Ryan Getzlaf + Kevin Bieksa VS Paul Bissonnette + Ryan Whitney - Sandbagger Invitational 18 - video Dailymotion

Spittin' Chiclets

Ryan Whitney | Spittin' Chiclets

Transcript

00:00:00 (upbeat music)

00:00:02 - Oh no!

00:00:03 - R.A. is this your first sandbagger?

00:00:04 - First sandbag, yeah.

00:00:05 - Oh, we know whose fault it is if we lose.

00:00:07 - Bernie Justin, the wet dog.

00:00:10 - What the hell's your problem?

00:00:11 - R.A. sober up, bro.

00:00:13 - Hello.

00:00:15 (laughing)

00:00:18 Are they here yet?

00:00:19 - Yeah, they're at the bar.

00:00:20 - Thank you, sir.

00:00:21 - They're at the bar.

00:00:22 Well, time to catch up, I guess.

00:00:24 - What's up, buddy?

00:00:25 - Nothing.

00:00:26 (laughing)

00:00:27 - Just a disaster.

00:00:28 - R.A.

00:00:30 - What's up?

00:00:30 - Making his sandbagger debut.

00:00:35 - My sandbagger debut.

00:00:36 Imagine I stayed in last night, still got up this morning,

00:00:38 I feel like a cat, used my mouth for litter box

00:00:40 and still pissed orange Fanta,

00:00:42 but I'm ready to rock and roll with you boys,

00:00:43 so let's fucking go.

00:00:45 - This is not, I'm 40 years old.

00:00:48 - Love it, buddy, I got you.

00:00:49 - I can't do this.

00:00:50 - Dude, I don't know how you just,

00:00:51 I saw the text at 12 30, still out,

00:00:53 I was like, oh no, oh no.

00:00:55 - How you feeling, bud?

00:00:56 - Me?

00:00:57 - Yeah.

00:00:58 - Horrible.

00:00:58 - Come here.

00:00:59 - I got a little something for you,

00:01:00 once we hit the coast.

00:01:01 - It's too much.

00:01:02 - A little treat from R.A.

00:01:03 - Come on.

00:01:04 - Nashville itself has kicked us right in the dick.

00:01:06 Getslov is nasty.

00:01:08 BX is saying he's like, BX is saying he's a 14.

00:01:11 There's not a fucking chance he's a 14.

00:01:13 That's how we get started right there.

00:01:15 Early morning, a little protein shake for busy boys.

00:01:19 Look at these fucking idiots right here.

00:01:21 - Hello, boys.

00:01:24 - You guys got here at 8 30 to hit the range?

00:01:26 - What's up, buddy?

00:01:27 - Good to see you, buddy.

00:01:28 - How you doing, boys?

00:01:29 - What's up?

00:01:29 You look great.

00:01:30 - Just having it at the center of the club.

00:01:32 - Good to see you, buddy.

00:01:33 - Thank you so much.

00:01:34 - Oh yeah.

00:01:35 - Great to see you.

00:01:36 How you doing, bud?

00:01:37 - Fuck off.

00:01:38 How many shots are we giving you?

00:01:41 - I don't know.

00:01:42 I don't know what he is, but he's like a three.

00:01:44 - Who?

00:01:46 - I heard you're scratch.

00:01:47 - No, we're straight up.

00:01:48 I won the negotiation last night.

00:01:49 - No, no, I get a shot.

00:01:50 - What are you?

00:01:51 - I'm a one.

00:01:52 And he's a zero.

00:01:53 He is not a zero.

00:01:55 - Your handicap, I looked up on the gin is 0.1.

00:01:58 You're a zero.

00:01:59 - Oh no, that's my index.

00:02:01 That's not my handicap.

00:02:02 - Yeah, but my index is 0.9.

00:02:03 So I get one.

00:02:04 - 0.9?

00:02:05 I'm a 0.6 and he's throwing us a stroke.

00:02:08 - You're a three.

00:02:08 - Four on this course.

00:02:09 - So you'll get, you'll get.

00:02:11 - You get half a shot.

00:02:12 - No, I get a shot.

00:02:14 You get, you get two shots

00:02:16 and Biz gets a shot on every hole but the par threes.

00:02:18 - Yeah, yeah.

00:02:19 That's how she goes.

00:02:20 - Why don't we just get him a wheelchair too

00:02:22 while we're at it?

00:02:23 (laughing)

00:02:25 - What's up brother?

00:02:26 How you doing?

00:02:27 - That's not how it works.

00:02:28 - That's not how it works.

00:02:29 - You got a beer already?

00:02:29 - How you doing brother?

00:02:30 Biz is right now, he's just,

00:02:31 all he's doing is winning the negotiation.

00:02:34 He's sandbagging us.

00:02:35 This is the exact meaning of the show right here.

00:02:37 ♪ Do you drink about me ♪

00:02:40 ♪ Even with your friends around ♪

00:02:42 ♪ When he's holding your hand ♪

00:02:44 ♪ Singing your song ♪

00:02:46 ♪ It's a bittersweet ♪

00:02:47 ♪ Do you drink to forget ♪

00:02:49 ♪ Drink to let go of these memories ♪

00:02:52 ♪ Do you drink about me ♪

00:02:54 ♪ 'Cause so well the drink is ♪

00:02:56 ♪ Thought you got left of me ♪

00:03:00 ♪ Thought you got left of me ♪

00:03:02 ♪ I miss you ♪

00:03:05 ♪ Thought you got left of me ♪

00:03:09 ♪ Thought you got left of me ♪

00:03:11 ♪ I miss you ♪

00:03:14 ♪ Thought you got left of me ♪

00:03:18 ♪ Thought you got left of me ♪

00:03:19 ♪ I miss you ♪

00:03:22 ♪ Thought you got left of me ♪

00:03:26 ♪ Thought you got left of me ♪

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00:03:35 ♪ Thought you got left of me ♪

00:03:37 ♪ I miss you ♪

00:03:39 - Folks, we're back.

00:03:42 Don't judge my voice.

00:03:43 I've been in Nashville for four nights.

00:03:46 This guy's been here for five.

00:03:47 I don't think he's been to sleep.

00:03:49 - Can't tell, can't tell.

00:03:50 - I don't think he's been to sleep.

00:03:51 But still, we're here to continue this streak.

00:03:53 We got two special guests, two legends.

00:03:55 Ryan Getzlaff, new coordinator of player personnel

00:03:58 with the Anaheim Ducks.

00:04:00 And Kevin Biesa, hockey knight in Canada.

00:04:03 Basically a UFC fighter that was also really good at hockey.

00:04:06 So hopefully no fights break out.

00:04:08 But the most important thing is Pink Whitney.

00:04:10 Shout out Pink Whitney.

00:04:11 The birdie juice will hopefully be flowing

00:04:13 if we can actually make contact with the ball.

00:04:15 La Bat Blue, the best beer in the business.

00:04:17 And then Big Deal Brew,

00:04:19 if you want to get a little other taste

00:04:20 of some La Bat specialty

00:04:21 with a little spit and chicle to action.

00:04:23 We're at Old Hickory Golf Club.

00:04:25 Getz, he's a stick.

00:04:26 He's a zero.

00:04:26 So I'm getting one shot.

00:04:28 Biekska's a stick.

00:04:29 He's a three.

00:04:30 He's getting two shots.

00:04:31 And then this guy, God knows,

00:04:33 he didn't make contact on the range

00:04:34 and we got to carry water on the first hole.

00:04:36 He's getting a shot on every hole but the par threes.

00:04:39 We're looking to keep this streak going.

00:04:40 Let's go.

00:04:41 What do we do?

00:04:44 - Oh!

00:04:44 - What do we do?

00:04:45 - This is a gamer though.

00:04:46 - See, I told you.

00:04:47 - The only way I've learned about him is he's a good shot.

00:04:48 - This is a joke.

00:04:49 - Go in the hole.

00:04:50 Go in the hole.

00:04:51 - What a joke.

00:04:52 - This is a gamer.

00:04:53 - This is how the show got its name.

00:04:54 Right here.

00:04:55 Oh, pure.

00:04:58 Just pure wit, dog.

00:05:00 - Sit down.

00:05:02 - Oh, boy.

00:05:02 - That's a good swing there, boys.

00:05:04 - You guys got to be feeling good about yourselves now.

00:05:06 - You made me so confident.

00:05:07 - Did I?

00:05:08 - You made me so confident there.

00:05:09 - Oh man, what a team we got, eh?

00:05:10 What a team we got.

00:05:11 Your tan's impeccable right now.

00:05:13 - I'm too dark.

00:05:14 - You look like Chelios.

00:05:15 - So now you're chirping, Biz?

00:05:16 He hit one good shot.

00:05:16 - Oh no, I was complimenting you.

00:05:19 - Oh boys.

00:05:21 - Good swing, dude.

00:05:22 - I think it's got to go, though.

00:05:24 - Oh.

00:05:25 - We're in one today, Biz.

00:05:26 Great swing.

00:05:32 - Okay, boys.

00:05:33 We're off and running.

00:05:33 - He's just good at everything.

00:05:34 That's what we got to deal with this guy.

00:05:35 But he can't have music, so he's panicked about that.

00:05:38 - I am.

00:05:38 - What's this, a par two?

00:05:39 - And then first tee.

00:05:40 - Is this a par two or par three?

00:05:41 - R.A. is the highest person in Tennessee right now.

00:05:44 - Can I smoke cigars on the course?

00:05:45 - Yep.

00:05:46 - R.A., can you ride on our cart, like on the roof?

00:05:48 - I can smoke cigars.

00:05:49 Do I have to hide the label?

00:05:50 I don't want you guys getting sued.

00:05:51 I can't play music.

00:05:52 - We want to make sure you guys make money off everything.

00:05:54 - Hey, if you want to pay the fines, we can play music.

00:05:57 - Thanks, R.A., that was awesome.

00:05:59 That needed that.

00:06:00 - You feel way better?

00:06:01 - Oh, fuck, way better.

00:06:02 I might shit my pants, though.

00:06:04 That's the one thing.

00:06:05 I get runny bum when I drink a lot of beers.

00:06:07 - Hey, Biz's farts right now are,

00:06:12 riding in that cart's going to be miserable.

00:06:15 (indistinct chatter)

00:06:17 - I don't mind that.

00:06:18 - Oh, come on, baby.

00:06:19 - Just don't like the line.

00:06:20 - Wow.

00:06:21 - Go.

00:06:21 - Just pushed it a little.

00:06:22 Good pop, buddy.

00:06:23 - Work, work.

00:06:28 - Why'd you even bother?

00:06:31 - Oh, I left one short?

00:06:32 No way.

00:06:33 - Where's the caddy?

00:06:34 - It's R.A., but he has one shoe on.

00:06:36 - R.A., what do you see?

00:06:37 - Bunch of assholes.

00:06:38 - Thanks for the read.

00:06:39 - Oh, wow.

00:06:43 - That's one.

00:06:44 That's one.

00:06:45 - Oh, that might've hit something.

00:06:49 - Biz, these guys, that's not what they needed to start.

00:06:53 - Is this ours?

00:06:54 - That's me.

00:06:55 - Oh, I was wondering what that was.

00:06:56 - What the fuck?

00:06:57 Here, let me pick it up then.

00:06:59 Holy fuck.

00:07:00 - Hey, what a gentleman, eh?

00:07:01 - See, I just had a,

00:07:02 sometimes I have brain farts.

00:07:04 No, honestly, I'm sorry.

00:07:05 That was rude.

00:07:06 That was rude.

00:07:07 - So smooth, this guy.

00:07:10 - That's a good, so smooth.

00:07:13 - Partner.

00:07:14 Hang on.

00:07:15 - Is that a little left?

00:07:16 - Yeah.

00:07:16 - A little tuggy.

00:07:18 - That is more.

00:07:19 - Awesome ball flight.

00:07:20 - Yeah, where are you going?

00:07:26 You're on the cart path.

00:07:28 - You're driving, asshole.

00:07:29 - R.A.

00:07:30 - Who the fuck is that guy?

