Titanic 2 - The Return of Jack (2023 Movie Trailer) Parody - video Dailymotion

Titanic 2 - The Return of Jack (2023 Movie Trailer) Parody

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00:00 How do you move on from a life you never got to live?

00:27 Yahoo! Anyone home?

00:34 Jack is not coming back. There's nothing you could have done.

00:38 There wasn't enough room on the door for both of you.

00:47 We spent three weeks searching the Atlantic for bodies from Titanic.

00:53 We found all. What's this? Except one.

01:09 His body was washed up on the beach in Ibiza.

01:12 He's wanted night and evening in his pocket.

01:14 Well, that's convenient. Quite.

01:16 But I thought he was dead. Didn't he drown on the Titanic?

01:20 Well, of course, it is what we all thought until now.

01:24 They never found a body.

01:29 Jack, Rose had to let you go.

01:33 We all thought you were dead, like a frozen popsicle.

01:42 Jack, Rose deserves to know the truth.

01:45 You need to go to her. You belong together.

01:51 I'm not an idiot. I know how the world works.

01:54 I've got ten bucks in my pocket. I have nothing to offer you, and I know that.

01:59 I understand. But I'm too involved now.

02:03 You jump, I jump. Remember?

02:06 I can't turn away without knowing you'll be all right.

02:09 That's all that I need.

02:12 Well, I'm fine. I'll be fine. Really.

02:18 Really?

02:21 I don't think so.

02:30 I'm sorry for everything. And I love you.

02:49 [Music]

02:58 [Music]