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00:00:00 - All right, Big Big, today is Monday, it's September 11th.
00:00:02 Welcome to the Goggle Walk,
00:00:03 presented by Barstool Sports.
00:00:04 Snake Draft Monday, we are joined on Zoom by Kirk Minahan
00:00:07 and in studio by Brandon Walker.
00:00:09 Kirk, always great to have you back, how are ya?
00:00:12 - What's going on, boys?
00:00:13 Yes, I don't know the last draft I was on,
00:00:15 but yeah, it's always good to be here.
00:00:16 It's good to see Brandon, Dave, Chief, all you guys.
00:00:18 Yeah, yeah, excited to do this.
00:00:19 - I think we did the Oscar one.
00:00:21 That might've been the last one.
00:00:22 - Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:00:23 - I've never done this with Kirk.
00:00:26 I'm very excited.
00:00:27 - Clash of the Titans, both wearing red.
00:00:29 - Okay, sure.
00:00:30 - This is, well, technically a Rico and Clem are the Titans,
00:00:33 but you guys are the Dozen Titans, so.
00:00:36 - How the fuck did you come up with Clemmer and Rico
00:00:38 as the Titans?
00:00:39 - Clem and Rico.
00:00:40 - How are we underscore, how are we, yeah,
00:00:41 we're below Rico and Clem.
00:00:42 - We're not the undercard of that main event.
00:00:44 (laughing)
00:00:45 - Well, let's, I'm Snake Draft, you are.
00:00:47 - We'll see how the draft goes.
00:00:48 It's a whole different show.
00:00:49 - On Snake Draft, everybody takes a backseat to Clem.
00:00:52 - Clem, not Clem.
00:00:53 - Clem, okay, Clem.
00:00:54 - Clem, yeah.
00:00:54 - Clem, yeah, not Clem.
00:00:56 - He gave him like a hockey nickname by accident there.
00:00:58 - He put an ER at the end.
00:01:00 - Yeah, exactly, did not mean to say that.
00:01:03 Sorry, today, as you see by the title,
00:01:04 we are drafting 90s comedies.
00:01:06 We've done variations of, we've done 1994,
00:01:09 which is like one of the best movie years in history.
00:01:11 We've done teen movies, we've done 2000s comedies with PFT,
00:01:15 so naturally we're here.
00:01:16 - We are.
00:01:17 And Kirk, when we were talking about who to get,
00:01:20 I said let's get you, but then I wondered,
00:01:22 are the entire 90s a little bit too late?
00:01:24 'Cause I feel like you have a hard line
00:01:26 where you just stop consuming shit.
00:01:28 - No, movies for me go all the way to today.
00:01:30 - Okay, okay.
00:01:31 - Movies, good, music, no chance.
00:01:32 TV, still yes, to some extent, but movies,
00:01:35 yeah, movies is definitely, this is actually my sweet spot.
00:01:38 I started, was able to drive, got my license in '92,
00:01:41 would go, I went to see movies.
00:01:43 I saw "In the Line of Fire," another comedy.
00:01:45 - Right.
00:01:46 - Six times in the summer of 1993.
00:01:47 I saw "The Fugitive," I think, five times.
00:01:49 "Braveheart," I saw like six times,
00:01:50 so no, this is my sweet spot.
00:01:53 - Great movie, "Fugitive."
00:01:54 - Great, he just named three movies,
00:01:56 and that's the one you pulled out?
00:01:57 'Cause "Braveheart" was also great.
00:01:59 - "Fugitive" is Chicago.
00:02:00 - Chicago time.
00:02:01 - And "In the Line of Fire" doesn't,
00:02:02 like it died on the vine, nobody talks about it anymore.
00:02:05 It was also good.
00:02:06 - Yeah. - Never saw it.
00:02:06 - Can we talk about William Wallace for a moment?
00:02:09 - Sure.
00:02:09 - Oh, Jesus. - And how he fucking lost
00:02:11 every fight he was ever in,
00:02:12 aside from the one they made the movie about.
00:02:14 - So did the White Sox, you still talk about them?
00:02:16 - I don't talk about them.
00:02:17 - A big win though, Dave.
00:02:18 - I don't talk about them.
00:02:18 I mean, it was a big win, don't get me wrong.
00:02:22 - Yeah, I'm just saying, Jesus.
00:02:23 - I think we just over, you know,
00:02:24 hype him up a little bit.
00:02:26 - All right, we can hop into this thing.
00:02:28 - Wow, quick.
00:02:29 - Yeah, you know.
00:02:30 - Ed doesn't like talking William Wallace.
00:02:32 - Well, we're here to talk comedies.
00:02:34 - Yeah, that's true.
00:02:35 - All right, but you did say,
00:02:36 actually we could get into that a little bit.
00:02:38 - Yeah.
00:02:39 - You did say that you know exactly
00:02:40 where me and Dave are going with this.
00:02:41 - Yeah.
00:02:42 - You don't know where Chief's going.
00:02:43 I assume you don't know where Kirk's going.
00:02:44 - I don't know where Kirk's going,
00:02:45 but I'm gonna, I view Kirk as the most worthy adversary here
00:02:50 and I think there would be,
00:02:51 there's more danger of me having overlap with him
00:02:53 than you Cretans.
00:02:54 - But we were '90s kids.
00:02:57 We grew up through all this.
00:02:58 - No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:59 - But that's the point.
00:03:00 - In 1990, I was 11 years old
00:03:03 and then at the end of the decade, I was 21 years old.
00:03:05 So that is exactly where you need to be
00:03:07 to experience movies the best.
00:03:09 - That's actually true.
00:03:10 - Fair retort.
00:03:11 - Fair retort.
00:03:12 - That's actually true.
00:03:13 So yeah, we'll see.
00:03:16 We'll hop into it.
00:03:17 Harry has a number one through five behind his back.
00:03:19 Kirk, what number do you think it is?
00:03:22 - Four.
00:03:23 - Four.
00:03:24 Brandon.
00:03:25 - I believe it was a two.
00:03:26 - Yes.
00:03:27 - Where would you like to pick?
00:03:29 - You didn't want that.
00:03:29 You didn't want that.
00:03:32 - He's all right, his legs are shaking over here.
00:03:35 You can't see him.
00:03:35 - Can he defer?
00:03:36 Has there ever been a deferral?
00:03:38 - I would like the number one overall pick.
00:03:40 - Wow, okay.
00:03:41 One through four, Chief.
00:03:42 - I'll take number three.
00:03:45 - Yes.
00:03:46 - I will go third.
00:03:47 - One through three, White Sox, Dave.
00:03:49 - I'll go back to two.
00:03:51 - No.
00:03:52 - I'll say one.
00:03:53 - Yes.
00:03:55 - I'll go second.
00:03:56 - Is this really the best way to determine the order?
00:03:58 - You know what?
00:03:59 Probably not.
00:04:00 - Okay.
00:04:01 - But we're here.
00:04:02 - We've done it for every single--
00:04:02 - And this is how we've been doing it.
00:04:03 - And we don't change.
00:04:04 - We used to do it off camera,
00:04:05 then Portnoy made us do this part on camera.
00:04:07 - Because it matters, yeah.
00:04:09 - I don't even understand it.
00:04:10 I hate that, I'm so dumb.
00:04:11 I never, I don't even know what number I could pick now.
00:04:13 Am I out of this thing?
00:04:14 - No, no, you're up again.
00:04:16 Well, first or--
00:04:17 - I got out of the draft.
00:04:18 - Do you, one or two?
00:04:20 - One or two.
00:04:21 - Yes.
00:04:22 - All right, you got the fourth or fifth pick.
00:04:23 Which one do you want, Kirk?
00:04:25 - I'll pick fifth.
00:04:28 - Okay, so White Sox Dave, you got four.
00:04:30 The draft order is Brandon, Eddie, Chief,
00:04:34 White Sox Dave, Kirk.
00:04:36 All right, 90s, comedies, draft.
00:04:38 We can get underway as soon as I talk about game time.
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00:04:59 I think so.
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00:05:58 All right, here we go.
00:05:59 Brandon Walker, lead us off.
00:06:01 - Do we wanna have Brandon guess though?
00:06:03 - Guess what?
00:06:04 - No, he has to guess your picks.
00:06:05 - No, I know.
00:06:06 - Write 'em down before he makes the pick.
00:06:08 - What number are you?
00:06:09 - He's four, so write yours down before he makes it.
00:06:11 - After I make my pick here,
00:06:13 I will write down the five movies
00:06:14 I believe you're gonna pick.
00:06:15 - Okay.
00:06:16 - No, no, no, you gotta pick one movie.
00:06:17 - And you also said you knew which way that was.
00:06:18 - One by one, you know my second rounder.
00:06:20 - Just everybody shut up, okay.
00:06:21 - All right, you're up.
00:06:22 - Y'all want me to get it started?
00:06:23 - Yeah.
00:06:23 - So, the reason I chose the number one pick
00:06:26 and not the five pick was I have only four movies
00:06:29 with a first round grade in this particular draft.
00:06:31 I was having trouble getting a fifth one,
00:06:33 so I didn't wanna be at five.
00:06:35 My number one overall pick,
00:06:37 the movie "Dumb and Dumber", 1994, Jim Carrey.
00:06:41 That's, there are a couple here that could go here,
00:06:44 but I think "Dumb and Dumber", solid number one overall pick.
00:06:48 One of the greatest comedies of all time.
00:06:49 - I can't disagree.
00:06:50 - It is probably the movie I have seen the most in my life.
00:06:54 - Kirk?
00:06:54 - No, it's a good, yeah,
00:06:56 it's not my favorite Farrelly Brothers movie,
00:06:58 but it's a good, it's an obvious,
00:06:59 like it would have to be a top three pick.
00:07:02 - Mm-hmm, Eddie?
00:07:03 - It's awesome, it's "Dumb and Dumber".
00:07:05 When he said grades, you had four of 'em,
00:07:07 I knew this would be one.
00:07:08 - Yeah.
00:07:09 - Has to be.
00:07:10 - Yeah, has to be.
00:07:10 - I had four first round grades,
00:07:11 and this was the, I only had,
00:07:13 and any of the four could have gone one-one,
00:07:15 but I chose "Dumb and Dumber" 'cause I like it the most.
00:07:17 - Very curious on the other three.
00:07:19 I watched it last night, actually, it's great.
00:07:21 - Really? - Yep.
00:07:22 - Were you getting in the mood?
00:07:22 - Yeah, it was oddly enough, it was just on,
00:07:24 and I was laughing the whole time.
00:07:25 - Not oddly enough.
00:07:26 - It's always on.
00:07:27 - It's always on.
00:07:28 - It's always on.
00:07:29 - But it's one of those where I got away from watching it,
00:07:31 'cause I felt I had seen it so many times.
00:07:32 I probably took maybe eight, 10 years off
00:07:34 from "Dumb and Dumber", and then I just stumbled on it,
00:07:37 like one day within the last year,
00:07:38 and it was like, it's, it still hits.
00:07:40 It's a classic. - So great.
00:07:41 - I watched it on the way back from Boston,
00:07:43 and I didn't have headphones compatible with the airline,
00:07:46 and I watched it on mute, and it was just as good.
00:07:49 I know every fucking line to it, too.
00:07:51 - You know, the airline hands out headphones.
00:07:55 - They do. - Sometimes.
00:07:55 - No, all the time. - Oh, every time.
00:07:57 - Every single time. - They suck, though.
00:07:58 They suck.
00:07:59 - They're very bad headphones.
00:08:00 Favorite line, and then we'll move on.
00:08:02 - I mean, there's so many.
00:08:04 Samsonite's a very good line.
00:08:06 He Must Work Out is a very good line.
00:08:07 - Yeah.
00:08:08 - Want us to take a bite of your burger?
00:08:10 - Yeah, yeah.
00:08:11 - I love that.
00:08:12 - I mean, the whole thing.
00:08:14 Austria, you know, Austria,
00:08:16 want us to throw another shrimp on the barbie,
00:08:18 and the whole thing's good.
00:08:19 - There's the Mills. - In the very opening scene,
00:08:20 yeah, you know.
00:08:21 - I lock it all up.
00:08:23 I need to like, look at it on our own.
00:08:24 - All right, Dumb and Dumber, one-one pick.
00:08:27 No one has a problem with it, because I shouldn't.
00:08:30 I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go late.
00:08:31 I'm gonna go late '90s.
00:08:32 I'm gonna go Office Space.
00:08:33 - It's such a fucking perfect movie.
00:08:35 - I thought I would get that in the second round, maybe.
00:08:38 - No chance.
00:08:39 - So that has a one-one grade for you?
00:08:40 - That was in the mix, yes.
00:08:42 - That's another one that just,
00:08:43 they started putting on HBO like recently.
00:08:46 I watched that recently.
00:08:47 It's fucking still great.
00:08:49 - I don't know that a movie is,
00:08:51 Kirk and Brandon, have you guys ever worked office jobs
00:08:55 like nine to five Q-brats?
00:08:56 - Oh yeah.
00:08:57 - Miserable-ice?
00:08:58 - Yep, yep, yep, sure.
00:09:00 - Well, I take that as a no, but.
00:09:03 - Everyone has an asshole manager, that's the thing.
00:09:06 It doesn't matter whether you're in high school.
00:09:07 Everyone runs across at least once in their life a manager.
00:09:10 I worked at Barnes & Noble.
00:09:12 I had a manager, this guy Chris.
00:09:13 I would love to see him now, now that I am who I am.
00:09:16 He was the biggest fucking asshole.
00:09:18 He had an ounce of power and he was the biggest asshole.
00:09:21 I would love to know his last name so I could dox him.
00:09:24 (laughing)
00:09:26 There's been nobody.
00:09:28 People say never use Hitler.
00:09:29 Hitler was not as bad as an actual manager.
00:09:31 He treated people like shit.
00:09:33 We would make a swipe out at night when we would close
00:09:36 and then he would bitch us out for an hour.
00:09:38 He made sure each of us swiped out.
00:09:39 I fucking, me, Kirk, I sat there and took it from this guy.
00:09:42 I can't believe it.
00:09:43 - Yeah, you gotta hunt this man down.
00:09:44 - You have to kill him.
00:09:46 - Well, not kill him, Dave.
00:09:47 - I don't know, again, Dave, I think it might be excessive.
00:09:49 - Yeah.
00:09:50 - I'd have to have a conversation.
00:09:50 - You have to make him wanna kill himself.
00:09:52 That's what you have to do.
00:09:53 - Yeah, there you go.
00:09:54 - That's more apt.
00:09:54 - I have that ability, so I may try.
00:09:56 (laughing)
00:09:57 Yeah, a great movie.
00:09:58 - It's, and the thing about it,
00:10:01 I don't find myself laughing hysterically at it
00:10:04 as much as I just appreciate it
00:10:07 as being a perfect satirical look on the rat race.
00:10:12 - Yeah, I saw it in the theater with my brother
00:10:13 and it was a bomb in the theater.
00:10:14 - Yeah, it didn't do great.
00:10:15 - Yeah, I could see that.