00:07:32 He's just there.

00:07:33 - He's the one that, he's the glue.

00:07:36 I guess he would be considered the host,

00:07:38 if you can call him.

00:07:38 - Oh, really?

00:07:39 - If you could call anyone a host of the show,

00:07:40 I think it would be R.A.

00:07:41 - Oh, okay.

00:07:43 (ball smacks)

00:07:45 - What a shot, dude.

00:07:47 - The best part is, when you start good like this,

00:07:48 they're gonna start being rattled,

00:07:50 and you're a sandbag.

00:07:51 - Oh, that's such a bad swing.

00:07:54 - A little tuggy.

00:07:55 - That is such a bad swing.

00:07:56 - Don't hit the path, that's all.

00:07:58 All right, it landed soft.

00:07:59 You're good.

00:08:00 You can get up and down there.

00:08:01 I kind of want to just go watch Whit walk Viz

00:08:03 through every single swing.

00:08:05 - That was good.

00:08:08 - Oh, it didn't go off the hill at all.

00:08:09 - Ugh.

00:08:10 - Settle.

00:08:13 - That's not perfect.

00:08:14 - Run that out, Whit.

00:08:16 - Go, baby, go!

00:08:18 - Whit, you never know.

00:08:19 - I give you a line.

00:08:20 - Sure.

00:08:21 - I will say, Whit, your calves look unreal.

00:08:22 Probably the best I've ever seen your calves look.

00:08:24 - You think so?

00:08:25 - Yes.

00:08:26 - Appreciate that. - 100%.

00:08:27 - Oh, you would have bad bounce.

00:08:32 Oh, silky.

00:08:39 - Go!

00:08:40 - Wow.

00:08:41 - Oh.

00:08:43 - Buddy, that fucking mud is like weighing down

00:08:46 the one side of my ball.

00:08:47 - Oh, wow.

00:08:50 - Taxi!

00:08:51 - I got to make it, right?

00:08:51 - Yeah, I know.

00:08:52 - That jumped out of there, though.

00:08:54 - Wait, Whitty.

00:08:58 - Come on, Viz.

00:08:59 - All right.

00:09:05 - Oh.

00:09:05 - Oh, wow, look at that thing.

00:09:06 - All right, Viz, good pop, buddy.

00:09:07 - Viz, that's good, bud.

00:09:08 - Good pop, Viz.

00:09:09 - Oh.

00:09:10 - Ryan Getzlau.

00:09:14 - What a lovely down.

00:09:15 - Lovely Ryan.

00:09:16 - Ryan Getzlau.

00:09:17 - What an up and down, folks.

00:09:17 - You guys have some good matches

00:09:18 with your team in Anaheim?

00:09:19 - We actually have quite a few good golfers, yeah.

00:09:22 Me and Cam have been battling for years.

00:09:24 Manson's good.

00:09:25 Zegris is actually pretty good.

00:09:26 He's just mentally not strong enough yet.

00:09:28 - We had him on a sandbagger.

00:09:29 - Oh, did you?

00:09:30 - Or physically.

00:09:31 - Who'd you play him with?

00:09:32 - Him and Caulfield.

00:09:33 - Oh, yeah.

00:09:33 - We dusted them.

00:09:34 It was actually a sick course,

00:09:35 and then this course sued us.

00:09:37 - Really?

00:09:37 - One of the cameramen drove directly over the third green.

00:09:41 - I saw that.

00:09:42 - That's against the rules a little bit.

00:09:43 - What was he doing, though?

00:09:44 - The guy had never--

00:09:45 - He didn't know the rules of golf.

00:09:48 - Dude, you can't drive those on the green.

00:09:51 (laughing)

00:09:57 - That was the craziest thing I've ever seen.

00:09:59 - I didn't see that in your guys' brochure

00:10:01 when I signed up to do this, hey?

00:10:03 That's not on the brochure.

00:10:05 - That's Zag.

00:10:06 - You guys get people kicked out of their clubs?

00:10:08 - Hey, it's my first time, so you can't blame me.

00:10:10 - It's your first time here?

00:10:10 - First time doing a sandbagger.

00:10:11 - Wow.

00:10:12 - We knew him for five years.

00:10:13 It's the first time they let you come out and celebrate.

00:10:15 - That's one way of doing it, yeah.

00:10:17 - Good ball.

00:10:20 - Sit down.

00:10:20 - It's fine.

00:10:21 - Sit down.

00:10:22 - Oh, fuck.

00:10:24 - Oh, no.

00:10:25 - Right on the fairway.

00:10:26 - Oh, my back should go through.

00:10:27 - That's a fairway in regulation.

00:10:28 - All right, is this your first sandbagger?

00:10:30 - It is my first sandbagger, yeah.

00:10:31 I spent time for it.

00:10:32 - Five years.

00:10:33 - Oh, we know whose fault it is if we lose.

00:10:35 Look at him, greasing his kids' arms.

00:10:37 - Great cop out, bud.

00:10:38 - Oh, that is pure.

00:10:43 - Thanks, friend.

00:10:44 - You can have that one.

00:10:45 It's all shook up.

00:10:46 - Perfect.

00:10:47 - Thanks, friend.

00:10:48 - You got it, buddy.

00:10:49 - Well, our court girl's not cute, but he's effective.

00:10:51 - I would argue that he is cute.

00:10:53 - This is nice, drinking a nice Canadian beer, though,

00:10:56 out here on the golf course.

00:10:57 - Stounded.

00:10:59 - No, I hit it thin.

00:11:00 Sit down.

00:11:01 (upbeat music)

00:11:03 - I got us patting.

00:11:04 - Fuck off.

00:11:08 - All right, just in the bunker.

00:11:10 That's okay, buddy.

00:11:11 - I tried this, Revs.

00:11:13 A big deal, bro.

00:11:13 - Thanks, Vince.

00:11:14 - I'm going over you guys, so if you trust me, awesome.

00:11:20 - We'll move if you don't.

00:11:22 - If you don't, awesome too.

00:11:23 - I'm gonna need a fucking towel boy here

00:11:27 halfway through this thing.

00:11:28 I'm leaking everywhere.

00:11:31 - Oh, I left it out to the right.

00:11:33 - Spin, spin.

00:11:39 That ain't it, Biz.

00:11:46 - Hey, PX, are you interested in like forestry

00:11:48 or horticulture after those first couple shots?

00:11:50 (laughing)

00:11:52 - Whose fucking team are you on?

00:11:53 - Buddy, I don't know.

00:11:54 - Oh, you just made it very clear,

00:11:56 you're not on my team.

00:11:57 - It's going hole to hole right now.

00:11:58 Kind of like Biz this week.

00:11:59 - I stole that joke from my dad, I think.

00:12:01 Bug in the ear.

00:12:04 - Bug.

00:12:05 - There's a lot of flies right here.

00:12:07 Just battling the elements.

00:12:09 - Wow.

00:12:12 - What a touch of class.

00:12:14 - Good hands.

00:12:14 - Biz, you're feeling it right now.

00:12:16 - Wow.

00:12:17 - I'm not gonna lie, I don't putt well with the flag in.

00:12:19 - I like that.

00:12:22 - It's not gonna fall, is it?

00:12:23 - That's a great effort.

00:12:24 - Fuck.

00:12:28 - It's gonna be a good run at it, babe.

00:12:30 - Biz for the win?

00:12:31 - You wanna read or no?

00:12:31 - No, I got this motherfucker.

00:12:33 - Let's go, baby.

00:12:34 - God, I love that.

00:12:35 - Biz, if you hit this, I'll buy you

00:12:36 one of those massive houses right there.

00:12:38 (laughing)

00:12:40 - That's when you know he made league minimum.

00:12:43 - I'll buy you one of those well in mansions.

00:12:45 - Hey, stop fucking talking about money.

00:12:45 - That's a well in mansion right there.

00:12:47 - Look at that screened in porch.

00:12:49 - Oh, you almost made it through.

00:12:52 - Gamer, gamer, gamer, oh, God.

00:12:55 - I wanted that red brick house.

00:12:56 Oh, I'll grab one of those too right now.

00:12:58 - Let's see, how's my magic touch?

00:12:59 Oh, there you go, big deal.

00:13:00 - Oh, look at you, look at you.

00:13:01 - I didn't even pre-plant that either.

00:13:02 - Biz is feeling it right now, this is huge for us.

00:13:06 - How are you?

00:13:06 - Good, how are you?

00:13:07 - Excellent.

00:13:08 - Oh, cold shoulder.

00:13:11 - I like that.

00:13:11 - I just wanted a beer.

00:13:12 - Okay, can I contribute here?

00:13:14 - Yeah.

00:13:15 - I'm normally not this good this early.

00:13:16 - No, you're playing, dude, this is huge.

00:13:19 - Hey, how you doing?

00:13:19 - Good.

00:13:20 - Oh, BX just strokes here too.

00:13:23 - Rocket.

00:13:24 - Juice, we gotta win a hole here.

00:13:25 I can't hit behind these guys for the whole round.

00:13:27 - I know.

00:13:28 - I hate hitting second, it drives me nuts.

00:13:30 - Just taking our time.

00:13:31 - It's really bugging me.

00:13:32 That's fine, dude.

00:13:35 That's trouble, get way right.

00:13:42 Like falling over.

00:13:43 - What?

00:13:49 - Getsy.

00:13:50 - No, Biz, fuck, I slipped out.

00:13:53 God, I can't say enough about the houses, though.

00:13:57 They're so cute.

00:13:58 - They're really not, though.

00:13:59 - They're cute.

00:14:00 Oh my goodness.

00:14:06 God, I left it out to the right again.

00:14:10 Oh, it could work.

00:14:15 Wait for it.

00:14:17 Come back up the hill.

00:14:18 - Show your face, show your face.

00:14:20 - I don't know if they're gray shorts

00:14:21 worth of play today.

00:14:22 - That's piss.

00:14:24 - This is a long night.

00:14:26 You got pants on, at least you wore dark ones.

00:14:29 Getsy made a good point.

00:14:30 I don't think gray shorts were the play.

00:14:33 - Get away from my hog, pal.

00:14:35 - By the way, Jesus is shredded.

00:14:37 - Yeah, he's shredded, man.

00:14:38 He looks great.

00:14:39 - What's that guy doing for workouts?

00:14:40 - I don't know, but I wouldn't trust him

00:14:41 around my old lady.

00:14:42 All right, you're good.

00:14:46 Oh God, that just died.

00:14:51 I would probably put it up here, no?

00:14:53 - Yeah, who's away, me or Gets?

00:14:55 - I think we wait to see what they do.

00:14:57 - Well, if I'm away, I gotta go.

00:14:58 - That's not how it goes.

00:14:59 - Yeah, you can't write the rules at all.

00:15:01 They've already been written.

00:15:02 - So this is your front sandbag.

00:15:03 - Who's thought we had last change?

00:15:05 - I like it, I like it a lot.

00:15:11 God!

00:15:11 Fuck!

00:15:14 - Fuck, we need a three putt.

00:15:15 - Saddle, saddle.

00:15:19 - Not that much though?

00:15:20 - Saddle.

00:15:22 - I just hit it too hard.

00:15:23 - Runs away at the end.

00:15:24 - Hey, four for three, we still do a shot?

00:15:26 - No.

00:15:27 - No, it's gotta be a real?

00:15:28 - I'm gonna do a shot anyways, actually.

00:15:29 - Yeah, I know, I bet you are.

00:15:31 - Although we might wanna start doing that,

00:15:32 considering I have like four birdies and 27 sandbaggers.

00:15:36 - Whoa!

00:15:39 Come on, baby.

00:15:40 - It's on, it's on, it's on.

00:15:40 - Oh, you got a little adjustment.

00:15:41 - I got a kick from the shit.

00:15:43 - Yeah.

00:15:44 - We gotta see it with a stroke, right?

00:15:45 - We gotta see it.

00:15:46 - Gotta see it with a stroke.

00:15:46 - We gotta see 'em for the win.

00:15:48 - They wanna see that, Juice.

00:15:50 - That was Biz's decision, which I respect.

