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Global Pursuit | OFFICIAL MOVIE
Transcript
00:00 (eerie music)
00:02 (eerie music)
00:05 (explosion)
00:20 (upbeat music)
00:22 (upbeat music)
00:25 - Is everything set?
00:49 - Yes.
00:50 - Obaio will meet us at the agreed location at the set time.
00:53 - Who is he?
00:54 - The only name we know is Shadow.
00:57 - In here.
01:05 - I've heard of stories about Shadow.
01:15 - From who?
01:17 - Those are just rumors.
01:18 (upbeat music)
01:21 (screaming)
01:25 - Motherfucker!
01:26 That's a hot fucking rack!
01:27 - And that's why they call him Shadow.
01:29 Because he's always lurking behind you.
01:31 - Stop with this talk.
01:32 He's a great job price.
01:33 Let's see if the Shadow is business.
01:36 - Your muscle's so tense.
01:40 What do you do for a living?
01:41 - I'm a rapper.
01:43 - Really?
01:44 Who?
01:45 - Lil Yachty.
01:47 (gasping)
01:48 - Oh my God!
01:49 You Lil Yachty?
01:51 I love Lil Yachty!
01:53 Perky got me stuck like a hosta!
01:57 - It's 2.13.
01:58 We should be here by now.
01:59 - Maybe you forgot.
02:01 We could leave now.
02:02 - Wait.
02:03 Shadow!
02:06 (ominous music)
02:08 (ominous music)
02:11 - Don't move, motherfucker!
02:22 Didn't I tell you to stop moving, nigga?
02:24 (grunting)
02:26 Didn't I tell you to stop moving?
02:27 Oh, don't worry, don't worry.
02:29 This right here, this is a rapper thing.
02:31 We all got these.
02:32 Now I know you don't have this in China.
02:34 Or that.
02:38 (speaking in foreign language)
02:42 - I think I've seen him before.
02:51 - Porsche, everyone who's met him is now dead.
02:55 - Are we meeting him?
02:56 - Did you bring my money?
02:58 - It's inside.
02:59 - I'll see it.
03:00 - One of you come, whoever in charge.
03:02 (ominous music)
03:06 (ominous music)
03:08 - You never guess who I met at job.
03:16 Yes, yes, come, come, come.
03:17 (ominous music)
03:20 (door creaking)
03:26 (ominous music)
03:31 (ominous music)
03:34 - Looks good.
03:41 Now come with us and I'll take you to the product.
03:44 - Put your motherfucking hands up!
03:50 - Ah, this is what a robbery looks like in America.
03:53 - A robbery?
03:54 Oh, why, 'cause of a black man sticking you up?
03:56 - Yes, the boys in the hood.
03:57 - Oh, shit, I know you ain't just say that.
03:59 Bitch, you talking to the motherfucking police.
04:01 - This is what your uniform looks like?
04:03 - Put the gun down.
04:05 - Who the fuck is you?
04:06 - I'm Taiwanese security police, three months as well.
04:08 - No, I know who you are.
04:09 You June and you Ching, Ching.
04:12 - I'm not Zhihao, I'm Rob.
04:14 Zhihao is outside, if you can--
04:16 - Well, bring him in here, since we having a party.
04:19 - I do know him.
04:21 That side, we used to ride horses together back in Taiwan.
04:24 - You don't have the horses?
04:25 - That doesn't matter, that side, not shadow.
04:28 - Motherfucker.
04:29 - She in my city, so she coming with me.
04:35 - She been crying in my country, so she coming with me.
04:38 - Come on, come in.
04:38 - Open the door, open the door.
04:41 - Oh, hello.
04:44 - No.
04:46 - Oh, hell no.
04:50 - You freak ass nigga.
04:51 - I need my money back.
04:53 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:55 - Fuck out of here.
04:56 - No, no, no, no.
04:57 - Oh, shit.
04:58 - No.
04:59 - Who let her get away?
05:11 - No, I didn't, you did.
05:12 - I had her cornered.
05:13 - You could never call her, she's a fucking Jackie Chan.
05:15 She'll kill you with a pinky.
05:17 - She ain't come up in the A, I got home for that bandage.
05:19 Now put the gun down.
05:20 - You first.
05:22 - Nigga.
05:23 One, two, three.
05:26 - First one to catch he gets to bring in, capisce?
05:29 - Capisce.
05:30 - God damn, oh shit.
05:34 (sirens blaring)
05:37 Oh, okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on.
05:41 Okay ladies, how you doing?