00:10:16 - No, it was also kind of an event
00:10:18 that Jennifer Aniston was in a movie like that
00:10:20 'cause it's a, you know, Mike Judge,
00:10:21 sort of an independent movie, though.
00:10:22 Like, it was sort of, the marketing of the movie
00:10:24 at the time was still, 'cause "Friends" was still
00:10:26 so huge at that time.
00:10:27 It was like built around her
00:10:28 and of course it's not her movie at all.
00:10:30 - Right.
00:10:30 - Not at all.
00:10:32 - Can we talk about Lawrence?
00:10:34 One of the best side characters of all time.
00:10:35 - Love that guy.
00:10:36 - Two chicks at the same time.
00:10:37 - Hey, Lawrence, you wanna come over?
00:10:39 Hell no, man, I don't want you fucking up my life too.
00:10:42 - Right.
00:10:43 - When they're doing like the whispering
00:10:44 about the plan at the end, like, yeah, no, nobody.
00:10:47 Don't tell your wife, your girlfriend,
00:10:48 nobody can know about this.
00:10:50 It's like, all right, man.
00:10:51 - I won't say nothing either.
00:10:52 It's like, who's that?
00:10:53 - All right, don't worry about that, it's just Lawrence.
00:10:56 - Yeah, like, there are movies that probably,
00:10:58 like "Office Space" is one I personally love a lot
00:11:01 and it's also, I equalized it with how important
00:11:05 I think it is for 90s comedy.
00:11:06 So I think it's, yeah.
00:11:09 Chief, you're up.
00:11:10 - I will go with the movie I've probably seen
00:11:12 the second most in terms of total hours logged
00:11:15 and take "Tommy Boy."
00:11:16 I love "Tommy Boy," I think that's a great character.
00:11:18 I think him and David Spade together are great.
00:11:19 I think that's their best movie as a tandem.
00:11:22 And you can't beat Chris Farley, so I'm picking "Tommy Boy."
00:11:26 You don't like it, Brandon?
00:11:27 - "Tommy Boy" stinks.
00:11:28 - It doesn't stink.
00:11:29 - Shut the fuck up, Brandon.
00:11:30 - "Tommy Boy" stinks.
00:11:31 - Brandon, shut the fuck up, Brandon.
00:11:34 - It doesn't stink, it's funny.
00:11:34 I know what you're saying, I know what you're trying to do,
00:11:36 but it doesn't stink.
00:11:38 - I've gotten to the point where I also think it's overrated.
00:11:40 It doesn't stink.
00:11:41 - Now you're on his side.
00:11:42 - If we throw that movie on right now,
00:11:44 listen, the five of us in a room, Kirk,
00:11:45 and we throw that movie on right now,
00:11:46 three of us are getting up like 10 minutes in.
00:11:48 - Nope.
00:11:49 - No, but the problem is it's a victim
00:11:51 of its own re-watchability.
00:11:53 - Yeah.
00:11:54 - You've seen it so many times, you feel that way.
00:11:55 Like, if you put on "Rocky" now, you might be like, eh.
00:11:59 - Yeah, yes.
00:12:00 - Yeah.
00:12:01 - The first time I saw "Tommy Boy,"
00:12:02 I was like, this is great.
00:12:03 The 40th time, I didn't like it as much.
00:12:05 That's true.
00:12:06 - I had it as a tier two.
00:12:07 - Okay.
00:12:08 - I would say tier two.
00:12:09 - I didn't have a first round grade on it.
00:12:11 - Okay, so now somebody's gonna get a first round.
00:12:13 Yeah, it does not stink.
00:12:15 That's crazy for you to say that it stinks.
00:12:17 Do you think there's a better Chris Farley movie?
00:12:18 - I think there's 25 movies we're gonna discuss,
00:12:21 and if you lined up all 25,
00:12:23 I would put it near the bottom
00:12:24 of the ones we're gonna discuss.
00:12:25 - Wow, well, you and White Sox Dave agree again.
00:12:27 - That's fine.
00:12:28 - We're buddies now.
00:12:29 - You guys are becoming--
00:12:30 - We're boys.
00:12:31 - Fast friends.
00:12:32 - I wrote a blog on it, did you see that?
00:12:32 - No, I definitely didn't, and don't ever--
00:12:34 - But I said we have a mutual nonverbal agreement
00:12:38 where our shenanigans and tomfoolery stay
00:12:41 within like an hour or two at the office, and that's it.
00:12:45 - Correct, yeah.
00:12:46 No, we're not ever gonna text each other.
00:12:48 We're never gonna see each other.
00:12:49 - Absolutely not.
00:12:50 - You're right.
00:12:51 - Work functions and work functions--
00:12:52 - And it's not all day either.
00:12:52 It's like an hour out of the day.
00:12:53 - Yes.
00:12:54 - Okay, good, I like that.
00:12:55 - And on that note, you said--
00:12:57 - He never stays.
00:12:58 - I have my number one pick.
00:12:59 - Go to the board.
00:13:00 - Write down what you think he's gonna take,
00:13:02 and then after he writes it down, take what you're--
00:13:05 - I think you guys know what I'm gonna take.
00:13:06 I've talked about it a lot.
00:13:08 - Okay.
00:13:09 - Do you know?
00:13:10 - With a check?
00:13:10 - The check.
00:13:11 - Okay.
00:13:12 - I'm going with my favorite comedy of all time.
00:13:13 Might not be the most popular comedy of this era,
00:13:17 let alone of all time.
00:13:18 It's my favorite.
00:13:19 I'm going with "Kingpin."
00:13:20 - Oh, okay.
00:13:21 - "Kingpin" is my favorite Farrelly Brothers movie.
00:13:24 I think it is hysterically funny in every single manner.
00:13:29 The little short one-liners to the entire plot.
00:13:33 It is a perfect comedy,
00:13:35 and it's centered around bowling, of all things.
00:13:37 I love that movie.
00:13:38 - I like it a lot.
00:13:41 I think it's a very good movie.
00:13:42 I don't know about first round,
00:13:44 but very, very good movie.
00:13:45 - It was more from the heart pick
00:13:46 than going with what I,
00:13:48 there's obviously more popular movies
00:13:51 throughout that decade,
00:13:53 but it's my favorite comedy.
00:13:54 I needed that in my first round.
00:13:57 - Can I say something?
00:13:58 I think that you didn't want to have Brandon be right,
00:14:03 which is why you went off the board,
00:14:04 so Brandon wouldn't be right.
00:14:06 - "Kingpin" is my number one thing right here.
00:14:07 - I don't know when you timestamped that.
00:14:09 - That's right, it's true.
00:14:10 You could have done that any time.
00:14:11 - Yeah.
00:14:12 - Did you guys see me typing?
00:14:14 - Kirk, you a "Kingpin" guy?
00:14:15 - I like it.
00:14:16 I don't like,
00:14:17 I actually don't like the Randy Quaid character that much.
00:14:18 - Oh my God, he's fucking hilarious.
00:14:20 - I love the,
00:14:21 I think it's maybe Bill Murray's best performance.
00:14:23 Like Bill Murray comes in
00:14:25 and he's like a fucking unbelievable performance.
00:14:27 I don't want,
00:14:28 I like Woody Harrelson in it.
00:14:30 I don't,
00:14:31 I feel like it kind of meanders.
00:14:32 I feel like the last 40, 50 minutes or so is.
00:14:35 - Yeah, I don't think it nails the,
00:14:38 the bad family movie.
00:14:39 - That's the Farrelly brothers,
00:14:40 like sometimes they just,
00:14:41 - You guys are fucking insane.
00:14:43 - Hey, it's okay, buddy.
00:14:44 - I like the movie, Dave.
00:14:45 I mean, I am insane, that's true.
00:14:47 But I also like,
00:14:48 I like the film.
00:14:48 Both can be true, you know.
00:14:50 - You guys should love it.
00:14:52 - I've said it before,
00:14:53 Big Earn McCracken is one of the best names of all time.
00:14:55 - Incredible.
00:14:56 - Incredible.
00:14:57 - Remember the video they do where he's playing football
00:14:59 and he's with the mom.
00:15:00 - Yeah, Big Earn McCracken,
00:15:01 they're watching the commercial of Big Earn,
00:15:03 like at the buffet.
00:15:04 And it's like a charity thing or something about kids,
00:15:08 you know, orphaned kids or something.
00:15:10 And he's just groping the old lady's tit.
00:15:12 - Yeah.
00:15:13 - Why are you mad?
00:15:14 Nobody said this is a bad movie.
00:15:15 - You guys should be like,
00:15:16 "Oh, that could have gone one, one."
00:15:18 - I think you probably should have taken
00:15:19 what Brandon thought you were gonna take.
00:15:21 - Uh, I know what he thinks I'm gonna take.
00:15:24 I guess he might.
00:15:25 - Well, don't say it.
00:15:25 - Keep it there.
00:15:26 - He can fix it again soon.
00:15:28 - All right.
00:15:28 - And Kirk's probably not gonna take it.
00:15:30 - Yeah.
00:15:31 - Kirk, you're up.
00:15:33 - Well, okay, I have a couple.
00:15:35 So, I'll go with one that,
00:15:38 when I saw it, like nobody was talking,
00:15:40 this is where I would go see everything.
00:15:41 And I saw it and it took off.
00:15:42 I think it's almost bigger now than,
00:15:45 it just has a light, which I still like.
00:15:46 That's Swingers.
00:15:49 Which is a comedy I really like a lot.
00:15:50 It's probably not a tier one for you guys.
00:15:52 - It's a great movie.
00:15:54 - Great movie.
00:15:55 You know, great chemistry between those two.
00:15:58 And still, I watched it, maybe like six months ago,
00:16:02 and still really funny.
00:16:03 Like, it's held up, which is not always the case
00:16:06 with these comedies from 30 years ago.
00:16:08 - Yeah, as those guys' careers all took off
00:16:10 into the stratosphere, the movie came with them.
00:16:12 - Right, yeah.
00:16:13 - Like, it wasn't huge then.
00:16:14 - No, no.
00:16:15 It was kind of a, right, it was kind of an indie
00:16:17 sort of hit.
00:16:18 But it sort of is hung on.
00:16:19 And I still, I was surprised how much I liked it
00:16:22 when I, probably five, six months ago.
00:16:24 - I saw it for the first time within the last year,
00:16:27 actually.
00:16:27 - Did you like it?
00:16:28 - It was solid, I thought.
00:16:30 It didn't resonate with me how I thought it would.
00:16:32 - I mean, Vince Vaughn made an entire career
00:16:33 out of just the same thing.
00:16:34 - Definitely.
00:16:35 And it was cool to see that, like, from the beginning.
00:16:37 But I guess I thought it would resonate more.
00:16:40 I didn't dislike it.
00:16:42 - Yeah, I thought it was good.
00:16:42 - The movie's that old, you see it for the first time now.
00:16:44 - Exactly.
00:16:45 - Yeah.
00:16:46 - Exactly.
00:16:47 - It's a good moment.
00:16:48 I could see that.
00:16:48 - If you see it when you go through a bad breakup
00:16:50 in your 20s, it might hit a little bit different.
00:16:51 - Yeah, possibly.
00:16:52 - Possibly.
00:16:54 - Dave, never seen it?
00:16:55 - No, I've seen it.
00:16:56 I, as Brandon said, I think there's 25 movies on this list
00:17:00 and there could be 25 movies that I would draft
00:17:02 above the swingers.
00:17:03 - Well, I didn't say that about this one.
00:17:04 I said that about his.
00:17:05 - No, I know.
00:17:06 - It's also okay if it's a Dave Kloof.
00:17:07 - I'm using that for swingers.
00:17:08 - That's true.
00:17:09 - It is a comedy, but I don't think of it as a comedy.
00:17:11 - I don't really think of it as a comedy.
00:17:13 - I know it fits the bill.
00:17:14 - It's 100% a comedy.
00:17:14 - No, it is, but I didn't.
00:17:16 - I get that though.
00:17:17 It's not like it's-
00:17:18 - It's a different category.
00:17:19 - It's a real life comedy, kind of.
00:17:20 - It's not like fucking, right.
00:17:23 It's not like diarrhea jokes with a fucking, yeah, right.
00:17:27 - Not that there's anything wrong with those
00:17:28 'cause those are incredible.
00:17:29 - Absolutely not, but the Farrelly brothers
00:17:31 are straight out, no, you know, pure comedy.
00:17:33 - It's you again, Kurt.
00:17:36 - Yeah, second round.
00:17:37 - Oh, is it me again?
00:17:38 - Mm-hmm.
00:17:39 - Stay.
00:17:39 - Okay, well, I will go with the Farrelly brothers here
00:17:41 and take "There's Something About Mary."
00:17:43 - Ooh.
00:17:44 - That's a great one.
00:17:45 - Yeah, it's a fantastic fucking movie.
00:17:46 - It's my favorite of their movies.
00:17:48 - Kurt, when I saw that, it came out in the summer, right,
00:17:52 and Cameron Diaz was-
00:17:53 - '98, summer of '98.
00:17:54 - Cameron Diaz was the hottest person
00:17:55 that ever existed at that point.
00:17:57 - Incredible.
00:17:57 - But I didn't have expectations.
00:18:00 I just went to it 'cause a girl wanted to see it.
00:18:02 And it was fucking hilarious.
00:18:05 - It's because-
00:18:06 - The second I saw it, I was just like,
00:18:07 this will be in my life forever.
00:18:10 - I saw, back then, they would have these sneaks,
00:18:11 like the week before.
00:18:12 Some studios have sneak movies, sneak previews.
00:18:14 We went to see it, and the theater was swaying it
00:18:18 a couple of times like that.
00:18:18 It was one of the great,
00:18:20 like Matt Dillon's supporting performances.
00:18:22 - Thank you.
00:18:23 - Unbelievable.
00:18:23 - He should have won an Oscar.
00:18:24 It was fucking awesome.
00:18:25 - I remember the time he absolutely
00:18:27 should have been nominated for an Oscar.
00:18:29 Comedies are never not,
00:18:30 these guys are never nominated for Oscars ever.
00:18:32 I never understand it.
00:18:33 Whoever, I'm trying to think of other people
00:18:35 who were nominated that year.
00:18:36 But he was probably better than four of them.
00:18:38 - The Academy's too hoity-toity.
00:18:40 - Yeah.
00:18:41 - Way too, way too hoity-toity.
00:18:41 - '98, supporting actor was like Tom Sizemore, right?
00:18:44 From--
00:18:45 - He wasn't nominated.
00:18:46 - He wasn't?
00:18:46 What was it?
00:18:47 - Nobody in "Saving Private Ryan" was nominated.
00:18:48 - Okay, I can't remember.
00:18:49 - Was it "Shakespeare in Love" guy?
00:18:51 - Jack Nicholson won.
00:18:53 - As good as it gets?
00:18:54 - I think James Colburn won for "Affliction" that year,
00:18:55 I think.
00:18:56 - I think you're looking at the earlier year.
00:18:58 - Wait, so it was not--
00:18:59 - You're looking at the '98 Oscars,
00:18:59 not the '99 Oscars.
