• last year
Emily Young, a senior, wants to be elected as her sorority's president. She adopts a cute sloth, thinking it can become | dG1fMlJyUTJoLU1FX2M
Transcript
00:00 We're all gonna die slow, horrible deaths at the hands of an adorable metal killing machine!
00:03 [Screams]
00:04 Merry Mother of the Faker!
00:12 Maybe you were thinking about running.
00:17 And have every sister turn on me this new year?
00:20 You might be surprised.
00:21 You just need something that sets you apart.
00:24 The new house mascot.
00:28 I will be running first resident!
00:30 You're so clipped.
00:32 People are really excited about Alpha.
00:37 And you.
00:38 Get rid of the sloth!
00:42 I'm sorry, but it's you or me.
00:45 People are just disappearing.
00:54 [Screams]
00:57 [Screams]
00:58 She's a sloth, you can't blame that!
01:04 What do you even know about those things?
01:05 I know that they're slow.
01:09 Slow?
01:09 Did she look slow to you?
01:11 [Screams]
01:13 Did you see the look in her eye?
01:16 She's like a cute turkey!
01:17 [Screams]
01:19 [Screams]
01:21 [Screams]
01:24 [Music]
01:35 [Screams]
01:44 [Ding]
01:46 [Music]
01:47 [Music]
01:48 [Music]
01:50 [Music]
01:51 [Music]
01:52 [Music]
01:53 [Music]
01:54 [Music]

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