I Got Married in Ireland (The Wonton Wedding)
The Wonton Don | Donnie Does
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00:08 Hey, how are you?
00:10 My job obviously takes me all over the world.
00:12 And for many of these adventures,
00:14 my girlfriend Kira has been right there with me.
00:16 In fact, the first content I made for Barstool
00:19 was on our first vacation together in the Philippines
00:22 where I filmed rural cockfighting.
00:24 500 pesos on the one with the Oreo tail.
00:27 And at that cockfight, I bought a burger
00:30 and the lettuce on it must have been washed in sewage water
00:33 as I ended up contracting E. coli.
00:35 E. coli is no joke.
00:37 And I may or may not have pooped the bed that night.
00:40 However, instead of breaking up with me on the spot,
00:44 she helped me find the closest health clinic.
00:46 That's when I knew she was a keeper.
00:49 Since then, she's been down for anything.
00:51 Whether that's pretending to be my Tinder date
00:54 at the fanciest Italian restaurant in China,
00:56 Oh wow, look at the legs on this.
01:01 or filming me attempt to sneak beers
01:03 past the shark tank's metal detectors.
01:05 I wrapped this like five times.
01:07 I don't know how to get this off.
01:09 Which she almost got arrested for.
01:11 Get off me.
01:12 Show me your passport.
01:13 I do not have my passport.
01:14 Show me your passport.
01:15 I did not put it here.
01:16 He grabbed my arm.
01:18 Coming with me to the Bahamas
01:20 to live with an internet stranger named Porno Dave
01:22 and his caretaker Captain Morgan
01:24 when COVID locked us out of China.
01:28 Captain Morgan is in there nude now.
01:31 Hey Morgan, stay away from my girlfriend.
01:32 Girlfriend, yeah, come on man.
01:34 Or vacationing in Wheeling, West Virginia
01:36 when COVID locked us in the US.
01:39 Should I go inside with him?
01:40 You're drenched, come on.
01:41 How about you have your boyfriends back
01:43 and don't leave them sleeping in a fucking tarp
01:45 in the middle of a thunderstorm
01:47 in Wheeling, West Virginia.
01:48 That's a tent.
01:49 Kir, did you have fun with these guys last night?
01:51 Yeah, they were great.
01:53 B was like really good at wrestling in college.
01:55 He didn't look half bad in the leotard either.
01:57 Whatever the situation,
01:59 she's always been willing to embrace the chaos of our lives
02:02 and expect the unexpected.
02:04 That's why I proposed to her
02:06 at a Popeye-themed amusement park in Malta.
02:09 Will you marry me?
02:12 Despite Popeye trying to ruin the moment,
02:14 Ladies and gentlemen,
02:16 the last announcement will be in two minutes only.
02:19 These are the two minutes
02:21 before we ask you to start making your way
02:23 to the reception, folks.
02:24 She said yes.
02:26 She knew we were going to get engaged.
02:27 She didn't know it would be at this exact spot
02:29 in Popeye's Village.
02:31 And it was time to get hitched.
02:33 Hey, how are you?
02:44 So my wedding is less than a month away.
02:46 There's a lot of moving pieces.
02:48 And I'm not going to lie,
02:49 I'm starting to get pretty nervous.
02:50 But the one thing I'm not nervous about
02:52 is looking fresh.
02:54 Because we are graciously sponsored
02:56 by the Black Tux.
02:58 That's why I'm at their Brooklyn location
03:00 to get fitted.
03:01 Let's get this show on the road.
03:03 How's it going, man?
03:06 Good, I'm Frank.
03:07 Frank, it's nice to meet you.
03:08 You too, you too.
03:09 I'm Donnie.
03:10 What are we thinking about wearing today?
03:11 I haven't really made up my mind yet.
03:13 But I do want to wear a tuxedo.
03:16 Alright, cool.
03:17 So we're going to take some measurements.
03:18 We'll have you try on a couple of samples, alright?
03:19 Yeah, yeah, sounds good.
03:20 I used to work in the suit game myself.
03:24 Oh, nice, nice.
03:25 I made a Suzie's.
03:26 Half suit, half jersey, all class.
03:28 Oh, dope, dope.
03:34 I know how important measurements are.
03:37 I've been getting a lot of comments
03:39 about how much weight I've lost.