00:19:00 - So it was the '99, my apologies.
00:19:01 - '99, I think James Colburn won for supporting actor.
00:19:03 I think like Jeffrey Rush was nominated
00:19:04 for "Shakespeare in Love."
00:19:05 Like, give me a fucking--
00:19:06 - Get the fuck out of here.
00:19:08 - Matt Dillon, I grew up, Matt Dillon was this brooder
00:19:10 from like the outside, just super--
00:19:11 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep.
00:19:12 - He shows up and Chris Elliott is fucking great in it.
00:19:15 I mean, there's, you know, to me, like honestly,
00:19:17 if, I probably would have taken the first round
00:19:20 if I was gonna try to win this thing, I guess,
00:19:22 but I thought maybe somebody would have taken it by now,
00:19:25 but you know, for me, like,
00:19:27 one of the great comedies of all time.
00:19:28 - '94 and '99 get the credit,
00:19:30 but the summer of '98 was throwing fucking heaters.
00:19:32 - What else was in that year?
00:19:33 - "Saving Private Ryan."
00:19:34 - "Saving Private Ryan," the Truman Show.
00:19:37 Then you had the, you had to see them in movie theaters
00:19:39 to have any appreciation, 'cause they're both so terrible,
00:19:41 but "Deep Impact" and "All Again" came out.
00:19:43 - That's what I thought.
00:19:44 - They came out, back to back.
00:19:46 - Blockbusters.
00:19:46 - I saw those at Cascade, remember that place?
00:19:49 - The drive-in?
00:19:49 - Remember that place?
00:19:51 - Yeah.
00:19:52 - I don't think it's still there.
00:19:53 - It's not, they shut down.
00:19:54 - Well, if you grew up where we grew up--
00:19:55 - They shut it down, somehow--
00:19:56 - The way you said it, it seemed like you had
00:19:57 a shared memory, you're like, "Remember that?"
00:19:58 - Well, it was like halfway between our hometowns,
00:20:01 but yeah, that somehow, an outdoor movie theater
00:20:04 was killed by COVID.
00:20:05 That's when that place died.
00:20:08 - Kirk, did you have a drive-through in your life?
00:20:09 I never had a drive-in, I never had a drive-in.
00:20:11 - Yeah, we had a couple, they're gone now.
00:20:14 I'm doing a live show at the drive-in
00:20:15 at the end of the month in Maine.
00:20:17 - No shit.
00:20:18 - We've done five of them at this drive-in movie theater
00:20:20 in Maine, we get a bunch of people,
00:20:21 we do the show on screen there, yeah.
00:20:23 - Yeah, there you go.
00:20:24 - One of the great, on the note of something about "Married,"
00:20:27 one of the great lines in not just comedy history,
00:20:31 it's movie history, is when they meet at the car
00:20:33 and she asks what he does for a living.
00:20:35 And he's lying, obviously, do you know what he says, Kirk?
00:20:38 - When he says about his hobby, his passion?
00:20:41 - Yeah.
00:20:42 - Yeah, he says, "My passion is my hobby,
00:20:43 "I work with retards."
00:20:44 - Yeah. (laughing)
00:20:47 - And then Cameron, the next line's forgotten,
00:20:49 but even better, Cameron Diaz says,
00:20:50 "Isn't that a little politically incorrect?"
00:20:52 And then he says, "Yeah, but I love them anyway."
00:20:53 He thinks that she is politically incorrect
00:20:55 and he's working for them. (laughing)
00:21:00 - And all his Nepalese coins and art,
00:21:02 big blueprints are in the back.
00:21:04 - Yeah, Nepal or wherever he was living.
00:21:06 - So, he's the perfect sleazeball in that movie.
00:21:11 - You still have two tier ones alive, just asking.
00:21:14 - I still have three.
00:21:15 - Three tier ones? - Wow.
00:21:16 - Well, yeah, you're right, you're right,
00:21:17 I have two, half of my four.
00:21:19 I had written in a fifth one, but the two are still alive.
00:21:22 - Okay. - Okay.
00:21:23 - All right, you have White Sox saves written down?
00:21:25 - I do. - All right, White Sox save.
00:21:26 - No chance he doesn't pick a hair chief, no chance.
00:21:29 - Honestly, I would have gone back to back
00:21:31 Fairly Brothers movies and I would have taken
00:21:33 something about Mary Next, but I'm struggling
00:21:36 between a very chalk one and one that is obviously
00:21:41 a comedy, but you think of it more like
00:21:44 coming of age than comedy, I think.
00:21:46 I'm just gonna go with Happy Gilmore, though.
00:21:49 - Stop. - Happy Gilmore.
00:21:52 - I mean, that's not some-- - Great pick,
00:21:54 that's a great pick, I think that's a great comedy.
00:21:57 - It's not some outrageous guess that you made up.
00:21:58 - No, it's not, it's not, but I just--
00:22:00 - It's Happy Gilmore, it's like a movie
00:22:02 that defines the '90s. - As we get into the fifth round,
00:22:03 if I get your fifth round pick right, then I'm a genius.
00:22:05 - Okay, fair. - All right.
00:22:07 No, Happy Gilmore does not define the goddamn '90s.
00:22:10 - It's one of the movies that--
00:22:12 - Comedic movies. - That's a funny movie, Brad.
00:22:14 - It's a solid, if you, Kirk, if I said name 10 movies
00:22:18 that define the '90s, do you put Happy Gilmore in that?
00:22:20 No, you don't. - No, but if you said to me
00:22:22 name 10 comedies, I would put that,
00:22:23 I think you have an argument for that.
00:22:25 Sure, for the first two rounds, yeah, yeah,
00:22:26 very funny when it came out.
00:22:27 - For comedies, absolute.
00:22:29 - I think one of Adam Sandler's movies would qualify.
00:22:31 - Definitely. - Define the '90s for sure.
00:22:34 - Okay, I, when's the last time--
00:22:37 - It's Adam Sandler's funniest straight comedy.
00:22:39 - I believe so, and the other one I love doesn't--
00:22:42 - I disagree, but--
00:22:44 - When's the last time y'all watched Happy Gilmore?
00:22:46 - I mean, it's on TV. - I just watched it
00:22:47 with my son Harry a year ago.
00:22:49 - And you liked it?
00:22:50 - You liked it a lot, yeah.
00:22:51 - No, not him, you liked it, this--
00:22:53 - Yes, oh yeah, yeah, great bad guy, that's always key.
00:22:56 - He is a good bad guy. - Oh, the shooter with Gavin.
00:22:57 - Incredible Ben Stiller cameo, like unbelievable.
00:23:00 - Yeah, you're right, Ben Stiller is good.
00:23:02 - Yeah, he's great. (laughing)
00:23:05 - Even the old lady's great now.
00:23:06 - Yeah.
00:23:07 - How can you trash talk--
00:23:09 - I'm not trash talking it, I'm just saying,
00:23:11 I don't know if it holds up.
00:23:12 - You're a hole poker.
00:23:13 - I'm hole poking, yes, sorry.
00:23:16 I won't hole poke anymore.
00:23:17 - No, you should.
00:23:18 - I'll hole poke, but like-- - Yeah, we're supposed
00:23:19 to, that's what we want.
00:23:20 - Yeah. - All right.
00:23:21 - Chief, you're up. - It's impossible
00:23:22 to hole poke, happy Gilmore.
00:23:24 - It's not impossible.
00:23:25 - All right.
00:23:28 - This doesn't sound good.
00:23:29 - Why?
00:23:29 - 'Cause you're paused. - I got a long--
00:23:30 - You're paused, you're doing the second round.
00:23:32 - I got a long list of things that I want on my board.
00:23:34 I'm trying to decide which one is at the top.
00:23:36 I'll take Wayne's World, I love Wayne's World.
00:23:40 I think that's another one of those, you don't like it?
00:23:43 - No, you're good, you're good, buddy.
00:23:44 Just pick whoever you wanna pick.
00:23:46 - No, I do, I love Wayne's World.
00:23:48 I think that, again, I'm going with the ones
00:23:50 that I've probably watched the most.
00:23:52 Maybe that is a little bit of a sentimental pick.
00:23:53 It's a town, Aurora, Illinois is a town over
00:23:56 from where we used to live.
00:23:58 So I'll take Wayne's World, and I feel like
00:24:01 you guys are ready to shit on it,
00:24:02 so Brandon, the floor is yours.
00:24:04 - No, I love Wayne's World.
00:24:05 I think Wayne's World's fantastic.
00:24:07 I wouldn't have picked it here.
00:24:09 I think it's early, but it definitely should have been
00:24:11 in this draft, so Wayne's World's fantastic.
00:24:14 How many times have I gotten a check in my life,
00:24:17 and just no matter what the amount is,
00:24:19 and I'm just going down the street saying,
00:24:21 "I got $5,000."
00:24:22 I just love everything about that.
00:24:24 - It's great.
00:24:25 - Ed, can you give your Chris Farley,
00:24:27 Wayne's World impersonation?
00:24:28 - Is it the security?
00:24:30 - Yeah, you gotta turn here.
00:24:32 - It's a good movie.
00:24:35 Like, Saturday Night Live movies didn't hit
00:24:38 with a very high rate.
00:24:40 - Correct, yeah.
00:24:40 - And this is, I would say, by far the best
00:24:43 Saturday Night Live movie.
00:24:44 - It's gotta be the best, right?
00:24:45 Some of them are fucking horrible.
00:24:47 - Yeah, it's like unwatchably bad.
00:24:50 - Yeah, it's gotta be the best.
00:24:52 Will Ferrell didn't have one that became one?
00:24:53 He had Night at the Roxbury, which was awful.
00:24:55 - It's Pat was good.
00:24:57 - No, it was not.
00:24:58 - What was the--
00:25:00 - I know Julia Sweeney.
00:25:02 - The Blues Brothers is kind of an SNL movie.
00:25:03 - Yeah, sort of.
00:25:05 - I'm sorry, can you just hold up, Kurt?
00:25:06 Did you say you know Julia Sweeney?
00:25:08 - A little bit.
00:25:09 - The actress that played Pat?
00:25:10 - Yes, yes.
00:25:11 - No, you do not.
00:25:12 - My dad does.
00:25:13 I've met her, yes.
00:25:14 - You're name dropping Julia Sweeney,
00:25:17 a background character of Saturday Night Live.
00:25:20 - My dad grew up in Wheaton, Illinois,
00:25:22 which is home of the Belushi Brothers.
00:25:24 It's a thing.
00:25:25 - Checks out.
00:25:26 - All right.
00:25:27 But that's not her home, though.
00:25:28 - I understand, but my dad knows the youngest Belushi.
00:25:32 - Jim.
00:25:33 - Not Jim.
00:25:33 - The not famous one?
00:25:34 - The not famous one, yes.
00:25:35 - Oh, he knows Peter Belushi?
00:25:37 - That's not his name, but yes.
00:25:39 - Okay, all right.
00:25:40 - Yeah, I think Blues Brothers is the best one, but--
00:25:42 - But that's--
00:25:43 - Is that even considered SNL?
00:25:44 - Yeah, definitely.
00:25:45 - Not really, it's kind of adjacent.
00:25:46 But that wasn't a thing before SNL.
00:25:49 - All right, it's back to me.
00:25:53 This is tough because,
00:25:56 is it personal, is it iconic?
00:26:00 I don't really know what to go here.
00:26:01 And I'm gonna go with iconic
00:26:03 because I wanna play defense on Brandon
00:26:05 'cause I think this is in his tier one
00:26:06 and I really like it, too.
00:26:08 It's Groundhog Day.
00:26:09 - It's a good movie.
00:26:12 - Was that tier one?
00:26:13 - Who's never seen it?
00:26:13 - I've never seen it.
00:26:14 - Oh, really?
00:26:15 - No, I know it's one of those movies for me
00:26:16 that I need to see, I haven't seen,
00:26:18 and there's no excuse for it.
00:26:19 - And I think this is the best Bill Murray, Kurt.
00:26:23 - Best Bill Murray movie?
00:26:24 - Yeah, well, I think it's the best Bill Murray.
00:26:26 - Oh, the '90s?
00:26:27 - Yeah, I think it's his best performance.
00:26:28 I think he just, the fact that he's this pompous--
00:26:31 - Well, there's one I'm looking at.
00:26:33 - This pompous asshole at the beginning
00:26:36 and he just slowly loses sanity throughout the whole thing.
00:26:38 I just think he's really fucking good.
00:26:40 - Yeah, yeah, you know what?
00:26:43 I've never liked Andy McDowell.
00:26:45 - I agree with that.
00:26:46 - So, I feel like she's miscast in all these movies.
00:26:48 She was miscast in four weeks of the funeral.
00:26:51 - She's not hot enough to be the hot girl.
00:26:53 - She's just not interesting.
00:26:54 - She's hot enough for Bill Murray.
00:26:56 - That's like a great, I just don't think
00:26:57 she's a great actress.
00:26:58 I don't know who else you could put in there,
00:26:59 but she's never done that for me.
00:27:01 I like the movie a lot.
00:27:02 - Her daughters are.
00:27:03 - Oh yeah, it's Margaret Qualley, right?
00:27:07 - Qualley, yeah.
00:27:08 - It's a shame, Dave,
00:27:09 'cause I actually think you'd really like this.
00:27:11 - Everybody says so.
00:27:12 - The miserableness, I don't know if that's a real word.
00:27:14 - The resident.
00:27:15 - Oh my God, yeah.
00:27:16 He is so fucking miserable in this movie.
00:27:18 - Do you guys think I'm like that miserable?
00:27:19 - Yeah, kind of.
00:27:20 - Not by my own doing, though.
00:27:22 - During the day.
00:27:24 Once you get home, you're probably fine,
00:27:26 but we just don't see that side of you.
00:27:27 - Well, nobody's around me.
00:27:28 - Yeah.
00:27:29 - So yeah, I really do enjoy it,
00:27:31 especially, it's one of those movies, too,
00:27:33 the more you watch it, I think you enjoy it, too.
00:27:35 It's a great rewatchable movie.
00:27:37 - That was Office Space for me.
00:27:38 I remember the first time seeing Office Space,
00:27:40 I was like, it's a good movie.
00:27:41 - And then I love it.
00:27:43 - Yeah, and you can just pick it up on TV.
00:27:44 Once you see it once, or even, I don't even know,
00:27:46 but you can just pick it up on TV.
00:27:47 - But I like picking up new stuff when he's in the loop.
00:27:49 You know?
00:27:50 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:51 - Like, you're constantly like, oh, yeah, here's whatever.
00:27:53 Was that tier one or no?
00:27:55 - It was not.
00:27:56 Now--
00:27:57 - Interesting.
00:27:57 - I'm stuck with it.
00:27:58 I had a clear plan that I didn't care if I won this draft,
00:28:01 I only wanted to get my movies.
00:28:03 I wanted to get the movies that I wanted to get.
00:28:04 I have five movies I wanted to get,
00:28:06 but now you guys have left some apples on the tree here
00:28:09 that I feel like I'm gonna get.
