Big Cat vs Dave in a Heavyweight Battle - Pick Em Week 6
Big Cat | Barstool Pick Em
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00:00:00 You want to see her do a porn?
00:00:01 No, no, no, no.
00:00:02 You can validate her existence.
00:00:04 No, I think.
00:00:05 What are you laughing about?
00:00:06 Hey, I was fucking pervert.
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00:01:33 Week five, we're back.
00:01:36 - Six. - Six.
00:01:38 - Congrats on the house, Dave.
00:01:40 - Thanks, Rico.
00:01:42 - Are you comfortable doing content with me, Dave?
00:01:47 - Yeah, I am.
00:01:51 I mean, listen, what you did was disgusting.
00:01:55 But I get it.
00:01:56 It's a PMT thing.
00:01:58 - Well, no, it's a joke no different
00:02:01 than any joke that you've made.
00:02:02 I mean, I, unfortunately,
00:02:05 it feels like this might be the beginning
00:02:08 of Davey Democrat, Lib Dave.
00:02:10 Yeah, he doesn't like jokes.
00:02:13 He doesn't like jokes.
00:02:15 - I really, I really-- - You don't like jokes now.
00:02:17 Trying to sell, oh, yeah, Rico put on the mask.
00:02:19 Davey Democrat's in the house.
00:02:20 - I need to talk to you like this, Davey, okay?
00:02:22 - Because I'm a Taylor Swift guy?
00:02:23 - No, because you're trying to police,
00:02:25 you're trying to make me apologize for jokes.
00:02:27 That's crazy.
00:02:28 - Well, no, I'm not apologizing for anything.
00:02:31 You went in detail, and I think Kelly Keegs
00:02:34 did a good job of explaining this situation.
00:02:38 And it's gotta be, it's turning into one of those things
00:02:43 where it's like, I hate PMT, but I love barstool.
00:02:46 (laughing)
00:02:48 - You know, there's, yeah, the PMT's trash,
00:02:54 but Dave's one of the good ones.
00:02:56 (laughing)
00:02:57 - Yeah, yeah, I'm getting caught in your wake.
00:02:59 I'm getting dragged along like I'm anti-Taylor Swift.
00:03:03 They're like, it's like Dan and PFT talking graphically
00:03:08 about wanting to see Taylor Swift in a porn,
00:03:12 and then Dave Portnoy said the NFL is simping for her.
00:03:16 It's like, they are, but listen,
00:03:18 I need all the media outlets,
00:03:20 like I am very much pro-Taylor Swift.
00:03:22 I am on the mountaintop of the Swifties,
00:03:25 and I'm getting dragged down.
00:03:27 I'm fighting wars in my DMs.
00:03:31 People want your address, they want to know where you live.
00:03:34 I'm just trying to keep things afloat.
00:03:35 - Yeah, no, people are coming after me.
00:03:36 They're threatening me, they're threatening my family.
00:03:38 Listen, I understand the Swifties don't fuck around,
00:03:40 but-- - But I mean,
00:03:42 I don't get how you are like, oh, I'm afraid of Anonymous,
00:03:45 and then you're just gonna go and kick a beehive
00:03:48 that is like the Swifties.
00:03:49 - Well, I thought the Swifties understood humor.
00:03:52 - No.
00:03:53 - No, I think we do, but it's like--
00:03:57 - But you asked me, you demanded I apologize for this joke.
00:04:01 - After the 18th description of graphic sexual acts,
00:04:05 it's like, okay, these guys are going too far.
00:04:08 Like Taylor Swift has dealt with, she went into hiding.
00:04:12 She went into hiding, Dave.
00:04:13 - Right, but I'm actually on,
00:04:15 Kelly Keegs doesn't realize her explanation of it.
00:04:18 I'm doing the reverse of slut-shaming Taylor Swift.
00:04:20 I don't believe that Taylor Swift has ever had sex
00:04:23 unless I see it with my own two eyes.
00:04:24 So I'm the reverse slut-shaming.
00:04:27 I'm actually on the right side.
00:04:28 - No, you're couching-- - I'm opposite of slut-shaming.
00:04:31 - You want to see her do a porn
00:04:33 because that's the only way you can validate her existence.
00:04:35 - No, I think that if Taylor Swift,
00:04:38 Kelly explained the situation to me--
00:04:39 - What are you laughing about, Hank?
00:04:40 - That was funny. - You fucking pervert.
00:04:42 (laughing)
00:04:44 - Kelly explained the situation to me,
00:04:45 and I think it's bullshit what the media did to Taylor
00:04:48 back in the day.
00:04:49 Basically, any time she took a picture with a guy,
00:04:51 they were like, "Oh, she must be having sex."
00:04:53 I'm actually all the way on the other side.
00:04:55 I'm so pro-Taylor that I would never assume she has sex
00:04:58 unless I see it myself.
00:05:00 - Yeah, and then you, fine, if you left it there,
00:05:03 but it just kept going.
00:05:06 It's like, well, we gotta see her do this position,
00:05:08 that, hand over-- - Well, actually, it went--
00:05:10 - It went-- - It was just too disgusting.
00:05:12 It was sexualizing a superstar that doesn't,
00:05:15 her talent speaks for itself.
00:05:17 - So-- - You're fine.
00:05:18 I tried to say the PMT boys, they do their little jokes,
00:05:21 little perverts, whatever they are.
00:05:23 - So you and Rachel Ziegler-- - I didn't call for your head,
00:05:27 just like-- - Wait, no, you did call
00:05:28 for my head. - No, I didn't.
00:05:30 - Yeah, you did, you said, "You're never gonna do content
00:05:32 "with me again."
00:05:34 You said, yeah, you did.
00:05:36 You told that woman that I'm dead to you.
00:05:40 You tweeted out to-- - Yeah, yeah.
00:05:42 - Okay, fine, he's dead to me forever.
00:05:45 And then you said, "I have to apologize."
00:05:50 - I tried to defend you with that woman.
00:05:53 I sent our demands, and she's like,
00:05:55 "That's not good enough."
00:05:57 I don't know, she had me at gut point.
00:05:59 - Yeah, you're trying to get me to apologize.
00:06:02 I did, I'm now, Dave, I'm doing--
00:06:05 - The point that-- - That Dave Bortman--
00:06:06 - You put me in a box.
00:06:08 I'm not only, it's not only that this is being brought up,
00:06:13 people are saying I am part of the sexualization
00:06:16 of Taylor Swift when it's you picked one of my core tenants
00:06:19 and now I don't know what to do.
00:06:21 And there's no one, you know, it's terrible.
00:06:23 - The fact that you're doing Pick 'Em right now
00:06:25 is actually pretty problematic.
00:06:26 - Yeah, I tried to battle through it.
00:06:30 (laughing)
00:06:31 - I'm getting, Dave, I'm getting what you get,
00:06:34 like all these places, the Rolling Stones,
00:06:36 New York Post, they're writing these articles
00:06:37 and they're saying that they reached out to comment.
00:06:39 They didn't. - There's some variety today.
00:06:41 - Yeah, the only one that reached out to comment--
00:06:43 - I saw that too.
00:06:44 You don't think I would comment?
00:06:45 I would throw you under the bus so fast.
00:06:48 - No, I reached out.
00:06:49 Newsweek, Newsweek reached out for comment
00:06:53 and I gave comment.
00:06:54 I don't know if they'll publish it, but I said,
00:06:57 I have a firm set of beliefs that if something happens
00:07:01 without me seeing it with my own two eyes,
00:07:03 it doesn't exist.
00:07:04 For instance, I don't believe in the dinosaurs,
00:07:06 Great Wall of China, or that the continent of Europe exists
00:07:09 as I've never seen those things.
00:07:11 - You're gonna call Everett.
00:07:12 You're gonna call Everett.
00:07:13 - I went to France once, it was pretty chill,
00:07:15 and then I wrote, furthermore, I have since lessened
00:07:18 my demands on proof of relationship
00:07:20 from over the pants hand job to Taylor and Travis
00:07:22 sitting next to each other watching a Netflix show
00:07:25 while they scroll through their phones,
00:07:26 only to tell the other person, are you even watching this
00:07:28 every 15 minutes until they go to bed?
00:07:30 So I'm not, I'm being reasonable.
00:07:32 That's all I wanna say.
00:07:34 - Listen, I am a Swifty, that's a well-known fact.
00:07:39 - Yeah, Swifty over Barstool, really sad.
00:07:41 - You didn't take a step back, you went into it.
00:07:46 No, it's not Swifty over Barstool,
00:07:48 because there's a lot of people at Barstool
00:07:50 who are Swifties and against you.
00:07:51 It's a civil war within.
00:07:53 - I mean, I've been there.
00:07:54 - Guess what?
00:07:55 I had a--
00:07:56 - Tough road to hoe, Dan.
00:07:57 - Well, I mean, Rico, you're a,
00:07:59 I did a little head count of my guys last night.
00:08:02 I have the Riders, I have the Minifans,
00:08:05 and I have Jerry's Army, which, by the way,
00:08:08 Jersey Jerry, through this entire thing,
00:08:10 has texted me almost every single hour
00:08:12 being like, unleash me, let me go.
00:08:14 And I'm like, no, Jerry, no.