03:41 And people are like,
03:42 "Oh, are you losing weight for the wedding?"
03:44 No, I did not make a conscious effort
03:47 to lose weight for the wedding.
03:48 I think I might just have, like,
03:49 a tapeworm or something.
03:51 Because I've been shedding pounds.
03:53 Oh yeah, it feels great around the back.
03:58 You can drink a bottle of champagne just like that.
04:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:01 Nice.
04:02 Yeah.
04:03 So this is a black key-clapel jacket.
04:06 It's one of our classic styles.
04:08 Oh, and my fiancé has arrived.
04:12 The wedding is in Ireland.
04:15 You guys have some green options.
04:17 We sure do.
04:19 This feels good.
04:21 Got a lot of mobility.
04:22 I feel like I can party on the dance floor.
04:25 Yeah.
04:27 Swing a golf club.
04:29 Although I don't really know how to do that,
04:31 even when I'm not wearing a suit.
04:33 All right, well, thank you, Frank.
04:36 Oh, thanks for coming in, man.
04:37 Yeah, I'm happy with it.
04:39 Are you happy with it?
04:40 10 out of 10.
04:42 Now, despite being a white Celtics fan,
04:45 I'm probably only 15% Irish at most.
04:48 So why Ireland?
04:50 Well, Ciara's entire mom's side of the family
04:54 was born and raised in County Tipperary.
04:56 And while Ciara was raised all over the world,
04:59 summers in Ireland were one of the only constants in her life,
05:03 which is why the Emerald Isle has always felt like home to her.
05:07 So even though I initially wanted a tiki-style wedding on a beach somewhere,
05:12 I fully understood when she told me it was Ireland or bust.
05:17 So for the next race here, we got Glory Bob coming in the one hole.
05:24 He's been finishing six, six points.
05:27 Yeah, do not listen to a word he's going to say.
05:30 I know greyhound racing has become taboo in the US,
05:33 but growing up, Ciara spent many summer nights at the dog track in Ireland
05:37 as her grandfather used to raise the greyhounds himself.
05:40 And she assured me they were treated like royalty.
05:43 So we thought what better way to honor her childhood
05:46 and soak up some Irish culture than a night at the dogs.
05:50 So I joined like a consortium of sorts with two friends down there
06:02 who are degenerate gamblers.
06:04 They lost the first two races.
06:06 I said, all right, here's my contribution.
06:08 50 euros. If we don't win, I am out of the consortium.
06:11 I want nothing to do with you guys the rest of the weekend.
06:14 And fucking, they put it on three and three won.
06:17 Three, three, three, three, three.
06:19 Yes!
06:20 Yes, we won!
06:22 The consortium's back!
06:24 We're back!
06:25 We did it, baby!
06:27 So, everything's good. I'm back in.
06:30 I'm back in.
06:31 Night at the dogs was a success.
06:45 It was out till probably 2.30 a.m.
06:48 Turns out there's a decent amount of Wonton Don fans on the Emerald Isle.
06:53 We're massive fans of the Wonton Don.
06:56 Shout out to who are you?
06:58 Wonton Don.
06:59 Hey, how are you, man?
07:00 I'm a big fan.
07:01 Holy shit.
07:02 Wow, I watch all your videos.
07:03 Nice.
07:04 So I ended up having a late night in Dublin.
07:06 I'm about to manage some sleep.
07:08 And this Bulmers on the Rocks, a.k.a. Donny Appleseed,
07:10 is really taking the edge off my hangover.
07:13 I'm ready to play 18 holes.
07:14 That's a fucking crock, isn't it?
07:16 Oh, yeah.
07:17 And PFT has arrived.
07:18 It's a fucking crock.
07:19 One thing I've noticed, in Ireland, the Coors Light is actually almost black.
07:24 You can't see through it. It's crazy.
07:25 So you'll see me on camera slamming back some Coors Light's heavies.
07:29 When they're really fresh, the mountains turn green.
07:31 Congratulations, Donny.
07:33 Thank you.
07:34 You get to have sex for the first time tonight.
07:35 Let's be real. You only came out here to golf.
07:38 I basically said, "I'm going to go to Ireland for two days to get drunk in Ireland,"
07:45 which is worth it.
07:46 You can tell me to go to any city in the world,
07:48 like, "Would you like to go to this city or that city for two days and get drunk?"