00:28:11 So I'm gonna grab one that is one of my first rounders,
00:28:15 and it's Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery.
00:28:19 I fucking love that movie.
00:28:21 Now, when people say, now, it's lame, it's this,
00:28:24 you're talking about movies two and three.
00:28:26 The first, Austin Powers, is so goddamn funny.
00:28:30 And nobody saw it coming.
00:28:32 Nobody thought it was gonna be good.
00:28:33 You saw the previews, I thought,
00:28:34 this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life,
00:28:36 and I love it.
00:28:37 Eddie, you're making a face.
00:28:38 - It is the dumbest thing ever, but it still works.
00:28:41 - It's in a good way, yeah.
00:28:42 - And even like, all right, even two and three, whatever,
00:28:44 it's still solid.
00:28:45 - I like two as well.
00:28:46 - It's one of those trilogies
00:28:47 that does not get nearly enough respect that it deserves.
00:28:50 - I think it's because everybody hates Mike Myers.
00:28:52 I think there is some--
00:28:53 - Why would everybody hate Mike Myers?
00:28:54 - He's like a world-class cunt, apparently.
00:28:56 - He's an asshole, I guess.
00:28:58 - Nobody works with him anymore.
00:28:59 - But see, now--
00:29:01 - First movie didn't do great either, by the way.
00:29:03 - No, it didn't.
00:29:04 - It had such a cult following.
00:29:05 The second one was like enormous
00:29:07 because it was a huge VCR movie.
00:29:09 - Yep, huge VCR.
00:29:10 - I didn't see it in the theater.
00:29:11 I only saw it on VHS.
00:29:13 - Yeah, and I couldn't believe how fucking funny it was.
00:29:15 And I do think set two and three hurt.
00:29:17 It's like the hangover thing.
00:29:19 I think two and three hurt one.
00:29:21 - I liked the second one.
00:29:22 - Two isn't terrible, three is okay.
00:29:24 - It's horrible with Beyonce.
00:29:26 - The third one just runs back the same jokes
00:29:28 as the second one.
00:29:29 The second one just runs back most of the jokes
00:29:29 of the first one.
00:29:30 Like, by the third one, you know, come on.
00:29:32 - You get the point.
00:29:34 It was a flop.
00:29:35 - It was a flop because it wasn't a huge,
00:29:37 it wasn't expected to be huge.
00:29:39 - I feel like this was one of those ones
00:29:42 you're running around in school
00:29:43 and like everybody quoted it.
00:29:44 - Yeah, but Mike Myers wasn't big box office at this point.
00:29:47 Like he had had--
00:29:48 - Waynes World was.
00:29:50 - Yeah, but then he had So I Married an Axe Murderer.
00:29:52 Waynes World was five years before this.
00:29:54 - Correct, even Waynes World two was not,
00:29:55 yeah, it was sort of, he was in purgatory kind of.
00:29:58 And yeah, but you're right, it became,
00:30:00 it's like Shawshank Redemption.
00:30:01 It was like VHS word of mouth.
00:30:03 You're right, everybody was quoting it.
00:30:05 Everybody was doing it.
00:30:06 - I mean, Mike Myers ripping off--
00:30:07 - Holy shit.
00:30:08 - He was ripping off the trilogies of Austin Powers
00:30:10 and Shrek and I know Shrek went on to be more,
00:30:13 like what a career.
00:30:14 - Yeah. - Oh yeah.
00:30:15 - Yeah, The Spy Who Shagged Me made 312 million
00:30:18 in box office.
00:30:19 - Made a ton. - And fucking what,
00:30:20 2,000? - That's like 8,
00:30:21 900 million dollars in today's money.
00:30:23 - 100%.
00:30:24 - I bet it was the biggest, I can't,
00:30:26 it was one of the biggest movies in '99.
00:30:27 Like it was an event when it came out.
00:30:29 - Oh yeah.
00:30:30 - Yeah.
00:30:31 - 296 for Goldmember?
00:30:33 - Yeah, it was big too.
00:30:34 - Oh my God.
00:30:35 - And that was before--
00:30:37 - Almost 700 as a trilogy, that's very good.
00:30:39 - Yeah.
00:30:40 - I feel like there hasn't been like a great spoof movie
00:30:42 in a long time either.
00:30:43 - Speaking of.
00:30:44 - Okay.
00:30:45 - I'm glad you said that.
00:30:46 - Okay, all right.
00:30:47 - 'Cause this one is for me.
00:30:49 I'm not interested in--
00:30:49 - I think I know what you're gonna say.
00:30:51 - I'm gonna punch you in the face,
00:30:52 that's what I'm gonna do.
00:30:53 - Fucking speak.
00:30:54 I can't-- - I'll speak.
00:30:55 - Go.
00:30:55 - My favorite, you know, obviously the,
00:30:58 one of the greatest comedies of all time is Airplane.
00:31:00 In the '80s you had Naked Gun.
00:31:03 And in 1991, my personal favorite
00:31:05 of all these movies came out.
00:31:06 It is with Charlie Sheen as Topper Harley.
00:31:09 - Yes, yes, yes.
00:31:11 - Hot Shots, which is one of my--
00:31:12 - It is--
00:31:13 - Can you relax?
00:31:14 - I can't, I need to talk about it, go, finish.
00:31:17 - It is one of my five favorite movies of all time.
00:31:20 I love Hot Shots so goddamn much.
00:31:22 It probably made $25 million and nobody talks about it now.
00:31:26 Hot Shots is one of my favorite movies.
00:31:28 It's only like an hour and 20 minutes long.
00:31:30 I can watch it wherever, whenever.
00:31:33 And I take Hot Shots, my number three pick.
00:31:36 - I get confused all the time now.
00:31:37 'Cause I actually like the second one.
00:31:39 - It's hilarious too.
00:31:40 - Part two.
00:31:41 - Part two, yeah.
00:31:42 - Which one, is one or two the one where
00:31:45 he sees Martin Sheen in a--
00:31:46 - That's part two, that's why, I loved you on Wall Street.
00:31:49 - I loved you on Wall Street, it's very funny.
00:31:51 - Yeah, that was part two, but part one was just,
00:31:54 it was just a straight Top Gun ripoff
00:31:56 and part two was like Rambo ripoff.
00:31:57 - It was Rambo ripoff with the,
00:31:59 the fucking Iraq, what's the Iraq?
00:32:03 - Saddam Hussein.
00:32:04 - Saddam Hussein, yeah.
00:32:05 - One of the, nobody ever talks about how this is
00:32:09 an all time fucking great comedy.
00:32:11 Like maybe Top Five comedy.
00:32:12 - It's one of my favorites.
00:32:13 - I thought I was gonna get a fifth round.
00:32:14 - It was on my list, Brandon, it was on my list.
00:32:16 - Oh, was it really?
00:32:17 Good, good, that's why I went ahead and grabbed it here.
00:32:19 - Where they go in the hospital,
00:32:20 what's the guy's name who dies, what's his name?
00:32:21 No.
00:32:22 - Oh no, no, Dead Meat.
00:32:23 - Dead Meat, and they go in and the doctor's
00:32:25 talking to the nurse, he's like,
00:32:26 "Check his penis, it's bigger than mine."
00:32:28 - Yeah, that doctor just shows up throwing 105.
00:32:32 - Incredible, like 30 seconds.
00:32:34 - And then he's like, "All I got is my bike,
00:32:36 "and oh, a loaner."
00:32:37 No, I own it, I just love the whole movie, man.
00:32:41 - It's, never seen it.
00:32:43 - You've never seen it?
00:32:44 - I haven't seen it either.
00:32:45 - Do you like Airplane and Naked Gun
00:32:47 in those type of movies?
00:32:48 - I do.
00:32:48 - Where it's just joke, joke, joke, joke, joke?
00:32:50 - I think Airplane's good, it didn't,
00:32:52 Sam didn't totally wrestle with it either, no.
00:32:54 - Naked Gun, no?
00:32:55 - I haven't seen Naked Gun either.
00:32:57 - Oh my God, no.
00:32:58 - Eddie.
00:32:59 - Unbelievable.
00:33:00 - Airplane's a top, what'd you say?
00:33:02 Naked Gun's better?
00:33:03 - Naked Gun's better than Airplane.
00:33:04 - I'm fine with that, but Airplane had to fly, right?
00:33:06 I mean, Airplane had to crawl, so.
00:33:07 - Oh yeah, it's a mess one.
00:33:08 - Yeah, Airplane 2's very funny.
00:33:09 - Naked Gun's very fucking funny.
00:33:11 Actually, Naked Gun 2 and 3 are funny too,
00:33:14 just not nearly as funny as the rest.
00:33:15 But anyway, there you go.
00:33:16 - And good bad guy in Hot Shots too,
00:33:18 Cary Elwes from Princess Bride, very funny.
00:33:20 - Yeah, he's good.
00:33:21 - Hot Shots.
00:33:22 - It's, oh.
00:33:23 - Didn't see it coming.
00:33:24 - Good that you haven't seen it.
00:33:25 - That's fine, that's fine.
00:33:26 - Have you even heard of it?
00:33:27 - I got another one coming.
00:33:28 - I didn't know, that's how obscure it is,
00:33:29 but it's unbelievably funny.
00:33:31 - I have two movies I was scared Kirk was gonna cuck me on,
00:33:34 that was one of them, I got it,
00:33:35 and we'll see about the other one.
00:33:36 - Was that high on your list, Kirk?
00:33:38 - I think I was considering taking it
00:33:40 in the next couple of rounds, yeah, for sure.
00:33:42 It's very, yeah, it's so dumb.
00:33:45 It's crazy about Charlie Sheen too.
00:33:47 Is that what year was that, Brandon?
00:33:48 '91? - '91.
00:33:49 - His career went to the toilet so fast
00:33:51 that he was in Platoon, and then five years later,
00:33:55 he's playing a parody movie of Tom Cruise.
00:33:58 It went that fast for him.
00:34:00 He just made so many bad choices.
00:34:02 - Yeah, I guess he did.
00:34:04 What, he was coming off minute work?
00:34:05 He was coming off minute work in 1990?
00:34:06 - Yeah, minute work, maybe Navy SEALs.
00:34:10 - Yeah, he was getting ready for the chase.
00:34:11 - It was usually a big hit, but I mean,
00:34:14 he was in, I'm guessing that he probably needed some money.
00:34:19 I'm guessing he wasn't handling his career that well.
00:34:20 - The downturn was definitely happening,
00:34:22 but this was a summer movie.
00:34:23 I think it had--
00:34:25 - But it was a spoof of a role that--
00:34:27 - A real actor played.
00:34:29 - Right.
00:34:30 - All right, that's my pick.
00:34:31 - All right, I'm up.
00:34:32 - Incredible pick, Brandon.
00:34:33 - Good pick.
00:34:34 - I have to watch it, especially you selling it
00:34:36 with 84 minutes is perfect.
00:34:38 - It's not long at all.
00:34:39 - That's your wheelhouse.
00:34:40 - I wanna watch it with that, almost.
00:34:42 - I'm in for less than an hour and a half.
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00:35:54 All right, to me, here's right.
00:35:57 Here's where I guess I gotta start getting personal again.
00:36:00 Like Brandon, I gotta go with the wedding singer.
00:36:04 I gotta do it here.
00:36:05 I'm doing it here.
00:36:07 Is that what you wrote down for me?
00:36:08 - Nope, nope, nope.
00:36:09 - It was another Sam Miller movie.
00:36:11 - Nope, just relax, go ahead.
00:36:12 - Okay, I sincerely love it.
00:36:15 I watched it on the plane recently on the way home
00:36:19 to the Barstow Awards and I was sitting there
00:36:23 laughing the whole time.
00:36:24 - It's a great movie.
00:36:24 - It still makes me laugh these many years later,
00:36:26 this many re-watches later.
00:36:29 It's got a little bit of everything.
00:36:30 The characters are tremendous.
00:36:31 - This is your number one, correct?
00:36:33 For Sandler.
00:36:34 - It's turned into my number one Sandler movie.
00:36:36 - I think it's such a good movie.
00:36:38 I don't necessarily think of it as comedy though.
00:36:40 I know it is absolutely, undoubtedly a comedy,
00:36:43 but I think more romance before comedy.
00:36:46 Obviously, that's--
00:36:47 - You have a weird barometer for comedy
00:36:48 'cause you've taken two movies now
00:36:50 and you've decided they're not comedy,
00:36:52 they're romance or they're whatever.
00:36:55 - Swingers, you can definitely argue.
00:36:57 - Well, not this one.
00:36:58 This is a comedy.
00:36:59 - This is a comedy.
00:37:00 - No, I know it is, but it's like a love story.
00:37:02 - Yeah, it's a rom-com.
00:37:03 - What he's saying is if a movie ends
00:37:06 with a guy singing a girl a song--
00:37:07 - A love song, yeah.
00:37:08 - Like, yeah, but that's the arc.
00:37:11 I think that's the divide in this draft
00:37:13 is you want a Farrelly Brothers movie
00:37:15 or an Abrams movie, or a Swingers,
00:37:18 or they're both comedies,
00:37:19 but there are two different,
00:37:20 is dramedies or romantic comedies.
00:37:22 - 100%, I feel good enough with Office Space
00:37:24 and Groundhog Day to kind of get a fully flushed out board
00:37:29 to take this here and just how much I sincerely do love it.
00:37:33 Steve Buscemi's character, the best man, the better man.
00:37:35 - It's such a good movie.
00:37:36 - When that guy's like,
00:37:37 "Oh, you got stood up at that wedding."
00:37:38 It's like, "You must have felt like shit."
00:37:41 He's like, "Yeah, parents die when I was five."
00:37:43 (laughing)
00:37:44 Yeah, have a few drinks and drive home.
00:37:47 (laughing)
00:37:48 - The boyfriend's like a good asshole too.
00:37:50 He plays it well.
00:37:50 - Awesome, yeah.
00:37:51 - Clangoulia.
00:37:52 - Clangoulia.
00:37:53 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:54 - His name is, yeah, he's good.
00:37:55 - Yeah.
00:37:56 - It's great.
00:37:56 - Great A, top choice beef.
00:37:57 - Meat.
00:37:58 - Meat, sorry.
00:37:59 I'll take The Big Lebowski.
00:38:03 Big Lebowski, I feel like this came out like '98.
00:38:07 I remember seeing this in the theaters.
00:38:08 I think the big, I mean, great cast,
00:38:11 great characters, quotable.
00:38:13 I think The Big Lebowski, I'm waiting.
00:38:16 I feel like this is one that Brandon will approve of.
00:38:19 - Oh, very much no.
00:38:20 - Very much no?
00:38:21 - Yep, go ahead.
00:38:22 - My board's falling apart.
00:38:23 - You don't need me to approve your draft.
00:38:25 - Well, I feel like you and I are actually,
00:38:26 I'm more similar in age to you than I am to Eddie,
00:38:28 so I thought I'd be closer with your board
00:38:30 other than hot shots, but maybe you're older than I thought.
00:38:32 How old are you?
00:38:33 - I am older than you thought.