00:08:16 - But if you think that army,
00:08:18 yeah, you can walk onto a battlefield with that army.
00:08:22 The over-under is 17 seconds before that army
00:08:25 just starts attacking each other.
00:08:27 That army has no chance of fighting in unison.
00:08:31 The Riders, the Minifans, and Jersey Jerry,
00:08:34 like that, everyone in your,
00:08:36 you know, if it's that old scene of Braveheart
00:08:38 where people are walking to the middle of the field,
00:08:40 your army would all be dead against each other
00:08:42 before you get to midfield.
00:08:43 Listen, I don't know, I'm not gonna turn on Taylor Swift.
00:08:46 I mean, I've been leading this Taylor Swift revolution now.
00:08:50 I got the Jackie--
00:08:50 - You kind of made her who she is.
00:08:53 - Nope, she's a superstar, and then the perverts and PMT
00:08:57 have to fucking turn this into a sex show,
00:09:00 and I'm getting dragged for it.
00:09:02 - I was really sad to see that you were demanding
00:09:05 an apology from me.
00:09:06 That's Davey Democrat at his worst.
00:09:08 Cancel culture, you and Rachel Ziegler
00:09:10 walking hand in hand going to Snow White.
00:09:12 It's sad, it's sad what it's become.
00:09:14 - No, listen, I think it went a little too far,
00:09:19 and I will say it's like PMT, you know,
00:09:23 they get to do their thing, that little studio,
00:09:25 if they wanna be sexual chauvinist pigs.
00:09:30 Like, we have other people, everyone's their own person.
00:09:32 That's what I was trying to say.
00:09:35 It's like everybody gets to have an opinion.
00:09:38 That's the beauty of it here.
00:09:40 I'm on the other side of the fence on this one.
00:09:42 - Yeah, the funniest--
00:09:44 - And hey, what kind of producer are you?
00:09:46 You just let it go?
00:09:47 At no point, you're like, oh, you guys are like,
00:09:50 basically, we're doing visual porn on Taylor Swift now?
00:09:54 - Yeah, I mean, I feel like this is the Sam Ponder situation
00:09:57 all over again.
00:09:58 I can't really be upset because I had the power to stop it,
00:10:01 and I let it get through.
00:10:03 - Dave, I have a question for you.
00:10:05 Hank said to me yesterday that he thought
00:10:07 that if Penn still owned us,
00:10:09 I'd have to release an apology.
00:10:10 Do you think I would?
00:10:11 That would be the funniest apology ever.
00:10:13 I don't even know what I would say.
00:10:14 - I do think if Penn was involved,
00:10:17 like, they would be very uneasy right now.
00:10:20 - But what would I even say?
00:10:21 What would I apologize for?
00:10:23 - Sorry for sexualizing Taylor Swift
00:10:27 and saying a woman can't be in a relationship
00:10:29 until you see 9,000 different sexual acts.
00:10:33 - That's what they would probably say.
00:10:36 Yeah, listen, I was disgusted by it,
00:10:38 but what are you gonna do?
00:10:40 Disgusting.
00:10:41 - The best was the original woman who interviewed Dave
00:10:47 way back in the day with the size six.
00:10:50 - Lisa Guerrero.
00:10:51 - She basically was like,
00:10:53 she basically was like talking like it was
00:10:56 Hitler and appeasement.
00:10:57 She's like, this is what happens when you don't stop
00:10:59 Dave Portnoy 10 years ago.
00:11:01 While mixing in the word bro like a thousand times.
00:11:04 Like every other word was when you don't stop bros early,
00:11:07 the bros will start out trying to bro each other.
00:11:10 And then you get like a bro off.
00:11:12 I said to Dan, Lisa Guerrero is one of the worst humans.
00:11:15 That inside edition interview I did was two hours.
00:11:20 They cut it to a second.
00:11:22 I would pay anything for that interview.
00:11:25 There's never been anybody who walked in.
00:11:27 I equate it to like,
00:11:29 I remember when I bet on James lights out Tony
00:11:31 against Roy Jones.
00:11:33 And like at the time lights out Tony was the big boxer.
00:11:36 He comes in and you don't know who Roy Jones really is.
00:11:39 And then Roy Jones killed him and Roy Jones goes on a run.
00:11:42 Like she was unprepared.
00:11:44 Like she had no idea.
00:11:45 She thought she's doing a quick little hit
00:11:47 for inside edition on a blackout party.
00:11:50 I was ready for war.
00:11:51 She had no context.
00:11:53 I just brutalized her in the interview
00:11:57 for two hours straight and it's gone.
00:11:59 The footage is gone.
00:12:00 I remember asking, do you know what this is in reference to?
00:12:02 The size six.
00:12:03 She had no idea.
00:12:04 She didn't even know what the blog was.
00:12:05 It was it, but it sucks.
00:12:07 It sucks when jokes get taken out of context.
00:12:10 Well, yeah, I mean, again, I don't know.
00:12:13 Like that joke, Hank, it just went on and on.
00:12:17 Like I was watching a clip.
00:12:18 I'm like, why are they going to stop with this?
00:12:20 If it was just, you know, quick joke.
00:12:22 - 45 seconds.
00:12:23 - Thought he was watching a full YouTube.
00:12:24 He's like, how'd they get the full YouTube on Twitter?
00:12:26 - On and on and on.
00:12:27 - I think it was 45 seconds of a two hour show.
00:12:30 - Like when you give this to finer Hank, like enough,
00:12:33 like, all right, we get it.
00:12:34 How many different sexual positions are we going to do here
00:12:37 with these two perverts?
00:12:39 (laughing)
00:12:40 Perverts.
00:12:42 - All right, well, I hope we can still do content
00:12:44 together, Dave.
00:12:45 - Yeah.
00:12:46 - I was saying it's an interesting dynamic.
00:12:47 We've walked into this room when you've been mad at me.
00:12:50 You've been mad at me.
00:12:51 The two of you mad at me together, me mad at you,
00:12:53 but I don't think you two have ever been mad at each other.
00:12:54 - Well, I think Rico thinks we're actually mad at each other.
00:12:58 - Well, to a degree.
00:13:00 - No, I'm not mad at you at all.
00:13:03 - It is one of the first times, like most of the time,
00:13:07 I'd say like 99%, I do something and then it trickles down
00:13:12 and everyone will say what I said and like, it's like,
00:13:15 Dan, or whoever.
00:13:17 - And I've always had your back.
00:13:18 - It's like they said what I said.
00:13:20 This time it was reversed and it's something near and dear
00:13:23 to my heart.
00:13:24 I'm like, that's crazy.
00:13:25 It is crazy.
00:13:26 I am getting lumped into like an anti-Swifty union here
00:13:30 because of the bros in there.
00:13:33 Perverts and PMTs.
00:13:34 - Did you see the theory that she went to the Jets game
00:13:39 to get, someone tweeted a whole long thread about,
00:13:43 now if you Google Taylor Swift and Jets, it comes up,
00:13:46 so it's not the Jets admission.
00:13:48 - Yeah, yep.
00:13:49 - That's true, that's genius by her.
00:13:51 You think it's gonna hurt you?
00:13:52 You potentially had a shot at a meet and greet, right?
00:13:54 Didn't her team like, they wanna meet you or?
00:13:56 - No, I mean, I was trying to get it.
00:14:00 No, I don't know.
00:14:01 I don't think it hurts anything.
00:14:02 Like I said, I'm being very vocal.
00:14:04 I can't control pervert VT or whatever you want,
00:14:09 pervert MT.
00:14:10 So they're entitled, they're grown men.
00:14:13 They get to say what they want.
00:14:15 I'm being very vocal that I'm disgusted.
00:14:19 Nobody wants mother sexualized like that.
00:14:21 So it sucks, but no, I'm being very,
00:14:24 listen, what are you gonna do?
00:14:25 People have disagreements.
00:14:26 Boys will be boys in that new studio.
00:14:29 (laughing)
00:14:31 - We're not even in the new studio.
00:14:32 - At no point, Hank, you're like,
00:14:36 oh, this is going on long.
00:14:37 - Listen, I think the tweeting it,
00:14:41 the tweeting it was where things really hit the fan.
00:14:43 I think if that, no one was gonna,
00:14:45 no one was gonna take that clip out
00:14:47 from the podcast themselves and put it out there, but.
00:14:50 - Well, trying to get eyeballs on the podcast.
00:14:53 - Yeah, no.
00:14:53 - We're not supposed to promote?
00:14:55 - Got a lot of eyeballs.
00:14:56 - Gaz says that you got to promote,
00:14:58 you got to tweet clips.
00:14:59 - That clip is gonna be the biggest clip.
00:15:02 That's gonna take every other social combined and beat them.
00:15:06 - Elon's gonna have to pay me a fat check
00:15:08 this next two weeks.
00:15:10 Yeah.
00:15:11 - I think that thing slowed down to be honest,
00:15:13 because I had some monster videos and I got like no money.
00:15:17 - Yeah.
00:15:17 - Yeah, they just gave everyone a big check to start
00:15:19 to be like, oh shit.
00:15:20 - Yeah, right.
00:15:21 - Like really fuck.
00:15:22 - And now it's gone.
