• last year
Twisted Metal Season 1 Trailer
Transcript
00:00 Twenty years ago, the world fell to shit.
00:05 Cities put up walls to protect themselves,
00:07 and threw the criminals out so they could fight over what was left.
00:10 But there are humble motherfuckers like me
00:13 delivering cargo from one walled city to another.
00:16 That's where the cars and guns come in.
00:19 Give me the package, you dumbass!
00:22 So if I'm here, then the exit is...
00:27 Oh, they have a flip-locker!
00:29 Oh, son of a...
00:30 Welcome to New San Francisco.
00:33 I want to hire you.
00:34 Pick up a package, bring it back.
00:36 I can make your every wish come true.
00:38 So, John, what do you wish for?
00:40 Toilet paper. Two-ply.
00:42 I think I can do better.
00:44 Three-ply?
00:45 All right, Evelyn, let's deliver this package.
00:51 It's rude not to introduce yourself before pulling a gun on someone.
00:56 Oh, this is rude-er!
00:59 If you put the gun down,
01:00 I'll drop you off as close as I can to where you're going.
01:03 This is quiet. She don't talk.
01:04 Motherfucker eats shit.
01:05 Much.
01:06 You have no idea what's out here.
01:08 Even the people trying to bring the law back are dangerous.
01:11 This is our land. These are our roads.
01:14 And they're gonna have to go through Vegas.
01:16 You both know who rules Vegas, John.
01:19 Hi, everybody.
01:21 I've never seen anyone cut off a human head and catch it as good as that.
01:27 [laughs]
01:28 This is gonna be fun.
01:35 Peek-a-boo.
01:36 This never happened to me before.
01:46 Really?
01:47 Man.
01:48 Oh, man.
01:50 Oh, my God. It's DMV.
01:55 What's down the red line?
01:57 No, please!
01:58 Cool. Screams.
02:01 [gunshot]
02:02 [explosion]
02:03 [silence]
02:05 [silence]
02:07 [silence]
02:09 [BLANK_AUDIO]