00:38:34 - How old are you?
00:38:35 - I'm 44 years old.
00:38:36 - Okay, so about the same then.
00:38:37 Yeah, but I love The Big Lebowski.
00:38:38 I think The Big Lebowski's great.
00:38:39 I think it's very rewatchable, Big Lebowski.
00:38:42 - I've never seen it.
00:38:45 - My parents, big fan.
00:38:47 - Are you?
00:38:48 - Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:48 I've seen that movie probably 50 times.
00:38:50 I could quote the entire movie, very fun.
00:38:53 - My parents brought us in in theaters
00:38:55 when I was like a kid, and as soon as it started,
00:38:57 they were like, "Oh, we gotta get out of here."
00:38:58 - Yeah, that's not a great, that's not a kid movie.
00:39:00 - We gotta go.
00:39:01 I gotta watch it again.
00:39:03 I watched it, I took a comedy movie class,
00:39:06 or like a movie class in--
00:39:07 - College?
00:39:08 - College, yeah, and it changes--
00:39:09 - They taught The Big Lebowski?
00:39:10 - No, that changes themes every semester.
00:39:12 It's like sci-fi once a month,
00:39:13 and mine was comedy when I took it, and we watched it.
00:39:16 I don't know, I gotta watch it again.
00:39:17 - Well, you hate school.
00:39:19 - Yeah, I guess it was like an assignment,
00:39:21 but I need to watch it again.
00:39:22 - All right.
00:39:23 - I think it's a good pick.
00:39:24 People do love it, so I think it's a good pick, too.
00:39:26 White Sox, Dave.
00:39:27 - Might be my favorite all-around movie
00:39:32 from the '90s, American Pie.
00:39:35 - And that's your coming-of-age story
00:39:37 you talked about earlier? - Yes, yes.
00:39:39 - Good value in the third round there.
00:39:41 - Great value in the third round.
00:39:42 That's why I avoid it, though,
00:39:44 'cause I don't think comedy,
00:39:45 even though obviously it's a comedy,
00:39:47 more coming-of-age, teen--
00:39:48 - And that's why I didn't do it.
00:39:49 Like, it's one of my favorite movies of all time.
00:39:50 - That's a comedy.
00:39:51 - Yeah, it's a totally--
00:39:52 - He fucked a pie. - Yeah.
00:39:53 Yeah, he did fuck a pie.
00:39:53 - Kirk, you were-- - He drank a cup of jizz.
00:39:55 - Kirk, you were in your mid-30s when it came out, right?
00:39:57 - Well, not quite, Brandon, no, not yet.
00:39:59 I was 25 years old, of 24, I think.
00:40:01 That was the first comedy where I was like,
00:40:03 "Oh, I'm older, I get it, but I feel too old for it."
00:40:07 But I mean, it's funny.
00:40:09 Like, it's a funny movie.
00:40:10 - I mean, he drank a cup of jizz, yeah.
00:40:12 - Yeah, that was in two.
00:40:13 - It qualifies as a fucking, yeah, a stickler.
00:40:16 We're talking a comedy for that kind of thing.
00:40:17 - Shannon Elizabeth being naked helps,
00:40:19 even though it's not funny at all.
00:40:21 It's pretty awesome.
00:40:22 - Oh, it's kind of funny.
00:40:23 He spooges in his pants while he's about to finger blaster.
00:40:26 That's funny.
00:40:27 - And I like two more, but it's awesome.
00:40:30 - Time out, time out.
00:40:32 - I like two more.
00:40:33 - You like American Pie two? - It's true,
00:40:34 the summer house or something.
00:40:35 - You like American Pie two better than American Pie?
00:40:37 - Yeah. - Fuck outta here.
00:40:38 - No, I'm telling you, I do. - That's not true.
00:40:40 - I'm telling you, I think-- - Why?
00:40:42 - I think I loved the whole summer house thing,
00:40:44 like throwing a big party with the boys.
00:40:46 That was a great plot. - You would rather
00:40:47 live that experience.
00:40:48 - Yeah, I thought that was good.
00:40:49 - It does mean it's a better movie.
00:40:50 - I thought that was, I liked the band camp story
00:40:53 was a good subplot.
00:40:54 - Okay.
00:40:55 - The lesbians, there was-- - By the way,
00:40:57 I think that was the funniest line of American Pie,
00:40:59 the first one, when she's the nerd
00:41:01 and she just busts out, "One time at band camp,
00:41:04 "I stuck a flea in my pussy."
00:41:06 'Cause you don't see it coming, it's like, oh, okay.
00:41:08 - Yeah. - It's like,
00:41:09 oh, we're getting late tonight.
00:41:10 - Yeah.
00:41:12 - Great pick, though.
00:41:13 Kirk.
00:41:15 - Me?
00:41:16 Okay, I mean, he's not famous for direct, for comedies,
00:41:19 but it's, especially the second act,
00:41:21 I think, I gotta go Schindler's List, Spielberg.
00:41:24 (laughing)
00:41:24 I did 93, he still lands comedically.
00:41:25 - Fucking hilarious movie.
00:41:27 - Yeah, the blooper reel was unbelievable.
00:41:28 - Blacked my tits off. - The blooper, yeah.
00:41:30 (laughing)
00:41:30 - The deleted scenes and the bloopers.
00:41:32 - Oh my, the deleted scenes are great.
00:41:34 So I'm gonna go one for me here, which you guys,
00:41:36 I'm gonna guess maybe you guys,
00:41:37 some of you haven't seen it.
00:41:40 I debated not, I suspect it's not gonna help me
00:41:42 win this draft, but it's, especially the first 45 minutes,
00:41:45 I've never laughed as hard in a theater in my life.
00:41:48 And that's the cable guy with Jim Carrey from 1996,
00:41:52 which is a famous flop, but has become a cult.
00:41:56 I don't know if you saw it, Brandon, or not.
00:41:57 - I did, and at the time, I didn't like it.
00:42:00 However, now I look at, see, Jim Carrey was so big
00:42:03 and had done such goofy movies, when this came out
00:42:05 and it was darker, people turned on it.
00:42:07 But it is good.
00:42:08 And at the time, I didn't like it.
00:42:10 - Incredible, it's dark.
00:42:12 Jim Carrey's amazing in it.
00:42:13 Stiller wrote and directed it.
00:42:15 He's in it as well.
00:42:17 Jed Apatow actually wrote it.
00:42:18 Stiller directed it.
00:42:19 He's in it, Broderick's in it.
00:42:20 It's super dark.
00:42:21 I'm guessing you guys haven't seen it.
00:42:23 If you watch it now-- - No, I've seen it many times.
00:42:25 - Yeah, you like it, Dave?
00:42:26 - Yeah, I like it.
00:42:29 I don't know that I would've drafted it, but I like it.
00:42:31 Like, I'll watch it if it's on TV.
00:42:32 I won't go out of my way to watch it.
00:42:34 But I think it's like third, fourth tier.
00:42:38 - I only took it in the third round.
00:42:40 - So this is literally third tier.
00:42:41 - I'm talking of Jim Carrey movies.
00:42:44 - I'm not the biggest Jim Carrey guy.
00:42:46 - I'm not either, that's the thing.
00:42:47 I don't like Ace Ventura.
00:42:49 I don't like wacky, but this one I like
00:42:52 'cause it's a fucking psychopath.
00:42:54 It's a horror movie.
00:42:55 - Yeah, but this sets him on the path
00:42:58 towards Truman Show and then Eternal Sunshine
00:43:02 and all that.
00:43:03 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:04 - See, I was-- - Especially when you watch
00:43:05 the movie, they cast a bunch of supporting actors
00:43:07 who are actually in Silence of the Lambs
00:43:09 and different characters that like,
00:43:10 clearly they were trying to do something.
00:43:12 But yeah, it's great.
00:43:14 - Jim Carrey looks like he has the shit now.
00:43:15 - It was one of those, he got older,
00:43:16 and when he did that in Truman Show,
00:43:18 I was like, oh, I was starting to get confused as a kid.
00:43:20 I was like, what is he doing now?
00:43:22 You know, it was just a different Tony.
00:43:24 - Then he dropped Liar Liar on you,
00:43:25 and you're like, okay, everything's fine.
00:43:26 - Yeah, well, did Liar Liar come out first?
00:43:28 - It was '97, and Truman Show was '98, I guess.
00:43:30 - '97, next, yeah.
00:43:31 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's why I was like,
00:43:32 oh, he's back, he's back.
00:43:33 - He's so ugly now.
00:43:34 - I'd like to re-watch it, though.
00:43:35 - Did anybody notice that?
00:43:36 He's just so fucking ugly.
00:43:37 - I mean, everybody's old now, man.
00:43:37 - He's aging.
00:43:38 - He's old, Dave, what do you want him to look like?
00:43:40 - Better than he looks like.
00:43:41 - We're talking about movies 30 years ago.
00:43:42 He made his movie debut 30 years ago.
00:43:44 - He looks like shit.
00:43:45 He's got money fucking paved to look better.
00:43:48 - It's a fair point.
00:43:49 - Yeah, his '94, though, is still--
00:43:51 - It's the best.
00:43:52 - It's the best.
00:43:53 - It's the best.
00:43:53 - It's still you, Kurt.
00:43:56 - Oh, I'm back to back, right?
00:43:57 - Yep.
00:43:58 - Okay, I'm gonna get two options here.
00:44:00 (whispering)
00:44:02 Well, I'm gonna go with Clerks.
00:44:05 - Wow.
00:44:06 - I guess.
00:44:07 - I love it.
00:44:08 - No?
00:44:09 - No, no, no, I love it.
00:44:10 - Yeah, I'll go with Clerks.
00:44:11 - Yeah, good pick, dude.
00:44:12 - I'm not, I don't like the way Kevin Smith,
00:44:15 like, I actually don't even really know
00:44:16 if I like any Kevin Smith movies since Clerks, really.
00:44:18 Like, I like them less and less with each movie,
00:44:20 and the more he talks.
00:44:21 But I like Clerks just as it was when it came out.
00:44:25 It was so different than anything I'd ever seen,
00:44:26 like, in a movie theater.
00:44:28 I was like, holy shit, people can talk like this?
00:44:30 They can do this?
00:44:30 It was really funny.
00:44:33 I haven't seen it in a long time,
00:44:34 but for what it meant,
00:44:35 you wanna talk about 10 comedies from, like, the '90s?
00:44:38 To find, it sort of kicked off
00:44:39 this independent comedy thing,
00:44:41 so I think Clerks has a spot.
00:44:42 - We need a movie like that again, if that's what happened.
00:44:45 I feel like they--
00:44:46 - To reset the comedy, yeah.
00:44:47 - Yeah, they don't make comedies anymore,
00:44:49 so someone needs to just find a way
00:44:50 to make something funny for cheap, and then--
00:44:52 - Well, the problem is, nowadays,
00:44:53 the only thing that would get greenlit
00:44:55 is Kevin Smith doing Clerks again,
00:44:57 and it would be fucking terrible.
00:44:58 - He did Clerks 3, and had to go around,
00:45:00 like, he was doing theaters I do live shows at,
00:45:02 like, showing the movies to people.
00:45:04 Like, nobody's, we know, we've debated this,
00:45:06 nobody goes to see comedies anymore.
00:45:08 Jennifer Lawrence movie came out,
00:45:09 nobody went to see it.
00:45:11 You know, like, it's,
00:45:12 people just watch it at their house now, which sucks.
00:45:14 - I saw it out of principle in theaters.
00:45:16 - So did I, so did I.
00:45:18 - It was, it was, it was just,
00:45:20 it was okay, but it was just good to see it.
00:45:23 You know, it was just good for it to be there.
00:45:24 - So you're, that was like an investment,
00:45:26 you're a personal investment in maybe the next one.
00:45:27 - Correct.
00:45:28 - Okay, all right, I like that.
00:45:29 - I did the exact same thing.
00:45:30 - 'Cause they, yeah, the exact same thing.
00:45:31 - And it did decent, it did decent, I think.
00:45:33 - It was okay, yeah, it did okay, yeah.
00:45:35 Did it do decent numbers, is that what you're saying?
00:45:36 - Yeah, I think it did decent numbers.
00:45:37 - All right, 50 million or something, yeah.
00:45:39 - Yeah.
00:45:40 - But yeah, Clerks for me.
00:45:41 - Yeah, I--
00:45:42 - This is like a cult following, I haven't seen it.
00:45:44 - No.
00:45:45 - But I know it, like, I know it, I know of it,
00:45:47 cult following.
00:45:48 - People that watched it in the 90s
00:45:50 either fucking loved it or didn't get it.
00:45:53 - Hated it.
00:45:54 - Yeah, yeah. - Right.
00:45:54 - It was, I watched it a couple times, I liked it fine,
00:45:57 but it didn't hold me for decades.
00:46:00 - See, I'm probably gonna take
00:46:01 a different Kevin Smith movie soon,
00:46:03 but obviously this is the OG for them, but.
00:46:07 - Right.
00:46:08 Yeah, there are a couple other options.
00:46:10 - White Sox, Dave.
00:46:11 - I'm gonna go with the Waterboy.
00:46:16 - Nah.
00:46:16 - I love that fucking movie.
00:46:19 Farmer Fran, can we talk about Farmer Fran, Brandon?
00:46:21 - We can talk about whatever you'd like.
00:46:22 I would like to go ahead and say
00:46:24 on the White Sox, Dave list of five movies,
00:46:25 I have checked two.
00:46:26 I have checked two White Sox, Dave movies,
00:46:30 so there you go.
00:46:31 - I mean, you-- - Yeah, I kinda hate it.
00:46:33 - I fucking hate this movie.
00:46:34 This movie sucks. - I knew you were
00:46:35 gonna fucking hate it.
00:46:36 How do you hate Farmer Fran?
00:46:37 - I hate his baby voice in this movie.
00:46:39 Like, I just don't like the whole thing.
00:46:41 - What, okay, Dave, he's retarded, right?
00:46:44 - Right.
00:46:45 - And he plays football, and that's,
00:46:47 for an hour and a half, I'm laughing at that?
00:46:48 - Yeah.
00:46:50 - Hi, at least happy Gilmore, he was just like a,
00:46:53 he was a normal guy.
00:46:54 - He was a normal guy that was a little,
00:46:55 had funny tendencies.
00:46:57 This guy's just a simpleton.
00:47:00 And his mom is, they're all caricatures,
00:47:02 they're all, the way they talk is just crazy.
00:47:04 - I think SCLSU probably just beat the shit out
00:47:07 of Mississippi State at one point,
00:47:08 and you just hate 'em and have a grudge against 'em.
00:47:09 - You realize they don't exist, right?
00:47:11 - I am fully aware, Brandon.
00:47:13 - Okay, all right. - They also play
00:47:14 fucking Iowa and Michigan in the movie and shit.
00:47:17 - He had to ask.
00:47:17 - I just had to ask, you understand why I had to ask?
00:47:20 - No, I don't.
00:47:21 - Okay, all right, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:47:22 - How can you shit talk fucking, the water boy?