05:42 Oh, I need your gram, oh my gosh.
05:45 Holy crap, oh my.
05:46 (sirens blaring)
05:49 What, you scared of girls?
05:51 Oh my God, oh my God.
05:55 Oh my God.
05:56 Hold on.
05:58 Hold on, hold on, I'll be right back, all right?
06:01 I'll be right back.
06:03 - We should work together, two is better than one.
06:07 - I'm not the one who need a wingman.
06:09 Besides, I wanna work with you anyways.
06:11 You ain't have no wrist.
06:12 - I have so much wrist.
06:14 - In the way you get, bitches.
06:24 - I fuck her all the time.
06:25 - I'm gonna go somewhere else.
06:26 Before I take you,
06:27 we have to figure out official police business.
06:30 - I have a wrist.
06:30 - Your choice.
06:32 (dramatic music)
06:34 - I have a wrist.
06:52 - Fuck.
06:54 (dramatic music)
06:57 - Hey, I need the most serious outfit y'all got.
07:08 - Oh, nah.
07:10 - Is he naked?
07:10 - We gon' rob, at least put some clothes on, bitch.
07:13 - Man, I'm not here to rob nobody.
07:15 I'm a fucking cop.
07:16 Now give me some privacy.
07:18 - Yo, man.
07:19 - Who is that?
07:20 - On the way, 30 seconds.
07:22 - Front.
07:23 - Some church, all right.
07:25 (dramatic music)
07:28 - Ooh, I'm feeling this shit.
07:44 Ooh, freeze, bitch.
07:45 (car screeching)
07:48 - Stop.
07:49 - Wait, goddamn.
07:51 - It's an unlucky day, June.
07:53 - Who June?
07:53 - You June.
07:54 - Just because I'm Asian, doesn't mean my name June.
07:58 That's a racist.
07:58 - We have black Junes,
08:00 but they don't look like they about to get arrested
08:01 by Batman.
08:02 - Constitute party, Michael Jackson.
08:05 - And who are you going as?
08:07 - Hillary Gillington.
08:08 - Now let's go find your friend, Chi.
08:17 - I found him.
08:19 Give me the case.
08:21 - You want the briefcase?
08:22 - I got it, I got it.
08:25 (speaking in foreign language)
08:29 (dramatic music)
08:42 (guns firing)
08:50 (dramatic music)
08:52 - Hands to the floor, Billie Jean's.
09:02 - I want his money.
09:03 (guns firing)
09:06 - Well, my name's Officer Phung.
09:18 Come, bitch.
09:20 (dramatic music)
09:22 - I like that shit.
09:45 - Bitch.
09:46 Come on.
09:48 (screaming)
09:51 - Yes.
09:56 (dramatic music)
09:59 (grunting)
10:01 - This shit worked better in the movies.
10:22 Oh, shit.
10:27 - Shh.
10:28 - She's good.
10:30 - I told you.
10:31 - Why don't you come back?
10:32 - Two better than one.
10:33 - Chi.
10:35 Where are you?
10:37 - Chi, I thought your name was Phung, you cop ass nigga.
10:40 - I'm not a cop ass nigga.
10:42 - Don't you ever say nigga to a black man.
10:45 'Cause that manner boy, you say niggas,
10:47 you gon' have niggas ready to cop your ass
10:49 in broad daylight.
10:50 But there's only one exception.
10:51 If there's no other niggas around,
10:53 and you need my attention,
10:55 and I mean really need it,
10:57 that's your last resort.
10:58 Die.
11:00 - Okay, I understand.
11:02 - You didn't really say my name was Rob?
11:06 - I thought your name was Robert.
11:08 But we gon' talk about that later.
11:09 Two better than one, let's find out.
11:11 Now tell me some hot shit to say in Chinese.
11:13 - Hey.
11:25 (shouting in Chinese)
11:28 - Oh, holy shit.
11:35 (dramatic music)
11:38 (grunting)
11:40 - You're not selling your ass to me.
12:07 - No, shoot me.
12:08 - Shoot me.
12:09 - No, shoot me.
12:10 - No, shoot me.
12:11 - No, shoot me.
12:12 - Shoot me.
12:13 - Shoot me.
12:14 - Shut up!
12:15 How about I shoot both of you?
12:17 Oh my God, there he is!
12:18 (screaming)
12:20 - What'd I tell you?
12:27 Talk to the bitch!
12:28 - So your name is Cai?
12:35 - Cai Zhihua.
12:37 (speaking in Chinese)
12:40 - What the hell?