00:15:51 - I mean, it's outside the putter, no?

00:15:53 - No.

00:15:54 - Well, I mean, come on.

00:15:55 - It's not. - Grip, grip.

00:15:56 - Really? - Oh, wow.

00:15:58 - Biz usually gives 'em.

00:15:59 This is interesting.

00:16:00 - This is new strategy, Juice.

00:16:01 Take your time, make 'em wait you out.

00:16:03 - It was a great lag putt.

00:16:05 - Wow.

00:16:07 - Oh yeah.

00:16:12 - Oh, fuck.

00:16:13 - Hey, you caught me, asshole.

00:16:14 - That means we're about 10 to 12 early.

00:16:14 - That might mean we're in one.

00:16:15 - I cannot believe he made you putt that.

00:16:17 - He just Michael Jordan'd it.

00:16:18 - Jesus.

00:16:19 - Staring at Biz.

00:16:22 Down one.

00:16:23 - Hey, we got our tee box, babe.

00:16:25 - Finally.

00:16:26 - That's what I'm talking about.

00:16:27 - Finally.

00:16:28 - Biz, we need some pink wit.

00:16:29 - We got some emergency pink wit for the wit dog.

00:16:31 - That was a cold-blooded four for three,

00:16:33 and maybe gets these onto something

00:16:35 in terms of net birdies we start doing.

00:16:36 - Oh yeah. - Yeah, why not?

00:16:38 - Boys, boys, cheers, cheers, cheers, pink wit.

00:16:40 - Cheers, R.A., welcome to the mix, R.A.

00:16:42 First ever birdie, Juice.

00:16:43 - Absolutely, not the last.

00:16:45 - It's R.A.'s 407th pink witty shot.

00:16:49 - This is actually good.

00:16:49 - It's not bad, yeah.

00:16:50 - It's actually good.

00:16:51 - 427, keep it straight.

00:16:52 - One up, you guys are one up.

00:16:53 - I got the track, boys.

00:16:55 - Thank you, appreciate you.

00:16:56 - Oh, you guys got the box.

00:17:00 - That's what they wanted, too.

00:17:01 - Just a great day on the course of the fellas.

00:17:03 Juice, were you there when Wit was there?

00:17:05 - No. - In Anaheim?

00:17:06 - No.

00:17:07 - Oh, you were later, eh?

00:17:08 That must be such a fucking great place to play.

00:17:11 Other than it's hard to get up for games

00:17:13 at the Honda Center, it's an awesome place to play.

00:17:15 - Yeah, but it's a great place at the end of your career.

00:17:17 - End of your career.

00:17:18 - So like, at least I got Canada for 10 years,

00:17:20 so getting up for games is a big deal.

00:17:21 - So like, getting up for games,

00:17:22 like I guess you didn't have an issue?

00:17:24 - Professional, bud.

00:17:25 - I love the weather, then I had Randy and Bob

00:17:28 being the meanest two people of all time to me.

00:17:31 How many Norris trophies you won?

00:17:33 - Oh, man. - Yeah.

00:17:34 - I heard that a lot. - Remember those?

00:17:36 - Would Randy Baglik get?

00:17:38 - Yes.

00:17:39 Well, no, Getzey, Getzey could give him so much shit.

00:17:44 - Did he give him shit?

00:17:45 Were you on him all the time?

00:17:46 - We had our battles.

00:17:47 - We had our fair share of battles.

00:17:49 - He'd just be like, "Enough, Randy."

00:17:51 - Getzey sat beside me on the back of the bus.

00:17:53 He would get the text.

00:17:54 Everyone seems loud back there.

00:17:56 - If you're having too much fun after a loss, we're fine.

00:17:58 - Yeah, but he was like, "Just get to my house

00:18:00 "in 20 minutes, we can have some wine."

00:18:02 - Hey, hey, but you would text him back?

00:18:03 - Red wine.

00:18:04 - Would you text him back, "We're fine"?

00:18:05 - We're fine.

00:18:06 (laughing)

00:18:08 - Yeah, we're good.

00:18:08 - Everything's good.

00:18:09 (claps)

00:18:10 - Fuck off.

00:18:11 - Yeah, I've never gotten to have that type of relationship

00:18:13 with a coach. - You think I kick left?

00:18:14 - After Whit left, who was Randy's whipping boy the most?

00:18:18 - Ooh.

00:18:19 - Dude, Ryan Carter.

00:18:20 - Ryan Carter.

00:18:21 Remember when he pushed the net into him?

00:18:23 We had him on the podcast.

00:18:24 He's fucking hilarious.

00:18:25 - He pushed the net into him in a bag skate

00:18:27 and then was healthy scratch 18 straight games.

00:18:30 - Didn't hold it against him, though.

00:18:31 - No, not at all.

00:18:32 - Oh.

00:18:38 - Right in the bunker.

00:18:39 - Pissed on it.

00:18:40 - No, you're not reaching that bunker.

00:18:41 Settle down.

00:18:42 - I wanna hear more Randy stories.

00:18:44 - Randy is an absolute great, good coach.

00:18:48 Miserable person.

00:18:51 - Fucking hit it out to the right again.

00:18:56 All right.

00:18:58 We're putting.

00:18:59 Wow, it's almost like I played here before.

00:19:04 Oh my gosh.

00:19:06 You guys have no idea how good that turned out

00:19:09 for such a horrible golf show.

00:19:11 (laughing)

00:19:12 All right, 96 plus 55,

00:19:15 which should be-

00:19:17 - 141.

00:19:17 - No, 96 plus 55 is 159.

00:19:21 What the hell?

00:19:27 Is that Witt's drive?

00:19:28 Witt, is that your drive?

00:19:29 - Yeah.

00:19:30 - What are we doing here?

00:19:31 - I don't know.

00:19:32 You just hit it to four feet, bro.

00:19:34 - Do you guys have fucking steroids?

00:19:36 Do you guys have testing on the show?

00:19:38 - There's pink Witt.

00:19:39 - Nobody ever accused him of that, hey?

00:19:41 (club smacks)

00:19:44 - Oh, classy guy.

00:19:45 - That a boy, Witty.

00:19:45 - Look at him.

00:19:47 What a touch of class.

00:19:48 - No.

00:19:50 - Trick shot.

00:19:51 Not many guys play it off the tree like that.

00:19:54 - I touched the tree, didn't I?

00:19:56 - Well, just have Juice pick up if he was OB.

00:20:01 Biz, where are you, buddy?

00:20:03 - Oh, back there.

00:20:04 I'm done.

00:20:04 - Sick putt.

00:20:05 - All the boys are playing great.

00:20:06 It's a great vibe right now.

00:20:07 A lot of fun, a lot of chirps.

00:20:08 That's the most important thing.

00:20:09 but lets see if we get a little Bertie

00:20:11 Jansen action tweet tweet tweet tweet

00:20:12 He doesn't trust me

00:20:16 Not good

00:20:19 Oh no

00:20:23 Oh no

00:20:25 Ryan

00:20:28 Two

00:20:29 Don't get mad don't get mad don't get mad

00:20:35 Don't get mad don't get mad

00:20:39 Fuck me

00:20:39 You just can't miss those putts

00:20:41 Come on

00:20:42 No class

00:20:44 Look at this guy

00:20:45 This fly, this fly is all over his ball, he's in his kitchen

00:20:48 Fucking landing right back on my ball

00:20:50 He's gonna miss this

00:20:53 He ain't missing this

00:20:55 Fuck it

00:20:56 With the ball, with the fly and his fucking backswing

00:20:59 That's a Bertie, that's a Bertie, that's a Bertie

00:21:01 Serenity now

00:21:03 Rules of rules, rules of rules

00:21:04 Serenity, serenity now

00:21:05 Great bird, great bird

00:21:07 Really, really happy

00:21:08 Fucking fly, look at him, he's following us

00:21:09 Really happy for you

00:21:10 I'll go shoot it, I'll go shoot it

00:21:11 We're not gonna do that long

00:21:12 Good team play, man, good team play at X

00:21:14 Still holding the Boston shit against me, he'll get over it

00:21:16 Really happy for you guys, team

00:21:17 Thanks, friend

00:21:17 You got Luchich back, eh?

00:21:19 What's up?

00:21:20 Luchich back

00:21:21 For real?

00:21:22 Yeah

00:21:23 No shit

00:21:23 Luchich is coming back

00:21:25 I stayed up

00:21:26 R.A. host of Spitting Chicklets

00:21:27 Breaking news, didn't know two days after Luchich

00:21:30 I stayed up rolling joints for you guys all night today

00:21:32 That's all about dedicated play

00:21:34 Can I get one?

00:21:34 Wait, by the way, you didn't know Luchich was coming back

00:21:36 R.A. you're dialed, eh?

00:21:37 No, dude, bud

00:21:38 Luchich is coming back, you're dialed

00:21:40 Am I getting demerits for that?

00:21:41 No, no, we don't care

00:21:43 I was just asking

00:21:44 It happened yesterday, no, I had no idea

00:21:45 Yeah, sick fucking chat we got going

00:21:47 R.A., that's the funniest thing you've ever said

00:21:54 Oh, God, that was an off-golf swing

00:21:58 No, it's terrible

00:21:59 Get in the bunker

00:22:01 Oh, what a golf swing

00:22:04 Oh, that looks nice, Juice

00:22:05 Juice, what a swing, buddy

00:22:06 That was smooth

00:22:07 How do you do that?

00:22:08 I don't know

00:22:09 Partner

00:22:10 Oh, good swing

00:22:13 Be good

00:22:14 Look at this thing

00:22:15 Be good

00:22:16 Yeah, halfway

00:22:18 Did you miss that?

00:22:20 No, I kind of just

00:22:22 No, I got it all

00:22:23 Sure did

00:22:25 I hit like a bitch

00:22:26 I hit like a bitch

00:22:27 Come on, Whitty

00:22:30 Nice shot, Whitty

00:22:31 Right down the stripe, Whitty

00:22:32 That's true

00:22:33 Fucking right

00:22:34 That's it, Whit Dogg

00:22:35 I love how R.A. on par three is going right down the middle

00:22:38 R.A.'s got no idea where the ball is

00:22:40 No, can't see 10 feet in front of him

00:22:42 He's looking at birds up there

00:22:44 These birds are

00:22:45 Did I get in the cards?

00:22:47 All right, you got that

00:22:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait till we get to the green, buddy

00:22:51 No pun, green, little green to the green

00:22:54 Little green to the green

00:22:55 I can't go zero dark three this early, but

00:22:58 But I might make one

00:23:00 Oh, fuck

00:23:03 Juice, it's on you, babe

00:23:05 I got you

00:23:06 That's not getting there

00:23:09 That thing went dead right

00:23:12 That was a bad putt

00:23:14 Oh, wow

00:23:15 Wow, wow

00:23:16 Yeah, that wasn't a good putt

00:23:18 I'm having PTSD of my own golf seeing that putt

00:23:21 No, no

00:23:26 Oh, wow

00:23:28 You might have to see that, Gats

00:23:29 Cut right

00:23:32 Yeah, I like it coming through here, Juice

00:23:36 Cut

00:23:37 That's good, that's good

00:23:39 That's good

00:23:39 Get that fucking shit out of here

00:23:40 Get out of here

00:23:41 Go

00:23:44 Fuck

00:23:45 I'm putting like wit now

00:23:46 Fucking A-Win

00:23:49 Scummy

00:23:49 All right, we're back

00:23:50 We're back

00:23:51 Hey, atta boy

00:23:52 We're back

00:23:54 Oh, and he just pipes it

00:24:00 Right there

00:24:02 Gats, he's got a car line

00:24:03 That's a decent line, Juice

00:24:04 You got that

00:24:05 Oh my god

00:24:06 You just, hey Gats, you cover the ball good, eh?

00:24:08 You must be a good fucker, eh?

00:24:09 You gotta use what you have

00:24:13 Yeah

00:24:14 He actually hasn't had a fucking carb in seven months

00:24:16 Hey, my partner's here

00:24:17 Let it rip

00:24:18 Can we be quiet, please?

