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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:01 - Boys, where have you been?
00:02 - Woo!
00:03 (dramatic music)
00:05 - We're just running errands.
00:06 - That's it?
00:07 (dramatic music)
00:09 (all exclaiming)
00:10 - Look, we're really sorry, Splinter.
00:11 Some of the guys wanted to get pizza
00:12 and I tried to talk them out of it.
00:13 - Leo! - Leo!
00:14 - You ratted us out.
00:15 - Hey, don't use that word that way.
00:16 - I mean, it's 2023 right here.
00:17 - Sorry, Dad.
00:18 (dramatic music)
00:19 - Woo-hoo!
00:20 (laughing)
00:21 - Hey, guys, if we weren't monsters
00:23 that were shunned by society
00:24 and we could do what we wanted,
00:26 (screaming)
00:27 what would you guys do?
00:28 - Go to high school.
00:28 Maybe get a girlfriend.
00:30 - Can you imagine that?
00:31 - Not likely.
00:32 (screaming)
00:33 (dramatic music)
00:36 - This is insane.
00:37 Turtle, mutant, karate teen.
00:39 (screaming)
00:40 I want to know everything about you.
00:42 - Our dad is definitely not a giant rat.
00:45 - That makes me feel like he's a rat.
00:47 (dramatic music)
00:48 - Police are baffled by the recent crime wave
00:51 led by Superfly.
00:53 - Nobody's ever seen his face.
00:54 - Why?
00:55 - Because he kills everyone who does.
00:57 - Whoa.
00:59 - Cool.
01:00 - No, not cool.
01:01 - Eh, a bit cool.
01:02 - Can I chit-chit?
01:03 - We take out Superfly
01:04 and then everyone will think we're cool.
01:05 They'll accept us.
01:07 - Can I chit-chit?
01:08 - He's making a deal tonight.
01:10 Under the Brooklyn Bridge.
01:11 - Can I chit-chit?
01:13 - What?
01:14 - Whoa.
01:15 - Chit-chit, chit-chit, chit-chit.
01:16 - What the?
01:16 Y'all some little tortoises, huh?
01:18 - I can't believe there are other mutants.
01:20 - You want to roll with us?
01:22 (gurgling)
01:22 (screaming)
01:23 - Humans are never gonna like us.
01:25 (dramatic music)
01:27 So we gonna let the mutants rule the earth.
01:30 (roaring)
01:31 - People's zig-zag to goo.
01:33 - Okay, um, sort of a twist.
01:35 (dramatic music)
01:37 - We can't stop him.
01:38 - We gotta try.
01:39 (dramatic music)
01:41 - Six in the morning, police at my door.
01:43 (screaming)
01:45 - Can I chit-chit?
01:47 - Go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:49 - My son, Michelangelo, you have heart.
01:53 Donatello, you have wisdom.
01:55 Raphael, you have bravery.
01:57 And Leonardo, honor.
01:59 (dramatic music)
02:01 - Enough talk.
02:02 I dream about fighting every night.
02:03 - You've got a rage problem, right?
02:05 - It's not a problem.
02:06 (dramatic music)
02:08 - Cowabunga!
02:12 (screaming)
02:15 (dramatic music)