07:51 Yes, I would.
07:52 Shout out Killing Castle Golf Club.
07:54 One of the top 100 courses in the world.
07:57 This is a Jack McClouse-designed course.
07:59 Beautiful castle in the back.
08:01 As long as none of my friends drive their cart into a pond or a lake,
08:06 I think we'll be welcome back.
08:08 That's in the bunker.
08:11 If you need some help getting out of that bunker, though--
08:13 You want to hit it?
08:14 Yeah, I'm sure I can even get it out of the bunker right.
08:17 So I've always been sort of a sand specialist.
08:20 Just a little baby boy playing in the sand.
08:23 Look at that.
08:24 That's why they call me Billy Bunkers, the host of Bunker Bros.
08:28 So I'm on call.
08:31 Any of my buddies end up in a bunker, they just call it Billy Bunkers,
08:36 I get them out of that fucking sandbox in a jiffy.
08:39 Same for you, Sean. I know you fucking live in the sand.
08:42 The wedding is all about me.
08:43 Today is about my friends having a good time and me helping them get out of sand traps.
08:50 Awesome. Oh my god, yes, dude! Shank autonomy!
08:54 I'm wicked proud of you, dude.
08:57 This man's getting married tomorrow.
08:59 Yeah, you know, I got wicked whacked at his wedding,
09:01 now he's here to get wicked whacked at my wedding.
09:03 Yep. Tomorrow night, 7 o'clock, up there. Good luck.
09:07 Your boy PFT's got some good no-sleep game.
09:17 Yeah? He's griping it off the damn tee box.
09:20 He's only been playing golf for like a year now.
09:22 PFT, how long have you been a golf guy?
09:25 Like six months.
09:27 Damn.
09:28 What?
09:29 He says you've been playing pretty damn well for like zero sleep.
09:32 Yeah, I mean, maybe that's the key.
09:34 Hey, it's a worm burner.
09:40 Alright, if I get this within, let's just say 20 feet of the hole,
09:44 Donnie will have a successful, happy marriage.
09:47 If it goes in the water, it's a divorce.
09:50 If I hit it short of the green, that's also a divorce.
09:52 It's technically on the rough.
09:57 The fringe.
09:58 Trial separation.
09:59 And my drive was for Donnie on this hole.
10:02 The drive was for Donnie.
10:03 This is my fiancé's cousin, born and raised in Ireland.
10:07 Oh yeah? Yep.
10:08 And when I first started dating Kira, she was like,
10:11 "I think my cousin's a fan of Barstool because he did a lads trip to Croatia
10:15 and they got a Saturday for the boys flag."
10:17 That's right, yeah.
10:18 One of the very few Irish Barstool fans.
10:21 And I also...
10:22 Oh, that went right into Riggs' pocket right there.
10:28 Barstool golf.
10:29 Roll back.
10:30 You couldn't buy any wonton don merch, Riggs has more than enough money.
10:33 That's a fair point.
10:34 That's a fair point.
10:35 I was at his wedding, maybe a year ago.
10:38 He was talking some shit about Brandon Walker.
10:40 I don't know why, I was just completely out of the blue.
10:42 He was like, "He's falling through."
10:44 Brandon Walker is a fucking prick.
10:47 But the rest of them are fine. I love PFT.
10:50 Well, he doesn't respect Brandon Walker's trivia game.
10:53 But, yeah.
10:54 It's alright.
10:55 We can cut that.
10:56 He's the wolf.
10:57 I'm taking off the black tux.
10:58 I don't want to accidentally damage it during my backswing.
11:03 Now that the sun's out, I might actually have to go tropical vibes.
11:08 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
11:11 Make sure you're left-handed.
11:15 There it is!
11:18 There it is!
11:19 Just got to be nice and gentle, right?
11:22 Oh, yes. I love it.
11:24 I love that.
11:25 Curved?
11:26 I love that.
11:27 Holy fuck, man.
11:29 Dude, I just need to find a designated driver, and then I could be on a solid golf team.
11:34 You think it's going to go to the right a little bit?
11:36 I think it, yes.
11:38 Because, yeah, there's a slight slope, but I've got to do a plank.
11:40 I think a little right.
11:41 It's going to go a little to your right.
11:46 Okay, yeah, that's what I thought.
11:47 Oh, I love it.