00:15:22 - Yeah.
00:15:23 Okay.
00:15:25 Well, yeah, I hope we can find a way forward, Dave.
00:15:29 - I mean, I respect women, Dan.
00:15:30 - Yeah, you do.
00:15:31 Yeah, Dave Blum.
00:15:32 - No, I said you.
00:15:33 - What?
00:15:34 - I said you, respect women.
00:15:36 - Oh, you, yeah, I know you do.
00:15:38 - I'm giving you advice, life advice, respect women.
00:15:40 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:41 What about, Travis Kelsey was in this hypothetical as well.
00:15:44 - Yeah.
00:15:50 No, I don't care about Travis Kelsey.
00:15:52 - Okay, okay, okay.
00:15:53 I think I'm going on the Taylor Watch next week
00:15:57 when I'm in New York for Surviving Barstool.
00:16:00 They've invited me.
00:16:00 Yeah, we'll have a nice discussion.
00:16:02 - I'm part of that.
00:16:03 - Are you, you're on that show?
00:16:05 - I'm part of the Taylor Watch, yes.
00:16:07 - Okay, okay, yeah, they banned me
00:16:09 and then I was able to secure an invite.
00:16:11 So the band didn't really,
00:16:13 I don't know how long the band lasted for.
00:16:15 Okay.
00:16:19 - It's just, you haven't, you know,
00:16:20 you don't seem remorseful, if we're being honest.
00:16:24 - Yeah, no, I'm not, about a joke.
00:16:26 - Right, that's, so it's tough to, you know,
00:16:28 men fences when you're still out there breaking them.
00:16:32 - I should have come with my old TBT jersey, ready for war.
00:16:36 (laughing)
00:16:37 - It's the war jacket.
00:16:38 - War jacket.
00:16:39 All right, maybe we should have to go back to blogging.
00:16:42 - Oh, okay.
00:16:43 - Put them on blog now, work his way back.
00:16:45 - Rico's passing me.
00:16:47 - Not saying that.
00:16:48 - Yeah, healthy debate is crushing right now.
00:16:50 - You don't want to lose the locker room.
00:16:52 - Bosco's kicking ass.
00:16:54 - Doing well.
00:16:55 - What else we got?
00:16:56 - Should hit 50 today.
00:16:57 - Should we have a quick discussion right now
00:16:59 in this room between the three of us
00:17:00 and maybe Hank as well?
00:17:02 Will there be any sort of like,
00:17:06 rider's alliance when it comes to
00:17:09 surviving Barstool next week?
00:17:10 - Maybe, I think you lost one.
00:17:12 - Well, it's a rider, I'm a rider to you.
00:17:16 - Yeah, I thought Dave--
00:17:17 - I'm not a rider.
00:17:18 - You've said forever you're a rider.
00:17:19 All right, fine, you're not, yeah, so--
00:17:21 - What are you talking about?
00:17:21 I've said I'm not, I used to ride.
00:17:24 Then you tried to murder somebody.
00:17:26 Then you harassed a wife and I stopped riding.
00:17:27 - Right.
00:17:28 I agree, bad things should be punished.
00:17:32 I mean, everyone's equal.
00:17:33 Let's get this guy on a blog count.
00:17:37 - Yeah, get me on a blog count.
00:17:40 - But he's just gonna blog about how he's not, sorry.
00:17:42 (laughing)
00:17:43 - Carry the bag.
00:17:45 You gotta carry the pads every once in a while.
00:17:47 - Sorry.
00:17:48 Yeah, I mean, we'll see if it dies down.
00:17:51 I was trending for a while there.
00:17:53 People demanding a lot of things from me, including Dave.
00:17:56 - Well, I'm getting dragged.
00:18:00 My mentions, I was on all day,
00:18:03 defending myself in the Swifties.
00:18:05 - It's tough, it's a tough spot.
00:18:07 I apologize for putting you in that spot.
00:18:09 - Yeah, I was in a very tough spot.
00:18:11 - Yeah, all right, what else we got?
00:18:13 - Well, what do you think about the numbers, Dave?
00:18:14 You put a weak goal, we're like two days in.
00:18:17 - Well, yeah, I'm happy.
00:18:19 You know there's a cap, right?
00:18:21 - Yeah, no, I was just about to ask that.
00:18:22 - I don't know if he knows that.
00:18:24 - No, but it's, I didn't, yes.
00:18:26 I do know that there should be a cap.
00:18:29 - Are you sure you got it?
00:18:30 For people who don't know, Healthy Debates, Dave--
00:18:32 - I said there was a cap in the original thing.
00:18:34 - Yeah, Dave made a deal with Jet Ski,
00:18:37 who's a great producer for Healthy Debates.
00:18:39 - I said 50,000 was the cap, 50,000 new.
00:18:44 - That will be his--
00:18:45 - 50,000 new?
00:18:47 - Yes.
00:18:48 - So it can go up to 70.
00:18:50 - It started at 15, right?
00:18:52 - Started at 20.
00:18:53 - When he gave it-- - 20.
00:18:54 - So it can go up to--
00:18:54 - You said we had a hit 50.
00:18:56 We were thinking about--
00:18:59 - No. - It sounds like
00:18:59 you don't gut it.
00:19:00 - No, we don't because--
00:19:01 - No, he definitely don't gut it.
00:19:02 - It got convoluted a few different times.
00:19:04 I also got Meek Phil typing out the tweet.
00:19:05 - Because you're very dumb, because you're a dummy,
00:19:07 you don't gut it.
00:19:08 - It was very clear.
00:19:10 For every thousand subscribers he gets,
00:19:14 he gets a thousand bucks, capped at 50,000.
00:19:17 - Oh.
00:19:19 - Okay.
00:19:19 - So he's not losing it if he doesn't hit a number.
00:19:23 - Got it.
00:19:24 - Everything's in the bank.
00:19:25 But if he gets 100,000, he only gets 50,000.
00:19:27 - Got it.
00:19:28 I wasn't the only one who didn't understand that.
00:19:30 We thought it might have started at 50.
00:19:32 - Well, I mean, let's be honest,
00:19:33 look around that room, Healthy Debates.
00:19:35 - Hey, hold on.
00:19:35 - Try to die guys, I don't need the smartest guys,
00:19:38 I just need the best linemen.
00:19:39 - It's not a nuclear science conference.
00:19:40 - I just need the best linemen.
00:19:41 And you put, yeah.
00:19:42 - Sorry.
00:19:43 - You got it now?
00:19:44 - I got it now, yeah.
00:19:45 - So it's been awesome for you.
00:19:46 - It's been great.
00:19:47 Go to war for your guys.
00:19:48 - Dave, Dave.
00:19:48 - Be a team player.
00:19:49 - Dave put some juice behind Healthy Debates.
00:19:51 - He has, yeah, he has.
00:19:52 I saw somebody today, they go,
00:19:53 how many views you think you'd have if you didn't have Dave?
00:19:55 I said 47.
00:19:56 - Yeah, dude, does that, has that gone in your head at all?
00:20:00 - How would it go in my head?
00:20:01 - No, I'm saying like the fact that Dave,
00:20:03 - No, because.
00:20:04 - 'Cause it's Jetski getting paid, not you.
00:20:07 - Yeah, well I'll leave.
00:20:07 - And also, at some point he could be like,
00:20:09 well, you would have no subscribers without me.
00:20:13 - Do you think that's true?
00:20:14 - He increased the show production 100 times.
00:20:17 - I know, it's great.
00:20:18 - 100%.
00:20:18 - I'm excited.
00:20:19 - From two to four, so.
00:20:20 - Healthy Debate is my new favorite show.
00:20:21 It's the fastest growing show at Barstool.
00:20:22 - Right now I'm,
00:20:23 - That's a fact.
00:20:24 - Right, all I used to do was be like,
00:20:25 give me the ball.
00:20:26 I used to steal it from my own guys.
00:20:27 Now I'm fucking leading the league in assists.
00:20:30 You just, it's like a fastball and a curveball.
00:20:32 Now I got multiple pitches.
00:20:32 - And you didn't even steal it.
00:20:33 You didn't even steal it.
00:20:35 You put a gun in the back of that shoe.
00:20:36 - Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah.
00:20:37 Walking down the court, you're like,
00:20:38 I'm dead and you pick it up.
00:20:40 - What happened?
00:20:41 Roll out my knee, no I got blasted in the head
00:20:43 like fucking JFK.
00:20:44 Yeah, I know what I was doing.
00:20:45 But now I lead the league in assists.
00:20:47 So when it comes time for me to get my points
00:20:49 down the end of the road, yeah.
00:20:50 - You hope that people are like,
00:20:51 hey, spread some balls.
00:20:52 - Exactly, you would think a guy buying
00:20:54 42 million dollar houses,
00:20:55 housing more fucking migrants than Eric Adams
00:20:58 with gas, I love Elio, but Elio,
00:21:00 you can have people living there
00:21:01 like the fucking shelters in Brooklyn.
00:21:03 You got 42 million for a house,
00:21:06 you better take care of your guys
00:21:07 than when they're producing.
00:21:08 - Sweet.
00:21:09 - And they're on the road to recovery, drug free.
00:21:10 For 12 months.
