How Knifey Became A Chainsaw And Betrayed His Family - High On Knife (High On Life DLC) 2023
How Knifey Became A Chainsaw And Betrayed His Family - High On Knife (High On Life DLC) 2023 game that I have recorded on gaming PC and then edited in a transformative manner.
All raw footage were recorded and edited by me in transformative way.
All raw footage were recorded and edited by me in transformative way.
Transcript
00:00 Alright we're back.
00:03 We killed another evil alien guy.
00:05 And it was actually kinda cool.
00:07 This dude was like giant.
00:09 -Jeez, why'd I talk you so long?
00:11 That was supposed to be an easy one.
00:13 -No it was easy.
00:14 It took like 15 minutes.
00:15 We just stopped for burgers after and the line was really long.
00:18 Aside from that everything went smoothly.
00:21 -Yeah, nothing goes down smoother than the blood of a freshly cocked bounty.
00:25 No matter how much they beg for their life.
00:27 I don't care.
00:28 -Oh yeah.
00:29 I beg for his life.
00:30 A lot.
00:31 That sort of thing doesn't really register with me anymore.
00:33 Military training, you know.
00:35 All of my empathy levels.
00:36 -Yeah.
00:37 We're all very happy you're ignoring your traumas.
00:40 Now go turn in your bounty into bounty 5000.
00:44 In other news, it's the two year anniversary of the day a fearless human bounty hunter
00:48 teamed up with a band of modely gadlians to take down the entire G3 cartel.
00:53 -So how was that bounty anyway?
00:56 I feel like we haven't done anything really big and exciting since the G3.
01:00 Except maybe that cartel or the time we had to blow up Evil Earth.
01:04 -Yeah, I know what you mean.
01:05 It's just the same shit every time.
01:07 Stab this, knife that.
01:10 You know, I'm just...
01:12 I think I'm depressed.
01:14 I think the first time...
01:15 The first adventure was better anyway.
01:18 I don't know if we can top that.
01:19 -Ah, hey, knifey.
01:21 That reminds me.
01:22 Someone tried to drop off a package for you.
01:24 -A package?
01:25 For me?
01:26 Knifey?
01:27 The knife?
01:28 -Yeah, I didn't answer the door because I don't have legs.
01:30 And I didn't want to.
01:31 Hey, look at that note though.
01:33 It's on the fridge.
01:34 -To the fridge, bounty hunter!
01:36 Now!
01:37 Let me have a sneaky gaze at that letter.
01:42 Greetings from Muxalon Delivery Services.
01:45 Sorry we missed you.
01:48 You can pick your package up at our distribution headquarters.
01:50 Yeah, shut up.
01:51 Wait a tick.
01:52 The sender.
01:53 It's from...
01:54 Bounty hunter!
01:55 We have to get that package now!
01:56 -You better hurry then.
01:57 Muxalon HQ is a mobile facility.
01:58 I bet they're stationed on Paroxys for a few cycles if they're delivering packages in
01:59 this quadrant.
02:00 I guess I'll just stay...
02:01 Punching the package as a new bounty.
02:02 That's the only way I know how to do this.
02:03 -Get ready, hunter.
02:04 Time for our greatest adventure yet.
02:05 Mine!
02:06 Knifey's big break!
02:07 Take us to the bounty 5K!
02:08 -I'm not going to let you do that.
02:09 -I'm not going to let you do that.
02:10 -I'm not going to let you do that.
02:11 -I'm not going to let you do that.
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02:13 -I'm not going to let you do that.
02:14 -Get ready, hunter.
02:35 Time for our greatest adventure yet.
03:00 -I'm not going to let you do that.
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07:29 -My knife!
07:30 What happened?
07:31 -Sorry, I sorted out a bit there.
07:32 Do we have a new job?
07:33 Are we working?
07:34 -No, you're not.
07:35 And that's not what I meant.
07:36 -I'm sorry.
07:37 -No, you're not.
07:38 And that's the problem.
07:39 More work, more work, more work.
07:42 -Oh, I feel sick.
07:44 -Oh, my God.
07:46 Thank you.
07:47 -Was that so hard?
07:48 Idiot.
07:49 Just do that every time.
07:50 -Oh, my God.
07:51 Oh, my God.
07:52 Please help me.
07:53 They're still using us as drugs.
07:54 You got to help me.
07:55 -Oh, no.
07:56 Human trafficking?
07:57 I thought we were done with all this.
07:58 -Please, no.
07:59 No, no.
08:00 Please.
08:01 -Oh, my God.
08:02 Oh, my God.
08:03 Please.
08:04 -Oh, my God.
08:05 Oh, my God.
08:06 Please, no.
08:07 Don't shoot me off.
