food.
03:37 Yes, please.
03:39 But I'll keep the orders, sir.
03:41 You ordered steamed chicken, broccoli, and chop suey.
03:46 You can reduce the chop suey, and the oyster sauce.
03:50 I don't want it. The oyster sauce is a bit 50-off.
03:54 I want our food to be healthy.
03:56 Okay, sir.
03:58 By the way, sir, we have a promo.
04:00 We have 50% off on our lechon.
04:02 Maybe you want to have it, sir?
04:04 Oh, I haven't had pork for 30 years.
04:07 I'm on a healthy living since I got old.
04:10 You haven't noticed.
04:12 I've been eating for 7 years.
04:14 Here, take this.
04:16 Okay, sir.
04:18 I'll prepare your food.
04:20 Thank you, sir.
04:23 [laughs]
04:24 [sighs]
04:26 Oh, where's the food?
04:29 Late as usual.
04:31 [groans]
04:33 [sighs]
04:35 [music]
04:37 [thud]
04:40 [laughter]
04:42 [screams]
04:44 [screams]
04:46 [screams]
04:48 [laughter]
04:50 [screams]
04:52 [screams]
04:53 [screams]
04:55 [screams]
04:57 [laughter]
04:59 [panting]
05:01 [screams]
05:03 Sir, what's going on?
05:05 [screams]
05:07 [laughter]
05:09 [music]
05:11 Sanchez?
05:16 Is that you, Sanchez?
05:18 Yes, it's me.
05:21 Stop screaming.
05:23 You're with the other students of our high school.
05:26 Whatever.
05:28 [laughter]
05:30 There's a lot of people coming.
05:32 Really?
05:34 I didn't know.
05:36 You're all dead.
05:38 Yes.
05:40 But we still came to our reunion.
05:43 Right?
05:45 It's true that we're worse than you.
05:47 Huh?
05:50 You didn't even let us go.
05:51 You didn't even let us go to our graves.
05:54 I'm sorry.
05:56 I've been busy lately.
05:59 I'm the one who's busy.
06:01 You know that I'm dead.
06:03 You're not the only one who sent me a gift.
06:06 [laughter]
06:08 I'm sorry.
06:10 I didn't mean to.
06:12 Wait.
06:14 You're all dead.
06:16 How can this reunion be if I'm the only one alive?
06:19 You're the only one alive.
06:20 Me?
06:22 Yes.
06:24 It's your fault.
06:26 How did I become the culprit?
06:28 Because you're too head-conscious.
06:30 I wish we were here together.
06:33 [laughter]
06:35 [laughter]
06:37 [laughter]
06:39 [laughter]
06:42 [music]
06:59 Kawaii! Kawaii!
07:01 To the singles out there, look at the bright side.
07:04 Because you're single, you don't have to lie anymore.
07:07 And think of all the lies.
07:11 You're already a fool.
07:12 [laughter]
07:14 [music]
07:22 Kawaii! Kawaii!
07:24 To the singles out there,
07:26 ride a tricycle for 25 pesos.
07:28 You're special now.
07:31 [music]
07:41 Kawaii! Kawaii!
07:43 To the singles out there,
07:45 not because you're single, you're the ugliest.
07:47 The others are richer.
07:49 [music]
07:57 Kawaii! Kawaii!
08:00 To the singles out there,
08:01 you know, it's okay to be single
08:03 because you're in a relationship with someone.
08:05 But you're number two.
08:07 [cheers]
08:09 [music]
08:18 Kawaii! Kawaii!
08:20 To the singles out there,
08:22 if you're going to get married,
08:24 don't fight in the bouquet.
08:26 Fight with the men.
08:29 [music]
08:35 Hey! Hey!
08:37 Hey! Kawaii! Kawaii!
08:39 To the singles out there,
08:41 don't worry, the time has come
08:43 to be alone in your love life.
08:45 [cheers]
08:47 [music]
08:49 [laughter]
08:51 [music]
08:53 [laughter]
08:55 [music]
08:58 [laughter]
08:59 You know!
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09:04 [music]