00:21:12 - I think the question was,
00:21:13 are you worried at all that he's paying Jetski
00:21:16 and not you?
00:21:17 - We're gonna take you to the bank.
00:21:18 - It seemed like that was a roundabout way.
00:21:20 Let me say this.
00:21:21 - Yeah, that was a roundabout way of being like,
00:21:22 I am mad that Jetski's getting money.
00:21:24 - Absolutely not.
00:21:24 When my time comes, negotiations are gonna be
00:21:27 in my favor now.
00:21:28 - Oh no.
00:21:29 - Well, the other way to look at it
00:21:34 is your show is very expensive to produce.
00:21:38 - Oh no.
00:21:39 - Hank, cut down fucking production costs then,
00:21:41 if you're, well, how do you do that?
00:21:44 Like you have, you need those three guys in the booth
00:21:48 and they're gonna come knock and they're gonna say,
00:21:50 we can't live on what we got.
00:21:51 Do you want the money or you want your guys to have the money?
00:21:54 - Right now, I wanna lead the league in assists.
00:21:56 Please cut this if my wife is watching,
00:21:58 but yeah, we'll lead the league in assists.
00:22:01 But--
00:22:03 - So you want the other guys to get the money first.
00:22:05 - But at some point--
00:22:06 - Yeah, January, like, no, no, no.
00:22:09 January's right around the corner.
00:22:11 We don't like, I'm not going in at another vet minimum
00:22:14 for next year.
00:22:14 Like, yeah, I'll be honest about that.
00:22:16 But yeah, I want my guys, I want it all, I want it all.
00:22:18 - You're not currently Hank Warren.
00:22:20 You're not currently on, you've never been on a vet minimum.
00:22:24 You've been overpaid from the beginning.
00:22:26 You're starting to get finally to the point
00:22:28 where I can look at your salary and not throw up
00:22:31 that I'm just blowing out the window.
00:22:33 - There were also a lot of years I didn't get paid,
00:22:35 back pay.
00:22:37 - What?
00:22:38 - This show is still cranking out five ads in the beginning.
00:22:42 And I was getting envelopes from--
00:22:43 - You have four people on this show.
00:22:48 They like volunteered.
00:22:51 They saw it emerging.
00:22:53 Just like when I called in to pick them.
00:22:56 - So you're not mad that--
00:22:59 - No, I'm not mad.
00:23:00 - Okay.
00:23:01 - But when the time comes--
00:23:01 - Everybody, when the time comes next month--
00:23:03 - He's gonna have, ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun.
00:23:06 Rico's got the gun now, Dave.
00:23:08 - Yeah.
00:23:09 - So when you walk into Rico's office
00:23:12 in New York headquarters--
00:23:13 - What if he does a, so if he does like a walkout,
00:23:18 would I just have to go run healthy debate?
00:23:20 Like a scab, cross the picket line?
00:23:23 I'm not walking out, I'm doing well.
00:23:25 Good, hasn't been a walkout in nine months.
00:23:28 - But now he's got all the power.
00:23:33 - Again, we start from a place--
00:23:34 - I'm just saying, you tell a guy,
00:23:35 carry the bags, fucking, you know.
00:23:37 - Just win surviving Rico, you can solve all these problems.
00:23:40 - Trying.
00:23:41 They tacked fucking his guy, fucking.
00:23:43 - I'll walk, I'll be lucky, I'll walk away with 15 bucks
00:23:45 if I win that thing.
00:23:46 - What?
00:23:48 - Oh, Eric Adams?
00:23:49 - No, Joey B, Joey B hates money.
00:23:52 Hundred grand, hundred dollars.
00:23:55 - Yeah, he's gonna take it right out of your pocket.
00:23:57 - Right out.
00:23:58 - Taxes?
00:23:59 - Target taxes.
00:24:00 - Yeah, that's why I gotta get to Florida.
00:24:02 - Hey, is that an invite?
00:24:04 - No.
00:24:05 (laughing)
00:24:06 - Said you're building your crew.
00:24:08 - He said that like three years ago.
00:24:12 - Okay.
00:24:13 - Yeah, that was long before.
00:24:14 I mean, I'm coming back, I'm doing stuff.
00:24:16 - All right, fair enough, just saying.
00:24:18 - Okay, well, I'm excited now because now, Rico,
00:24:20 feels like you're building something back.
00:24:22 - Yeah.
00:24:24 - Building stronger together.
00:24:25 - Yeah, listen, that's a great base you got with subscribers.
00:24:31 It's hard to grow YouTube subscribers.
00:24:33 - Yes.
00:24:34 - Right.
00:24:35 - Yes, and Jet Ski deserves a raise.
00:24:37 - Yes.
00:24:38 - And so do you.
00:24:39 - He's killing it, yeah.
00:24:39 Everybody, Phil's chugging milk.
00:24:40 - No.
00:24:41 - Dukes.
00:24:42 - No, I'm not being, I won't say it.
00:24:46 I want everyone to be positive.
00:24:47 - Well, go ahead, you might as well just unlock the depression.
00:24:50 - You don't deserve a raise, you don't deserve a raise.
00:24:51 - All right, right, here we go.
00:24:52 - You don't deserve a raise.
00:24:53 - I mean.
00:24:54 - Not yet, you don't.
00:24:55 Jet Ski deserved a raise.
00:24:58 - Right.
00:24:59 - Yeah, but you're a number one assist man.
00:25:01 - That's fine.
00:25:04 - Yeah, I mean, generally.
00:25:04 - Steve Nash won two MVPs.
00:25:06 - You look at the league.
00:25:07 You look at the league, I don't care what league,
00:25:10 the guy's scoring the buckets.
00:25:12 You know, he's the guy who gets paid.
00:25:13 He's calling him an assist man, so it's like, that's.
00:25:15 - I'll have a PowerPoint with some of your scorers.
00:25:18 (laughing)
00:25:20 And we'll see where I compare.
00:25:21 - What?
00:25:22 - I will have my PowerPoint.
00:25:24 - Oh, with some of his top scorers?
00:25:27 Or bottom scorers?
00:25:28 - Yeah.
00:25:29 We're going down the road of depression.
00:25:31 - He's clean.
00:25:34 - You said don't count, but I always do still,
00:25:36 if I have to bring out the PowerPoint,
00:25:38 I will bring out the PowerPoint and present my case.
00:25:42 - You get an Excel sheet with some dust on it,
00:25:43 but you can open it back up.
00:25:44 - I think you just got threatened with a PowerPoint, Dave.
00:25:47 - It sounded that way.
00:25:48 - Don't make him do the PowerPoint.
00:25:51 - No.
00:25:52 A guy who's got to backdoor his way
00:25:54 into Michigan via his sister, he can't handle PowerPoints.
00:25:58 So I'm hoping that's going to make his head spin
00:26:00 and he'll just be like, you know what?
00:26:02 Here's a check.
00:26:03 Thank you very much.
00:26:04 Come live in my house like the rest of my migrants,
00:26:06 Eric Adams.
00:26:07 - This is so good.
00:26:09 'Cause Rico was like, right before we started picking him,
00:26:12 he was pumped.
00:26:13 He's like, this is going to be fun.
00:26:14 - Yeah, nah, I turned it on.
00:26:16 - You just started just--
00:26:17 - I haven't turned on his Pledge Master Dan,
00:26:19 his pervert Dan.
00:26:20 - I haven't done it.
00:26:22 He's just been spewing.
00:26:23 Rico, I didn't even do anything to wind him up this time.
00:26:26 Last week, yeah, that was my fault.
00:26:27 - No, you did, you did.
00:26:29 You were like, are you worried about
00:26:31 Jessie getting all the money?
00:26:32 - Well, yeah, because you also know
00:26:36 that that's part of what your deal was,
00:26:38 is putting Rico in that position.
00:26:40 - I'm just trying to pay the guy
00:26:42 behind the glass M subscribers.
00:26:44 So, you know, a year down the road,
00:26:47 we can have a real conversation about a race.
00:26:49 - Yeah.
00:26:49 ♪ 'Cause you had a bad day ♪
00:26:55 ♪ Take it on down ♪
00:26:57 ♪ Sing a sad song, just turn it around ♪
00:27:00 ♪ They don't know ♪
00:27:03 - It's all right.
00:27:04 Me and Daniel in the shower again.
00:27:07 - Who?
00:27:07 - Daniel Powder, he sings it.
00:27:09 - Daniel Powder?
00:27:11 - That's who sings it.
00:27:12 - Oh.
00:27:13 - P-O-W-T-E-R.
00:27:15 Listen to it many times.
00:27:17 - I'm pumped for Rico.
00:27:18 The only thing, like, selfishly,
00:27:20 I'm a little sad because I think
00:27:21 Healthy Debate's growing to a point
00:27:23 where I had to actually come to grips with this myself.
00:27:26 Whereas, like, Healthy Debate's growing so much
00:27:27 he might not want to move to Chicago anymore,
00:27:29 which sucks 'cause I like being around Rico.
00:27:31 - Yeah, he's got his misfit crew behind the glass there
00:27:34 that really make that show tick.
00:27:37 - Yeah, so I am, like, I shouldn't,
00:27:41 I'm trying to suppress the feeling of being sad about that
00:27:45 because ultimately I want Rico to be happy.
