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00:00 Sorry man, I'm very sorry. I'm sleeping with my mother.
00:02 I'm so...
00:05 I love you, darling.
00:10 You too.
00:11 And...
00:14 I'm proud of you.
00:15 Getting out.
00:17 You're a complete moron!
00:20 No, I'm not.
00:21 That was a rhetorical question!
00:22 Don't push.
00:23 Do you wanna help?
00:24 Don't!
00:24 And I want you to know that however much it fucking hurts that we can't be together,
00:28 I think what I'm trying to say is,
00:30 thanks for everything.
00:31 Dickhead.
00:32 Yuck.
00:34 Is that ham?
00:35 We're vegan now, remember?
00:36 Oh right, yeah, I forgot.
00:37 Have you been smoking again?
00:39 No, I haven't.
00:40 Good.
00:41 Because smoking is definitely not vegan.
00:43 I hope we can still be friends.
00:44 I've actually got enough friends now, notice?
00:48 Your mum's new boyfriend is a big, hot, sticky, wet dream.
00:54 Whoa! Goodbye! Goodnight! It's the end!
00:57 *laughing*
00:59 Go again! Go again!
01:01 No!
01:01 Did you just fake it?
01:03 Don't be stupid.
01:05 Why are you staring at me?
01:10 Show me the condom.
01:11 No way.
01:11 Where's the spunk, Adam?
01:18 Did you want to...
01:21 develop some photos?
01:23 No.
01:24 I just wanted to kiss you.
01:27 *door slams*
01:28 Hi, Adam.
01:29 Good summer?
01:31 Shut the fuck up, tromboner.
01:33 Give me what you've got.
01:34 Um, I was thinking that...
01:36 maybe we could watch some TV...
01:40 for a bit.
01:42 Which is perfectly normal for a younger man to be sexually attracted to a mature woman.
01:47 It's really important that you feel all those feelings.
01:50 As much as they hurt.
01:53 You gonna write me up?
01:54 I'll let you off.
01:56 This time.
01:57 I'm eternally grateful for your kindness.
01:59 Actually, one second, please.
02:01 *kissing noises*
02:05 Love you.
02:11 Love you.
02:13 Do you need some help?
02:15 Well, I didn't ask for any, so...
02:18 no.
02:19 We can go at...
02:21 whatever pace that you want.
02:25 This is not Picasso, this is graffiti.
02:27 But who's to say what's art and what isn't?
02:29 Oh, hey.
02:30 Hey.
02:31 I know her.
02:31 Well, I mean, she bumped into me the other day.
02:33 My pronouns are they/them, but no worries.
02:36 I'm Kel.
02:37 I'm so sorry, Mum.
02:40 You do not have to say sorry.
02:43 I just wish I knew how to make it better.
02:47 I strive for excellence in everything I do.
02:50 We've spoken about this already, but you don't seem to be listening.
02:54 So I'm gonna be really clear.
02:55 I don't want to talk to you.
02:57 I don't want to see you.
02:58 I don't want to hear from you.
03:01 I don't know what made you like this, and it's probably something really sad,
03:04 and I hope you seek out some therapy.
03:05 But if you keep on trying to contact me, I will report you.
03:10 Thank you, Eric, for that rendition of the school anthem.
03:14 It was adequate.
03:15 I'm just dropping out a moment.
03:17 We've been hanging out.
03:18 I watched him teach a class today.
03:21 And he was excellent.
03:24 Surprise!
03:24 You clever boy.
03:27 It's all right, love.
03:29 We wanted to celebrate.
03:31 Adam?
03:31 Oh, Third Miles of Miami's on.
03:35 You want to come and watch?
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