00:24:19 That is so good

00:24:21 Is that good? Is that good?

00:24:22 That's me, right?

00:24:23 Yes, sir

00:24:24 It's either you or that eight-year-old on the team

00:24:26 Cannot be long

00:24:29 Cannot be long

00:24:30 What club do you have?

00:24:31 Pitch and wedge

00:24:32 No, no, no, no, no, no

00:24:33 No, dude

00:24:34 It's 100

00:24:35 You wanna hit this 95 yards

00:24:36 Yeah, just a light pitch

00:24:37 I just tap it

00:24:40 Remember against Wierenski when you went to the 50?

00:24:42 Can you hit the 50?

00:24:43 No, I just don't

00:24:44 Alright, fine

00:24:45 Go long with that and we're in one

00:24:47 Look at him

00:24:50 See?

00:24:51 Anything but that, dude

00:24:52 That'll work, though

00:24:53 That's perfect

00:24:54 It's dead

00:24:55 It's dead

00:24:56 What a partner

00:24:57 God, I'd love to be your D-partner

00:24:59 You'd be a fun guy to play with, Will

00:25:00 I really wish I was your partner when I played hockey, fuck

00:25:02 Hey, Juice, that goal was your fault, by the way

00:25:04 Never my fault

00:25:06 He's fucking yelling at me

00:25:08 Like, "Talking about my club slack"

00:25:09 Just let me pick a fucking club

00:25:11 Oh, for fuck's sakes

00:25:14 Vince

00:25:17 Ow!

00:25:22 Sorry, buddy

00:25:23 Yeah, that was the wrong club

00:25:24 You were in my kitchen

00:25:25 I could've...

00:25:26 'Cause you hit in the wrong club

00:25:27 If you hit that good, it was long either way

00:25:30 No, but I just...

00:25:31 I go half-swing on the fucking pitching wedge

00:25:33 It goes 100 yards

00:25:34 I just poke it

00:25:35 Alright, alright

00:25:36 I won't say a thing again

00:25:37 Oh-ho-ho-ho

00:25:44 The X-er

00:25:45 Hoo-hoo

00:25:46 Was that good?

00:25:47 Classy

00:25:48 Was that good?

00:25:49 Hoo-hoo-hoo

00:25:50 These guys are good, bro

00:25:51 I gotta go up and in now

00:25:52 Nice shot, Witt

00:25:56 That a boy, Scully

00:25:59 Hey, why do you call him Scully?

00:26:00 Why do I call him Scully?

00:26:02 Have you hung out with this guy?

00:26:03 No, no

00:26:04 He's as Scully as they get

00:26:06 Alright, give me that

00:26:10 Give me that joint

00:26:11 No

00:26:16 You're good, your partner's got par

00:26:17 Good for good, Witt

00:26:18 Fuck off

00:26:20 Good for good

00:26:21 You're good, Witt

00:26:22 Your partner's got par

00:26:23 Alright, thanks for that, bud

00:26:25 Good par, Scully

00:26:26 I appreciate that

00:26:27 No, but I heard you say "Get in", right?

00:26:28 Yeah, you were rooting for me

00:26:29 I appreciate that

00:26:30 Hey, you guys keep making birdies

00:26:32 I'm not gonna be allowed on my flight today

00:26:34 Oh, what a classy guy

00:26:37 What a golf shot

00:26:38 Nice try, biz

00:26:39 That was actually sick

00:26:40 Three-footer

00:26:41 That's a downhill slider

00:26:42 Oh, yeah

00:26:43 Yes!

00:26:47 Hold on! Hold on, bro!

00:26:48 Oh, come on

00:26:49 Hold on

00:26:50 You're gonna make me putt that?

00:26:51 That's for a push

00:26:53 That's for the tie, buddy

00:26:54 It's fucking uphill four-footer

00:26:56 After what I just saw?

00:26:58 I think sometimes the Pink Whitney affects people in the mentals

00:27:01 Yeah, it's called alcohol

00:27:02 Oh my God

00:27:06 Nice putt

00:27:07 Good boy, partner

00:27:08 That's so fucking scum

00:27:09 I know why you got that nickname

00:27:11 I know why you have it now

00:27:12 The problem is, they're not gonna give us a putt now

00:27:15 That's okay, buddy

00:27:18 We're in the match

00:27:19 They should be up three-nothing

00:27:20 Could've had him right on the ropes

00:27:22 Oh, look at him

00:27:25 Very coachable

00:27:26 Partner!

00:27:29 So good, dude

00:27:32 Partner!

00:27:33 So good

00:27:34 You got that back

00:27:35 I don't know about any more weed for you, bro

00:27:38 I really don't

00:27:39 Okay, dad

00:27:40 I think we've been doing the show for seven years

00:27:42 Come on now

00:27:43 Oh, we know

00:27:44 Oh, God

00:27:46 That's just hits low bullets

00:27:48 The humidity

00:27:49 It's so fucking humid

00:27:51 It's crazy

00:27:52 We have water in there?

00:27:53 Oh, thank God

00:27:54 I'm gonna pour it over my fucking head

00:27:56 This is...

00:27:59 It's hot, but it's humid, right?

00:28:00 Yeah

00:28:01 The sweat gets you

00:28:02 I just get so sweaty

00:28:03 You're smoking weed right now?

00:28:06 It's 150 degrees

00:28:07 You guys are unbelievable

00:28:09 How do I work with you guys?

00:28:11 You get paid a shitload of money

00:28:14 I already had a shitload of money

00:28:18 Like it

00:28:21 Be the right number

00:28:23 Be the right number

00:28:24 Oh, look at him

00:28:33 Atta boy, Biz

00:28:34 As his partner's chirping him

00:28:36 Atta boy, Biz

00:28:37 Different fairway

00:28:38 I got you, bro

00:28:39 You're a dog

00:28:40 I fucking got you

00:28:41 I'm gonna fucking drain that too, motherfucker

00:28:43 Fuck you, Getzy

00:28:44 Suck on that, baby

00:28:46 Bizzy's back

00:28:47 Biz, you're a-puttering that

00:28:50 Bomb's away

00:28:51 Swing it

00:28:52 Oh, it's stuck

00:28:53 It's only green, though

00:28:54 Yeah, lovely

00:28:55 Nice, smooth

00:28:57 It just turned on you a little bit, but you've got a great look

00:29:00 I like the way he dangles his arm like that

00:29:05 No fluff

00:29:10 Whitty!

00:29:11 Hey, no fluff in this guy's game

00:29:13 No fluff

00:29:14 A lot of fluff in my hockey game

00:29:16 That is a-

00:29:17 Alright, Biz, so next one doesn't matter

00:29:19 I got it, I got it, I got it

00:29:21 That's a three for two

00:29:22 Hold on, you don't want to read?

00:29:23 Did you get the read from R.A.?

00:29:24 I'm going right-

00:29:25 I'm going right here, but I'm going firm

00:29:28 You're a legend

00:29:32 Oh, fuck

00:29:33 I told you she ripped her left

00:29:34 At least we know we're doing another shot

00:29:36 That's really what I need in my life right now

00:29:38 Ow, Jesus, hey

00:29:39 Sorry, buddy

00:29:40 I wasn't a fucking tough guy, huh?

00:29:41 Sorry, buddy

00:29:42 God, what the hell?

00:29:45 Never a doubt

00:29:46 Wow!

00:29:47 Never a doubt!

00:29:48 Wow!

00:29:49 Do we have to do two shots?

00:29:50 Birdie juice time, the wet dog

00:29:53 Real tough course

00:29:54 Mini putt

00:29:55 Hey, hey, great birdies, great birdies

00:29:57 She just went to the dinosaur in the fucking window

00:29:59 Fucking mini putt course, eh?

00:30:00 How are you?

00:30:04 Birdie juice!

00:30:05 We're down one

00:30:06 Hey, Whitney

00:30:07 We're only up one hole

00:30:08 How is that possible?

00:30:10 Great swing, Bess

00:30:12 Oh, no

00:30:15 Hey-oh

00:30:16 I've been piping, piping, piping

00:30:19 I know, but I haven't scored yet

00:30:21 It's okay, it's okay

00:30:23 I'm too active for you, that's fast golf

00:30:25 Hey, Jules

00:30:26 That's real fast golf

00:30:27 Yeah, like, let's fucking-

00:30:28 Can we talk about it for, like, at least five seconds?

00:30:31 Jules put this tee down, he's like, "All right, let's go"

00:30:34 I'm like, "I'm not going to talk about it for five seconds"

00:30:36 Jules put this tee down, he's like, "All right, let's go"

00:30:39 Fucking just calm down

00:30:42 Come on, let's get the wind in our face

00:30:43 The good thing is their pants might be catching up to them

00:30:45 Yeah

00:30:46 Because it's legit 110 right now

00:30:47 He hasn't got any blood to his toes yet

00:30:49 We got questionable ankles on our group

00:30:51 In four hours

00:30:52 Look at me, dude

00:30:53 Good point

00:30:54 So smooth

00:30:57 Oh, God, that's horrible

00:30:58 Buddy, this is old school hockey

00:31:01 I love these guys

00:31:02 Great guys, dude

00:31:03 Just great guys

00:31:04 I love these guys

00:31:05 They were both tough as nails

00:31:07 We are straight

00:31:08 I would say this is the cleanest golf we've ever played

00:31:12 Compared to the Portnoy Josh Richardson

00:31:14 Oh, my God

00:31:15 I think we were playing pickleball

00:31:16 We were playing pickleball

00:31:17 That just tells you the elements can fuck you up

00:31:20 Because that wind and just the-

00:31:22 No, the element's being Dave

00:31:24 I might be in trouble here, friend

00:31:25 Really bad, Jules

00:31:30 Yeah

00:31:31 Oh, it ran through

00:31:32 All right

00:31:33 Oh, my God, Jules

00:31:34 It got through?

00:31:35 Oh, my God

00:31:36 That wasn't the tree window I was planning to go through?

00:31:40 That was amazing

00:31:41 Putting for Brody

00:31:42 How did you do that?

00:31:44 Trick shot

00:31:45 How did you do that?

00:31:46 That's a trick shot

00:31:47 You're a dog

00:31:48 Biz hit it 150 yards past you

00:31:52 Bitch

00:31:53 We just carved it in there, too

00:31:58 Look at my partner

00:31:59 Oh, my God, these guys

00:32:01 That's all right, dude

00:32:02 I'm looking

00:32:04 He's getting bent over by a camera guy right now

00:32:06 Wait, that looks gorgeous

00:32:10 Let's go, mate

00:32:11 Shot

00:32:12 Hey, is this your drive for real?

00:32:14 Yeah

00:32:15 I hit a tree, but he smoked that thing

00:32:17 Hey

00:32:18 Getty, I still-

00:32:19 Don't you dare ignore me while you're sitting fucking 50 yards off the green

00:32:22 I'm caught the problem

00:32:24 I might be-

00:32:25 Can we get a steroid test after this round, please?

00:32:27 I'll give you a piss test

00:32:28 You guys are pissing a cop

00:32:29 I'll tell you what, he's on a lot of drugs and none of them are steroids

00:32:31 Hey, you know what?

00:32:33 Me and Biz have the same body, too

00:32:35 Nobody ever accused us of having steroids

00:32:37 In our whole career

00:32:38 No, you mean me?

00:32:39 Not one time

00:32:40 They didn't even make us test

00:32:41 No, they were just like, "Yeah, we know you're good"

00:32:44 This guy's good

00:32:45 R.A. is my personal trainer

00:32:46 Some guy at the World Championships, like, drug testing

00:32:49 He saw me with my shirt off

00:32:50 He's like, "Nah, we're good"

00:32:51 Yeah, we're good

00:32:52 This guy's clean

00:32:53 Perfect

00:32:54 Sit down

00:32:55 No

00:32:56 No

00:32:57 That's my Biz

00:32:58 No

00:32:59 That's my Biz

00:33:00 Fuck you, Jackson

00:33:01 That's my Biz

00:33:02 Hands like feet

00:33:03 That is actually one of the best shots you've ever hit on a sandbagger

00:33:14 Thank you, Witt

00:33:15 Great job, buddy

00:33:16 Want a towel?