00:27:48 - I'm just happily pretending I don't know how much
00:27:52 Dugues and Meek Phil make because it can't be more
00:27:54 than a buck 50 between the two of them.
00:27:56 So I don't even want to know that
00:27:59 because I know that show's gonna get,
00:28:00 if it keeps doing well, those fucking morons
00:28:03 behind the glass are gonna have to be compensated somehow.
00:28:07 - More assists.
00:28:08 - Some would say you're paying probably 50 million
00:28:12 in salaries for a pervert show.
00:28:14 So like, what's two for the number one debate show
00:28:18 in the country? - 50 million?
00:28:20 - Drive Time Radio.
00:28:21 - Dude.
00:28:22 - It is, right?
00:28:23 That's a good one. - They were paying a lot
00:28:24 for a pervert show.
00:28:26 - What?
00:28:27 Well, you said it's a pervert show.
00:28:28 - We were paying a lot for a pervert show.
00:28:29 - Paying a lot for a pervert show.
00:28:30 What's a mil for my guys?
00:28:32 Five mil, divided. - A mil?
00:28:34 - Divided. - Oh no.
00:28:35 - Five mil?
00:28:37 - Five guys.
00:28:38 - Five mil, a mil each?
00:28:40 - You're getting 50 million to fucking--
00:28:41 - I'm not getting 50 million.
00:28:42 - Doing live sex shows, fucking weirdo.
00:28:45 (laughing)
00:28:46 - Sounds like I lost the riders.
00:28:47 - No, but when we need to negotiate,
00:28:49 we will stab you in the back.
00:28:51 - Yeah, right, okay, no.
00:28:52 And I expect nothing different.
00:28:53 - You know that, though.
00:28:54 - Yeah, exactly. - No, I expect nothing different.
00:28:55 - You know that, you're still my guy.
00:28:56 - I told Rico-- - Now he's threatening
00:28:58 my livelihood.
00:28:58 - For Surviving Barstool, I was like,
00:29:01 I know you're gonna stab me in the back
00:29:02 and I'm totally fine with it.
00:29:04 Just let me know that I'm, you know, let me know.
00:29:07 That's fine, 'cause this Surviving Barstool's
00:29:10 gonna be great, but there's some guys
00:29:12 that are gonna do stuff that are gonna be--
00:29:14 - Rico. - Yeah.
00:29:15 - The Dog, Jerry, Gaz.
00:29:19 - Jay. - There's people who will,
00:29:20 yeah, murder for 100 grand, so just--
00:29:23 - And I'm cool with it. - Be prepared.
00:29:25 - Yeah, I'm not gonna take offense to it,
00:29:27 so I'm cool, I'm almost giving you permission
00:29:30 to stab me in the back, no problem.
00:29:32 I expect it and I hope you win the money,
00:29:35 'cause that would solve a lot.
00:29:37 - Yeah, then I don't have to get paid, yeah.
00:29:39 - You just pass it-- - You act like
00:29:41 you're on welfare stamps, that's crazy.
00:29:43 - I do not act like that, I absolutely do not.
00:29:48 - You said carry the bags at practice,
00:29:50 take some charges, dish the ball.
00:29:53 I've been doing that.
00:29:55 - That's a fact, okay, should we talk some games
00:29:58 and gambling, 'cause it is a gambling show.
00:30:01 - And that's been the coaching for 10 years,
00:30:03 so then when time comes, you face the actual
00:30:07 day of reckoning and it doesn't come out,
00:30:10 like your whole belief system fucks you.
00:30:13 - I don't know what you're saying right now.
00:30:15 - Never mind, I went too deep.
00:30:18 (laughing)
00:30:20 For 10 years he's been saying build something,
00:30:21 do this, carry the bags, change, don't be a miserable fuck.
00:30:25 When you get to that point and then it's time to--
00:30:29 - Quick, quick, quick question,
00:30:30 I was zoning out a little bit there for,
00:30:32 how long has Healthy Debate been airing on--
00:30:35 - That's the thing, I'm not, now it's gonna get
00:30:36 like I'm getting ahead of my sales.
00:30:39 - It seems like you are.
00:30:40 - As a matter of fact-- - I think it's skins,
00:30:43 not sales, but that's all fair.
00:30:46 I think what you always gotta remember
00:30:49 is I've always been fair and rational with you,
00:30:51 you've been the crazy one.
00:30:52 And I will continue to be fair and rational with you.
00:30:56 - I would say misunderstood, but yeah, that's fair.
00:30:59 Not crazy, misunderstood.
00:31:03 - He's misunderstood.
00:31:05 - You weren't crazy when you threw the high noon can
00:31:08 at Big T or was harassing Con's wife?
00:31:11 That's misunderstood?
00:31:12 - That's misunderstood.
00:31:13 - A long period of misunderstanding leads to craziness, yes.
00:31:17 Not denying that craziness, but again--
00:31:20 - Crazily misunderstood.
00:31:21 - Drugs.
00:31:22 You're a big fan of Jersey Jerry recovery,
00:31:26 I'm not getting any chips from you.
00:31:27 Doesn't seem like you're applauding my recovery.
00:31:31 Another day sober, like it's just, hey,
00:31:32 it's another day sober. - I'm helping you.
00:31:34 - Yes, it's another day sober for me.
00:31:35 - I don't, I'm not a light switch guy, like--
00:31:38 - Well, not anymore. - Decades of destruction
00:31:41 and murder. (laughing)
00:31:43 - What'd he say?
00:31:44 - Not anymore. - Not anymore.
00:31:46 - Destruction, despair, all that stuff.
00:31:50 It takes a little time to rebuild.
00:31:52 - Fair enough. - All right, let's go.
00:31:53 Let's go football. - Yeah, let's go football.
00:31:54 - Let's talk football.
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00:32:41 Okay, let's talk some games, boys.
00:32:43 Well, let's first go records.
00:32:45 It's bad, it's bad. - It's horrible.
00:32:46 It's horrible.
00:32:47 - I'm having such a bad season, and it's so frustrating,
00:32:50 'cause I feel like I'm just a second away from popping off
00:32:54 and getting a big week going, but I can't do it.
00:32:58 Dave, you went seven and 10 last week.
00:33:00 You're sitting at 52.9%.
00:33:02 That's nice.
00:33:03 I went 17, 23, and three.
00:33:06 I'm sitting at 43.8%.
00:33:08 That's not nice.
00:33:09 Rico, you went five, seven, and one, 30, 40, and two, 42.8%.
00:33:14 The Mortalloc, Tulane, what happened?
00:33:20 That was halftime and full game.
00:33:21 - Yeah, they spotted on the points.
00:33:23 They won by 12, fumble on the goal line going in.
00:33:26 They were the better team, but didn't cover,
00:33:28 so that gets you nothing.
00:33:30 It's a loss, another loss.
00:33:31 It's just what it is.
00:33:32 Can't put it together.
00:33:33 Thought I had, maybe, that would have been
00:33:35 two weeks in a row.
00:33:36 All right, we're building, we're getting out of the basement.
00:33:38 Just can't get it done.
00:33:39 Spotted UAB, too many points.
00:33:41 - What's the units at?
00:33:42 Minus what?
00:33:45 - What was it?
00:33:46 It's close.
00:33:48 17, 20-ish.
00:33:51 - So we're on Burger Watch.
00:33:52 - Yeah, it's bad.
00:33:53 - We're on Burger Watch.
00:33:54 I don't wanna see you go back to Burger Land.
00:33:57 - Gotta figure it out.
00:33:58 - In terms of the college football landscape,
00:34:01 Dave, I do think Michigan's the best team
00:34:02 in the country right now.
00:34:03 - Oh, all on that one Nebraska game.
00:34:07 - Listen, I'm a fair guy.
00:34:09 I know Georgia struggled.
00:34:10 It's tough for me to put Michigan ahead of Georgia,
00:34:13 seeing what Georgia did to Michigan.
00:34:15 Still, I know different teams.
00:34:16 And until Georgia loses,
00:34:18 I just can't put Michigan ahead of them.
00:34:20 - Yeah, the reason I say that is the,
00:34:23 if you went on resumes, blind resumes,
00:34:26 Texas is probably number one in my book,
00:34:29 followed by Florida State and possibly Ohio State
00:34:34 'cause of the wins they've had on the road.
00:34:37 But in terms of what Michigan's done defensively,
00:34:42 no team has run a play inside of Michigan's 10-yard line.
00:34:46 They're getting a three and out 45% of the time.
00:34:49 So they're just absolutely smoking teams
00:34:53 and making it look like it's not even,
00:34:55 I mean, we went to Lincoln on Saturday.
00:34:57 It was depressing.
00:34:58 It was depressing.
00:34:59 - It was over in a heart beat.
00:35:01 - It was instant.
00:35:02 By the way, Dave, that first touchdown catch,
00:35:05 'cause we were sitting in the farther end zone,
00:35:06 that was one of the best catches of all time.
00:35:09 - Yeah, unbelievable.
00:35:09 - I saw that replay and I was like, "Holy fuck."
00:35:11 - Unbelievable.
00:35:12 - He caught it from behind his back.
