In order to learn the secrets and win the love of a beautiful married woman, a misguided young man befriends her 12 year | dG1fNGdSc2hqTjBaa0k
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00:00 (chopping)
00:02 - So how long do you think?
00:06 - Uh, not long.
00:07 So feel free to be happy to see me,
00:09 'cause I'm not, I ain't not sticking around.
00:12 - One month, 30 days, that's all he gets.
00:16 How much damage can he possibly do in 30 days?
00:21 (upbeat music)
00:24 (upbeat music)
00:27 - It's nice to see you,
00:36 even if you do look like a funeral director.
00:38 - Here's this boy we keep seeing, about 10 or so.
00:42 We think he belongs to the hillbilly couple across the bay.
00:45 Well, I guess I can't really call them hillbillies
00:47 since they live beside the ocean like we do.
00:50 Sea billies.
00:50 - To new friends.
00:53 (upbeat music)
00:56 - Do you mind walking me home?
00:59 - What?
01:02 Look, I know we agreed last night never happened,
01:05 and I'm totally cool with that.
01:06 I was just thinking, wouldn't it be even cooler
01:07 if we could somehow figure out a way
01:09 to, you know, stay friends?
01:10 - No, I wanna see you again.
01:12 - You know, we can talk if you want,
01:14 so it's not just this meaningless physical thing.
01:17 (laughing)
01:19 I'm just as surprised and freaked out by all this
01:20 as you are.
01:21 - So cancel!
01:22 - I tried, but my mother clearly has a thing
01:25 for your husband.
01:25 She already picked out the sheet music.
01:27 - You're not the only one with a mother
01:29 who doesn't realize how nuts she is.
01:31 (upbeat music)
01:33 - Welcome home.
01:51 (dramatic music)
01:53 (thunder rumbling)
01:56 [BLANK_AUDIO]