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Gabe has a burning fire in him to make his mark on Hollywood with his crime spree movie, but no one wants to give him fu | dG1fTkx6WjZOcktDZlU
Transcript
00:00 Howdy, my name is Gabe Ellis and I'm making a movie and I want you to help me out.
00:04 Okay, bottom line, sir, I can do this entire film for one million dollars.
00:11 I need three hundred thousand dollars and I will make a film.
00:14 I just need a hundred and fifty grand. Now do we have a deal?
00:18 Hello?
00:21 We need a woman to spice up the gang.
00:24 No! No! No!
00:27 Schumann, camera, let's go, let's roll.
00:29 Draw the action, pull the trigger.
00:31 Bang, you're dead!
00:33 Alright boys and girls, this in my hometown is what is commonly referred to as a sitcom.
00:38 You hit the floor.
00:40 Now put the money in the bag, me and my friends will be out of your hair in a moment.
00:43 Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:45 You making a movie?
00:47 Fuck!
00:48 Fuck, the more abrasive form of cut.
00:50 Look, I'm not taking a bullet for art.
00:56 We walk in on some stork who's not in on your little reality play,
01:00 and he pulls a gun on us.
01:02 I'm gonna open up on him.
01:04 Are you telling me that you've been loaded this entire time?
01:07 Of course!
01:08 What, would you rather one of us get killed?
01:10 Our fucking headshots are plastered all over California.
01:12 They are looting everything in a straight line.
01:14 This could be the little golden statue for all of us.
01:16 We ID them, we tail them.
01:18 Shouldn't be wanted for anything. We cleared them with the managers, we never stole anything.
01:24 This is not a film anymore, man. This has become real.
01:27 Exactly, exactly, Trent. It's working, it's making itself, it's working.
01:31 Hey, look at me.
01:35 I'm on your side here.
01:37 Okay, Gideon, this conversation never took place.
01:48 [Distorted sound]
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