00:33:17 Oh, I was pretending to be you, buddy

00:33:18 That's a great shot, Biz

00:33:19 Let's clean it off, eh?

00:33:26 I already have a wet flair

00:33:27 Yeah, I'd like to clean it off

00:33:28 Hey, Biz

00:33:29 What a chip, bud

00:33:30 Hey, thanks, pal

00:33:31 What a friendly group of people

00:33:32 I would have scored 30 playing with you, Gats

00:33:35 Look at my partner

00:33:36 He made it

00:33:37 Look at my partner

00:33:38 Oh!

00:33:39 We'll give it to you

00:33:40 Travel, travel

00:33:45 Ah, I didn't see that

00:33:46 Wow

00:33:47 All right, Biz, we got two for the win

00:33:49 Oh, what a good putt, pal

00:33:53 Good stroke, babe

00:33:54 You know, like, pink yip me

00:33:55 Come on, baby

00:33:56 This is what gets us going

00:33:57 The best up and down

00:33:58 Get out of his face

00:33:59 You just gotta hit it straight, man

00:34:00 That's all you gotta do

00:34:01 This will be the best up and down in your career

00:34:03 So good

00:34:08 Fuck!

00:34:09 So good

00:34:10 Fuck!

00:34:11 How are we not winning?

00:34:13 How close was that to a premature celebration?

00:34:16 Good shot, Biz

00:34:17 Good shot, Biz

00:34:19 Premature celebration

00:34:22 Gats, he's spitting on your towel

00:34:23 I mean, I just wiped my mouth with it, buddy

00:34:25 Hey, it's not the first time I've slurped a hockey play, I guess

00:34:28 You gotta do it on spitting chiclets

00:34:30 Hey, good putt, though

00:34:32 I'm sorry, they sent me a video of you putting

00:34:34 I was a little bit worried about today

00:34:36 It's okay, it happens to all of us

00:34:38 Fuck!

00:34:39 Hey, we still have the tee box

00:34:40 And your stroke again

00:34:41 We just need a...

00:34:42 You don't have a par in that birdie yet

00:34:44 So you gotta make a par, dude

00:34:45 Okay

00:34:46 Thank you for saying it nicely

00:34:50 Hey, Biz

00:34:51 Pressure affects everybody differently

00:34:54 Hey, we're just in there right now

00:34:56 Just dip, dive, duck and dodge

00:34:59 Don't worry, I get nervous too, Biz

00:35:02 Otherwise, this gets into real creepy territory

00:35:05 All right, move

00:35:06 What's the stroke penalty for teeing off in front of the tee box?

00:35:12 If you're in front of that

00:35:14 That's a one-stroke penalty

00:35:16 I'm pretty sure

00:35:17 It's gonna be hard

00:35:18 It's the fucking 1970s gym teacher right there, I guess

00:35:20 We got it on camera, so that's good

00:35:22 Hey, Juice

00:35:23 I think you're a little...

00:35:24 Juice, what a great swing

00:35:25 But what's the penalty, Juice, when you tee off in front of the tee box?

00:35:29 Well, I'll redo it

00:35:30 Okay

00:35:31 Look, I teed off right here

00:35:32 I have it on camera

00:35:33 No, I don't

00:35:34 Big deal

00:35:35 Who's that?

00:35:36 Is that yours?

00:35:37 Big deal

00:35:38 I have to check the language, but...

00:35:40 It's good?

00:35:41 No, it is good

00:35:42 Do it, take it

00:35:43 I mean, who says a couple of Boston, Vancouver guys can't find a common ball?

00:35:48 God!

00:35:49 This guy is just...

00:35:50 I am piping

00:35:51 Unflappable

00:35:52 You're just walking right in my shot

00:35:54 Watch this

00:35:55 Oh, look at those...

00:35:56 Oh, Gatsy

00:35:57 That sucks

00:35:58 That's...

00:35:59 When you play golf a lot, what you do is you just pick up your tee and you get off the tee box

00:36:03 Hey, not everything comes as fucking easy to me, Gatsy

00:36:07 Did you see me play hockey?

00:36:08 Where's my ball?

00:36:09 I'll go back this way

00:36:11 I hit the shit out of it, dude, I'm telling you

00:36:14 Look at Witt right now

00:36:15 He just went out 400 yards to see if his ball was there

00:36:18 What an arrogant fuck

00:36:21 Did he drive over this ball?

00:36:23 Oh, here we go

00:36:24 I fluffed it up for you, for Christ's sake

00:36:26 Jeez

00:36:28 Look, there's tire marks on my ball

00:36:29 Somebody put it on a fucking tee

00:36:30 I just gunned Gatsy's nose, it was six yards away

00:36:34 And I was standing eight yards away

00:36:36 Can smoke a cigar in the rain?

00:36:38 Oh, look at him

00:36:39 I don't smoke cigars

00:36:41 Alright, alright

00:36:44 That's a two-putt

00:36:45 Good shot, bud

00:36:46 Look at...

00:36:47 It could be a one-putt

00:36:48 Look, it's getting better

00:36:49 That's gonna be a...

00:36:50 Hey, hey, hey

00:36:51 You know how much better Bates could be

00:36:52 If he had a partner that supported him?

00:36:54 I don't know if you've ever watched a sandbagger

00:36:57 I'm the most supportive partner in golf history

00:37:00 This guy's picking my fucking clubs every shot

00:37:02 He thinks he's supportive?

00:37:03 Give me a fucking break

00:37:05 No, you're actually very supportive

00:37:06 Hey, based on the first five sandbaggers

00:37:09 You've become way more supportive

00:37:11 I don't know if you're going to see a therapist or something

00:37:13 But I appreciate you, brother

00:37:15 Run it out, run it out

00:37:19 Where the ball you gonna ball?

00:37:21 Is it on the green or no?

00:37:23 It's on the bottom of the green

00:37:25 You're laughing

00:37:26 Hey, how many weeks in advance

00:37:27 Do you think BX have picked out his outfit for this thing?

00:37:29 I'm gonna look so good on YouTube for my kids and his fans

00:37:33 As long as his feet have been holding that breath for

00:37:35 Yeah, he's getting no oxygen to his toes

00:37:37 Seriously, he's like...

00:37:38 Hey, Biz, keep tripping, maybe I'll listen

00:37:43 He wants to see where his ball's at, alright?

00:37:45 I don't have a ball, I'm buzzing

00:37:47 You're feeling amazing, oh, good

00:37:49 Oh, it's so high

00:37:52 Yeah, I like that

00:37:53 I love it

00:37:54 Not being too high, it gets

00:37:55 Too far, who gives a shit, it's gone

00:37:56 Good swing

00:37:57 Set, set

00:37:58 Oh, nice follow through there with the glute

00:38:00 Hey, little glute flex

00:38:02 Fucking loser

00:38:04 Drink a protein shake, you loser

00:38:06 You're right, it was less

00:38:09 Did you just say I'm right, it is less?

00:38:11 What the fuck?

00:38:13 I'm not making this shit up

00:38:14 The fucking numbers are right here

00:38:17 Why did I pull that again?

00:38:19 Get in, get inside, nice

00:38:21 This is what you gotta do, man

00:38:23 This humidity is next level

00:38:25 Is this the most human sandbagger we've ever had?

00:38:27 I'm sweating like R.A.

00:38:29 I'm turning into R.A.

00:38:31 After this trip

00:38:32 I need to get fucking baptized before this putt

00:38:39 For crying out loud

00:38:40 Holy shit

00:38:41 Literally left edge

00:38:42 Left edge, left edge

00:38:43 I love that

00:38:44 You don't think it's gonna move that much?

00:38:46 At the hole, it looks like it's like that

00:38:48 I know, but the whole first half of your putt is pretty level

00:38:51 Bit of a curve, bit of a curve

00:38:53 Here, I see

00:38:54 I want a back putt

00:38:55 Oh, you hammered it, though

00:38:59 Too much

00:39:01 Too much, too soon

00:39:03 Don't even make this putt matter, baby

00:39:05 But also protect it

00:39:06 Hey, can you take the towel off your neck?

00:39:11 No

00:39:12 You're like Ovi after they won the cup

00:39:14 Come on, baby

00:39:16 That was awesome

00:39:17 It's dripping water on his putter

00:39:20 That's why he needs the towel

00:39:22 Sit down, sit down

00:39:26 Oh, it's just straight

00:39:27 Sit down, sit down, sit down

00:39:28 Didn't move, bitch

00:39:29 That was fucking

00:39:30 You're gonna have to see that one

00:39:31 Wait, that was flying

00:39:32 I told you to protect it

00:39:34 I told you it was quick

00:39:35 Hey, you guys are way up right now, huh?

00:39:37 We're losing, all right

00:39:40 Hey, I'm sorry

00:39:41 Fucking, so much for that ESPN 2 ticker

00:39:45 Come on, Biz

00:39:52 For the win, buddy

00:39:53 That's a misread for me, friend

00:39:55 Let's tie this match up, dude

00:39:57 Get in

00:39:59 Bizzy

00:40:00 Yes, yeah, Bizzy

00:40:01 Where's the little chip of team Chippers?

00:40:03 Love your beard, so you see

00:40:05 I got you, I got you

00:40:06 I needed to make a fucking putt

00:40:08 All square

00:40:09 Man, that's a confidence booster

00:40:11 It would have been all over me if I missed it

00:40:13 The cart experience for the rest of the round

00:40:16 Would have been a nightmare if I missed that putt with Witt

00:40:18 I got a good glaze on, boys

00:40:20 You guys are fucked

00:40:21 I thought I was getting a little too pickled

00:40:23 I think I am a little too pickled

00:40:24 Yes, I think we are

00:40:25 Gee, we're getting some requests from the gallery

00:40:27 The online gallery

00:40:28 Hope they called you in for a celeb shot, RA

00:40:31 Stay focused, though

00:40:32 I know they probably meant that kind of shot

00:40:34 But I'm thinking they meant golf shot

00:40:36 What do you say, at the turn?

00:40:37 RA, dust off the clothes, first time in 25 years

00:40:40 Who says no?

00:40:41 We don't get a birdie here, someone's getting suckered

00:40:44 Good ball, Biz

00:40:47 That's a Bizzy

00:40:48 What a strike that is, huh?

00:40:50 You ever been here? Pelican Hill?

00:40:52 I don't golf, man

00:40:53 A lot of birds

00:40:54 A lot of birds

00:40:55 You have the funny parts

00:40:56 I could play the best courses in the fucking world

00:40:58 But I don't golf

00:40:59 I would get more frustrated if I golfed than fucking geometry

00:41:02 I would cry, I would get laid and just cry plain trying to golf

00:41:05 I get it

00:41:06 I suck at everything

00:41:07 Hey, new rule!

00:41:11 It's a par 5, so I can punch it

00:41:13 I just punch it up

00:41:14 Here we go

00:41:15 Each team can appoint RA to take a shot for them at a certain point

00:41:20 I don't know

00:41:23 Are you nuts?

00:41:24 I don't know

00:41:26 You don't like it?

00:41:27 I don't know

00:41:28 We're in a good match, bro

00:41:30 Whit doesn't like it

00:41:31 We are in a good match

00:41:32 Why waste it?

00:41:33 Okay, alright

00:41:34 What are you talking about?

00:41:36 Legit

00:41:38 He wants to take a select shot

00:41:39 It was recommended, I kind of liked it

00:41:42 Can we correct for the record?

00:41:44 Numerous fans chanted and asked for it

00:41:46 I know my role here

00:41:47 Why don't we just get you swinging on the range to see how you hit it?

00:41:50 Why would we have you hit a shot for everyone?

00:41:52 Well, I mean

00:41:53 It's okay, Paul

00:41:55 Whit hates the idea

00:41:57 Whit, we don't need to hit an important shot

00:41:59 Have you ever hit a shot in general for a club?

