sid the sloth once said...
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00:00 Why? Doesn't anyone love me? Isn't there anyone who cares about cinder slaw?
00:07 Alright, I'll just go by myself.
00:23 Oh, Yamo! A dandelion! Must be the last one of the season. Hey, you rhinos, you know, you have really tiny brains, did you know that? No, it's just a fact. No offense. Well, you probably don't even know what I'm talking about.
00:36 With my little stick and my highly evolved brain, I shall create fire!
00:42 Fire!
00:43 You're an embarrassment to nature, do you know that?
01:00 This is cake! I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm gonna die!
01:05 I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
01:09 I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't eat, can't sleep. Maybe I'm coming down with something.
01:13 Oh, I know what you've got. The L word.
01:18 Yeah, leprosy.
01:20 No, Sid, no. It's four letters. Starts with L, ends with E.
01:25 Aha! Lice!
01:27 No!
01:29 Water, water, everywhere.
01:31 Nor any drop to drink.
01:34 Well, except maybe that drops.
01:38 Mmm, that's a little...
01:39 Salty!
01:41 No, I get it. I'll take them back.
01:43 You have your family, and I'm better off alone.
01:47 By myself.
01:49 A fortress of solitude.
01:53 In the ice.
01:55 Forever.
01:58 A lone, lonely loner.
02:01 That's a lot of aloneness.
02:03 Precisely!
02:06 Precisely!
02:07 Incoming!
02:09 Well, at least you still got your looks.
02:13 This is the end of Sid the Sloth.
02:19 The Sloth!
02:20 Aaaaaah!
02:22 [Bleep]
02:23 [Bleep]
02:24 [Bleep]
02:25 [Music]
02:32 [BLANK_AUDIO]