Aired (September 17, 2023): ‘Wag niyong gagalitin ang maganda pero matandang dilag na ito dahil baka bumigay ang puso nito! Kung gusto mo namang magpaawa sa ex mo ngunit no contact kayo, i-try mo na ang Emo Delivery, para sa puso mong sawi.
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00:00 [APPLAUSE]
00:03 Hello.
00:05 This love song is dedicated to all of you.
00:09 And it's called "Nagmamahal."
00:12 [APPLAUSE]
00:14 [MUSIC - "NAGMAMAHAL"]
00:18 [SINGING]
00:27 [APPLAUSE]
00:30 [SINGING]
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00:53 Thank you.
00:54 [APPLAUSE]
00:58 [MUSIC - "NAGMAMAHAL"]
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01:04 [APPLAUSE]
01:07 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:10 Guys, guys, we're here.
01:11 Sorry we're late.
01:12 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:15 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:18, sir.
01:44 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:46 Thank you.
01:46 Thank you.
01:48 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:51 T-bone steak, sir.
01:53 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:56 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
01:59 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
02:02 I wait.
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02:10 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
02:12 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
02:13 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
02:14 Thank you.
02:15 I wait.
02:16 Wait.
02:17 - Wait, wait, just a burger. - Burger?
02:22 - Yes, just a burger. - That's amazing.
02:24 - The burger's not bad. - So, a burger.
02:29 - Okay, sir. - Okay.
02:31 Wait, sorry. This is the final.
02:34 I'll just have a steak.
02:38 Sir, just two steaks.
02:39 - Yes. - I can't take this anymore!
02:42 You're so bad, I'm sick of you!
02:46 - Bro, just calm down. - No, I don't want to calm down!
02:51 I'm sick of this new mindset! Let's break up!
02:54 - You're really breaking up with me? - Yes.
02:58 Okay, fine! Let's break up then.
03:02 I'm so tired of your nagging.
03:05 You think I can't replace you?
03:07 Excuse me?
03:10 Tony is my boyfriend now.
03:14 - Him? - Yes!
03:16 Wait, Greg is my boyfriend. He's a bit smaller.
03:21 I don't know him.
03:23 - Wait, Danny is my boyfriend. - You both!
03:26 - He's richer. - That's not allowed!
03:30 - I'm so tired of this. - Sir, have you ordered?
03:33 No, but from now on, you'll be my boyfriend.
03:41 What's your name?
03:43 My dear audience, the cast of Bubblegum!
03:50 We also have two actresses, the ultimate runner, Angel Guardian!
03:59 And the beautiful voice, Marlene Budo!
04:06 Let's start with a laugh, so stand in front of your TVs or cellphones.
04:12 It's Sunday night, Bubblegum!
04:17 [music]
04:20 Bubblegum!
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05:00 [music]
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05:06 Come in, come in. Welcome. Have a seat.
05:16 - Thank you. - Welcome to Style Sanctuary.
05:18 Have a seat, ma'am, sir.
05:21 - Hi. - Hello, hello.
05:26 - Good day. I'm Chino. - I know, I know.
05:30 Welcome to Style Sanctuary.
05:33 So, how are you related to the deceased?
05:38 - She's my wife. - Ah.
05:42 - This is our son. - Hi.
05:45 - And this is my sister-in-law. - Hello, Chino.
05:48 I would like to personally thank you for trusting Style Sanctuary for your funeral needs.
05:54 Thank you. Thank you very much.
05:56 You referred to us when my friend also passed away.
06:00 - Ah. - He said that your service here is good.
06:04 Yes. Thank you, my friend.
06:07 That's true. Many of our customers are smiling.
06:12 They die with a smile.
06:14 Because here at Style Sanctuary, our slogan is not just "Rest in Peace."
06:20 Our slogan is "Rest in Style."
06:24 - Rest in Style? - Rest in Style.
06:26 - That's new. - Yes.
06:28 We customize our funeral items.
06:34 - Ah. Customized funeral items? - Yes.
06:38 How?
06:39 We design our funeral items according to the deceased's wishes.