00:42:01 That would be fine

00:42:02 Every shot's important, dude

00:42:03 I'm saying after the turn

00:42:05 Oh, great swing

00:42:06 After the turn, I'm saying

00:42:08 I'll drive it for you next hole

00:42:09 Great shot, Getsy

00:42:10 We're going to have to see the edits

00:42:15 Because I think they're talking a lot of shit in their car while they drive away

00:42:18 I can hear Biz like

00:42:19 We need some berry juice

00:42:21 Come on, you f*****s

00:42:22 I think Biz is just dialed right now

00:42:25 He's just feeling it

00:42:26 I don't know how he's even standing up, let alone playing golf

00:42:32 Oh, yeah

00:42:33 Maybe the best shot of the...

00:42:38 You're on...

00:42:39 You're unreal right now

00:42:41 I'm good

00:42:43 I'm f*****g buzzing

00:42:44 They're going to be questioning my handicap pretty soon

00:42:47 That's how good I'm playing

00:42:48 We're going to have another McKinnon explosion

00:42:50 This is a f*****g sandbagger

00:42:53 Get that on camera

00:42:54 Exactly, look Biz

00:42:55 It doesn't matter that you make triples

00:42:56 If you make a bunch of pars and hit shots like that

00:42:58 You're like a 12 handicap

00:43:00 A 12?!

00:43:01 Biz is a sandbagger

00:43:03 14 holes he gets his trophy off

00:43:05 F***!

00:43:09 I thought it was going to be good

00:43:10 Imagine it split both of them

00:43:12 I thought it was splitting both of them

00:43:13 Alright, so I got us this hole

00:43:16 Oh, f***

00:43:18 Where's the flag?

00:43:21 I don't know

00:43:24 I can't see the flag at all

00:43:26 Can you see it, Juice?

00:43:27 No

00:43:29 It's like, a little to the right of the camera

00:43:31 Oh yeah, okay

00:43:34 There's a cigar up here

00:43:35 Yeah, I see the black

00:43:36 I got you now

00:43:37 Pretty hot out here, so time for a...

00:43:39 Couple of blue lights for the boys

00:43:41 I don't know

00:43:42 I see a couple of former docs who need them, so let's go

00:43:44 Let's let Getzey shoot first

00:43:46 I like that a lot

00:43:49 Getzey?

00:43:50 I like that a lot

00:43:51 Hell of a shot, Getzey

00:43:52 You got a bad blue light for that one, my friend

00:43:53 Thanks, friend

00:43:54 There you go

00:43:55 Be excellent, you're a spotter, you get one as well

00:43:57 Check that s**t, motherf*****, let's go

00:43:59 I got you

00:44:00 Thank you, sir

00:44:01 God, I respect that move

00:44:02 Oh, I did it anyway

00:44:07 God, you f***** loser

00:44:10 God

00:44:12 Who is this guy?

00:44:16 What a shot, Biz!

00:44:18 Good shot, Bizzy

00:44:19 Wait, what are we doing right now?

00:44:21 Are we on a search and rescue?

00:44:23 I'm looking for my...

00:44:24 I don't matter now, but I'm looking for my ball

00:44:27 Don't worry, we're hop on, buddy

00:44:29 I'm on

00:44:30 Hey, what do you mean hop on?

00:44:32 It's been sitting up there for f***** four holes

00:44:34 I should have brought that f***** towel

00:44:36 Oh, you're the best

00:44:37 Buddy, come on, man

00:44:38 I raised towel

00:44:39 I'm sorry, it gets you when you jizzed on it, so it's all on you now

00:44:43 Alright, give me a back massage so I can drain this putt

00:44:46 I'm not going to hit anybody, but you got this

00:44:47 We need some birdie juice, actually

00:44:48 If you hit this, I got to run back and get some birdie juice

00:44:50 That's me and send it up just to see, make you move over there

00:44:53 Whisper sweet nothings in my ear

00:44:55 Oh my god, I can't wait, Biz, I can't wait

00:44:57 How are you taking me?

00:44:58 You warmed me up so good last night, amazing

00:45:00 You already settled down, man

00:45:02 Just like, f***** pump the brakes, buddy

00:45:04 Hey, you get what you pay for, buddy

00:45:05 F***** about to come here

00:45:07 Join the club

00:45:09 Go, go!

00:45:12 Two putts for the win, Biz!

00:45:15 Oh, another f*****...

00:45:16 Oh, tap in, pick it up, oh, golf whistle integrity-wise, oh, pick it up

00:45:21 Halfway

00:45:25 Halfway

00:45:26 F***** off

00:45:31 Sorry, Whitty

00:45:33 What a wasted f***** hole

00:45:35 Unbelievable three shots to get there, though

00:45:38 What a f***** waste

00:45:40 We just dodged one there

00:45:41 We dodged one huge

00:45:42 Oh, look at that stroke by Biz

00:45:49 Bizzy, what do you say there, Bizzy?

00:45:51 Bye

00:45:52 Where the hell are you guys going?

00:45:54 Where's the t-box?

00:45:56 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

00:45:57 Where's the t-box?

00:45:58 Where's the t-box?

00:45:59 These guys are f*****, one's gonna be in the Hall of Fame, the other's...

00:46:02 These are the most dishonorable f***** move I've ever seen in my life

00:46:05 I don't know if he works smart or not

00:46:07 This is a joke

00:46:09 Hey, Whit, that's so nice of you to say, thank you

00:46:11 I'm waving the white flag

00:46:12 I can't believe you said you were going to the Hall of Fame, dude

00:46:14 That's so nice of you

00:46:15 I'm not voting for you now, Getze, you prick

00:46:19 Oh, it's on the green

00:46:21 It's on the green

00:46:22 RA massaged me before that f***** ass ball

00:46:24 If you don't hit it by me, get in your extra 20 yards

00:46:27 That's the difference with ya

00:46:28 I don't know why you're teeing off back here, there's no marker

00:46:30 We should have RA talk to them the rest of the round

00:46:32 RA, just go, like, breathe on Getze

00:46:34 That's on the green

00:46:38 It's really good or it's long

00:46:45 It's really good or it's long

00:46:47 It's really good

00:46:49 Whit, welcome to the match, bud

00:46:51 Oh, stop

00:46:55 Chippin' a putt

00:46:57 Oh, get down, god, that jump

00:47:01 Alright

00:47:03 Juice

00:47:07 Go, you f*****

00:47:09 I f***** us on the last hole, I'm so upset about it

00:47:12 I know you want a big, juicy, big deal brewing air

00:47:15 But I'm not gonna give it to you, baby

00:47:17 'Cause I'm still upset about the last hole

00:47:19 Hey

00:47:22 There it is

00:47:24 Oh, I missed it low

00:47:28 What a loser

00:47:29 So, Whit, I'm gonna say this

00:47:31 I actually think

00:47:32 Getze's went right

00:47:33 I would say that you put it inside left edge

00:47:36 I don't think it's as bad as you think

00:47:38 That's personally

00:47:39 'Cause the hole's like this

00:47:42 It's not like this

00:47:44 What the f***?

00:47:46 Slicker, it's a right

00:47:47 Not too much muster, don't stand up

00:47:49 Oh, I never had a chance

00:47:52 F***

00:47:53 That broke a lot, dude

00:47:55 Me and Juice right now are just f***** dodging

00:47:59 See if he would've listened to you

00:48:01 You mad at me?

00:48:02 You had it going left, didn't you?

00:48:03 F*** you

00:48:04 It's okay, it's okay, don't get mad

00:48:06 Is he mad at me?

00:48:07 How could he be mad at you?

00:48:08 Are we all square?

00:48:09 But I tell you

00:48:10 Slick to the right, too much muster

00:48:12 F*** dude, I'm sorry, buddy

00:48:14 About what?

00:48:16 I just missed a f***** 10-footer

00:48:18 All square, all square, baby

00:48:20 All square

00:48:21 Oh God, is that good?

00:48:28 That was pounded, Biz

00:48:30 Unreal Stroke deserves a little bit of light

00:48:35 Blue light

00:48:36 Let's see yours first

00:48:38 I'm probably gonna give it to you anyways

00:48:39 But let's see it first

00:48:41 Nice, Juice

00:48:42 Great ball, Juice

00:48:44 No

00:48:46 Go

00:48:49 Nice shot, man

00:48:52 Oh my God, what?

00:48:53 That was sick, bro

00:48:55 With this thing hanging

00:48:56 What is this thing?

00:48:57 Alright, I'll say something

00:48:59 You're an animal

00:49:01 Like

00:49:02 10 o'clock at night

00:49:04 You're the most f***** up person

00:49:06 In the world

00:49:07 And then somehow at 5am

00:49:09 You're still like the same

00:49:11 But

00:49:12 I said it

00:49:14 I don't even know how you're standing up at 10

00:49:16 And then 4am

00:49:17 And you're still like out

00:49:18 I don't know

00:49:19 And like look

00:49:20 I know we make the drug jokes in the show

00:49:21 And like ha ha funny

00:49:22 I'm the weird uncle

00:49:23 But look

00:49:24 I've been drinking and smoking

00:49:25 That's all I've done on that show

00:49:26 And I've stayed out till 5 in the morning

00:49:28 It's like the energy

00:49:29 I'm done

00:49:38 That's good, Gats

00:49:39 I don't know if it's enough though

00:49:41 Yeah, it's short

00:49:42 F**k, I hit that clean too

00:49:44 Oh, f**k

00:49:46 Run that out, you never know

00:49:47 That's a single up the middle, Juice

00:49:51 We can use that

00:49:52 He's giving me a read

00:49:56 Good partner guy

00:49:57 Oh, that was clean, Juice

00:50:00 That is so sick

00:50:05 Go, go

00:50:06 Oh, I did

00:50:07 So good, Gats

00:50:08 What a shot, bro

00:50:09 Load it up with the birdie, Juice

00:50:10 Hopefully those suckers don't let me down

00:50:11 For the 17th time today

00:50:13 That's a fast putt

00:50:15 Thanks, dude

00:50:16 You don't say

00:50:18 I'm here for you, partner

00:50:19 You know what

00:50:22 You don't say

00:50:23 He's like, I just had a piss

00:50:24 That's as much contribution as I had

00:50:25 To the gold medal you won in Yaroslavl, Russia

00:50:27 He's like, I just peed into the wind

00:50:28 I just peed into the wind

00:50:29 This is downwind wind

00:50:30 Just a little bit

00:50:32 I pissed all over myself

00:50:33 Got a little on my ankle

00:50:36 It's not that fast

00:50:37 Now you got to putt it again, too

00:50:39 What?

00:50:40 How?

00:50:41 I don't know

00:50:45 Biz is telling me how fast it is

00:50:46 After he's hosing into the wind

00:50:47 Oh, I pushed it, Juice

00:50:50 Found it

00:50:51 That's good

00:50:52 Come on, Witty

00:50:53 Good for the win

00:50:54 Come on, Witty

00:50:55 Such a horrible stroke

00:50:56 God, you're a loser

00:50:59 Nice shot

00:51:04 Nice play, Witty

00:51:05 Oh my God, Biz

00:51:06 One up

00:51:07 One up, bro

00:51:08 One up

00:51:09 Birdie, Juice

00:51:10 Birdie, Juice

00:51:11 Like, boys, let's go

00:51:12 Birdie, Juice

00:51:13 That's a natural birdie?

00:51:14 This is just what I need

00:51:15 I mean, I don't know what kind of

00:51:16 Fucking scoring system we got here

00:51:17 But let's go

00:51:18 Yeah, it's called golf

00:51:19 All right, what do you have to say

00:51:20 About this match?

00:51:21 That's a great birdie

00:51:22 Thanks, buddy, I appreciate it

00:51:23 All right

00:51:24 Did I get you?

00:51:25 Oh, yeah

00:51:26 Speech

00:51:27 It's unbelievable

00:51:28 This is better than I ever thought it would be

00:51:29 And I'm pissed it's my first one

00:51:30 Oh my God, his head's so wet, bro

00:51:32 That is disgusting

00:51:33 Welcome to the Sandbagger, R.A.