00:47:25 - I like the water boy.
00:47:26 - Farmer Fran is one of the great side characters
00:47:29 of the '90s.
00:47:30 - No, he is fucking not.
00:47:32 - He's fucking the cheerleaders, getting all shit-faced
00:47:34 and coaching special teams and shit, it's laugh out loud.
00:47:37 - So it's just a guy that every now and then
00:47:38 they show him in the crowd and he's rubbing his nipples?
00:47:40 That's funny to you?
00:47:41 - Sometimes, yeah.
00:47:42 - I saw it, I left in the middle of it in the theater,
00:47:44 I walked out and I've never seen a second of it since.
00:47:46 - Wow.
00:47:47 - I could be, I'm probably wrong, it was a huge hit,
00:47:49 people loved it, I thought,
00:47:50 Sandler had that stupid fucking voice
00:47:53 and it was a crutch, I hated it.
00:47:55 - He's right.
00:47:57 - He's wrong.
00:47:58 - You guys are both wrong.
00:47:59 - I could be wrong, I mean, you could like it,
00:48:00 but it just did nothing for me.
00:48:03 - Ed?
00:48:04 - I like it, it's not in my top five Sandlers,
00:48:07 it's not in my top 25 comedies, but I liked it.
00:48:10 - I'll be honest, I'm not a Sandler guy,
00:48:12 I don't think he's very funny.
00:48:14 There, I said it.
00:48:14 - I've said that about Farrell
00:48:17 and I get fucking crucified for it.
00:48:20 - Farrell's funnier than Sandler.
00:48:22 - Not when he's the lead.
00:48:24 - I don't care what any of y'all think.
00:48:26 - Not when he's the lead.
00:48:27 - I'll take Happy Gilmore in like a draft of those,
00:48:28 all their movies, I would take Happy Gilmore.
00:48:30 - Over Step Brothers?
00:48:32 - Yes, I would.
00:48:33 I would take Happy Gilmore.
00:48:34 - That's his best movie though, in my opinion.
00:48:36 - Step Brothers and Anchorman, yeah.
00:48:38 - I like Anchorman.
00:48:39 - Not even an Anchorman guy.
00:48:41 Chief.
00:48:42 - Well, in spite of the Sandler shit talk,
00:48:46 I'm taking Billy Madison.
00:48:47 I think Billy Madison, again, it's one of those ones
00:48:49 that I personally grew up on, I think it's very quotable.
00:48:51 I think Norm MacDonald is fucking hilarious
00:48:53 in it as a side character.
00:48:55 Vanessa Vaughn, all time, like '90s.
00:49:00 Veronica Vaughn, I'm having a hard brain day.
00:49:02 She's elite what?
00:49:06 - You're having a hard brain day.
00:49:07 - Yeah, well, you can relate.
00:49:09 This is your life.
00:49:12 But yeah, so I think Billy Madison's great.
00:49:13 I think the plot is like a ridiculous and kind of funny plot
00:49:17 and Eric as a villain is a fucking great villain.
00:49:21 So I love the whole thing, I love Billy Madison.
00:49:23 - Eric's haircut does make him very villainous.
00:49:26 If Brandon wanted to poke any holes in the water boy,
00:49:29 you could have talked about how,
00:49:31 what's his girlfriend's name?
00:49:33 - Vicky Valancourt.
00:49:34 - Vicky Valancourt, she stinks in it.
00:49:36 And I would have accepted that.
00:49:38 Veronica Vaughn, what a fox.
00:49:41 - She teaches in third grade.
00:49:42 She doesn't love a third grade teacher.
00:49:43 - She beats the shit out of him in the pool.
00:49:44 I want her to beat the shit out of me in a pool.
00:49:48 Just pound me into smithereens.
00:49:49 - All right, Dave.
00:49:50 - You want me to keep going?
00:49:51 - No, I got it.
00:49:53 - You like Billy Madison, Kirk?
00:49:55 - Oh yeah, I like it.
00:49:56 I like Happy Go More, but I do like Billy Madison.
00:49:58 I don't feel like it's on as much, am I wrong?
00:50:01 - No, I think you're right, yeah.
00:50:03 I don't know why.
00:50:04 - But I do like it, yeah, it's funny.
00:50:06 It's a funny movie.
00:50:07 - Do you want to get shit faced with the penguin, Ed?
00:50:10 - Sure.
00:50:11 - No, I would get shit faced with that penguin.
00:50:12 - I mean, he revolutionized, to my knowledge,
00:50:15 lighting shit on people's doorsteps.
00:50:17 - Oh yeah, that's why we all did it.
00:50:18 - I used to love doing that.
00:50:19 - Yeah, it was because of that movie.
00:50:21 - It was so great.
00:50:23 - That movie was probably responsible
00:50:25 for some acts of arson, like, because--
00:50:27 - Oh, totally.
00:50:28 - I'm sure there was a house that was burnt down
00:50:30 because they saw that in Billy Madison.
00:50:32 - Guaranteed.
00:50:33 - At least one.
00:50:34 - Guaranteed.
00:50:35 This is one, like, Billy Madison as a kid
00:50:36 was always my favorite Sandler,
00:50:37 but then as you get older,
00:50:38 like, I just appreciate when it's here more.
00:50:40 But it's good.
00:50:41 - Yeah, that's how I am too.
00:50:42 - I like it a lot.
00:50:43 - To me, it's obviously so Chaka maybe,
00:50:47 but because the people that listen to the show,
00:50:49 they know I love this, but it's heavyweights.
00:50:52 - I didn't have it on my list.
00:50:53 I didn't, I forgot to have it.
00:50:55 It's a great movie.
00:50:56 - Yeah, it's amazing.
00:50:56 - Can I say something though?
00:50:57 - What?
00:50:58 - I watched it probably earlier this summer.
00:51:00 Didn't really hold up.
00:51:01 - I completely disagree.
00:51:03 - Stiller is it though,
00:51:05 and he's not even in there that much.
00:51:07 - What do you mean?
00:51:08 He's in the whole movie.
00:51:09 - No, he's not.
00:51:10 He's like a side character.
00:51:11 - I mean, he doesn't come in until like 20 minutes in,
00:51:12 but he's in it a lot.
00:51:13 - He is not the lead.
00:51:16 He is a side character.
00:51:17 - Yeah, he's a side character.
00:51:18 But he's like in "Happy Gilmore."
00:51:20 - He has a little more than that.
00:51:21 - More than that, but he has the funniest moments,
00:51:23 which makes it a top five.
00:51:24 - What was that, you devil log?
00:51:25 - What was that, Cy?
00:51:26 - There are so many goddamn movies on the board,
00:51:29 and you chose heavyweights.
00:51:30 - It's awesome, dude.
00:51:31 It's a great, this is where the age divide splits up.
00:51:33 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:35 - For sure, for me for sure.
00:51:36 - Yeah.
00:51:37 - No, I get it, but like.
00:51:38 - The movies that are on this board,
00:51:40 that we haven't chosen,
00:51:42 and you motherfuckers are out here choosing heavyweights,
00:51:44 and Billy Madison?
00:51:46 - Dude, Ben Stiller, like this is one of his best roles ever.
00:51:50 - Billy Madison belongs on this list.
00:51:54 - Tony Perkis, Lars, the block,
00:51:56 there's so many things here.
00:51:58 - No, it's like the memories are better than,
00:52:01 like the memories of this movie
00:52:02 are better than the movie, I feel like.
00:52:03 - Disagree.
00:52:04 I disagree to this movie, I guess.
00:52:06 - Eddie, before this round,
00:52:07 I thought you were leading the draft.
00:52:09 I think you just tanked your draft.
00:52:10 - It's okay.
00:52:12 - It's okay, I'm just saying.
00:52:13 - It's okay, I still feel good.
00:52:14 - Think you were leading, and now I think you're in fifth.
00:52:17 - I still feel good.
00:52:18 - Okay.
00:52:19 - You're up.
00:52:20 - All right, so now I gotta,
00:52:21 I'm gonna give one for the people,
00:52:24 there's a lot left here.
00:52:26 There's still a first rounder on the board.
00:52:29 I'm gonna take it right here.
00:52:31 And is it a movie aimed at children?
00:52:34 It's one of the biggest comedies of the 90s.
00:52:37 I can't believe Home Alone I'm getting
00:52:39 in the fifth round, or the first pick.
00:52:41 How am I getting Home Alone 5-1?
00:52:44 - 'Cause it's just not--
00:52:45 - It got Shrek'd.
00:52:47 - What?
00:52:48 - Shrek'd what?
00:52:49 - I think it got Shrek'd, it like moved out,
00:52:49 it's a comedy.
00:52:50 - It's a holiday, but it is a kid's movie,
00:52:52 it's a kid's Christmas movie.
00:52:54 - It's a comedy!
00:52:55 - But it's a family--
00:52:56 - You just picked fucking Miracle on whatever Street.
00:52:59 - Yeah.
00:53:00 - It's fine, but it's a kid's movie.
00:53:02 - But you love it as an adult,
00:53:04 I love watching it every year on.
00:53:05 - Yeah, but it's almost against the spirit of the draft.
00:53:07 - I would agree, yeah.
00:53:08 - How is it against the spirit of the draft?
00:53:09 - It's not a comedy.
00:53:10 - This is this, no, no, no.
00:53:11 - How is it not a comedy, Joe Pett, what?
00:53:13 - Fuck that, he burned his hand, right?
00:53:16 - Yeah, the whole, the last 40 minutes
00:53:18 is pratfall, pratfall, pratfall, pratfall.
00:53:20 How is it not a comedy?
00:53:22 - It's a Christmas movie draft.
00:53:23 - Yeah.
00:53:24 - It goes great.
00:53:25 - Brandon, don't back down.
00:53:26 - No chance, I mean this is one of the highest
00:53:28 grossing comedies of the entire 90s.
00:53:30 This is crazy.
00:53:31 - Don't back down, Brandon.
00:53:32 Brandon's right.
00:53:34 You just chose heavyweights.
00:53:35 - I like it, and I think it's more in the spirit
00:53:37 of a comedy than Home Alone is.
00:53:39 - Home Alone is a comedy.
00:53:40 - I know it is, but at this point,
00:53:42 it's turning into more of a Christmas movie
00:53:44 or a family movie.
00:53:44 - No, no.
00:53:45 - Yes it is.
00:53:46 - I disagree.
00:53:47 - I will say that I had it on my board,
00:53:49 and I was prepared to draft it in the fifth round
00:53:51 if nothing else was left,
00:53:52 and then make all the same arguments that you're making now,
00:53:54 knowing full well that it wouldn't be genuine.
00:53:57 - Yeah, it's a Christmas movie.
00:53:58 - How is it not genuine?
00:54:00 - It's a Christmas, it's of course,
00:54:02 as comedic, it's a comedy, but it's never become a Christmas.
00:54:03 - Are you taking Elf next?
00:54:06 - No, 'cause that's in the 2000s.
00:54:07 But I would, 'cause that's a comedy too.
00:54:10 - I got the exact same shit for drafting Shrek
00:54:12 in the 2000s.
00:54:13 - No, no, no, no, that's different.
00:54:14 - That's not different.
00:54:15 - That is very different.
00:54:16 - They said they had all the same arguments.
00:54:18 They're like, that's not the spirit of the draft,
00:54:19 that's not what you think of when you think of comedy.
00:54:21 - You're gonna sit here and tell me
00:54:22 Home Alone's not a comedy.
00:54:23 - Christmas Vacation's a very funny movie, right?
00:54:25 But you don't watch it in July.
00:54:27 - Exactly.
00:54:28 - Well, if we were doing comedies of the '80s,
00:54:29 you don't think Christmas Vacation would get picked?
00:54:32 I would pick it high.
00:54:33 - Well, I know you're monkeying around with the rules,
00:54:36 but you don't watch Christmas Vacation.
00:54:39 - You guys are full of shit.
00:54:40 - You can take it, you can take it,
00:54:42 but it's disingenuous.
00:54:44 - I have others.
00:54:45 - I don't think it is.
00:54:46 - No, no, you're good.
00:54:47 You have another pick right now.
00:54:49 - Fifth Round.
00:54:50 - I had it as a first round,
00:54:52 as a number three overall pick.
00:54:53 - If you're doing '90s movies,
00:54:55 it's probably, you could argue that
00:54:57 it could be a first round.
00:54:57 - You're gonna argue to me that Home Alone
00:54:59 has got Joe Pesci falling down a goddamn stairwell
00:55:02 over and over and getting bricks thrown in his face
00:55:04 is not a goddamn comedy?
00:55:05 - It's turned into a Christmas movie.
00:55:07 - It doesn't, it--
00:55:08 - It came out, you punk motherfuckers,
00:55:11 I will never do this shit again.
00:55:13 - All right, just take Jingle all the way
00:55:15 with your next pick and we'll be fine.
00:55:16 (laughing)
00:55:18 - All right, this one's for me.
00:55:19 - I'm on Brandon's side.
00:55:20 - This one's for me.
00:55:21 - You guys agree a lot.
00:55:22 - Next time I'm here, we gotta switch seats
00:55:25 so I can be next to my boy.
00:55:28 This one is for me, and I don't know
00:55:29 if anybody here has seen it, that's fine.
00:55:32 And this director's best movies came out in 2000 and 2004
00:55:36 when he came out with Best in Show and A Mighty Wind.
00:55:39 However, Waiting for Guffman came out in the mid '90s
00:55:43 and it is one of the funniest fucking movies
00:55:45 I've ever seen.
00:55:46 It's set forth in motion, well, you know,
00:55:48 Spinal Tap happened 13 years earlier,
00:55:50 but it was the first of a trilogy
00:55:51 of these type of mockumentary movies.
00:55:53 It was Waiting for Guffman, then it was Best in Show,
00:55:55 like I said, and A Mighty Wind.
00:55:56 They're all fantastic.
00:55:57 This is the only one that came out in the '90s,
00:55:59 Waiting for Guffman is hilarious.
00:56:00 - Never heard of it.
00:56:02 - It was on all the lists that I Googled
00:56:04 and I've never heard of it.
00:56:05 - Have you ever, so nobody in this room's ever seen it.
00:56:08 - Didn't even know how to spell Guffman.
00:56:10 - So I assumed that Kirk would be my only competition
00:56:13 for this movie.
00:56:14 - I saw it in the theater.
00:56:16 Yeah, very funny, it was on my list.
00:56:18 Corky St. Clair is the lead character,
00:56:20 played by Christopher Guest.
00:56:21 Very, yeah, very, very, I think the funniest,
00:56:24 and like almost more influential now in television.
00:56:27 I feel like it was--
00:56:28 - Oh yeah, the fucking Schitt's Creek,
00:56:30 I mean the Schitt's Creek people.
00:56:31 - It's all them, that show's funny.
00:56:33 - It's all them.
00:56:33 - You know, documentary, Russian film.
00:56:35 - Have y'all ever seen Best in Show?
00:56:36 - I've seen Best in Show, Best in Show's great.
00:56:37 - A Mighty Wind?
00:56:38 - No.
00:56:39 - Best in Show?
