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Fun
Transcript
00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - We are gonna make boy band history tonight.
00:04 - Bro, you're making baby Branch nervous.
00:06 - I feel like I'm gonna barf and pass out and-
00:09 - Pee your pants all at once?
00:10 - How'd you know?
00:11 - Give it up for Rosa!
00:14 (cheering)
00:16 - You suck!
00:24 - My exquisitely chiseled rock hard abs and I quit.
00:27 - Branch, we're out of sync.
00:28 We've gone from boys to men and now there's only
00:30 one direction for us to go, the back streets.
00:33 - Bye, see you later.
00:35 - Branch?
00:37 - What?
00:37 Oh, hey.
00:38 - Are you all right?
00:39 You're smiling and crying at the same time.
00:41 It kinda looks like it's hurting your face.
00:42 - It does hurt my face.
00:44 (dramatic music)
00:47 - Baby Branch!
00:48 - I'm John Dory, Branch's brother.
00:51 - What?
00:52 - Ow!
00:53 - Former brother.
00:54 - Hey, grab 'em!
00:55 - Callin' me, dingle!
00:58 ♪ It's hard to say I'm sorry ♪
01:01 - A brother is a friend who can never leave you.
01:03 It's the strongest bond in the world.
01:05 I would kill to have a sibling to sing with.
01:06 - Check out your old outfits.
01:08 - Puffy jackets?
01:09 - Puka shell necklaces?
01:09 Denim tuxedos?
01:10 - Did you have frosted tips?
01:12 - Ah!
01:13 Look at you, you are so cute, I love it!
01:15 - It was an era!
01:16 - Tragic.
01:18 - Branch, our brother is being held captive
01:19 in a diamond prison.
01:21 - And there's only one thing that's powerful enough
01:23 to shatter diamonds.
01:24 - The perfect family harmony.
01:26 Should we be letting a baby drive?
01:28 - I have procured my learner's permit.
01:30 - Who is a dulce McMahon face?
01:32 - The better question is, are you a narc?
01:35 - Puka is there!
01:37 (screaming)
01:39 - We're here looking for our brother.
01:40 - Oh my gosh, hello!
01:44 My name is Viva!
01:47 It is so fantastic, amazing to see other Tarot!
01:50 - Did you just braid my hair?
01:53 - You're welcome, it looks so good.
01:54 - I love it!
01:56 - Is your dad King Peppy?
01:58 - Uh, yeah.
02:00 - Poppy, I'm your sister!
02:01 - My what?
02:02 - Whoa.
02:02 - Hey man, am I the only one without a long lost sibling?
02:05 - This is your second chance with your brothers, Branch.
02:08 - Bitty D, maybe a smaller diaper.
02:12 - If this diaper was any smaller, I could taste it.
02:15 - I know you think it's risky and maybe it is,
02:16 but it'll be worth it.
02:18 Family's always worth it.
02:19 ♪ You're all I ever wanted ♪
02:22 - I can't believe this is really happening!
02:24 ♪ You're all I ever needed ♪
02:28 ♪ So tell me what to do ♪
02:30 - We still got it!
02:31 - Looks like your band-aids aren't behind you.
02:33 ♪ Yeah, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo ♪
02:37 ♪ Just let me take you to a better place ♪
02:42 ♪ I'm gonna make you kiss the sky tonight ♪
02:47 (suspenseful music)
02:50 (suspenseful music)
02:53 (suspenseful music)
02:56 (suspenseful music)
02:59 (upbeat music)