Seattle Seahawks' Offense: A Major Disappointment in Yardage
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00:02 - LA Rams.
00:04 Now the Seattle Seahawks offense,
00:07 well the only thing, you know, offense,
00:09 yeah, it was offensive, sure.
00:11 It was offensive.
00:12 Pete Carroll swallowed and went through more pieces of gum
00:15 than he did have yards in the second half.
00:17 Do you know you got a problem
00:19 when you've got fans in the stands
00:21 that have drank more beers, 12,
00:23 than you got yards in the second half?
00:26 That's not good, right?
00:28 Like if you go to a game and you go, man,
00:30 I'm gonna drink as many beers.
00:31 I used to go to baseball games in the early days
00:34 when I was younger and just throw it down
00:35 and have a good time.
00:36 And me and my boys, our thing was a beer per half an inning.
00:40 We drink a beer in the top of the inning,
00:43 we drink a beer in the bottom of the inning.
00:45 We drink a beer in the top of the inning.
00:47 So you know, do the math, it adds up,
00:49 you get pretty lit, okay?
00:51 So imagine going, imagine going to a football game
00:55 and saying, all right, man,
00:56 we're gonna drink as many beers
00:58 as the team racks up yards, all right?
01:00 Imagine doing that at a Colorado Buffalo game,
01:02 you'd end up dead of alcohol poisoning.
01:04 You go into a Seattle Seahawks game and bet your buddies
01:07 and say, yeah, every time the Seattle Seahawks
01:09 pick up a yard of offense, we have a shot,
01:11 you'll be able to drive home, you're so sober after the game.
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