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00:00 You just earned yourself a detention, sir.
00:02 Even you is already one big detention!
00:04 Son of a-
00:04 [music]
00:06 [whistling]
00:11 Sir, I don't understand.
00:12 That's glaringly apparent.
00:14 I can't fail this class.
00:15 Oh, don't sell yourself short, Mr. Coates. I truly believe that you can.
00:18 [music]
00:20 Every year at Barton Academy, students, faculty, and staff depart the campus for a two-week winter break.
00:27 But there are always an unfortunate few who have nowhere to go for the holidays.
00:32 They're known as the holdovers.
00:35 Mr. Handom.
00:36 Hello, Mary.
00:37 I heard you got stuck with babysitting duty this year. How'd you manage that?
00:40 You know, he used to be a student, right?
00:42 Yeah, that's why he knows how to inflict maximum pain on them.
00:44 [punching]
00:45 [groaning]
00:46 I thought all the Nazis were hiding in Argentina.
00:48 Stifle it, Tully.
00:49 [music]
00:51 You just earned yourself a detention, sir.
00:53 Even you is already one big detention!
00:56 Son of a bitch! That's another detention!
00:58 Do you think I want to be babysitting you?
01:00 No, I was praying your mother would pick up the phone, or your father would arrive in a helicopter or a flying saucer to take you--
01:06 My father's dead.
01:07 You don't tell a boy that's been left behind at Christmas that nobody wants him?
01:15 What's wrong with you?
01:17 There's nobody here, okay?
01:19 You stay out of my way, and I'll stay out of yours.
01:21 [music]
01:25 Now, most of the kids dislike you, pretty much hate you. Teachers, too. You know that, right?
01:30 I find the world a bitter and complicated place, and it seems to feel the same way about me.
01:35 I think you and I have this in common.
01:37 I don't think I've ever had a real family Christmas like this before.
01:42 Thank you, Mary.
01:43 You're welcome.
01:44 History is not simply the study of the past, it is an explanation of the present.
01:49 See, when you say it that way and throw in some pornography, it's a lot easier to understand.
01:53 [music]
01:57 I'd like to propose a toast to my two unlikely companions.
02:01 Andy!
02:03 Are you trying to lick down my shirt?
02:05 No.
02:07 Yes.
02:09 You're gonna get me fired.
02:10 This is your Rubicon.
02:13 Do not cross the Rubicon.
02:15 The Holdovers.
02:20 [screaming]
02:23 [music]
02:29 [music fades]
02:32 [silence]
02:35 [silence]
02:38 [silence]
02:41 [BLANK_AUDIO]