00:35:14 So yeah, no, I think Michigan's very, very good.
00:35:18 I also told you, Dave,
00:35:20 I know that it probably is still a long shot,
00:35:22 but I feel like Sam Hartman, that drive against Duke.
00:35:25 - Yeah, but it was such a low scoring game.
00:35:29 And you got other guys out here like Kel Williams
00:35:31 and whatnot, video game numbers.
00:35:33 - Yeah, I brought that up on Pick Central
00:35:35 and they kind of shot it down.
00:35:36 I didn't think his was dead because he's gonna go head
00:35:39 to head with Caleb Williams.
00:35:40 - Right.
00:35:41 And if Caleb Williams catches a couple losses--
00:35:43 - It's on life support, but he's got a shot.
00:35:45 - And then you got Michael Penix and Bo Nix
00:35:48 have to go head to head.
00:35:49 And I told Dave too, the media,
00:35:54 'cause Heisman is voted by the media,
00:35:57 they love storylines, they love Notre Dame,
00:36:00 him waiting for Riley Leonard to check on him after
00:36:04 was such a Heisman moment, even though it wasn't in the game.
00:36:08 And that fourth down run was a Heisman moment.
00:36:10 That was an insane run.
00:36:12 - There's one guy too, I think,
00:36:13 if you're looking at the Heismans, Dylan Gabriel at 20 to one.
00:36:16 If he beats yours this week, yeah,
00:36:18 and then the rest of their schedule's not that bad.
00:36:20 - I mean, Florida State still hasn't lost.
00:36:22 - Florida State has not lost.
00:36:23 - Yeah, I'm just giving, I think people know, yeah.
00:36:26 He's at 16, that's still a good bet, you're right.
00:36:28 Dylan Gabriel at 20, yeah, there's a lot of value out there.
00:36:32 - Yeah, I'm just saying, I don't think it's as dead
00:36:33 as you think it is, Dave.
00:36:35 - Especially if he just goes berserk against Caleb Williams.
00:36:38 - If he goes berserk against Caleb Williams,
00:36:40 Notre Dame has one loss.
00:36:42 - I mean, he hasn't gone berserk.
00:36:44 - No, he has not.
00:36:45 - That's my problem, is he didn't go berserk
00:36:47 against Ohio State, and he didn't go berserk against Duke,
00:36:49 so it's like, all right,
00:36:51 they're not winning because of offense.
00:36:53 - He's got another nighttime game this week,
00:36:55 primetime game that everyone's gonna be watching,
00:36:57 so yeah, I don't know, I'm not writing it off yet.
00:37:01 Okay, games this week, pretty good slate.
00:37:05 We got the Red River Shootout starting things off,
00:37:09 so we'll start there.
00:37:10 - Do you think, big picture too, I guess,
00:37:13 have you been disappointed in the sense
00:37:15 that it hasn't been a full day strung together
00:37:19 of great games?
00:37:20 Into like the really big, you know the ones,
00:37:22 the Saturdays where we have where it's like,
00:37:23 holy shit, 12 o'clock, 3.30, ranked, 7 o'clock,
00:37:26 like run, run, run, it's been a good 12,
00:37:29 maybe a good seven, or just a good seven,
00:37:31 one good three, it hasn't been the chaotic day yet
00:37:34 all the way through, you know what I mean?
00:37:36 It's just a little disappointing from a viewing aspect.
00:37:39 - Yeah, I mean, I just bet on every game.
00:37:40 - Yeah, fair enough, so that'll get your juices flowing,
00:37:43 I'm just saying.
00:37:43 - Yeah, I've had 200 plays already.
00:37:46 - All right, yeah, fair enough.
00:37:47 - In five weeks, so yeah, every day is chaotic.
00:37:50 - I'm just saying, fair enough.
00:37:51 - Yeah, no, I'm being honest, yeah,
00:37:53 I know what you're saying.
00:37:54 There has not been that like incredible,
00:37:56 I mean, LSU Ole Miss was awesome,
00:37:58 but yeah, you're right, there hasn't been the day
00:38:00 where it's all the upsets, all the chaos,
00:38:02 but again, when you bet every game, it's always chaos.
00:38:05 - Where they show that graphic in the third quarter
00:38:07 of the late game, and it's like top 10,
00:38:09 and it's just like, here we go, yeah.
00:38:12 - No, you're right.
00:38:13 All right, Oklahoma, Texas, Red River rivalry,
00:38:16 big game, awesome game, what was that face, Dave?
00:38:21 - I don't know if I got hit by lightning.
00:38:23 - What do you mean?
00:38:25 Oh, in this game?
00:38:26 Oh, so now you're thinking Texas?
00:38:28 - When you said it, I think I may have got hit by lightning.
00:38:30 - You're thinking Texas now?
00:38:32 - Yeah.
00:38:33 - Oh, I saw that. - I had Oklahoma as a win.
00:38:35 - I saw that face, that was a lightning strike.
00:38:40 - Yeah, I just got hit by lightning, Texas.
00:38:43 - It is Texas minus six and a half, over under 60 and a half.
00:38:46 Wow, we saw that live.
00:38:49 It looked like he got actually struck by lightning.
00:38:51 - I don't love it, but I mean, I'm leaning,
00:38:54 I'm leaning Oklahoma.
00:38:55 - You're not even gonna address the lightning strike, Rico?
00:38:58 - The lightning strike was, he just--
00:38:59 - That I mentioned Oklahoma.
00:39:01 - No, he really got hit by lightning?
00:39:03 - You don't-- - Yes, he got hit
00:39:03 by lightning just now.
00:39:05 - He don't got it, he never got it.
00:39:06 - He don't got it, you don't know what
00:39:08 that lightning strike is.
00:39:09 You don't understand.
00:39:11 - I mentioned it to him, and then he bets against me, yes.
00:39:14 - He's never been hit by lightning.
00:39:16 - Never.
00:39:17 - He's never been hit by lightning.
00:39:18 - I say something, his brain doesn't have enough electricity
00:39:20 to attract the lightning.
00:39:21 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, back door, yeah, yeah, okay.
00:39:24 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't got it,
00:39:25 explain the lightning to us.
00:39:27 - I'm gonna be a nursing student,
00:39:29 and then he just back door you away in there, fuck.
00:39:31 (laughing)
00:39:34 Jackass, you never want, you took a seat away
00:39:36 from a fucking innocent nurse.
00:39:38 You think I forget that?
00:39:40 You had no intention to go into the nursing program,
00:39:42 admit that on camera, you fucking rat.
00:39:45 Yeah, I like Oklahoma in this game, but I don't love it.
00:39:48 - But that is so, you don't know what the lightning is.
00:39:50 - I mentioned lightning, he hears it,
00:39:52 he immediately flips his bet, he immediately flips his bet.
00:39:56 Yes, I get it, I get the whole thing.
00:39:58 It hasn't worked out for him, he didn't say BYU was pesky.
00:40:02 BYU won the game outright, fucking.
00:40:03 - No, no, no, he doesn't got it.
00:40:04 - Go ahead, explain lightning.
00:40:05 - He doesn't got it.
00:40:06 - Explain lightning.
00:40:07 - As hard as it may be to believe for you, Rico.
00:40:11 As hard as it may believe,
00:40:12 because I know you can't fathom a world,
00:40:15 this has nothing to do with it.
00:40:17 - Oh, okay, all right, fair enough.
00:40:18 - Zero, that's why you don't got it.
00:40:20 - Got it, go ahead.
00:40:21 - Lightning strikes, and this is something
00:40:23 that Dave's been talking about for years,
00:40:25 but every gambler knows this.
00:40:27 You go into a week and you have in your head
00:40:31 a guaranteed win.
00:40:32 You're like, okay, this is a guaranteed win.
00:40:35 I had that with, it ended up being a push,
00:40:38 but for the entire season, I was like,
00:40:40 Ohio State, guaranteed win against Notre Dame,
00:40:43 can't wait to bet it, and at the last second,
00:40:45 I was like, wait, what the fuck, why do I think this?
00:40:48 Dave has been thinking all week,
00:40:50 Oklahoma is literally, don't even have to worry about it.
00:40:53 - In the win column.
00:40:54 - Yeah, put it in, win, no problem.
00:40:57 - That's crazy, you can go back and forth,
00:40:59 they may win, Dan said the game,
00:41:01 I literally made a face because I got hit by lightning.
00:41:04 I'm like, oh my God, I'm wrong, and it's Texas.
00:41:07 And by the way, I think I'm like 13 and,
00:41:08 I've documented my lightning picks,
00:41:10 and I've never lost 13-0 Texas.
00:41:13 - So literally has nothing to do with you.
00:41:14 - Okay, I thought, I did mention Dylan Gabriel.
00:41:16 - No, I know, I know, because every,
00:41:18 you assume the entire world revolves around you
00:41:22 at all times. - Got it, right.
00:41:24 Got it.
00:41:26 - I don't think you got it still.
00:41:30 - I got it, he got hit by lightning.
00:41:33 It's a shame it wasn't literal.
00:41:36 - There was a second--
00:41:36 - Yeah, Oklahoma, plus the six and a half.
00:41:38 - There was a second there where Rico was like,
00:41:39 wait, he literally got hit by lightning?
