REGINALD THE VAMPIRE OFFICIAL Teaser Trailer HD
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00:00 Dear God and/or grown-up baby Jesus, I may not exactly know how it all works,
00:08 like what life is handed out to who and why, but the mistake was made pretty
00:14 obviously not in my favor.
00:17 Welcome to Slushy Shack, how may I help you?
00:20 You don't have to say that every time, you know.
00:22 Actually I do, it's in the manual.
00:24 There is no manual.
00:25 Hi Sarah.
00:27 Hey Reginald.
00:28 Why would she waste her time on a loser like you?
00:32 I was promised so much that I did not receive.
00:36 Whatever down payment was made before I was born,
00:39 I want a refund.
00:41 Reggie.
00:43 Have we met before?
00:46 I believe everyone deserves a refund.
00:49 Do you want to be ours?
00:51 Reginald.
00:52 You smell amazing.
00:55 [Screaming]
00:57 I had the weirdest dream last night.
01:01 No, you're not dreaming.
01:03 You're a vampire.
01:04 Whoa.
01:05 [Screaming]
01:07 Nothing changes until you feed.
01:13 We can't just let anyone join our ranks.
01:18 Monsters like you don't belong here.
01:22 Whoa, do I need a lawyer?
01:24 Reginald Andres will not survive the night.
01:27 I want to drink your blood.
01:29 Excuse me?
01:30 I own the night.
01:31 I'll pay you $25.
01:33 $25 for my blood?
01:34 $50, but we have to go to an ATM first.
01:37 Now.
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