00:51:35 You're in the zone, buddy

00:51:45 Nice shot

00:51:49 Watch down one of these, buddy

00:51:50 Big dill, bro

00:51:51 Right over the flag

00:51:52 I'm good, R.A.

00:51:53 Get out of my face

00:51:54 Fuck, man

00:51:55 Get out of his face

00:51:56 That thing was right at it

00:51:57 Get out of his face

00:51:58 Romo's yomos

00:51:59 Get out of his face, man

00:52:00 Romo's yomos

00:52:01 Trying to fucking sell this shit

00:52:02 To make you even richer, motherfucker

00:52:04 God damn it

00:52:06 That was so smooth

00:52:09 Ooh

00:52:10 That was so smooth

00:52:12 It's not bad, though

00:52:15 Halfway

00:52:16 Now you can appreciate it

00:52:17 Big deal, bro

00:52:18 That Whitney fucking said no

00:52:19 Really?

00:52:20 Fucking asshole, right?

00:52:21 This just seems like a great birdie

00:52:22 Seven?

00:52:23 It is

00:52:24 I'm gonna drink this with you

00:52:25 As soon as I hit the shot

00:52:26 Can you hold it for one second?

00:52:27 I'm gonna let you strike

00:52:28 What did you hit, a seven?

00:52:29 That's a five for you

00:52:30 Ask your mom

00:52:31 [Laughing]

00:52:32 This guy's from Grimsby

00:52:36 He'll tell you your mom wears army boots

00:52:38 This guy

00:52:40 Come on, no

00:52:41 Cut

00:52:42 No

00:52:43 Where is it?

00:52:44 Halfway

00:52:45 All right

00:52:46 There's too much going on right now

00:52:48 Yeah

00:52:49 I just gotta grind through this

00:52:50 I'm shit-faced

00:52:51 And I'm sweating through my undies

00:52:54 There's a sound bite for you, Pasha

00:53:00 RA, you think that's a good decision?

00:53:02 What's that?

00:53:03 Do you use to putt that?

00:53:04 No, no

00:53:05 I mean, I'm not totally ignorant about golf

00:53:08 I mean, I think it's a 50/50 play right there

00:53:10 Really?

00:53:11 Oh, sorry

00:53:12 Sorry, that's my bad

00:53:13 You didn't play for Vancouver

00:53:14 He did, so I won't say you're wrong

00:53:15 Vancouver, fucking bunch of pussies

00:53:18 [Laughing]

00:53:19 Said the quiet part loud again, huh?

00:53:21 Clear of the mecca

00:53:26 That's a good sit, guys

00:53:27 Clear of the mecca

00:53:28 That's a good sit, buddy

00:53:29 Good sit by Getsy

00:53:30 That was sick

00:53:31 My partner said, "Clear of the mechanism"

00:53:35 Sit, boo-boo

00:53:37 You both got a little test

00:53:38 I thought you made it

00:53:39 That's good

00:53:40 Put this in, would ya?

00:53:42 Take a little pressure off your partner

00:53:44 Oh my god

00:53:47 Look at this

00:53:48 Watch it, folks

00:53:49 I thought you made it

00:53:51 Fizz, I need a read

00:53:52 I haven't had a putt all day

00:53:54 That was a good putt

00:53:55 That's usually what I do

00:53:56 I fuck up and then I hit the putts

00:53:57 I saw you hit

00:53:58 I saw, they sent me like a little dub of this

00:54:00 on what we were getting into

00:54:01 I hit the putts

00:54:02 And you hit a putt

00:54:03 I haven't hit a putt

00:54:04 35 feet, 40 feet

00:54:05 I don't want to see it today

00:54:06 I really don't want to see it

00:54:07 Fizz, read the putt, Fizz

00:54:09 Oh yeah, help your partner

00:54:10 I'm talking to my old fucking gold medalist here

00:54:12 Hey, help your partner

00:54:13 It's straight, right?

00:54:14 I would

00:54:15 Yeah

00:54:16 Yeah

00:54:17 I think it's going to dip a little bit

00:54:19 my right, your left

00:54:20 Oh my god

00:54:21 Like a little bit

00:54:22 What?

00:54:23 Are you fucking

00:54:24 You think it's going that way?

00:54:26 Never mind

00:54:28 Forget everything I said

00:54:29 Let's do this again

00:54:30 Hey, way to leg it down there

00:54:33 Doesn't that look fast though?

00:54:35 Wow

00:54:36 I'm just looking for excuses

00:54:38 You know what?

00:54:39 Hey, honestly

00:54:40 I thought it was

00:54:41 I can say in my career

00:54:42 I thought that was fast

00:54:43 Hey, let's talk about it though for a second

00:54:45 Get out of my face

00:54:46 Hey, but let's talk about it

00:54:47 Okay, you're standing back there right now

00:54:49 And you're asking a 24 hand recap

00:54:52 That's how you know

00:54:53 Hey, come read this with me

00:54:54 And then he goes like this

00:54:55 Goes to my left, your right

00:54:56 He's like, wait a minute

00:54:57 If I stand on my shoe and I do this

00:54:59 Fuck you, Getzy

00:55:00 Getzy knows how to get his head

00:55:01 Get him out of your kitchen

00:55:02 Getzy knows how to get his head

00:55:03 Yes!

00:55:07 Atta boy, Witt

00:55:08 Never a doubt

00:55:09 Never a doubt

00:55:10 Thanks for your help, guys

00:55:11 I read it perfect

00:55:12 He didn't hear me, but I read it perfect

00:55:13 I'm not taking my shot here

00:55:15 Because we're in a good match

00:55:16 But Juice gets his

00:55:17 Don't give us fucking courtesy

00:55:18 No, what are you talking about?

00:55:19 Well, I'm figuring

00:55:20 If you were down one, I'd be taking it

00:55:22 What an honorable golfer

00:55:24 That's honorable

00:55:25 We're up one

00:55:26 And Juice gets one

00:55:27 And Biz gets one

00:55:28 Come on, we're in a great match

00:55:30 That's an honorable golfer

00:55:31 You know what the honorable thing would be?

00:55:33 They should give you your fucking cue card

00:55:34 The honorable thing would be

00:55:35 They should give you your fucking cue card for that

00:55:37 The honorable thing would be to send RA to rehab

00:55:38 No

00:55:39 Yeah, that's a good one

00:55:43 Wow

00:55:44 Oh, boys

00:55:45 I'm fucking the best drunk golfer in the world

00:55:48 Woo!

00:55:51 Best of the day

00:55:52 What a good drive

00:55:53 Just get past that second tree

00:55:54 Problem two

00:55:55 Biz, he could be in trouble

00:56:00 No, he's not

00:56:01 It's so wide open over there

00:56:03 They're both in trouble, Biz

00:56:07 Trouble?

00:56:08 What do you mean trouble?

00:56:09 No, come back

00:56:12 That's good, no

00:56:13 That was a great swing

00:56:15 That's it

00:56:17 Chipping a pot

00:56:23 Oh, God, that's good

00:56:25 Woo!

00:56:26 Look at this

00:56:28 Oh, no

00:56:30 Tip of the cap

00:56:33 They don't teach that in golf shots

00:56:34 That's not one you work on

00:56:36 Yes, Gats

00:56:40 Fuck, man

00:56:44 You're fucking right

00:56:46 I'm feeling it right now

00:56:47 I'm feeling it right now

00:56:48 Get going

00:56:52 Hey, wait

00:56:53 You know what he could have used?

00:56:54 It's for you to tell him not to hit a putter on the last shot

00:56:56 Where were you on that one?

00:56:58 Wait, Biz putted that?

00:56:59 Yeah, oh, yeah

00:57:00 Oh, my God

00:57:02 Did you see the rough back there?

00:57:05 That's fucked up

00:57:06 You didn't say anything

00:57:07 Oh, and then he made it too

00:57:10 Look at him

00:57:11 Oh, my God

00:57:14 I thought it was in, Biz

00:57:15 Oh, my God, Biz

00:57:16 Just put us all to silence

00:57:17 Hey

00:57:18 Oh, that's down

00:57:23 Oh, wow

00:57:24 Oh, my God

00:57:26 Is that real?

00:57:27 They hit the rough and went like this

00:57:29 What the hell?

00:57:31 Oh, juice for the win

00:57:32 I haven't noticed juice the entire match

00:57:34 No, I'm serious

00:57:37 This could be the first opportunity for you to actually do something

00:57:39 That's not what your mom said, Biz

00:57:40 Your mom didn't say that

00:57:41 Never did, kid

00:57:46 You Grimsey boys are greasy

00:57:47 You Grimsey boys are greasy

00:57:49 Oh, God

00:57:51 All right, juice

00:57:52 Oh, yeah, he left it high

00:57:55 Come on

00:57:56 Come on, Whitty

00:57:57 Hey, that's good

00:57:58 That was a good putt

00:57:59 Good Lord, Ryan

00:58:00 Are the tie skis

00:58:01 I mean, Biz, he's calling out your mom

00:58:04 Yes, Whitty

00:58:07 Oh, Biz, baby

00:58:08 Biz, baby

00:58:10 What did you do?

00:58:11 He talked about your mom

00:58:12 You got my back, eh, Whitty?

00:58:15 How do we tie that?

00:58:16 Ties are lost there

00:58:17 Cheers, boys

00:58:18 This is more birdies than you guys had last time

00:58:20 I'm not going to get it

00:58:21 Oh, yeah, I lost one for sure

00:58:22 No, the pasta fiala one was nuts

00:58:24 That's what this feels like

00:58:25 That's what this one feels like

00:58:27 Hey, tip in, Whitty

00:58:28 They say the heavy stuff's not going to come down for a while

00:58:30 Why am I grabbing my putter?

00:58:34 That's how buckled I am

00:58:36 Hey, why did R.A. come to this one?

00:58:38 Because he's a fucking menace to society

00:58:40 What an honor

00:58:41 Whitty boy

00:58:43 This guy's talking in your back swing, too

00:58:45 A little wind

00:58:46 It's not your fault

00:58:47 Biz, honestly, this is like when you are the dog

00:58:51 You got that dog in you

00:58:53 I'll bark at you

00:58:55 You got syphilis, too, but the dog's in there as well

00:58:58 Step off that one

00:59:02 Hey, what a professional to step away

00:59:04 Oh!

00:59:06 What the fuck was that?

00:59:07 Stay inbounds

00:59:09 Yes, yes, yes, Biz!

00:59:11 What a kick, dude

00:59:13 Are you celebrating that?

00:59:14 You guys are fucking talking the entire time

00:59:17 Hey, you're celebrating that shot

00:59:19 Partner!

00:59:22 That looks real good

00:59:24 Oh my God, is that good?

00:59:25 What a shot, Juice

00:59:27 Tell me we have that on a tracker

00:59:28 What a shot

00:59:29 Give me my tee back

00:59:31 Give me my tee back

00:59:32 I just sweat through it

00:59:34 Yeah, we go hard

00:59:36 Quiet!

00:59:40 Quiet!

00:59:41 Are these guys planning a big money match?

00:59:47 R.A.

00:59:48 Holy fuck, R.A.

00:59:49 Nice shot, Getsy

00:59:50 Back swing, R.A.

00:59:51 Nice shot

00:59:52 He said quiet, I was quiet 36 minutes

00:59:54 You were quiet the whole time

00:59:55 Thank you, thank you

00:59:56 Luchich fan club over here

00:59:57 Getsy's wrecked

00:59:58 Oh, everybody's wrecked

01:00:00 Biz, great shot, buddy

01:00:05 On it

01:00:09 Nice shot, Gets

01:00:10 Best three I ever made

01:00:11 Oh no

01:00:14 Give me a read

01:00:15 Nice chip, Witt

01:00:16 God, that was bad

01:00:18 Oh, good putt

01:00:21 Hey, I was being supportive

01:00:24 You can't be a hero every hole, Biz

01:00:26 You can't carry him the whole round

01:00:27 What a three

01:00:30 What a fucking...

01:00:31 Oh!

01:00:32 Oh, wow

01:00:33 What?