00:41:41 - I had to check.
00:41:42 (laughing)
00:41:44 I thought he meant his house.
00:41:46 And then he just had this face for this,
00:41:48 for like five minutes, when we're like,
00:41:49 you don't got it, he's like, I got it.
00:41:51 - I got it.
00:41:53 - You got it, all right, Oklahoma plus six and a half.
00:41:56 - Okay, so Dave--
00:41:57 - Oh, yes, though, that does help.
00:41:59 - So Dave, you got Texas lightning strike?
00:42:03 - Yes.
00:42:05 - I can see where your lightning strike's coming from,
00:42:09 'cause I've had the same thought
00:42:11 that Oklahoma's gonna be easy.
00:42:14 I'm gonna take the over 60 and a half,
00:42:15 that's a principle play, Red River shootout.
00:42:18 - I like the over, too, but--
00:42:19 - Red River rivalry, have to take the over.
00:42:21 I'll take Oklahoma as well, though now I'm nervous,
00:42:25 because the lightning strike is real.
00:42:27 That's a real thing that happens.
00:42:29 Fuck, okay, next game.
00:42:32 Mizzou, LSU, LSU at Mizzou, ranked game.
00:42:37 What did you give that face?
00:42:38 - I didn't expect it.
00:42:39 - What did you expect? - I never can get,
00:42:41 no, I just can never get your five.
00:42:42 - What were your five?
00:42:44 - I don't write 'em down.
00:42:45 - What was the five you were thinking?
00:42:47 - I wasn't.
00:42:48 - I mean, it's ranked versus ranked.
00:42:49 - Yeah, fair enough.
00:42:50 - Mizzou's five and O.
00:42:52 I usually just picked ranked versus ranked.
00:42:54 - That works.
00:42:55 - What were you thinking?
00:42:56 - I wasn't thinking, I just didn't expect--
00:42:58 - Well, there was clearly a game--
00:43:00 - No, I didn't expect LSU-Mizzou.
00:43:02 - So what was the game that you would have picked?
00:43:04 - That was not on my radar.
00:43:05 - So what was the game you would have picked?
00:43:08 - I don't know if I could get five.
00:43:10 Well, all right, what do you have?
00:43:11 Let's read 'em off.
00:43:12 - I think I, I mean, there's three obvious.
00:43:14 - All right.
00:43:15 - I think there's another four.
00:43:16 - The five games I wrote down is LSU and Mizzou,
00:43:17 Alabama, Texas A&M, Kentucky, Georgia,
00:43:20 Notre Dame, and Louisville.
00:43:21 - Wazoo, UCLA?
00:43:24 - I did not write that down.
00:43:26 - We're different, it's fine.
00:43:27 - You think we should do that one?
00:43:28 - Nah, I'm picking it anyway, so it's fine.
00:43:29 - UCLA's not ranked anymore.
00:43:30 - Yeah, I got it, it's all right.
00:43:32 I never get the five, so don't worry about it.
00:43:35 What's the spread?
00:43:38 - The spread at LSU-Mizzou is six.
00:43:42 Mizzou plus six, over under 64 and a half.
00:43:45 LSU can't stop anything right now.
00:43:48 Mizzou's pretty, I mean, Mizzou's five and O.
00:43:50 They haven't played anyone, but they're five and O.
00:43:52 - They beat Kansas State.
00:43:53 - Okay.
00:43:54 - Yeah, that was Enrico Bosco, a mortal that I flipped on.
00:43:57 I like Missouri here, plus points, plus seven.
00:43:59 I do think LSU-
00:44:01 - Plus six.
00:44:02 - Plus six, they bounced back last time great after a loss,
00:44:06 but I think Mizzou at home, I'm gonna take 'em here.
00:44:10 - Okay, I am going to take Mizzou as well.
00:44:13 I'm also gonna take the over in this game.
00:44:14 I just, LSU can't stop anything right now.
00:44:17 Their defense is, it's not even like,
00:44:20 when you look at it, it's like guys in the wrong position,
00:44:22 just guys getting run on.
00:44:24 That Ole Miss game was crazy to watch,
00:44:27 how easy it was for Ole Miss to move the ball.
00:44:29 I think I live bet the over at like 85, and it was easy.
00:44:34 Rico, what are your thoughts?
00:44:36 - I'll take the over.
00:44:37 - Take the over. - I agree with you, yeah.
00:44:38 - Okay.
00:44:38 - I watched Mizzou against Kansas State.
00:44:40 I was impressed with that offense to a degree.
00:44:42 LSU's gonna score, give me the over.
00:44:44 - Okay, next up, Alabama texts A&M.
00:44:48 Texts A&M plus two and a half over under 46 and a half.
00:44:51 Dave.
00:44:53 - Taking A&M, I don't love it.
00:44:55 I just am not sold on Alabama,
00:44:59 that they've got things figured out.
00:45:02 I don't know what I think of A&M, to be honest,
00:45:04 but it's at A&M, and I'm gonna take them
00:45:08 because they're the home team.
00:45:09 If it was Bama minus two and a half at Bama,
00:45:13 I'd probably take Bama.
00:45:14 So this is like a home where they're playing the game
00:45:19 pick for me.
00:45:20 - Okay, okay, Rico, mortal.
00:45:24 Oh Dave, you have a private chat?
00:45:27 - Yeah, I just tweeted that.
00:45:28 I don't understand how the media works at all.
00:45:32 Like I just tweeted that out there,
00:45:34 that the Boston Globe has a headline, Dave Portnoy.
00:45:36 Like what was the exact headline?
00:45:39 It's Dave Portnoy, the pizza influencer
00:45:44 with a private jet and a troll army.
00:45:46 Like of all the things to put in a headline,
00:45:49 I just don't have a private jet.
00:45:52 So I mean, why would you put that in a headline?
00:45:56 There's plenty of things you can say,
00:45:57 but I wish I had a private jet.
00:46:00 - Yeah, it'd be sick if you had a private jet.
00:46:03 - Yeah.
00:46:05 And I'm not one of those like atmosphere,
00:46:07 like global war, like I'll fly my private jet
00:46:11 from like Manhattan to like Belmont.
00:46:15 Like I don't fucking care.
00:46:16 Yeah, I have it, I'll fucking fly it.
00:46:19 I'm not gonna be the apology guy.
00:46:21 It's like, you know what?
00:46:22 I don't have kids.
00:46:23 Your fucking grandkids can worry about it, I'm good.
00:46:26 - Yeah, it's good to not be an apology guy.
00:46:29 I side with you on that.
00:46:30 - Well, unless you sexualize a global superstar.
00:46:34 (laughing)
00:46:36 - Okay, this is your mortal.
00:46:38 - Takes longer to take off and land
00:46:39 than it does to fucking be in the air.
00:46:41 But I agree with him.
00:46:41 - Well, not really, non-traffic from Manhattan to Belmont.
00:46:45 - No, no, I meant longer to take like ascend and descend
00:46:49 than you are actually in the air to go to Belmont.
00:46:51 That's my point.
00:46:52 But I agree with you, I'd do it too.
00:46:54 I'd fucking do it to the office if I had the fucking jet.
00:46:57 - Oh yeah, no, I know that.
00:46:59 - Okay.
00:46:59 - A&M mortal.
00:47:03 - Oh, you're telling your mortal right now.
00:47:04 - Yeah, I do.
00:47:05 I think there's something to be said with A&M.
00:47:07 I've had this game kind of circled.
00:47:09 I was a big Wegman guy, he goes down.
00:47:11 I like what I see out of Max Johnson at home,
00:47:14 Jimbo Fisher, like A&M, I just like it.
00:47:17 I also think it's a tough schedule ahead.
00:47:20 But A&M at a little bit of a sprinkle,
00:47:22 at 100 to one is like looking at me as well in that SEC.
00:47:26 - Elio's team.
00:47:27 What was the--
00:47:28 - No, no, he's Texas this year.
00:47:30 - Texas this year, that's right, that's right.
00:47:33 Okay.
00:47:34 - By the way, I don't know if you saw,
00:47:37 I don't know that we can work with ESPN or what,
00:47:39 but they'd be a fool not to invite Mr. Ice
00:47:42 to this new thing they're unveiling in hockey.
00:47:44 The hockey red zone where they just show every goal.
00:47:47 Imagine Ice on that program,
00:47:49 he'd be having fucking a heart attack.
00:47:51 - He'd just be ripping his shirt off.
00:47:52 I don't really know how that's gonna work.
00:47:54 - Yeah, because you don't know when someone's gonna score.
00:47:57 - Yeah, it's like hockey goes so fast,
00:48:00 it's just gonna be replays.
00:48:01 - Well, they're gonna be post.
00:48:02 - Yeah, they're gonna have to wait for a goal
00:48:05 and then they switch it to the goal quickly.
00:48:07 - Yeah, I can't wait for Mr. Ice to be back.
00:48:10 When's hockey back, like a week?
00:48:12 - Preseason last time.
00:48:13 - Yeah, he just released merch like 300 seconds
00:48:15 with Mr. Ice, I don't know what that is.
00:48:17 - 300 seconds?
00:48:19 - That's what he's doing.
00:48:21 - What's 300 seconds?
