A workplace comedy about two tech bros running their company into the ground. | dG1fVWsyZU1Vc0ZCZXM
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00:00 The internet's latest obsession, NFT's,
00:02 some sell for millions.
00:03 - It's quite a resume.
00:04 Streetwear company, scooter startup, two BuzzFeed clones.
00:08 All went under in less than 18 months.
00:10 What the (beep) is everybody at?
00:11 - Last two paychecks bounced and everyone quit.
00:13 - Cassie, give me that investor guy
00:15 who gave us two million last year.
00:16 - That was a PPP loan.
00:17 - You gotta get out of this place, okay?
00:18 I've never met a more delusional pair of dip (beep)
00:21 in my life.
00:22 - Our team doesn't care about money.
00:23 They care about making the best non-fundable.
00:25 - Plungible.
00:26 - Totems in the world. - Tokens.
00:27 - Tokens in the world.
00:27 - You (beep) lie.
00:28 - You want me to go into meetings like,
00:30 "Oh, I've never really done this before.
00:31 I don't know what's gonna happen."
00:32 - Yes!
00:33 - I have synesthesia, so art to me can be scrumptious.
00:35 - Ah!
00:36 - What the (beep) is wrong with you?
00:37 - Hold on, are you not blackmailing me?
00:39 - Why the (beep) would I blackmail you?
00:40 - Is there anything else I can do for you guys?
00:42 - (beep) you.
00:43 - Yeah.
00:43 - Oh.
00:44 - I give you half of my company.
00:45 - Bro, half of zero is nothing.
00:47 - We're getting rid of everything.
00:49 - There's a fire hose of money.
00:50 Do you want me to point it at your mouth or not?
00:51 - This company is actually one of the most impressive
00:54 new financial technology firms.
00:57 (screaming)
01:00 (hip hop music)
01:02 Focus on your business, all these bitches fuddy-duddy