06:47 - For example, what's your wife's name? - Charo.
06:50 - Charo. Oh, Chino Charo. - Charo.
06:53 What are your wife's wishes? Maybe we can find it in our database.
07:00 - What are my wife's wishes? - What?
07:03 She likes plants.
07:07 - Plants? - My wife likes plants.
07:09 Okay. I'll just type it here.
07:12 - Plantita, right? - Plantita.
07:15 Oh, that's so funny.
07:17 Because it's a plantita, this is our design.
07:21 This is a sample of our plantita.
07:25 - There. - Oh, I see.
07:30 Flowers.
07:32 There are leaves and grass.
07:35 And what's nice about it is that we use 100% real materials.
07:44 If you water it, the plants will grow.
07:47 And the flowers will bloom.
07:51 And as the plant grows, it will grow even more.
07:54 - Wow. - I'm so happy.
07:56 My wife will be happy with this design because it's a plantita.
08:01 I'm so happy.
08:03 But, do you remember that she used to like going to the beach?
08:08 There was a time when she wanted to buy a property to make a resort.
08:14 She's a beach person?
08:16 I'm so happy because a lot of people like going to the beach.
08:20 Let's try this new design.
08:24 This is what we'll do.
08:26 Parakay, ma'am. Beach design.
08:29 There. You see?
08:33 It's a rock like that.
08:35 And it has a Bora vibe.
08:40 You can make a slogan, "Lama is a Boracay."
08:44 It has a nice vibe.
08:47 And we can put a boat on the back.
08:51 If the space is small, we can put a boat on the back.
08:56 We can put animated whales in the background.
09:01 Or sirens.
09:03 We can hire talents to wear sirens.
09:07 It's so fun.
09:09 And we can put a bikini on the back of the boat.
09:15 It's like a beach.
09:19 Rest in style.
09:21 I think that's what At will like.
09:25 I think she'll be happier with the plantita design.
09:31 It's more conservative.
09:33 You know what?
09:35 Now I know that you don't know what she likes.
09:39 What?
09:40 She doesn't like beach and plants.
09:43 What?
09:44 She likes dolls.
09:47 She collects Barbie dolls.
09:49 Dolls? Barbie? OMG!
09:54 OMG!
09:56 I'm sorry. I got excited.
09:58 Recently, Barbie was trending.
10:05 Actually, we're going to design something.
10:08 Boris!
10:10 Come here.
10:13 Do you remember our new design?
10:16 Yes.
10:17 Can you come in?
10:18 Okay.
10:19 Thank you, Boris.
10:20 You watched Barbie?
10:23 I'm sorry. I got gushed.
10:26 It's so beautiful.
10:28 I was inspired.
10:30 It's very inspirational.
10:32 Here.
10:33 Is it ready?
10:34 Yes.
10:35 Look at our design.
10:39 Turn it.
10:42 Look at it.
10:45 See?
10:48 It's not dead.
10:50 It's our staff.
10:51 We made it so you can visualize what she will look like.
10:56 Stand there.
10:59 Me?
11:00 Yes.
11:01 Try it.
11:02 What should I do?
11:03 Just put it aside.
11:05 See? It's pose.
11:07 Pose like this.
11:11 It's so beautiful.
11:13 You look like Ken.
11:15 It suits you.
11:17 I'm sure your mom will be happy.
11:21 It's really western style.
11:23 Western style, sir.
11:25 Where are you going?
11:38 I told you that Marco and I will play basketball.
11:42 Marco again?
11:43 You're always with him.
11:46 You're making me laugh.
11:48 Are you jealous of Marco?
11:51 He's a man.
11:53 That's not what I'm thinking.
11:56 It's weird when you're together.
12:01 Especially when you hug him.
12:04 Stop being silly.
12:07 You're making me jealous.
12:09 Don't be jealous.
12:12 I love you.
12:16 Why are you so noisy?
12:17 You're making me jealous.
12:19 This is your son.
12:21 You want him to be with his work.
12:23 We talked about this before.
12:27 Your work is Marco.
12:29 Marco is his name.
12:31 You're so weird.
