Totally Killer Red Band Trailer (2023)
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Short filmTranscript
00:00 I'd like to report a crime that hasn't happened yet.
00:03 Have you seen the movie Back to the Future?
00:05 Basically, I'm living that movie right now,
00:07 which is how I know there's gonna be a murder tonight.
00:10 - Hate time travel movies.
00:13 They never make any sense.
00:14 - Happy Halloween.
00:18 How about we all stay in and hand out Halloween candy?
00:21 - No, Mom.
00:22 - You know how hard this time of year is for us?
00:24 - Your friends were murdered 35 years ago.
00:27 It's not 1987 anymore.
00:30 - Stay safe, honey.
00:30 I love you.
00:31 (screaming)
00:42 - Invisible, we will see you.
00:48 - What the fuck?
00:51 - Excuse me, what year is it?
00:56 - 1987.
00:57 - Oh my God.
00:58 - I know.
00:58 - The 80s are almost over and I haven't even tried Coke yet.
01:01 - I don't know.
01:04 - Oh my God.
01:07 - Mom.
01:08 - Fuck off and die.
01:09 - Jesus, Mom.
01:11 - Mamacita.
01:13 Ay, ay, ay, ay.
01:14 Mamacita.
01:15 - You know time for my birthday, bitch.
01:19 (screaming)
01:21 - This is a creepy ass cabin
01:22 in the middle of fucking nowhere.
01:24 - What's the big deal?
01:25 - There's a murderer on the loose.
01:26 - And you drove us into the woods.
01:28 - Oh my God.
01:29 - What?
01:30 - I forgot to bring vodka.
01:31 - You have seven and a half hours
01:35 until you're stuck here forever.
01:37 - I need to stop all this horror before it happens.
01:42 - The machines kill us all.
01:45 - No.
01:46 - They more just rip apart the fabric of our society
01:48 via dance videos on TikTok.
01:50 - They use dance against us?
01:52 - Come on out, the water's warm.
01:55 - Just so you know, I don't do blowjobs.
01:57 You pee out of that thing.
01:59 - Just think, maybe if she did do blowjobs,
02:03 she'd still be alive.
02:05 - Yeah, let's not make that the lesson.
02:08 80's weed sucks.
02:12 This is just dirt.
02:13 Look at all these twigs.
02:15 - Yeah, I could give you a gummy this big
02:16 that has 100 times more weed than this.
02:19 (upbeat music)
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02:25 (upbeat music)
02:27 (upbeat music)
02:30 (upbeat music)
02:33 (upbeat music)
02:35 [BLANK_AUDIO]