Jared tries to sell, but he finds an empty house. So he cooks. | dG1fOEd1Tk5HNk95dWc
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Yeah, I came for the,
00:11 yeah, I wanted to sell some flyers.
00:15 Hello?
00:17 I let myself in.
00:19 Is anyone here?
00:22 Might as well take a look.
00:27 (door slams)
00:29 You know, I'm pretty hungry since, I mean,
00:35 I haven't eaten in two days,
00:38 because, you know, I live in a box.
00:41 They only pay me a cent, but yeah, I'm a little hungry.
00:45 I think I'm gonna just get, yeah, I think this will work.
00:54 Yeah, we got the knife and, where are the bananas?
00:59 I don't know.
01:02 I mean, I have some bread.
01:04 Oh, this is just right there.
01:09 Yeah, okay, I'll take that.
01:12 Rotten, I like it rotten.
01:23 Chiquita, I love that brand so much.
01:27 Back in Washington, I got nothing to eat.
01:32 This was the only one that was ever there for me.
01:36 Always there for me, Chiquita.
01:38 I love you so much.
01:40 Very pure, been from Guatemala.
01:43 I don't know how far this is at, but I don't care.
01:45 Chiquita, I'm sorry, but I have to do this.
01:49 I'm really hungry.
01:52 This is what I do back in Puerto Rico.
01:54 Oh my God, it's so good.
02:00 Oh my God.
02:01 I just want to share that with you.
02:10 I don't even know what I got.
02:16 Yeah, I definitely made that mess, that was me.
02:21 (man speaking in foreign language)
02:23 Yeah.
02:24 Get your brand new pan.
02:46 I love me some ducks, saltines.
02:51 Yes, yes, I sure do.
02:54 But I don't feel like opening that,
02:58 that'd take too much effort.
02:59 I don't want to put in the effort.
03:01 I don't know what those are,
03:05 and Ikea cookies are terrible.
03:06 Yeah, I'm just gonna finish the banana, okay?
03:12 And then after I finish this, I'm just gonna head out.
03:15 I mean, those look a little tasty, but I'm not that rude.
03:20 (dog barking)
03:23 I hope I'm not caught.
03:26 (dog barking)
03:28 It's stuffed, even though you can clearly tell
03:35 I didn't even try to finish it.
03:38 And I know there is a guy out there,
03:40 I think he's gonna whack me,
03:41 but I think I'm gonna take that for a road.
03:46 Better get out of here.
03:53 (upbeat music)
04:09 (banging)
04:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]