Barstool Pizza Review - Pizzaiolo (Portland, ME)
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00:00 [Music]
00:19 Alright, pizza review time. We are at Pizzolia.
00:23 Uh... Pizzoli. Pizzoli. I'm gonna go with Pizzoli.
00:27 This, when you write back, Austin, when they do the annals of like, um...
00:34 You know, the history of pizza reviews.
00:37 Jordan, flu game.
00:39 This is gonna be the "Dave has to take a shit, he's gonna power his way through" game.
00:43 My stomach hurts bad.
00:45 I've had Mexican the last two nights. 16 pizzas.
00:48 This is just power through. Don't let the pain get you down.
00:52 Pizzoli. Oh, pronounce it. Pizzoli. Pizza Yolo. Pizza Yolo.
00:58 Whatever. Pizza Yolo. Pizza Yolo. Pizza Yolo. Pizza Yolo.
01:05 Um... however you pronounce it.
01:08 This is the place where we went to auto, and the girl yelled out, "Go to Pizzoli!"
01:12 I think I nailed it. Pizzoli. It's better. That's what she said.
01:15 Pizzoli. So here we are.
01:16 Is it good?
01:17 Yeah, I'm doing the review. I'm reviewing it.
01:19 Pizzoli is better.
01:21 What?
01:22 Pizzoli is better.
01:24 She just said Pizzoli is better.
01:26 And look how I'm not even thinking about the fact my ass cheeks are clenched so tight.
01:32 One bite, everyone knows the rules.
01:33 There it is. That's a good look.
01:34 Now this looks like something I like.
01:36 It's a little on the bar side. Like thin.
01:39 We just did one that kind of reminded me.
01:41 Sort of. It had more tomato sauce. I'm getting leaked on.
01:45 What's going on? How are you?
01:47 Is it raining? What's going on?
01:50 Is it raining?
01:51 I think it is.
01:52 It's raining. The heavens are opening.
01:54 One bite, everyone knows the rules.
01:56 Pretty good undercarriage. Sort of reminds me of like a bar pie, almost Pinocchio sort of-ish
02:04 that we just did in Cambridge Square, except this looks better.
02:06 One bite, everyone knows the rules.
02:08 Mentally tough.
02:10 I don't want to burn myself.
02:12 A little blow action. It's raining. It's sunny, but raining makes no sense.
02:19 Good.
02:21 Best pizza, right?
02:23 Good.
02:24 Great pizza, right?
02:25 Really good.
02:26 I'm telling you, bro. It's the best pizza around.
02:28 This is- have you had Monty's?
02:32 Not yet, no.
02:33 Really good.
02:34 Really.
02:35 This is really good.
02:36 This is your favorite in Portland?
02:37 Yeah.
02:38 Yeah.
02:39 You came huffing and puffing in here like it's the best around.
02:43 It's one of the best, man.
02:44 Yeah, but you're like it's the best of the best.
02:46 Like is it the best? And then-
02:48 Best one around.
02:49 Okay, there you go.
02:50 Best one around. I eat it here all the time.
02:51 You want a slice?
02:52 I'll take a slice with you.
02:53 She'll have a slice too. Come on.
02:55 Oh, she works here.
02:56 I work here.
02:57 Open the score for me.
02:58 Zero percent.
02:59 Eight. Call it eight.
03:03 Solid eight.
03:04 Rookie number, round score. It is very good.
03:06 I think of- would you consider this the Old Port? Are we in the Old Port?
03:12 Yeah, yeah. This is like right outside-
03:13 The outskirts of the Old Port.
03:14 Outskirts of the Old Port, for sure.
03:16 This is my favorite so far that we've had in the Old Port.
03:19 I'm going to go-
03:23 A little sweet sauce, a little bit.
03:29 I'm going to go-
03:42 One more bite.
03:44 Seven, five.
03:46 Really good. No, good.
03:48 That's a good score for me. That's a really good solid score.
03:50 Seven, five. My favorite in the Old Port.
03:52 The Zoli, the girl was right.
03:54 Good stuff. Good, like I like those thin, crispy, solid score.
03:59 What's your name?
04:00 Alfred.
04:01 And Alfred says the best in the Old Port as well.
04:03 There you go. That's our view.
04:05 Jordan, full game for it. Our shit game. Put it on the calendar.
04:07 We were doing auto and the girl at auto while we were doing yelled out that you guys are better.
04:13 In the middle, the one working the register.
04:15 Yeah, yeah.
04:16 You're the y'all one.
04:18 It is true.
04:20 She gets fired, you have to give her a job.
04:22 I'll take her on. I'll take her on.
04:25 We don't talk- we call it the other place. We don't call it auto.
04:29 [Laughter]
04:30 [Swoosh]
04:31 (whooshing)
04:33 (whooshing)