08:08 Oh, don't shoot me off.
08:09 There's more of us.
08:10 Tell someone.
08:11 Tell anyone.
08:12 Please.
08:13 -Look, I shouldn't have to remind you because this is all in the handbook, but do not fall
08:18 for any of the products.
08:19 Please, for help, okay?
08:20 It is not your concern.
08:22 All you need to do is you need to seal them up.
08:24 That's all you need to worry about.
08:26 Okay?
08:27 Okay?
08:28 Okay?
08:29 -Seal up the box.
08:35 -Please.
08:42 -What is the problem?
08:43 Oh, if it's a pee thing, I told you, you could just piss in your suit.
08:47 I truly don't mind.
08:48 Just piss in your suit.
08:49 -We don't really like boxing up living human beings, if that's all right with you.
08:53 -What?
08:54 It's not like you're culpable.
08:55 You're just doing your job.
08:56 -Enough.
08:57 We're not here to work or betray anyone's species.
09:00 We just want my package.
09:03 -Yeah, sure, we'll take this place down and save all the humans, I guess.
09:08 Come on, let's move, bounty hunter.
09:11 -Hey, hey, hey.
09:14 You really need to get back to work now.
09:16 -Shut up.
09:17 -We don't want to make Mucks upset.
09:19 Please?
09:20 If we don't do our job, you know, I'm the one who's going to get in trouble.
09:23 -Oh, thank God.
09:24 There you are.
09:25 -Stilson, my favorite fella.
09:26 -Oh, no, you're infected.
09:27 Stay back.
09:28 -What, this guy?
09:29 Nah, he's harmless.
09:30 Don't worry.
09:31 He can't kill me.
09:32 -Don't worry?
09:33 He can't control us.
09:34 -No, that's not true.
09:36 I control you.
09:37 I'm your boss.
09:38 -Hey, Stilson, what do you got for us?
09:40 -Oh, I found your package.
09:41 I mean, if your boss will let you have it.
09:44 -I won't.
09:45 -Oh, my gosh.
09:46 My package.
09:47 Oh, thank you, Stilson.
09:48 You're the best.
09:49 Come on, bounty hunter, open it up.
09:51 -Do not open up that package.
09:53 That is a direct order from your superior.
10:00 -Oh, my God.
10:06 Oh, my God.
10:10 This can't be real.
10:12 Is this really full chainsaw mode?
10:14 Oh, I used to have one of these back on my home planet.
10:18 Now I feel amazing.
10:19 I'm more powerful than ever.
10:21 Come on, come on, swing me around a bit.
10:24 Come on.
10:25 Oh, yeah, that feels good.
10:26 Okay, now stab me into that nice squishy spot.
10:29 Oh, God, you're really not gonna listen to me anymore, are you?
10:33 -I can't believe it.
10:34 We're finally here.
10:36 My home planet, Australian 2.
10:39 Wait, wait, shh.
10:40 Who's up ahead?
10:41 -You, in knight's name, ordered a package from Muxalong.
10:44 Visitors run the risk of disturbing our peace.
10:48 And just before the great sharpening, you didn't order a new sheath, did you, Sir Cutwood?
10:53 -No, Elder, I did not.
10:56 Maybe they just stopped here by mistake.
10:57 -After all these years of solitude, why today of all days?
11:02 -We planned everything out to the finest detail.
11:05 The great sharpening will be a success.
11:08 It's going to be fine, my liege, I assure you.
11:10 -You're right, you're right.
11:12 For a moment, I was afraid somehow you-know-who had made their way back to ruin everything.
11:17 -Hah!
11:18 Not even to entertain the thought, my liege.
11:20 He's long gone.
11:21 Doesn't even know how to get back.
11:22 -I know.
11:23 I thank the knives above.
11:24 Wow, I can't believe it's finally the day of the great sharpening.
11:30 -Truly a joyous day, my liege.
11:34 -How's it going, b****?
11:39 -Oh, dear heavens!
11:43 -Guess who's back!
11:46 Did you miss me?
11:49 -No, no, no, it can't be.
11:50 Oh, not right now.
11:51 Oh, not-
11:52 -What are you talking about?
11:53 What's today?
11:55 -Oh, it's happening.
11:57 The great sharpening has begun.
12:00 -Let us rise to a new plane.
12:03 -It's the day of the great sharpening, you fool.
12:06 You're not supposed to be here.
12:08 You were exiled.
12:09 -I was exiled?
12:10 Why would I be exiled?
12:12 -You're too violent, knifey!
12:14 An aberration of our species.
12:16 -We're meant to be a peace-loving race.
12:19 We're knives.
12:20 We weren't meant for violence.
12:22 -Okay, well, that's f****** stupid.