00:56:40 - I don't know.
00:56:41 - You need to watch all of these.
00:56:42 - I've heard Best in Show's incredible.
00:56:43 - It's, if this were--
00:56:45 - It's better.
00:56:46 - If this were 2000s comedy movies,
00:56:47 Best in Show would be my one, one.
00:56:49 - Best in Show's awesome.
00:56:50 - And this was as good.
00:56:51 - Okay.
00:56:52 - Great Fred Willard.
00:56:53 - What's it even about?
00:56:53 - Waiting for what?
00:56:54 - It's for local community theater.
00:56:56 It's about local community theater.
00:56:58 What they do is they do these mockumentaries
00:57:00 where they set it forth like a documentary.
00:57:01 The Best in Show's about a dog show.
00:57:03 This is about a town in Missouri,
00:57:05 it's like 10,000 people that has community theater.
00:57:08 And it just goes into that world.
00:57:10 - Okay, I'm in.
00:57:11 It was on every list I saw and I'm like,
00:57:13 what the fuck is this?
00:57:14 I've never even heard of it.
00:57:15 - Yeah, I'm gonna watch it.
00:57:16 And Hot Shots, I'll watch 'em both.
00:57:17 - I can't wait to talk Hot Shots with Ed.
00:57:21 I can't wait, it's such a fucking funny movie.
00:57:23 - All right, back to me.
00:57:25 I'm inspired to do what Brandon just did
00:57:29 and take a personal one that probably
00:57:30 not many people have seen.
00:57:31 It's Kevin Smith.
00:57:32 I fucking love Mallrats.
00:57:34 I assume a lot of people haven't seen it, but--
00:57:38 - I haven't in like 25 years.
00:57:40 - The movie I grew up on.
00:57:41 It's stupid, but it's funny.
00:57:43 And it's Jay and Silent Bob.
00:57:45 - Yeah.
00:57:47 - No, it's funny, yeah, yeah.
00:57:48 No, I like Clerks better, but it's a funny movie.
00:57:50 It was a total flop too.
00:57:52 People didn't get, I guess, what he was trying to do.
00:57:54 He was trying to make like an '80s movie basically.
00:57:56 But it's really funny.
00:57:57 - I never saw it.
00:57:58 - Oh, really?
00:57:59 - I never saw Mallrats.
00:57:59 - Really?
00:58:00 - I don't know how they threw that pitch past me, yeah.
00:58:03 I don't know.
00:58:04 - I think you'd like it now.
00:58:05 - I bet I would.
00:58:06 I mean, I like all the other movies he made back then.
00:58:08 - Yeah.
00:58:09 No, it's--
00:58:10 - It wasn't until Dogma that I started getting off.
00:58:12 Was he Dogma or was it just his group of people?
00:58:14 Yeah, it wasn't until Dogma when I started thinking
00:58:16 that cheese was sliding off the cracker for him.
00:58:18 - Yeah.
00:58:19 - Who was the guy that just stumbled in here that day?
00:58:21 - Yeah, yeah.
00:58:22 - He was the writer who was looking to get into annoyance?
00:58:24 - Yeah, he did that Revenge of the Nerds.
00:58:26 - Oh, okay, okay, okay.
00:58:27 - He's like, he can't do it anymore, can he?
00:58:31 I haven't seen much of his new stuff, but.
00:58:33 - No, no, he got, yeah, no, just went away.
00:58:37 - Let me tell y'all something.
00:58:38 - Chasing Amy's pretty good and then that was it.
00:58:40 - Tell y'all something right now.
00:58:41 You try to keep me off this board
00:58:42 and I will slash all of your tires.
00:58:44 - We'll see, man.
00:58:45 - I will slash all of your goddamn tires.
00:58:47 'Cause I can already tell you're starting
00:58:48 to get that posture over there.
00:58:49 - And you went heavyweights and mall rats
00:58:51 on your last two.
00:58:52 - Mall rats is great.
00:58:54 - Okay.
00:58:55 - Guffman, Chief Rook.
00:58:57 - I'll take my cousin Vinny.
00:58:59 So I think that is probably maybe the best movie
00:59:02 of the ones that we've gone through.
00:59:04 I think, what, what's your sigh?
00:59:08 - I just watched it like two weeks ago.
00:59:09 - You didn't like it?
00:59:10 - No, I love it.
00:59:10 I've seen it many times.
00:59:11 - Yeah, it's a great movie.
00:59:12 It's very watchable.
00:59:13 I feel like it's on HBO.
00:59:14 Marissa Tomei, I think won.
00:59:16 - I had it very high.
00:59:18 - She won an Oscar, right?
00:59:19 For that role.
00:59:20 So great movie.
00:59:21 I feel like that's like,
00:59:24 it almost feels more of an 80s movie.
00:59:26 I was surprised when it came out,
00:59:27 when I looked up, it came out in '93.
00:59:29 Because it has like an eight,
00:59:30 I don't know if it's just like the filmography,
00:59:33 cinematography.
00:59:34 - It seems--
00:59:35 - It has like an 80s look.
00:59:36 - It was very early 90s, '92.
00:59:38 - '92, okay.
00:59:39 I thought it was said '93.
00:59:40 But yeah, I love my cousin Vinny.
00:59:42 Great movie.
00:59:43 - Might have been '93.
00:59:44 - Yeah, I'd tier two.
00:59:45 It's very good.
00:59:47 One of those that I,
00:59:48 it's always on I feel too.
00:59:49 - Yeah, it definitely is.
00:59:50 - It's on a lot.
00:59:50 - Look how high I had it up on the list.
00:59:52 - Very high.
00:59:52 I'm surprised you didn't grab it.
00:59:53 - Well.
00:59:54 - You're going with your heart.
00:59:55 - You're going with the Guffman.
00:59:56 He took a Christmas movie as well.
00:59:57 - I appreciate it,
00:59:58 because I'll probably go back and look at that.
00:59:59 But I am also probably going to vote you off this poll.
01:00:02 But I feel like I learned something,
01:00:03 which is nice.
01:00:04 - He had heavyweights and mall rats.
01:00:07 - I haven't seen mall rats, but yeah.
01:00:09 - I'm going to slash your tires.
01:00:13 You will not have tires anymore.
01:00:14 - That's fine.
01:00:15 - White Sox, Dave.
01:00:18 - I got three left on my list.
01:00:20 And I'm going to go from the heart with this one.
01:00:22 - Toy Story?
01:00:23 - No.
01:00:24 - Ants?
01:00:25 - No.
01:00:26 - Bugs Life?
01:00:26 - I saw all those movies in theater.
01:00:28 - I bet you did.
01:00:29 - I'm going with Half Baked.
01:00:31 Fucking love that movie.
01:00:33 And the side characters are some,
01:00:34 what's his name?
01:00:37 The big Mets fan.
01:00:38 He's always does shit with KFC radio.
01:00:39 - Jim Brewer.
01:00:40 - Jim Brewer.
01:00:41 He's so funny in that movie.
01:00:42 And then when they get caught stealing all the weed
01:00:43 from the thing,
01:00:44 the guy's got the white face mask on.
01:00:46 He starts doing the pantomime move.
01:00:47 - I love that movie.
01:00:49 - The first movie, Kirk,
01:00:50 I don't know what your experience was with it.
01:00:51 Might have been the first comedy movie ever
01:00:53 where I watched it and then thought,
01:00:55 am I not funny?
01:00:57 Do I not?
01:00:57 - Yeah, I don't like it.
01:00:58 It's not for me.
01:00:59 - Yeah, it wasn't for me, right.
01:01:01 - I guess the total cult following,
01:01:02 I completely get it,
01:01:03 but that's not my humor.
01:01:06 - I understand.
01:01:06 I'm the same way with a lot of Will Ferrell movies.
01:01:09 They don't do it for me at all.
01:01:11 - Yeah, but people love it.
01:01:12 It's got a huge cult following still.
01:01:14 It's bigger than when it came out.
01:01:15 It didn't do great.
01:01:16 - No, it didn't.
01:01:17 They did five books at the box office.
01:01:19 - Was that, that was before Chappelle's show, right?
01:01:22 - Yeah.
01:01:22 - Oh yeah.
01:01:23 - It was like four or five years.
01:01:25 What is Chappelle, like 2003?
01:01:27 - January 2003.
01:01:28 - And this is like '97, '98 probably, I would guess.
01:01:31 - Yeah, I've seen it.
01:01:32 I believe him, yo.
01:01:33 - Yeah, I believe him, yo.
01:01:34 I don't know why, but I do.
01:01:36 One of the all-time great scenes right there.
01:01:37 He's going over Killer's life.
01:01:39 Ed, do you like Killer?
01:01:42 - It's one of those I saw as a kid,
01:01:43 I need to watch it again.
01:01:44 Like, I still remember the scenes.
01:01:46 - You don't.
01:01:47 - It's fine.
01:01:48 - Yeah, you're good.
01:01:48 - Like the horse scene, and you know,
01:01:49 there's a lot of great scenes, but.
01:01:51 Kirk, Mr. Irrelevant, last pick of the draft.
01:01:55 - Bob Saget's cameo.
01:01:56 - You ever sucked a dick for Coke?
01:01:59 'Cause I have.
01:02:00 (laughing)
01:02:01 - That was the last pick, right?
01:02:02 - Yep.
01:02:03 - Yeah.
01:02:04 - Okay, it's funny you said Bob Saget.
01:02:05 I almost picked a movie he directed,
01:02:06 which is a cult movie called Dirty Work,
01:02:09 which is a Norm Macdonald movie,
01:02:10 but I'm not gonna go with it.
01:02:11 I have a couple of ones that I was thinking about.
01:02:14 I was thinking about Home Alone 2, Lost in New York,
01:02:16 but I'm not gonna pick it up.
01:02:17 (laughing)
01:02:19 I'm gonna go with a movie I watched as a kid.
01:02:21 I wore the frigging VHS, like 50 million times.
01:02:23 Another movie that feels like an '80s movie.
01:02:25 It came out, I think, in '91.
01:02:26 Also had an Oscar winner, City Slickers,
01:02:28 the Billy Crystal movie.
01:02:29 - Yes.
01:02:30 - Great movie.
01:02:30 - Yeah, which is just a great old-fashioned,
01:02:32 like, don't make 'em like that anymore,
01:02:34 straight ahead, like, buddy's comedy.
01:02:37 - Yeah.
01:02:37 - Just for like, middle-aged guys who are,
01:02:39 you know, I watched it, when I first watched it as a kid,
01:02:42 I didn't really, now I watch it,
01:02:43 I watched it like a year ago as an adult.
01:02:45 I'm like, oh, I get it.
01:02:46 It's like really funny, Bruno Kirby's funny in it.
01:02:48 - It's still really good.
01:02:49 - Hmm?
01:02:50 - It's still really good.
01:02:51 - Yeah, really good, right?
01:02:52 It's really fun, it's tight.
01:02:53 It's probably like an hour 45.
01:02:55 - Yeah, Jack Palance is good.
01:02:56 Like, the whole thing is just fantastic.
01:02:58 - One-on-one yet today, Curly?
01:02:59 - It's like days out.
01:03:01 - Days over.
01:03:02 - Day ain't over yet.
01:03:03 - Yeah.
01:03:04 - Huge hit, like, you would never,
01:03:06 like, think of what Billy Crystal looked like in 1991.
01:03:09 - Yeah.
01:03:10 - And like, he starred in a movie,
01:03:11 in a comedy, made like $150 million in 1991.
01:03:14 - Well, the concept shouldn't work.
01:03:15 Billy, send Billy Crystal out to the desert
01:03:17 and run a cattle drive.
01:03:18 Like, that's not funny.
01:03:19 - Right, but it works.
01:03:20 Those three guys are great together.
01:03:21 They made a terrible sequel.
01:03:23 But--
01:03:25 - The Legend of Curly's Gold?
01:03:25 You're not all in on that one?
01:03:27 - No, Jack Palance playing two roles,
01:03:29 and no Bruno Kirby, John Lovitz in there, so.
01:03:32 Yeah, City Slickers for me is the last one.
01:03:35 - Jake Gyllenhaal's debut, huh?
01:03:36 - He's the son, yeah.
01:03:37 - Is he really?
01:03:38 - Yep, he's their son.
01:03:39 - I did not know that.
01:03:41 - Bruno Kirby, one of those guys,
01:03:42 I just never knew his name,
01:03:43 but I love a lot of things he's in.
01:03:45 - Remember the cow? - He's great.
01:03:46 - Norman?
01:03:47 - Never seen it, though.
01:03:50 - All right, here's what we didn't take, Eddie, okay?
01:03:52 - What didn't we take?
01:03:53 - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, did not get chosen.
01:03:55 - You're right.
01:03:56 - Friday did not get chosen.
01:03:59 - That was on my tier two, yeah.
01:04:00 - Rush Hour did not get chosen.
01:04:01 - Rush Hour's good.
01:04:02 - That's about it, I guess.
01:04:07 - Kirk, what do we, here, one on my list, tier two,
01:04:09 what do we think about private parts?
01:04:11 - Yep, I thought about private parts for sure.
01:04:13 - Wait, what's private parts again?
01:04:14 - Howard Stern. - Howard Stern.
01:04:16 - Yep, I mean, I had dazed and confused,
01:04:18 it's probably not a big one for you guys.
01:04:20 - It's a great movie, I just,
01:04:21 I don't think of it as a comedy per se.
01:04:23 - I don't either, yeah, it's a coming of age,
01:04:24 I kinda baffled with that one,
01:04:26 so I said no to that one, but yeah.
01:04:28 - Big Daddy, Can't Hardly Wait, Varsity Blues,
01:04:32 those, like, more like teen, so like, yeah,
01:04:35 definitely Big Daddy, but those other, like,
01:04:36 - Yeah, I can't put Varsity Blues in a comedy.
01:04:38 - Varsity Blues is not a comedy.
01:04:39 - Yeah, that's like a teen,
01:04:40 so that's why I didn't take it.
01:04:41 - Is that a movie?
01:04:42 - Well, yeah, Twitter looks down in his pants
01:04:44 and is like, oh, what the fuck is that?
01:04:45 - Twitter's funny, yeah.
01:04:46 - Yeah. - But that's why, like, I,
01:04:48 Basketball?
01:04:49 - Oh, that's a great, yeah.
01:04:50 - That movie fucking sucks.
01:04:52 - I never saw it. - I love those things.
01:04:53 - Well, how about the actual South Park movie itself?
01:04:56 - Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, yeah, that's pretty good.
01:04:58 - I like that. - I like that one.
01:04:59 - They need to do another one.
01:05:00 - Dirty Work was a good call-out.
01:05:02 - Yeah, I thought about that.
01:05:03 - And I gotta, we gotta give a nod to Pauly Shore,
01:05:05 I loved Encino Man and Son-in-Law.
01:05:07 - Why do we have to give a nod to?
01:05:08 - 'Cause he's a '90s comedy, he's a '90s comedy, come on.
01:05:11 - He exists, I mean, yeah.
01:05:13 - He, you gotta, he deserves a nod for '90s comedy.
