El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00 [music]
00:19 All right, pizza view time. Still Portland, Maine.
00:22 We are at Slab's Sicilian Street Food.
00:25 Cool vibe in there. Like Austin, you said it looked like a pizza dungeon in the corner.
00:29 Kind of old school brick. They got the nice patio out here for outdoor.
00:34 They got a good bar. A couple of people down watching games.
00:37 This shirt, simple, but I kind of loved it, so I got it.
00:41 They actually gave it to me, which is very nice.
00:45 So one bite, everyone knows who Slab, big old Sicilian.
00:48 So that's how you order. Look at that. That is literally, I think you're walking on the streets of Italy.
00:53 I've been there, no big deal. Ciao, scusi.
00:56 And they got these big ass slices. It's going to be hard to handle, Austin.
01:03 This shirt, going to stick in my pants. Give me a second. Give me a second to pant stick.
01:09 Now it looks like I'm playing QB with the slice.
01:13 How do you... This isn't meant to be eaten like this.
01:17 I should be cutting this with like a knife because it's going to slab all over me.
01:21 No pun intended. Slab. Get it? One bite, everyone knows the rules.
01:24 Let's see how we handle this monstrosity of a slice here.
01:31 Yeah.
01:38 Does it say street? Yeah, Sicilian street food?
01:41 To me, it's Sicilian, like, fair street food. Like, you get it?
01:45 I could have seen them slinging this when we were in...
01:50 Bear with me, I'm losing my mind. In Venice.
01:54 Like when you're walking down the street, "Hey, get this." You eat it, you'll see the sights.
01:59 It's a crazy huge slice.
02:02 And I'm having trouble manipulating it with my boot mouth.
02:11 Have a beer, eat this, go up there, merry go round, um, venza, gondola, six six.
02:20 I like you, Austin. You nodded your head.
02:23 Listen, people think getting old, stopping to do Adderall is an easy thing.
02:28 It's not. My brain struggles for every memory.
02:31 Six six, gondola, Sicily, the boot, Italy, hut hut, six six.
02:38 (whooshing)
02:41 [WHOOSH]