12:24 Nobody told me that.
12:26 -Explain to me why you said "make your package" if you didn't like him!
12:29 I don't get it!
12:30 We were just mailing him his old s***.
12:32 We were trying to be nice and not just throw it away.
12:34 -Yeah, we're leaving this planet behind,
12:36 and we just didn't want to take all his crap with us.
12:38 He wasn't supposed to follow us all the way here.
12:40 -Wait, so, are you saying you don't like me?
12:44 -Of course not!
12:45 You're a complete psychopath!
12:46 All you do is stab everyone around you.
12:48 -And you swear constantly.
12:50 You know you can't go around saying the C-word like that, right?
12:52 You say it a lot, knifey.
12:54 -Yeah, that goes with him.
12:55 -It's happening, my liege!
12:57 We're ascending!
12:59 -There's no time to spare.
13:01 -What? No, please, don't go!
13:02 Don't leave me behind!
13:04 You're my family!
13:05 -We're not your f****** family, knifey!
13:07 You're a piece of s***, and we all f****** hate you!
13:09 -Oh, no.
13:10 -Don't let him bring you down to his level, my liege!
13:12 You need a pure and peaceful soul to ascend to the next plane!
13:16 -Is this a whole knifey f****** f***ing f***ing thing you twisted s***?
13:19 -No, you can't say f***.
13:20 -Shut the f*** up, you reject piece of s***!
13:23 -Oh, my liege!
13:28 -Knifey, you don't need these f****** words.
13:30 If you want a family, look around you.
13:32 You've already got one.
13:34 Come on. Right, guys?
13:36 -Oh, yeah. That's right, knifey.
13:38 -Yeah, knifey, we love you.
13:40 We could be your family.
13:41 -Do you mean it? Really?
13:43 -Yeah, dude.
13:44 I mean, sure, you're a little sharp around the edges,
13:47 but hey, so am I.
13:49 And it's nice having someone else on the team
13:51 who isn't afraid to speak their mind.
13:53 -For real.
13:54 We couldn't do any of this without you, bud.
13:56 We're contract killers,
13:57 and you love killing more than the rest of us all combined.
14:00 -Yeah, I am f****** great, aren't I?
14:03 You know what?
14:05 F*** you, piece of a knife!
14:07 Ha ha ha, yeah, yeah!
14:09 -The knife is wrong, you c***!
14:11 Ha ha ha, yeah!
14:13 F*** these traitors!
14:14 Stubborn bounty hunter!
14:15 Stub that pretentious wannabe knife!
14:18 -You...
14:23 -Huh?
14:24 -Let's do this!
14:26 Get 'em all!
14:27 Show 'em the real, true knifey!
14:30 -What are you doing?
14:32 What are you doing?!
14:34 -Knifey?
14:37 I thought you were banished.
14:39 -You're ruining all that we've worked so hard for!
14:43 -What's wrong with you?
14:48 -You won't get out of your time, McRoxy!
14:53 -Oh!
14:54 Oh, no!
14:57 -You're not mad about me firing you, are you?
15:00 -I ain't mad.
15:02 I thought you were gonna hurt old Jiggy Donuts!
15:05 -I'm gonna give him a lesson!
15:07 -Give me the slow-mo!
15:09 -Hey!
15:18 -A damn fine set!
15:20 -What the hell do you mean, "The mind-borne dumb-a-lone"?
15:25 -It's not as bad as what I'm about to turn into!
15:28 [Music]
15:35 -Ha! Ha!
15:36 Okay, yeah, fade to black, whatever.
15:38 We can be doing this for a while, I reckon.
15:41 -Ha! What?
15:45 -You doing okay, bud?
15:46 -Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
15:48 -Knifey, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I love you, you psycho.
15:52 We all do.
15:53 You got your family right here.
15:55 -Really?
15:56 -Yeah, yeah, really.
15:57 Don't make me repeat it.
15:58 -Sir, are you saying I can stab you again, maybe?
16:01 -Oh, Christ.
16:02 -Thanks, everyone!
16:03 I love you guys!
16:05 I'm gonna stab you now, Jiggy!
16:06 Get ready!
16:07 -Quickly, Guns.
16:08 Play.
16:09 Even better game.
16:11 -Ha!
16:12 -Love you too, buddy.
16:14 -Stop it, Hurt! That's enough!
16:18 -What the hell is wrong with you?
16:22 -You're not part of the family anymore.
16:24 -Bounty Hunter, go drop this knife or you drop Kenny!
16:28 -All right, now that the main story's over,
16:37 you wanna go see what else is out there on Proxus?
16:40 Walk around a bit, try to 100% this.
16:42 I know I'd like to do that.
16:44 I'm not really doing anything else.