01:05:16 - Bio-Dome, Encino Man.
01:05:19 - Son-in-Law.
01:05:20 - Son-in-Law, in the Army now.
01:05:22 - He was a big benchmark for '90s comedy.
01:05:25 - Did you like any of those?
01:05:28 - Yeah, I love Son-in-Law and Encino Man.
01:05:29 - I didn't see Son-in-Law.
01:05:30 I did see Encino Man.
01:05:32 Was that our first Brendan Fraser?
01:05:36 - Might have been. - George in the Jungle.
01:05:37 - He might have been in one.
01:05:38 - That was after, that was after.
01:05:39 - He might have been in one before it
01:05:40 or one right after it, I think.
01:05:42 - Oh no, he was in the fucking Poets,
01:05:44 no, he was in the, what do you know?
01:05:45 - No, he was in School Ties.
01:05:46 - School Ties, that's right.
01:05:48 It was like Dead Poets Society,
01:05:49 but it wasn't, it was School Ties.
01:05:50 - Gotta tell him to rip off, yeah.
01:05:52 - All right, go ahead and fucking do it,
01:05:53 I don't give a fuck.
01:05:54 - What about White Men Can't Jump?
01:05:56 I haven't seen it in forever, but.
01:05:57 - It's very good.
01:05:59 - That's a good one.
01:05:59 - Kirk, what'd you think of Clifford?
01:06:01 - What?
01:06:02 - It's like a super cult movie that I don't think is that,
01:06:05 I never thought it was that funny.
01:06:06 I hate to say it 'cause it's like sacrilege.
01:06:08 I like him in certain things.
01:06:09 I'm not the world's biggest Martin Short fan.
01:06:11 I know people like wanna love him.
01:06:13 I just feel like he's always on, I don't know.
01:06:17 Not my favorite.
01:06:18 - Yeah, he does get a lot of laughs
01:06:19 by just throwing as many pitches as possible.
01:06:22 - Yeah, I mean, you know, he's a funny guy,
01:06:23 but yeah, that's a big cult movie.
01:06:26 - One of the most preposterous movies of all time.
01:06:28 - Have you seen Clifford? - I love Charles Groening.
01:06:30 - I've not seen Clifford, I'm aware of it.
01:06:31 - Clifford, it's weird.
01:06:33 - Yeah.
01:06:34 - Yeah, I mean, there's a ton.
01:06:34 Dodd-Fyer, was that a comedy though?
01:06:36 - Oh, yeah.
01:06:37 - Missile Dive was 100% a comedy.
01:06:39 - It's absolutely a comedy.
01:06:40 - It's just like a woman.
01:06:41 - It's a kind of sad though.
01:06:42 The Mask?
01:06:46 - Nah.
01:06:47 - Nah, it's just not gonna make a best of list like this.
01:06:49 - Cameron Diaz is not her best.
01:06:52 - Oh, Cameron Diaz.
01:06:53 - Cameron Diaz in The Mask is the hottest person
01:06:55 that ever was in a movie.
01:06:56 - That was her first--
01:06:57 - That was the first time I ever saw her.
01:06:58 - Yeah, that was her first movie, I'm pretty sure.
01:07:01 - Yes, Eddie?
01:07:02 - Nothing.
01:07:03 - Go ahead and list them.
01:07:04 - No, no, no, no, say it.
01:07:05 Say what you were about to say.
01:07:05 You can't do that.
01:07:06 - Fucking say what you were about to say.
01:07:07 - No, no, no.
01:07:08 - Keep in mind, I'm not flying back to New York this time,
01:07:10 Eddie, I'm out here now.
01:07:11 - Yeah, I know, I know.
01:07:12 - Come on.
01:07:13 - I was just, a few I was looking at,
01:07:14 I was like, what would we think if someone drafted
01:07:16 like Rookie of the Year or drafted--
01:07:17 - The Sandlot.
01:07:18 - The Sandlot, like--
01:07:19 - I wouldn't have said no,
01:07:21 but I personally don't consider those.
01:07:23 - I don't think those are comedies either.
01:07:25 - Yeah, those are comedies?
01:07:26 - Yeah, those wouldn't count.
01:07:27 - Daniel Stern's pretty funny.
01:07:29 Pigeon Coach.
01:07:30 - That's the, Daniel Stern's the worst part
01:07:32 of Rookie of the Year.
01:07:32 - He kind of is.
01:07:34 He's annoying.
01:07:35 - Daniel Stern was in every--
01:07:36 - In that movie.
01:07:37 - He was in every comedy movie from like '89 to '92.
01:07:39 - Yeah.
01:07:40 - And now he's nowhere.
01:07:41 - Yeah.
01:07:42 - Which is sad.
01:07:43 All right, I'll read them off, then we'll vote off
01:07:45 who will not be on the poll,
01:07:46 so whoever you think had the worst draft.
01:07:48 Brandon, Dumb and Dumber, Austin Powers,
01:07:50 Hot Shots, Home Alone, Waiting for Guffman,
01:07:53 Eddie, Office Space, Groundhog Day,
01:07:54 The Wedding Singer, Heavyweights, Mallrats,
01:07:57 Chief, Tommy Boy, Waynesboro, The Big Lebowski,
01:07:59 Billy Madison, My Cousin Vinny, White Sox,
01:08:02 Dave, Kingpin, Happy Gilmore, American Pie,
01:08:05 The Waterboy, Half Baked, Kirk, Swingers,
01:08:07 There's Something About Mary, The Cable Guy,
01:08:09 Clerks, City Slickers.
01:08:11 - Here's what's about to happen.
01:08:13 - What's gonna happen?
01:08:13 - You punk motherfuckers are gonna vote me off.
01:08:15 And the reason is, you think Kirk's movies are the worst
01:08:19 'cause you don't like Swingers, and you don't,
01:08:21 none of you--
01:08:22 - I like Swingers.
01:08:23 - 'Cause you just, 'cause you just--
01:08:24 - 'Cause now you're challenging their manhood.
01:08:25 - None of you have ever seen The Cable Guy.
01:08:27 - None of you--
01:08:28 - I've seen The Cable Guy like a hundred times.
01:08:29 - None of you really vibe with Kirk's list,
01:08:31 but you're so scared of his goddamn minions
01:08:33 that you're gonna vote me off.
01:08:33 That's what's gonna happen.
01:08:34 - Hey, hey Brandon.
01:08:35 - You're perfectly welcome to vote me off
01:08:36 if you think my list is the worst.
01:08:37 - I don't think your list was,
01:08:38 they think your list is the worst,
01:08:40 but they're not gonna do it.
01:08:40 - I'm not saying you're so fucking insecure
01:08:42 that you need to win this.
01:08:43 Like, just let these people make their picks.
01:08:45 It's fucking pathetic.
01:08:46 - I do not think his list was the worst.
01:08:48 - Who's, let me ask you, whose list was the worst?
01:08:51 - Oh, we're gonna reveal it in a second.
01:08:53 - Yeah, this is how the game works.
01:08:55 Shut the fuck up and just--
01:08:56 - You shut the fuck up, Kirk.
01:08:57 - Make our picks.
01:08:58 Jesus Christ, Brandon.
01:09:00 It's like a fucking Christmas movie.
01:09:05 I mean, you should be disqualified.
01:09:07 You should be disqualified.
01:09:09 All right, Kirk. - He's about to be disqualified.
01:09:11 - Kirk, who do you got?
01:09:12 I hate to do it.
01:09:18 But I mean, 'cause I don't, if I'm being fair here,
01:09:21 I don't like two of his movies,
01:09:23 so I'm gonna vote for Dave.
01:09:24 'Cause I don't like "Waterboy" and I don't like "Half-Bake."
01:09:27 - Hey, Kirk, that's fine.
01:09:28 Taste is subjective.
01:09:30 - Yeah, but like, you know,
01:09:31 but I like that he made the picks
01:09:32 'cause he likes those movies.
01:09:33 And by the way, I applaud that he was, you know,
01:09:37 faithful to the list, to the rules of this
01:09:39 and picked comedies and didn't pick holiday movies.
01:09:41 But still, I'm gonna pick Dave.
01:09:43 So I hope Brandon loses.
01:09:45 - Brandon, who do you got?
01:09:46 - I have you.
01:09:47 Because you had the best start.
01:09:49 You had "Office Space" and "Groundhog Day."
01:09:51 My God, you're just, incredible picks.
01:09:54 And then you threw "Heavyweights" and "Mallrats" at us.
01:09:56 - You've never seen "Mallrats."
01:09:58 - You've never seen "Waiting for Guffman."
01:10:00 - Okay. - "Mallrats" is not a bad pick.
01:10:02 - All right, one-one.
01:10:03 - What's funnier, "Mallrats" or "Waiting for Guffman?"
01:10:05 - "Waiting for Guffman."
01:10:06 - Not even close. - Again, it's still--
01:10:08 - It's okay, just relax.
01:10:09 - Chief?
01:10:10 - Christmas movie.
01:10:11 - Well, he took a Christmas movie
01:10:12 and two movies I haven't seen.
01:10:14 So I'm going with "BFW."
01:10:16 - That's on you.
01:10:17 - Well.
01:10:18 - That's on you. - Hey, you know what?
01:10:19 - If we were doing a '90s comedy draft,
01:10:20 you need to watch the fucking '90s comedies.
01:10:21 - I will, I'm sorry, I haven't seen every movie.
01:10:24 You haven't seen "Mallrats."
01:10:24 - You haven't seen one of Eddie's.
01:10:26 - Yeah, I hadn't seen "Mallrats."
01:10:28 - Oh, Brandon, I'm saying.
01:10:29 - Oh, yeah, I know.
01:10:30 But it's rules for thee, not for me.
01:10:32 - 25 movies here, I've seen 24 of them.
01:10:35 - White Sox, Dave.
01:10:36 - Hey, if I can go, if I have to retroactively go back
01:10:38 and vote for someone else, I will.
01:10:40 - What do you got, White Sox, Dave?
01:10:44 - What's the tally so far?
01:10:45 - So far it is one for Brandon, one for you,
01:10:48 or one for me.
01:10:50 - Yeah.
01:10:51 - All right, well, I'm going with Kirk.
01:10:52 Sorry, Kirk, I don't think "Swingers" is that great.
01:10:55 The cable guy, it's fine.
01:10:57 - Unbelievable.
01:10:58 - Never seen "City Slickers," "Kirk's."
01:10:59 - Fine where he lives, fine with his fucking house,
01:11:02 fine with his family, enough of this fucking bullshit.
01:11:04 I can't take this, this is ridiculous, this isn't right.
01:11:06 How dare you, Dave?
01:11:07 - I mean, "Swingers," come on.
01:11:08 "Swingers."
01:11:09 - "Swingers" is very good.
01:11:11 - No, it's okay, Dave. - It's good.
01:11:12 - You can get me.
01:11:12 - But, Kirk, I told you, they all three believe
01:11:15 that you had the worst one, but they're not voting
01:11:16 when they're conscious 'cause they're scared of you.
01:11:18 - That's just what they do.
01:11:19 - What did I just do?
01:11:20 - I like you, my life wouldn't change
01:11:21 if I wasn't the fucking brown ass.
01:11:22 - I'm talking about them, dumbass.
01:11:23 - We've never had a negative interaction
01:11:24 with Kirk or his people.
01:11:26 - I love these guys. - And you don't want one.
01:11:27 - And people know that I don't like Kirk.
01:11:30 - You don't?
01:11:30 - Maybe he famously doesn't like me,
01:11:31 but I love Dave, and Jeff, I love too,
01:11:33 so he can kick me out, that's fine.
01:11:35 Good, Dave would be a contestant.
01:11:36 - I mean, to Brandon's defense, that is,
01:11:39 Swingers, what, eh.
01:11:41 I mean, it's good, but it's not like first round.
01:11:43 - You voted with your conscience,
01:11:44 these two believe his was the worst too,
01:11:46 but they're scared of him.
01:11:47 - No, I don't.
01:11:48 I think Swingers is very good,
01:11:49 I love there's something about Mary,
01:11:51 I haven't seen the cable guy,
01:11:53 and I love City Slickers, I love City Slickers.
01:11:55 - I can't believe you guys haven't seen cable guy.
01:11:57 - No, I've seen it as a kid, but--
01:11:58 - I don't really like Jim Carrey,
01:11:59 so I kind of avoid his stuff.
01:12:01 - Now, I drafted Mulraths, that clearly shows
01:12:04 I'm a Kevin Smith guy, so you can't totally say
01:12:07 that I don't like Kirk Sport.
01:12:09 - That's true.
01:12:10 - Go ahead, do it, Eddie.
01:12:10 I'll give a shit.
01:12:11 - Yes, he does.
01:12:12 - Do it.
01:12:13 - So, right now, there's one vote for Kirk,
01:12:15 one vote for Brandon, one vote for me,
01:12:16 one vote for White Sox, Dave.
01:12:17 - Vote for Chief, just make it good.
01:12:19 (laughing)
01:12:20 - I don't know what happens then, Harry votes maybe?
01:12:22 I kind of want to see what would happen.
01:12:26 - Didn't that just happen?
01:12:27 - I don't know.
01:12:29 - Yeah, I guess, Brandon Walker, you're off the ball.
01:12:32 (laughing)
01:12:33 - I have Dumb and Dumber, Austin Powers is incredible,
01:12:36 Hot Shots is way funnier than anything
01:12:38 that any of y'all chose, and it's all about Home Alone.
01:12:40 - Great top two.
01:12:41 - Yeah, your top two's strong.
01:12:43 - Top four or five rounds.
01:12:44 - I actually like Hot Shots better than,
01:12:48 all your movies, I think I would watch that first.
01:12:50 - I think I would too, I might watch tonight.
01:12:52 - To be fair, though, unless it's like
01:12:53 December 18th or 19th, then we all get together
01:12:55 and watch Home Alone.
01:12:56 I mean, that's only fair, it's a Christmas movie.
01:12:58 - Right.
01:12:59 - Good point.
01:13:00 - Maybe the number one '90s--
01:13:03 - Kirk, I understand, you know, that's fine.
01:13:05 Eddie, you're a cunt, Jeef, you're a cunt,
01:13:08 White Sox, Dave, you're cool.
01:13:10 - You just did the half-baked line
01:13:11 and you didn't even know it, basically.
01:13:13 - You're cool, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out.
01:13:17 Everybody knows that fucking line, Dave.
01:13:18 - Yeah.
01:13:19 - He knew what he was doing.
01:13:20 - Yeah, Jesus Christ.
01:13:22 - All right, Kirk, thank you.
01:13:24 - Thank you, Kirk.
01:13:25 - Anytime, guys.
01:13:25 - Thank you, Kirk.
01:13:26 - Brandon, thank you.
01:13:27 - Go fuck yourself.
01:13:28 - God, Brandon.
01:13:29 - And thank you, everybody, for listening.
01:13:30 That's it for today, we'll be back tomorrow.
01:13:31 We'll see you then.
01:13:32 (whooshing)
01:13:34 [WHOOSH]

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