Mean Girls | Original Trailer [HD] | Coolidge Corner Theatre
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00:01 Do we have a new student with us?
00:03 She just moved here from Africa.
00:05 Welcome!
00:07 I'm from Michigan.
00:09 Great.
00:10 I'm 16.
00:11 Until today, I was homeschooled.
00:12 And then it was goodbye Africa.
00:14 And hello, high school.
00:16 Hi, I'm Katie.
00:17 I'm Janice.
00:18 This is Damien.
00:19 Watch out, new meat coming through.
00:20 This map shows the school's central nervous system.
00:22 The cafeteria.
00:23 You got your cool Asians, burnouts, jocks,
00:26 the greatest people you will ever meet,
00:28 and the worst.
00:29 You've been to a real school before?
00:30 Shut up.
00:31 Shut up!
00:33 I didn't say anything.
00:35 Plastics.
00:36 Who are the plastics?
00:37 They're teen royalty.
00:39 That's Karen Smith.
00:40 She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.
00:42 I'm kind of psychic.
00:43 Really?
00:44 It's like I have ESPN or something.
00:46 Gretchen Wieners.
00:47 She has two Fendi purses and is Love, Alexis.
00:50 And evil takes a human form in Regina George.
00:53 She knows everything about everyone.
00:55 That's why her hair is so big.
00:56 It's full of secrets.
00:57 We want to invite you to have lunch with us.
00:59 Regina seems sweet.
01:01 Get in, loser.
01:02 We're going shopping.
01:04 Your house is really nice.
01:06 I know, right?
01:07 Being with the plastics was like leaving the actual world
01:11 and entering girl world.
01:12 Have you seen the guys that you think are cute yet?
01:14 There's this guy in my calculus class.
01:16 His name is Aaron Samuels.
01:17 No.
01:18 No.
01:19 That's Regina's ex-boyfriend.
01:20 Ex-boyfriends are off limits.
01:21 I mean, that's just like the rules of feminism.
01:24 Gretchen told me that you like Aaron Samuels.
01:26 I could talk to him for you if you want.
01:28 Really?
01:29 You would do that?
01:30 You're so hot.
01:32 Why would she do that?
01:34 She's a life ruiner.
01:35 I knew how this would be settled in the animal world.
01:38 But this was girl world.
01:40 All the fighting had to be sneaky.
01:41 I want to lose three pounds.
01:43 They're these nutrition bars my mom uses to lose weight.
01:46 It won't close.
01:47 It's a five.
01:48 You could try Sears.
01:49 Uh-uh.
01:50 Why are you eating a Caltine bar?
01:51 What?
01:52 It makes you gain weight like crazy.
01:55 What does she think she is?
01:56 I, like, invented her.
01:57 I'm sorry I laughed at you.
02:03 I'm sorry I called you fat.
02:06 I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me.
02:09 But I can't help it that I'm popular.
02:11 Walk it off.
02:14 Walk it off.
02:15 Okay.
02:16 You know who's looking fine tonight?
02:19 Seth Mosekowsky.
02:21 He is your cousin.
02:22 What?
02:23 He's a good kisser.
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