12:48 - It's in Huaiqing my name.
12:49 And because stupid.
12:50 - Well we got better names than Rob.
12:51 You could've been Denzel.
12:52 - I am Denzel.
12:53 - You for sure quick with it.
12:55 But Denzel, he kill niggas with his earlobes.
12:57 - Rob is short for Robert McCall.
12:59 - Legalizer.
13:02 (laughing)
13:04 (chattering)
13:06 - You gonna keep staring at her
13:09 or you gonna spit some game?
13:11 - I have to be honest, I have no race.
13:13 - That's all right, I practically invented that shit.
13:15 First, when you make eye contact,
13:17 you got three seconds to approach her
13:19 or she gonna think you every other dude
13:20 checking out her chi chan chong.
13:22 Then, once you in there, it's all about confidence.
13:25 Always have something to say and say it with a smile.
13:28 But not like the Joker.
13:30 - Capiche.
13:30 - Capiche.
13:32 Now, if you excuse me, all this ass kicking
13:35 got my stomach upset.
13:36 Good luck.
13:37 (clearing throat)
13:45 (humming)
13:47 - Nah.
13:56 Nah.
14:00 Nah.
14:01 Oh shit.
14:08 One, two.
14:10 ♪ Close to midnight ♪
14:15 ♪ And something deep goes lurking in the dark ♪
14:19 - Woo!
14:20 Ow!
14:20 ♪ Under the moonlight ♪
14:23 ♪ You see a sight that's almost stopped your heart ♪
14:30 - Is this seat taken?
14:31 - My boyfriend is sitting there.
14:33 - That wasn't a question.
14:34 ♪ 'Cause this is thriller ♪
14:43 ♪ Thriller night ♪
14:45 ♪ And no one's gonna save you ♪
14:46 ♪ From the beast of a strike ♪
14:48 ♪ 'Cause this is thriller ♪
14:50 - Me and Lil Yachty arrest a woman after we kick her ass.
14:53 - That's insane.
14:54 I can't believe you know Lil Yachty.
14:56 Can I tell you something?
14:59 The guy in this chair, he's not my boyfriend.
15:02 He's a client.
15:03 - Oh, I see.
15:05 How much will this conversation cost?
15:07 (laughing)
15:09 - Nothing.
15:10 Actually, I like talking to you.
15:12 Besides, he's paying me enough.
15:14 That briefcase is completely full of money.
15:17 - Oh shit.
15:18 - Killer, thriller.
15:21 - Ow!
15:23 - Ow!
15:24 - Woo!
15:24 - Oh shit.
15:27 You like Mike?
15:28 I'm the biggest Michael Jackson fan all in China.
15:31 - I met some guys from China today.
15:33 - I met a black Michael Jackson today.
15:36 - What you mean black Michael Jackson?
15:39 - He's white, yes?
15:41 - I can see the confusion, but actually, he was a...
15:44 (dramatic music)
15:49 (dramatic music)
15:52 - Nobody trying to rob y'all.
16:06 I'm a fucking...
16:07 (laughing)
16:11 - Nigga stupid.
16:12 - What are you?
16:13 - Die.
16:14 - Okay, I understand.
16:15 (laughing)
16:17 - It was so good.
16:18 It was so good.
16:19 It was so good.
16:20 - Tang.
16:21 - Okay, I understand.
16:23 But you're...
16:24 Fuck.
16:25 (laughing)
16:26 - Turn your light, we'll go from...
16:27 - Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
16:28 - No, no, don't do that.
16:29 I'll laugh.
16:30 - Okay.
16:31 (laughing)
16:32 - Okay, I understand.
16:33 (laughing)
16:36 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, no, no, no, no.
16:37 Okay, stop.
16:38 Stop!
16:39 Fuck!
16:39 - Oh, hello.
16:40 - No.
16:42 - Fuck!
16:44 - Oh!
16:45 (laughing)
16:48 Bitch!
16:49 - What kind of bitch?
16:51 (laughing)
16:53 - He's white.
16:54 - Yes.
16:55 - He was actually...
16:57 Fuck!
16:58 - Firstly, when you...
17:00 - Ah, shit.
17:02 - Oh, shit.
17:02 (laughing)
17:05 - Cut.
17:09 (laughing)
17:12 (coughing)
17:17 (laughing)
17:19 - It's him.
17:20 It's him, it's him.
17:22 (silence)
17:24 (silence)
17:26 (silence)
17:28 (silence)
17:30 (silence)
17:32 (silence)
17:35 (silence)
17:37 (silence)
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