TOTALLY KILLER Trailer 2023
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04 I'd like to report a crime that hasn't happened yet.
00:06 Have you seen the movie "Back to the Future?"
00:08 Basically, I'm living that movie right now,
00:11 which is how I know there's going to be a murder tonight.
00:15 Hate time travel movies.
00:16 They never make any sense.
00:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20 Happy Halloween.
00:21 How about we all stay in and hand out Halloween candy?
00:24 No, Mom.
00:25 You know how hard this time of year is for us.
00:28 Your friends were murdered 35 years ago.
00:31 It's not 1987 anymore.
00:33 Stay safe, honey.
00:34 I love you.
00:35 [SIGHS]
00:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:43 [SCREAMING]
00:46 [PANTING]
00:49 Invisible, anywhere.
00:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:53 [LAUGHTER]
00:54 What the fuck?
00:55 [LAUGHTER]
00:57 Excuse me, what year is it?
00:59 1987.
01:00 Oh, my god.
01:01 I know.
01:02 The '80s are almost over, and I haven't even tried Coke yet.
01:05 [LAUGHS]
01:07 I don't know.
01:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:09 Oh, my god.
01:10 Mom.
01:12 Fuck off and die.
01:13 Jesus, Mom.
01:15 Mamacita.
01:16 Ay.
01:17 Ay, ay, ay.
01:18 Mamacita.
01:20 You know time for my birthday, bitch.
01:22 [SCREAMING]
01:24 This is a creepy-ass cabin in the middle of fucking nowhere.
01:27 What's the big deal?
01:28 There's a murderer on the loose, and you drove us
01:30 into the woods.
01:31 [SCREAMING]
01:32 Oh, my god.
01:33 What?
01:33 I forgot to bring vodka.
01:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:37 You have 7 and 1/2 hours until you're stuck here forever.
01:39 [SCREAMING]
01:43 I need to stop all this horror before it happens.
01:45 [SCREAMING]
01:47 The machines kill us all.
01:49 No.
01:50 They more just rip apart the fabric of our society
01:52 via dance videos on TikTok.
01:53 They just dance against us.
01:57 Come on out.
01:57 The water's warm.
01:59 Just so you know, I don't do blowjobs.
02:01 You pee out of that thing.
02:02 [SCREAMING]
02:04 Just think, maybe if she did do blowjobs,
02:07 she'd still be alive.
02:09 Yeah, let's not make that the lesson.
02:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:14 Baby's weed sucks.
02:15 This is just dirt.
02:16 Look at all these twigs.
02:18 I could give you a gummy this big that has 100 times
02:21 more weed than this.
02:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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02:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:40 (upbeat music)