11:50 Come on, downhill.
11:51 Come on, down do it.
11:52 Oh!
11:53 That's a great read.
11:54 This is a hard read, man.
11:56 I'm still trying to read it.
11:58 Ah.
11:59 What they say in Ireland is that you get four seasons in one day, and right now it is February.
12:13 Anybody a Boy Scout?
12:15 Woke up and it was June, though. It was beautiful.
12:17 This would be awesome if I just got to wear a jacket.
12:21 Oh, I've got the black tux that you can put on.
12:24 Oh, yeah!
12:25 That sounded great.
12:27 Let's go, BFT.
12:28 You fucking earned that green jacket.
12:30 I earned a plaid jacket.
12:31 Oh, shit.
12:35 That one felt good.
12:37 I'm sweating. What did you have this thing for?
12:39 Well, I thought that was implied.
12:41 You guys all want a shotgun of beer?
12:45 Yeah.
12:46 Okay.
12:47 [Laughter]
12:49 Jesus Christ.
12:51 Dude.
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12:59 That sounded good.
13:00 Ten ahead! Iceberg!
13:02 All right, we experienced some January, February conditions, but we are back to early May.
13:09 Early May on the course, feeling good.
13:11 Not enough power.
13:14 So, my buddy, Sean, used to be in charge of all chicken nugget production in the Shanghai metropolitan area.
13:21 Like, production and supply.
13:23 There was a big scandal out in China where they found out their current chicken supplier was serving them expired meat.
13:29 So then Sean's company swooped in.
13:31 He goes, "Don't worry. I'll sort this out. I can make you a mean nugget."
13:36 McDonald's approved his nugget.
13:38 They said it was up to their standards.
13:39 And then, yeah, he's the shirtless guy over there.
13:42 I call him the Nugget Prince.
13:46 The Nugget Prince always delivers.
13:49 How do you get a hole in one?
13:51 $100,000 here, honey.
13:53 Get in the hole!
13:55 It's playable.
13:59 That wasn't so bad.
14:05 There it is.
14:09 Okay, I unfortunately had to retire from playing golf early.
14:13 I just got scolded by a bunch of seven Irish dudes for not raking the bunkers.
14:18 Listen, it was entirely my fault.
14:20 I was having too much fun on those bunkers, and no one taught me proper bunker etiquette.
14:25 I got you out of the sand.
14:27 We're back in the sand.
14:31 We're back in the sand.
14:32 The guy comes over and he goes, "Hey, why don't you come over here and rake this bunker right now?"
14:37 And I was like, "Yeah, he's probably talking to me."
14:39 I walk over, he goes, "Is this your first time playing golf?"
14:42 I was like, "Yeah, uh, not too far from that."
14:46 He was like, "You come to our country and you leave our bunkers looking like this?"
14:50 And yeah, the bunker did not look great, but I feel like one of the other golf guys I'm with could have taught me about raking bunkers.
14:58 I need a sandwich!
15:00 Yeah, you do.
15:01 First, I thought they just meant rake all the place where you left a divot when you were taking swings.
15:05 So I rake all that, and then I walk out and he goes, "You didn't rake half the bunkers!
15:10 You rake yourself out so you don't leave a single footstep in that bunker.
15:14 You leave it as you found it."
15:15 And hey, they're not wrong.
15:18 I used to call myself Billy Bunkers.
15:22 I'm revoking that name.
15:24 I have not earned that name.
15:25 But yeah, the wedding weekend goes on.
15:30 It's really amazing how much western Massachusetts looks exactly like Ireland, right?
15:39 People are never going to know that we're not in Ireland.
15:41 You guys did a good job with locations, guys.
15:44 Yes, we did.
15:45 The night before our wedding, we headed to a happy hour in the town of Trim, home of
15:50 Trim Castle, where they filmed key scenes in the Scottish historical epic Braveheart.
15:55 We weren't here to scream freedom, though.
16:03 We were here to slug Guinnesses at James Griffin Pub.
16:06 Oh my God, that's so good.
16:08 Our parents will be doing a toast.
16:10 Oh, yeah.
16:11 Yeah.
16:12 So, first of all, just welcome.
16:14 It's so amazing that people came in from all over the world.
16:17 I can't even list the places.
16:18 There's just so many.
16:19 Yeah.