12:33 You're with him for a week and you're still with him during the day.
12:37 Your husband is pitiful.
12:38 You're so jealous.
12:39 It's not just that.
12:40 When they're together, they're always hugging.
12:44 What's happening to you, Roberto?
12:47 Why do you hug your husband all the time?
12:50 You're a man.
12:51 You hug your friend.
12:53 You have a husband.
12:54 I didn't teach you that.
12:57 It's not good to look at.
12:58 I can't see anything bad.
13:01 If you're single,
13:04 you have a husband.
13:06 So, stop it.
13:08 You're starting.
13:10 I'm not going to you.
13:12 Are you ready?
13:13 Yes, I'm ready.
13:15 Good.
13:16 I'm ready.
13:17 I'm excited to hug you.
13:19 I want to sweat.
13:21 Is this Marco?
13:23 Yes.
13:24 Look at your son.
13:26 He's so weird.
13:27 Excuse me.
13:31 Is this Marco?
13:35 Can I play basketball with you?
13:39 I want to play basketball with you, Marco.
13:43 Dad!
13:44 Why?
13:45 Don't make me look like a fool.
13:47 I'm single.
13:48 You're not.
13:49 You're a coward.
13:50 You're just playing.
13:51 Come on.
13:54 Let's go.
13:55 I'm right.
13:56 No, you're not.
13:57 Just us.
13:58 Just us.
13:59 Doc, hello.
14:11 Hi.
14:12 I'm Mrs. Santos.
14:13 How's my husband?
14:14 Is he okay?
14:15 Can we see him?
14:17 Yes, he's going to leave the recovery room.
14:19 Before that, I want to congratulate you.
14:23 Because your husband is the first successful neck transplant operation in the whole of Asia.
14:32 Thank you so much, Doc.
14:35 I didn't know.
14:37 This is a miracle, Doc.
14:40 Yes.
14:41 Because of you.
14:42 Of course, thank God.
14:43 Yes.
14:44 We all know that if a person's head is cut off, he will die.
14:50 But we were able to save your husband because someone donated a neck to attach your husband's head to his body.
14:59 That's why the neck transplant was successful.
15:04 That's why your husband is alive.
15:05 He's alive.
15:07 Thank God, Doc.
15:08 You're welcome.
15:09 My heart is full.
15:10 Here.
15:11 Here he is.
15:12 Ron.
15:13 Hon.
15:14 How are you, Ron?
15:15 Can I hug you?
15:17 Oh my God, we miss you so much, kids.
15:20 How are you?
15:22 I'm so happy to see you.
15:23 Don't cry anymore.
15:25 I'm okay.
15:26 Thank God, we miss you so much, kids.
15:31 You know, at home, they put a lot of drawings on the wall.
15:36 Why?
15:40 Huh?
15:42 Nothing.
15:43 I said, don't cry anymore.
15:46 Yes, because I was just worried about you.
15:49 And we really miss you so much, kids.
15:51 Mom, I'm so happy.
15:52 You know, they put a lot of drawings on the wall.
15:54 Look, there's a banner.
15:56 Happy birthday.
15:58 Sorry.
15:59 You missed a lot of occasions.
16:00 Sorry, I didn't hear that.
16:03 I said, you missed a lot of occasions, kids.
16:06 They have a banner for all the occasions you missed.
16:10 You even missed my birthday.
16:12 Hello, how are you?
16:15 Your daughter is here in the Philippines.
16:17 She has a lot of kids.
16:19 Yes, I have a lot of kids.
16:23 I'm a bit busy.
16:25 Are you okay?
16:27 I've been talking to you for a while.
16:30 You're not moving.
16:33 What's wrong? Do you have a problem?
16:35 Does your neck hurt?
16:37 Do you need anything?
16:38 Is your neck brace tight?
16:40 Can you remove it?
16:42 I don't know.
16:44 But I feel like I'm hearing people's stories.
16:50 I feel like I'm hearing what they're talking about.
16:54 And I don't know why I feel like I'm getting lost
16:59 whenever someone talks to me.
17:02 Doc, what's wrong?
