KRAPOPOLIS Trailer 2023

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00:00 This is Krapopolis.

00:02 I swear it's not as bad as the name sounds.

00:04 (SCREAMING)

00:05 -All that looked. -I bet he deserved it.

00:07 In a land of gods and goddesses.

00:10 Athena, goddess of what's the list up to now?

00:12 War, over-the-top outfits and daddy issues.

00:14 One ruler.

00:16 I can't believe the king's a virgin.

00:18 Hey, I'm only below the waist virgin.

00:20 Is about to change the world forever.

00:22 It's called civilization, mother.

00:24 -Oh, yeah. -Catchy name. That'll stink.

00:28 (SCREAMING)

00:30 My bad. You've got a great story now, though.

00:32 Prepare for adventure.

00:34 We haven't seen the last of each other, King Tyrannus.

00:37 (GRUNTING)

00:38 He says "yarr" to himself?

00:40 Romance. I know a recipe for an orgy when I hear one.

00:43 You hear recipes for orgies every day?

00:45 It's a pretty simple recipe.

00:48 And some good old-fashioned family dysfunction.

00:51 -I asked her out. -Wash!

00:53 -Some details. -There are none.

00:55 -Make them up. -That's childish.

00:57 I'm childish. Daddy needy-deety. Daddy needy-deety.

01:00 We're going to build an empire.

01:03 Attack!

01:04 What's an empire?

01:07 I don't know yet, but it's gonna be huge.

01:09 ♪ Soul of fire ♪

01:11 Guess what today is.

01:12 Everyone guesses what every day is. We have no calendar.

01:15 The day you speak quietly.

01:17 You're all wrong!

01:19 ♪ Soul of fire ♪

01:20 I call them pants.

01:22 It's as if each leg has its own toga.

01:24 Well done. To pants!

01:26 To pants!

01:27 This civilization thing, it is the mortals doing the best they can.

01:31 There's a guy collecting pig feces over your shoulder.

01:34 They call it agriculture.

01:35 We'll finesse it later.

01:37 Crapopolis on Fox.

01:40 Random animal exit.

01:42 How is she hot even as an ostrich?

01:47 ♪ Outro ♪

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