01:00:34 Biz, has Juice been clutch yet?

01:00:35 I've been waiting the whole match for him to do something

01:00:37 We stared you right in the eye while you made the first throw

01:00:39 That's true

01:00:40 And this is the opportunity right here

01:00:41 For the video

01:00:43 For the kids

01:00:44 I'm a minor hockey team from YouTube

01:00:46 Oh, and he walked it

01:00:50 He walked it halfway

01:00:51 Hey, what's this?

01:00:55 Oh my God, he walked it halfway there too

01:00:57 Let me get that for you

01:01:04 Let me get that for you

01:01:05 Birdie, Juice

01:01:06 Give me the pink Whitty

01:01:07 I can't, I know

01:01:11 He was kind of not there

01:01:12 Oh!

01:01:13 Double birdie

01:01:14 What the hell is your problem?

01:01:15 Where is...

01:01:16 That's not a birdie

01:01:17 It's a birdie, right?

01:01:18 G gave me a birdie

01:01:19 G told me birdie's a fucking...

01:01:21 Sure

01:01:22 It's pink Whitty, let's go, bitch

01:01:23 Great to have you, alright

01:01:24 Hey, hey, it's an appreciation to have you

01:01:27 You too, Ryan

01:01:28 You're excited to birdie, right?

01:01:29 Buddy, yes, you're fine

01:01:30 Don't worry about it

01:01:31 I'm fucking

01:01:32 Biz, you got it

01:01:33 You're good, buddy

01:01:34 You're buzzing

01:01:35 I feel like I'm a double agent right now

01:01:37 I think Biz, honestly

01:01:38 I think the more stress he gets before golf

01:01:41 The better he is

01:01:42 Oh, fuck

01:01:43 Biz, Juice is perfect

01:01:47 Partner assist

01:01:48 Oh my God

01:01:49 Nice ball

01:01:51 Holy shit, ground ball up the middle

01:01:52 Buckner plays it to short

01:01:53 It's behind the bag

01:01:55 Gets love with a dribbler

01:01:57 Up the middle

01:01:58 RA's fucking...

01:02:00 What a golf point

01:02:01 As drunk as I am

01:02:02 I'm halfway to RA right now

01:02:04 Hey, keep trying, kid

01:02:05 You'll get there

01:02:06 I'm in trouble

01:02:09 No, it's just a little right

01:02:11 You've been there all day

01:02:12 This guy is so pessimistic

01:02:14 Like, that's fine

01:02:15 My contract says no fucking pitches

01:02:17 Without my shades on

01:02:18 So clutch

01:02:20 So fucking clutch

01:02:21 That is a fucking zonk of Biz

01:02:23 My God, seriously

01:02:28 That's better than Maryland Chambers right now

01:02:31 Let's get in line for that

01:02:33 Oh, oof

01:02:34 I wasn't signing up for that, but...

01:02:36 Do it, I bet you it'll fucking cool you right off

01:02:39 Oh my God, buddy

01:02:40 I don't think I've ever been this...

01:02:42 This warm in my life

01:02:44 Oh my God, dude

01:02:45 I... I... I...

01:02:47 I love you

01:02:49 You're literally my best buddy

01:02:51 I'm shit-faced right now

01:02:53 It's 115 degrees

01:02:55 I've been in Nashville for a week

01:02:57 Like, I need to go home, dude

01:02:59 I need to go home

01:03:01 I need to go home

01:03:02 Hoffman

01:03:04 I need Hoffman

01:03:08 Who's Hoffman?

01:03:10 It's a rehab facility

01:03:11 Oh, I'll go to the place in, like, Malibu

01:03:15 My kids are gonna watch this someday

01:03:20 Oh

01:03:23 Oh my God

01:03:28 That is destroyed

01:03:29 Destroyed

01:03:30 I've turned so much on my hands

01:03:35 I think I'm about to hit a golf shot here

01:03:39 So you're gonna lay up

01:03:40 Is that what you're trying to tell us?

01:03:41 Nope

01:03:42 Oh, you fucking motherfucker

01:03:45 Oh my God

01:03:46 This might go in

01:03:47 Hey, walk after it

01:03:48 Oh my God

01:03:50 What a shot!

01:03:51 That's 20 yards past the flag

01:03:53 What a shot!

01:03:54 Good shot, Wade

01:03:55 Good three-putt

01:03:56 What a shot!

01:03:58 That was hit so good

01:03:59 It's a little right, though

01:04:01 Kick left, kick left

01:04:02 Great shot, buddy

01:04:04 Shot, Gats

01:04:09 Boys, that's for Eagle

01:04:11 So we're gonna have to do another one

01:04:12 Go

01:04:15 Go

01:04:16 Oh

01:04:18 Such a bad shot

01:04:19 You can't putt that, bro

01:04:21 Biz

01:04:23 What do you mean?

01:04:24 What do you mean?

01:04:25 Why Kelly can't putt it?

01:04:29 Why is he talking right before I shoot like that?

01:04:32 Buddy, come on

01:04:34 You can't putt it to the rough

01:04:35 Don't question my club selection

01:04:37 Ever

01:04:38 I find a way

01:04:40 You've been questioning it all day

01:04:42 Oh, go

01:04:46 Oh, you were right on line, Juice

01:04:48 Nice shot

01:04:49 Nice shot, BX guy

01:04:52 He has a little mustache and fly hair

01:04:54 Way to get it halfway there

01:04:59 What is wrong with you?

01:05:00 You just watched him do it

01:05:02 Donzo, see ya

01:05:06 Hey, that went further than my tee shot

01:05:08 Get in there, get in there, get in there

01:05:13 Oh, you pussy

01:05:14 Shut him up, Woody

01:05:15 Shut him up

01:05:17 Pink Whitney

01:05:19 Oh, it's purple

01:05:21 Oh my god, he's so short

01:05:22 Alright, you can hit the tie

01:05:24 That's par

01:05:25 What a fucking loser I am

01:05:27 You gotta get it there

01:05:32 Oh my god, Biz

01:05:33 How slow is that putt?

01:05:35 One up, going into 18

01:05:37 The only thing saved is

01:05:38 Hey, our A might have got him so fucked up

01:05:40 That that's why we're winning

01:05:41 Alright, we just have to tie this hole

01:05:43 And we win, and we stroke

01:05:44 How the fuck do we bogey that?

01:05:46 A good pause

01:05:49 A little left

01:05:50 A little left

01:05:51 Perfect

01:05:52 You're a gamer

01:05:54 You're a gamer

01:05:56 Oh my god

01:05:59 Fucking Christ, man

01:06:00 That's nice

01:06:01 What?

01:06:02 Oh, a kickback right

01:06:03 He's in the fairway

01:06:04 Juuuuuuuice

01:06:06 Does he stroke this hole?

01:06:07 No, no

01:06:08 I don't stroke

01:06:09 No

01:06:10 Sure?

01:06:11 Juuuuuice

01:06:12 Just coming off a three-putt

01:06:13 So good

01:06:15 That's a nice one

01:06:16 That's a gamer

01:06:17 That's alright

01:06:18 Did you get a little slice, Kev?

01:06:19 No, no

01:06:20 Peered it

01:06:21 I mean

01:06:22 Oh, they weren't just going to lie down

01:06:23 Fucking A

01:06:24 Up, oh, down

01:06:25 Peered it

01:06:26 I mean, close side

01:06:27 Up

01:06:28 I don't know how to reply for that

01:06:30 What was that?

01:06:31 I don't know how to reply for that

01:06:32 Hey, they weren't just going to lie down

01:06:34 If you hit this on the green, the match is over

01:06:36 Why don't you hit that off the fucking teeth?

01:06:40 Dipshit

01:06:41 Just a couple of Western Canadian boys out here

01:06:43 Whacking the ball, they're a little bit weedy

01:06:45 I love you boys

01:06:48 Oh, fucking, oh, a little bounce back there

01:06:50 A little reverberation

01:06:51 No reverberation, I haven't helped anybody

01:06:53 No reverberation, I haven't helped anybody

01:06:58 I need some sunscreen

01:07:01 What is Scummy doing way the fuck up there?

01:07:03 What is he

01:07:04 Probably cheating

01:07:05 What's he looking at?

01:07:06 Probably cheating

01:07:07 This guy is scum

01:07:08 Hey, Scumber, did you put your ball on a tee up?

01:07:10 What are you doing?

01:07:11 Let's watch Biz shank this

01:07:12 I've seen enough of Biz point films already

01:07:17 Mashed potatoes

01:07:18 Good enough

01:07:21 I love that move

01:07:23 I love you boys

01:07:24 Good enough, he goes

01:07:26 It gets us horrible right now

01:07:28 Oh, he tugged it a little bit

01:07:31 You're on the grass

01:07:33 Fuck

01:07:34 Biz stroked, right?

01:07:35 I don't like our chances right now

01:07:37 But I'm going to try and start

01:07:38 We're not in good shape

01:07:39 Oh, be good

01:07:41 Who's that?

01:07:46 Witt, go

01:07:47 No, it's not on, is it?

01:07:48 Witt's in the bunker

01:07:49 Shot, settle

01:07:54 It's not good enough

01:07:55 Fuck

01:07:57 What a horrible, horrible golf finish

01:08:02 Where's my fucking towel? It's been here the whole time

01:08:05 Sit

01:08:08 Sit, sit, sit

01:08:10 What a shot

01:08:11 What do you say Biz?

01:08:12 What do you fucking say Biz?

01:08:13 What a chip

01:08:15 Oh, wow, Juice

01:08:17 I've got to get up and down or you've got to two-putt

01:08:19 Hey, what a great shot, Juice

01:08:21 Get in there

01:08:25 You're irrelevant, Witt

01:08:26 If I make this, the match is over

01:08:28 Oh, Gatsky can make a birdie

01:08:34 What about your partner?

01:08:36 You dummies, you didn't even know what was going on

01:08:38 How stupid

01:08:39 Nine in a row

01:08:40 Nine in a row

01:08:41 It's a birdie

01:08:42 Nine in a row

01:08:43 Nine in a row

01:08:44 Enjoy the cart footage

01:08:45 Nine in a row, boys

01:08:46 That's how it's supposed to be

01:08:48 Oh, no

01:08:49 He's got a good ground game

01:08:56 Fucking A, Witty Dog

01:08:59 Where's Witty Dog?

01:09:00 How did we lose that?

01:09:04 Honestly, I have no idea

01:09:06 Hey, boys, boys, either way

01:09:08 Listen, Witt, get over here

01:09:10 Witt, get over here

01:09:11 Either way

01:09:12 We've got our A's here, guys

01:09:13 Let's go

01:09:14 Is that a birdie?

01:09:15 All right, no, that was a par, but they were down one

01:09:18 I get it, I get it, we won

01:09:20 I can't

01:09:21 It's a birdie or not, it's birdie juice for the boys

01:09:24 Listen, unreal match once again, Kev

01:09:27 All right, let me finish it off, all right

01:09:30 Thank you to these two legends

01:09:32 I lost to Game 7 in the finals, the worst loss of my life

01:09:34 No, this is way worse

01:09:36 Thank you

01:09:37 This is way worse than the last time

01:09:38 Thank you, viewers

01:09:40 Way worse

01:09:41 We're all waffled, I'll be honest

01:09:43 But thank you, viewers

01:09:45 We want to thank Juice

01:09:47 We want to thank Etsy, two legends

01:09:49 Unfortunately, they couldn't get it done

01:09:51 Pink Whitney, Le Bat Blue, Big Deal Brew, and R.A.'s Breath

01:09:56 Let's go

01:09:57 I can't even open this thing

01:09:59 Still better than your button

01:10:00 I'm so soaked

01:10:01 That's the drunkest beer

01:10:05 It's gummy

01:10:06 Easily the drunkest beer

01:10:07 I'm not going to get that on the plane

01:10:09 How the fuck did we lose that, guys?

01:10:11 (whooshing)

01:10:14 (whooshing)

Ryan Getzlaf + Kevin Bieksa VS Paul Bissonnette + Ryan Whitney - Sandbagger Invitational 18

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