17:07 Is there a problem with my husband?
17:09 Do we need to do something?
17:11 I'm just worried.
17:13 Don't worry. I know why.
17:17 Why?
17:19 What about the neck we put on your husband?
17:23 The neck of a gossip girl.
17:26 [indistinct chatter]
17:29 Delivery!
17:51 Coming!
17:54 Hi, Kuya!
17:55 Hello, Ma'am!
17:57 What's your delivery?
17:58 Emo delivery for Ms. Jennifer Cruz.
18:02 That's me.
18:04 What's emo delivery?
18:06 Before we started the delivery service,
18:09 instead of food,
18:13 we deliver emotions.
18:16 Emotions?
18:17 Yes.
18:18 Where did you get that?
18:20 From Sir William Paras.
18:24 William Paras?
18:25 Yes.
18:26 What did that man bring?
18:29 I already broke up with him.
18:31 And now he's giving me an emo delivery?
18:33 That's perfect, Ma'am.
18:35 He delivered this...
18:37 What?
18:38 What?
18:40 His emotions are sad.
18:46 [indistinct chatter]
18:48 Kuya!
18:53 Don't cry.
18:55 What if your neighbors hear you?
18:57 It's okay.
18:58 Don't cry.
18:59 Kuya!
19:01 Kuya!
19:08 Wait, Kuya.
19:13 [sobbing]
19:16 Kuya!
19:17 Are you okay?
19:18 Wake up, Kuya!
19:20 [sobbing]
19:22 Ma'am, I'll just die here.
19:29 I'll die with you.
19:31 Here?
19:32 Yes.
19:33 He's crying.
19:35 [sobbing]
19:37 Kuya, how long will this go on?
19:41 It's almost over.
19:43 It's over?
19:44 Yes.
19:45 What?
19:46 Kuya, what?
19:49 Are you okay?
19:51 Are you okay?
19:53 Are you okay? It's over?
19:55 You're so annoying.
19:57 You're crazy.
19:59 [gunshot]
20:00 [sobbing]
20:05 Kuya, I thought you were already dead.
20:09 You tied my feet.
20:12 You tied them.
20:14 You tied my feet.
20:21 Dad.
20:27 Yes?
20:28 Can I talk to you?
20:30 Sure.
20:31 What is it?
20:32 Dad, do you remember what I said last time?
20:36 I really want to get married.
20:38 You said you're ready.
20:40 Yes.
20:42 Can I ask for some advice?
20:45 Advice?
20:46 You know what?
20:50 You should have a me time when you get married.
20:53 Me time?
20:56 Yes, a me time.
20:57 Even if you're already married, you still have time for yourself.
21:01 Okay, but how will I do that?
21:04 For example, one day a week, like Saturday.
21:08 If you have a walk with your wife on Saturday,
21:12 you know that's good for your mental health.
21:15 Yes, that's right, dad.
21:18 That's okay, but what if my wife doesn't agree?
21:22 Then tell her, you'll bring me.
21:26 Yes, that's right, dad.
21:29 If you want to see me, once a week, I'll bring you.
21:33 What?
21:34 I'll see you?
21:35 You're really something.
21:37 You're so stupid.
21:40 No, you won't bring me.
21:43 That's just an example.
21:44 You won't tell me where you're going.
21:48 You'll say you'll bring me so that your wife will let you go.
21:51 But you won't go to me, you'll go to another place.
21:54 If not to you, what will I do in those times?
21:57 Then enjoy yourself, walk,
21:59 if you want to go to a beer house, or if you want to look for chicks, go to a chick's house.
22:05 Oh, I get it now. Thank you for the advice.
22:09 That's right, your mental health.
22:11 You're so smart.
22:12 You're so fast on your walk.
22:16 Hey, it's Saturday today.
22:18 I'll bring my dad.
22:21 Your dad is already dead for three years.
22:27 I'll bring you, mental health.
22:29 What?
22:30 Nothing.
22:31 I'll just clean this up.
22:35 Yes, I'm here.
22:44 Emo delivery.
22:46 Why did you come back? I'm already paid.