16:20 And I really appreciate the effort.
16:21 It's been really wonderful.
16:23 You know, Zach has been doing great.
16:25 He's well-known now for the videos he does.
16:27 But I think what people don't know is that videos and Zach go back a long time.
16:32 In fact, he was born on video, literally.
16:34 So we went into the bridal room.
16:37 I'm on tape, folks.
16:39 So we have Zach on video being born, if that's ever needed.
16:42 Over the last period of time, I've been looking over some sort of old family videos.
16:47 And there's a video of Zach I saw.
16:49 He was about six years old.
16:51 And he's saying, "I really want to make videos that make the whole world laugh."
16:55 And I'm like thinking, "Oh my God, did he really say that?"
16:59 And I don't have any memory of him saying it, but it's there on video.
17:05 What's your concept?
17:06 What are you trying to achieve in your first film?
17:08 Well, I'm trying to make it kind of funny.
17:11 Like, maybe bring some laughter to houses around the world.
17:16 We're so happy for both of you.
17:19 And we're so happy to know your family here.
17:21 I meet more of them tonight.
17:23 I knew they were meant to be on this journey together.
17:25 Two little big travel vignettes.
17:27 They were traveling in Italy, skiing in the Dolomites.
17:31 Except they didn't have their skis on, and they were at the top of the mountain.
17:34 They got marooned up there because the gondola closed for the day.
17:39 We have officially overstayed our welcome.
17:41 The place is closed.
17:44 Babe, can you give me a light?
17:46 We don't have a light.
17:48 I used to last lighter fluid on the Hoon.
17:50 And so it's pitch dark, and they have to slide down this mountain peak.
17:56 All right, I'll throw my snow blades. I'll be good.
17:59 Arm in arm, hand in hand, butt to butt.
18:01 I mean, you slid down in the pitch dark and survived to tell the tale.
18:06 In many tales.
18:08 We're so happy to be here tonight and to be part of this whole group.
18:11 And thank you so many people for coming from very far away.
18:15 So, toast.
18:17 And toast. Okay, you can drink.
18:19 The happy hour was good crack.
18:29 And I think one of my mates broke the record for Guinness Chug by an American.
18:33 Go!
18:35 Holy shit!
18:40 Let's freaking go!
18:42 How many seconds are that?
18:44 3.78!
18:46 Holy shit, dude!
18:48 That's a fucking world record, dude!
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19:45 That's a true story.
19:56 A billionaire in Hong Kong was popping champagne, accidentally popped it directly into his eye and killed himself.
20:02 Oh, wow.
20:04 Welcome to that then.
20:06 Sláinte.
20:08 Officiating the wedding would be my good Scottish mate, Matt.
20:11 Who used to film a bunch of my videos in Shanghai.
20:14 At first out in Shanghai, I met Matt's older brother.
20:17 And I was filming some vids with him.
20:19 And some of the vids I was filming got a little too dicey for Alessio.
20:24 And he was like, "I'm going to end up getting arrested in China."
20:26 This studio belongs to the army, so not allowed foreigners.
20:31 Can I just like stay on stage?
20:33 So then, he just pawned off his younger brother to film my vids.
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20:41 That's Matt on the guitar.
20:45 We never got formally arrested, but we did get thrown in the back of a Chinese paddy wagon one time.
20:51 And brought to the police department.
20:53 Unbeknownst to us, we were filming in front of like a Chinese SWAT van.
20:58 And they thought we were like American spies or something.
21:01 You may recognize Matt as my body double in the Shark Night.
21:04 [Speaking Chinese]
21:08 My elf when I was hired as a Chinese elementary school Santa.
21:12 We can thank him for that.
21:14 He built it up in my workshop.
21:16 And the guy I had to share a bed with when visiting my aunt in rural China.
21:20 I was just rubbing one eye before I went to bed.
21:22 You're in bed with a guy.
21:23 That's not like I'm thinking of you, you sick fuck.
21:26 But seeing as he was one of the few people that was friends with both Kira and myself before we started dating,
21:31 he was the only choice.
21:33 How are you feeling? I mean you're actually probably a little more nervous than me right now.
21:37 I don't want to ruin your big day, but I'm ready. I'm prepared.
21:41 What do you think about rain?
21:42 Thanks for bringing that up, Dad. Now I'm definitely thinking about rain.