22:51 Ms. Jennifer Cruz also sent an emo delivery for you, Mr. William Paras.
22:58 Here it is.
22:59 Dad.
23:00 Dad.
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23:52 Gigi, we need to talk.
23:56 I think you should consider removing Luisa from the life support.
24:06 I think it's time you set her free.
24:20 So that she can rest.
24:23 I will not allow my mother to remove the life support.
24:31 Gigi, listen to me first.
24:33 What do you mean listen?
24:35 When I agreed to remove my mother's life support,
24:39 I also became a part of her life.
24:43 Life?
24:45 What are you talking about?
24:49 Didn't you hear what the doctor said?
24:52 That machine is the only thing that keeps her alive.
24:58 That machine is the reason why she's still breathing.
25:03 You don't know anything.
25:06 That's not a machine.
25:08 That's my mother's machine.
25:10 That's not your mother's machine.
25:16 It's time for you to set her free.
25:19 I can't lose my mother.
25:23 I can't lose her.
25:27 I can't.
25:29 Stop it, Gigi.
25:31 Are you listening to what you're saying?
25:34 Luisa, your mother is already 120 years old.
25:41 Maybe she can rest.
25:45 And you?
25:46 What are you saying that you can't live without her?
25:49 You're already 95 years old.
25:52 What else do you need from your mother?
25:55 Gigi?
25:58 Gigi?
26:00 Gigi, wait.
26:02 Gigi!
26:04 Gigi!
26:05 Gigi!
26:10 We need life support.
26:15 But we can only afford one life support.
26:19 You can take my mother's machine.
26:22 I'll take the video.
26:24 I can't see anything here.
26:25 She's old.
26:33 Bro, you're in debt again?
26:39 You haven't paid me the last of your debt.
26:41 Yes, it's already done.
26:43 You know that you're the only person I can get close to.
26:47 You know that I'm the only one you can get close to.
26:49 How did the day come when you can't get close to me?
26:51 No, bro.
26:53 I don't think that day will come.
26:55 You'll always help me, just like before.
26:58 I can't say that.
27:00 You're still the same.
27:03 You're always snatching.
27:04 You shouldn't snatch anymore.
27:08 Sometimes, I get a chance to snatch.
27:10 Here, I snatched a cell phone.
27:14 It looks expensive.
27:16 Look at this.
27:18 I know this.
27:20 It's hard to sell.
27:21 Why?
27:24 This is a new model.
27:25 It needs facial recognition.
27:28 The cell phone will open when it looks like it belongs to someone.
27:30 How will you sell this if it won't open?
27:34 You're so nosy.
27:37 That's what I'm telling you.
27:38 You always want to snatch.
27:41 You don't want to imitate me.
27:42 I'm leveling up.
27:43 What's your racket now?
27:45 Kidnapping.
27:47 You're a kidnapper?
27:48 Yes.
27:49 It's proven that I kidnapped someone yesterday.
27:51 Look.
27:53 He's here.
27:54 There.
27:57 Is it okay?
27:58 I can buy a ransom here.
28:00 My parents will cry.
28:01 I know this.
28:06 I know this.
28:07 What are you doing?
28:12 There. It's open.
28:15 Yes.
28:19 How?
28:20 He's the one I snatched the cell phone from.
28:22 Look.
28:24 I told you.
28:25 You'll always help me.
28:26 Thank you.
28:28 [laughter]
28:30 [music]
28:53 [speaking in Tagalog]
29:01 [music]
29:11 [speaking in Tagalog]
29:22 [music]
29:31 [speaking in Tagalog]
29:44 [laughter]
29:47 [music]
29:55 [speaking in Tagalog]
30:05 [music]
30:14 [speaking in Tagalog]
30:27 [music]
30:37 [speaking in Tagalog]
30:47 [music]
30:57 [speaking in Tagalog]
31:12 [music]
31:22 [speaking in Tagalog]
31:34 [music]
31:42 [speaking in Tagalog]
31:45 [applause]
31:48 [speaking in Tagalog]
31:55 [speaking in Tagalog]
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