21:45 But um, how's it looking?
21:47 So it started pouring maybe ten minutes before the ceremony was about to start,
21:52 but it's already slowing down and it's looking good.
21:56 Ready to go? Feeling good?
21:58 No, now that everyone's here I'm like oh I'm a little nervous now.
22:00 You just have to repeat after Matt.
22:04 You don't have to really think about what you're saying or anything like that.
22:09 Yeah.
22:10 Good?
22:13 Ready.
22:14 Let's go.
22:29 I'll get a shot of the harpist playing while I do it.
22:31 [laughter]
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23:10 Would you hold each other's hands please?
23:13 I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad.
23:17 I promise to be good to you in good times and in bad.
23:20 On the piss or just pissed off.
23:22 [laughter]
23:23 On the piss or just pissed off.
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23:27 As Zach and as Donnie.
23:30 As Zach and as Donnie.
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23:34 I will love you and honor you all of the days of my life.
23:37 I will love you and honor you all the days of my life.
23:40 And so it's my honor to say, by the power vested in me by the two of you.
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23:47 I hereby pronounce you husband and wife.
23:49 Zach, kiss the bride.
23:51 Round of applause.
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24:25 Kira and I met in China and spent the first five years of our relationship there.
24:29 So to pay homage to our Chinese beginnings, we hired the one and only Chinese lion dancing troupe in Ireland.
24:36 Which was surprisingly not run by Chinese immigrants, but by an Irish lad who claimed to have been born in a Shaolin temple.
24:43 While I was slightly worried about being accused of cultural appropriation, my Chinese friends assured me that it was just good old-fashioned cultural appreciation.
24:52 They even tossed around some lettuce in honor of my food poisoning in the Philippines.
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25:19 I didn't think I'd be getting puked on by a lion right after getting married.
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25:26 Boom. Mission accomplished. We were hitched.
25:29 And now that I was married, I felt like a new man.
25:32 A man who will always take care of his bride and his bunkers.
25:37 Lost my virginity and learned how to rake a bunker on the same day.
25:41 Calling that a W.
25:43 [laughter]
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26:09 As we raise our glasses and toast to Zach and Kira,
26:13 my wish is that you continue to write your story of love, friendship, and loyalty through rough and calm waters until time will allow.
26:29 Zach and Kira, a Chai and a beer.
26:32 [cheering]
26:34 After a delicious dinner and some heartfelt toasts from people near and dear to our hearts, it was time for the crack.
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26:55 Shout out Celtic Fusion for providing some top notch Irish dancers.
26:59 [applause]
27:03 They even tried teaching me and my mates a few moves.
27:06 [applause]
27:16 This I like because they don't crack.
27:20 [laughter]
27:23 Drop it!
27:24 [laughter]
27:27 [music]
27:31 [applause]
27:41 And shout out our band, The Beat Boutique, for bringing the heat.
27:45 They even let my wife hop on the mic and sing a few songs.
27:48 [music]
27:59 Now I've known Kira has a great voice ever since she sang the chorus on a rap I wrote about COVID-19 while I was bored out of my skull during quarantine.
28:08 [music]
28:18 It wasn't until our wedding I heard her sing with a live band.
28:22 [music]
28:35 And god damn, she needs to be a wedding singer full time.
28:39 So Stoolies, hit me up if you want to book her for your nuptials.
28:43 [music]
28:52 What the fuck, Kira? You didn't tell me you were a good singer.
28:55 I've known Kira for like four years and I've never heard her sing.
28:58 She's fucking amazing. Fucking amazing, yeah?
29:01 [music]
29:18 Something Kira and I have in common is an appreciation for how travel can forge close friendships in such a short amount of time.
29:25 And it was amazing to share that experience with the people closest to us.
29:29 Who arrived in Ireland either as my friends and family or Kira's friends and family.
29:34 But would all be leaving as each other's friends and family.
29:38 Solange.
29:40 [music]
29:48 As we gather here, this crowd of world travelers to celebrate the love of these two world travelers.
29:55 I think it's important to remind ourselves that it's not just about where you're from or where you're headed or where you're going.
30:05 It's about the journey itself.
30:08 And it's not just about the journey, but it's about having a companion to share that journey with.
30:15 And share a few laughs along the way.
30:17 [applause]
30:24 (whooshing)
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