00:48:22 - Five minutes?
00:48:23 60 times five?
00:48:24 - Five minutes?
00:48:26 - What?
00:48:29 Yeah, I actually got into my school.
00:48:31 I didn't backdoor my way in.
00:48:32 - No, he's talking to Dave.
00:48:35 - Where'd you go to school again?
00:48:36 - He's talking to Dave.
00:48:37 - Nichols.
00:48:38 - Sorry, no disrespect.
00:48:42 - It's okay.
00:48:43 Some of us maxed out in Swampscot,
00:48:46 some of us can play collegiate athletics.
00:48:48 Bad shoulder, I'd target that,
00:48:52 you wouldn't get off the line on me in four seconds.
00:48:55 Work you like fucking Teddy Atlas.
00:48:59 (laughing)
00:49:01 Okay, I'm taking A&M as well.
00:49:04 Next up, Kentucky at Georgia.
00:49:06 Kentucky at Georgia, this is gonna be a good game.
00:49:10 I actually think Georgia,
00:49:11 like there is something to be said two times.
00:49:14 They've come out slow.
00:49:16 I think they're still very, very good,
00:49:17 but there's something a little off.
00:49:20 Remember last year I think it was,
00:49:21 when Kentucky scored that last minute touchdown
00:49:25 to cover the spread, was that last year?
00:49:27 Or maybe the year before.
00:49:28 Whenever we went to Tennessee,
00:49:29 I vividly remember walking into Tennessee Stadium,
00:49:33 like watching the game on my phone as we needed that.
00:49:36 Kentucky's 14 and a half point dogs
00:49:38 over under 48 and a half, Rico.
00:49:41 - Think there's a lot of buzz with Kentucky.
00:49:45 I mean, Kentucky thinks they win this game.
00:49:47 They're in the driver's seat
00:49:48 to go to the SEC Championship game.
00:49:50 Do I think they'll do it?
00:49:51 I don't know.
00:49:52 I'm just gonna take Georgia.
00:49:54 I don't love it, I'm gonna take Georgia.
00:49:55 - Okay, Dave?
00:49:56 - I think taking, it's maybe a get right spot.
00:49:59 Georgia hasn't been playing great.
00:50:00 They figure it out.
00:50:01 Flex on somebody.
00:50:02 It's one of those things, they just smoosh you.
00:50:04 You can't do anything.
00:50:05 We've seen it a hundred times.
00:50:06 Maybe this is the week.
00:50:07 I'll take my chance with Georgia.
00:50:09 - Yeah, I agree with Rico.
00:50:11 I think everyone's high on Kentucky.
00:50:13 They look great.
00:50:14 Georgia struggled.
00:50:15 I don't think the way this game goes,
00:50:18 you can expect that to happen again, a little reverse.
00:50:20 So I think Georgia could get right here
00:50:22 or flex their muscles, as Rico says.
00:50:24 So I'll take Georgia, lay the points.
00:50:26 - Okay, I'm going to, I believe I'm gonna take
00:50:28 over 48 and a half in this game.
00:50:31 I gotta look real quick.
00:50:32 I wrote everything down.
00:50:34 Yeah, I'm gonna take over 48 and a half in this game.
00:50:37 Okay, next game.
00:50:39 Next game, I might add Kentucky, but I'm not sure.
00:50:43 You guys are making a lot of sense.
00:50:46 So I'll just stick with the over for right now.
00:50:50 Next game, we have, what is it?
00:50:54 Notre Dame and Louisville, night game.
00:50:56 Louisville, your team?
00:50:59 - 81% of the public on Notre Dame.
00:51:01 I had this one circled as well.
00:51:02 I like Louisville a lot.
00:51:04 I don't think I'll need the six and a half.
00:51:05 I think they win the game outright.
00:51:06 - Whoa.
00:51:08 - I love Louisville in this spot.
00:51:09 Love it.
00:51:10 - What happened with Louisville?
00:51:11 - NC State?
00:51:12 - Yeah, that was a tough game.
00:51:13 - Couldn't run the ball.
00:51:14 NC State came to play.
00:51:15 - So you think they're gonna be able to run the ball
00:51:16 against Notre Dame?
00:51:17 - I think they'll be okay.
00:51:19 I like Louisville.
00:51:20 - All right, I'm gonna take Louisville as well,
00:51:21 plus six and a half.
00:51:22 Dave?
00:51:24 - I'm gonna take Louisville as well.
00:51:29 - Okay, so we all concur.
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00:52:47 - And by the way, Sunday we'll be able to,
00:52:49 we'll be watching the games together, boys.
00:52:51 - Yeah. - Yep.
00:52:52 - And I assume that they'll let us do streams
00:52:55 during the week for baseball.
00:52:57 - Yeah, you gotta assume.
00:52:58 It's a good week to be in the office
00:52:59 with all that stuff going on.
00:53:00 - I got my Orioles, I'm rooting for the Orioles.
00:53:03 - What time you doing Healthy Debate, Rico?
00:53:04 - 35 to one.
00:53:05 - I think there's a possibility to try and do it at like one.
00:53:08 - Wait, I'm not doing the Yak.
00:53:12 I don't think Kevin's doing radio.
00:53:14 - Right, I think that opened up.
00:53:16 - No, well the Yak is still going.
00:53:17 - Oh, they didn't tell me that part.
00:53:20 - Yes. - Okay.
00:53:21 So it's tough.
00:53:22 - But I think everyone who's in Surviving Barstool
00:53:25 isn't doing their shows that week, live shows.
00:53:26 - Well yeah, but those shows have other hosts
00:53:28 that can fill in.
00:53:29 - Well yeah, Rico has, you could have someone else.
00:53:32 - Jet Ski could definitely do it.
00:53:33 - Yeah. - Right.
00:53:34 - Could he?
00:53:37 - Well, I mean, a team guy.
00:53:38 I said, Rob was like, what's that face?
00:53:41 (laughing)
00:53:42 What is that face?
00:53:43 Oh, Rico's.
00:53:44 - He's probably.
00:53:46 (laughing)
00:53:48 - It's fine.
00:53:51 - I saw a TikTok the other day.
00:53:52 Maybe he's on E again.
00:53:55 Used to take E every time I went to a club.
00:53:57 - Tracks.
00:53:59 (laughing)
00:54:01 - He's in Miami.
00:54:04 - There was a TikTok. - Spending money recklessly.
00:54:05 - There was a TikTok that said that he was on E again?
00:54:08 - Yeah, I watched that.
00:54:08 - I think I said it.
00:54:09 - He said it.
00:54:11 - Oh, not again.
00:54:12 If you saw me at a club at three in the morning, yeah.
00:54:16 Yes, drugs, very much.
00:54:18 (laughing)
00:54:20 - So Rico, are you gonna find someone to fill in?
00:54:24 Rob asked, he asked me if I would not do the act
00:54:28 because there is a potential of spoilers during the week.
00:54:31 Accidental spoilers.
00:54:32 I said, yes, that's fine.
00:54:34 If everyone else is doing the same thing,
00:54:35 I think Kevin and Dave,
00:54:37 you guys aren't doing Barstool Radio, right?
00:54:41 - I'm not, no, I don't even know what the schedule is.
00:54:44 Obviously, whatever.
00:54:46 - Fair enough.
00:54:47 - They told us, 'cause it is true,
00:54:49 if you're doing it, people can pick up,
00:54:51 oh, look, he looks like he took a shower.
00:54:53 Maybe he's already been out.
00:54:54 - Oh, okay.
00:54:55 - He looks tired.
00:54:56 He doesn't look tired.
00:54:57 - I just wouldn't answer the calls that they ask about that.
00:54:59 I also, it's one of those--
00:55:01 - I think you gotta give Dukes a shot.
00:55:03 - Okay.
00:55:04 - Dukes and Healthy Debate would be electric.
00:55:06 - That'd be great.
00:55:07 - All right, we'll do it.
00:55:07 - Yeah, let Dukes do it.
00:55:08 - Let's do it.
00:55:09 I just don't wanna not do it for the week.
00:55:11 - Yeah, no, I agree with you.
00:55:12 I'm 100% on your side.
00:55:14 I think everyone's finding replacements.
00:55:15 Dukes, Dukes would be electric.
00:55:18 - It's like the first season of fucking Sopranos now.
00:55:20 It's all people could talk about.
00:55:21 Like, yo, we wanna keep it rolling.
00:55:23 - I agree with you.
00:55:24 - Let's get Dukes in there.
00:55:26 Perfect, I'll text him today.
00:55:28 - Love that.
00:55:29 - But they just gotta find a time.
00:55:31 If you're doing the yak.
00:55:32 - No, they can do it at four o'clock.
00:55:33 What are you talking about?
00:55:34 You're not gonna be involved in it.
00:55:35 - All right.
00:55:36 - Like, they're doing the yak.
00:55:37 - They would have already been able to do that.
00:55:38 - Right, they're doing the yak.
00:55:39 I'm having no involvement with it next week.
00:55:41 - Got it, got it.
00:55:42 - So that way there's no chance
00:55:43 of a live spoiler slipping out.
00:55:45 Which I think is the right play, Rob, doing that.
00:55:50 - Got it.
00:55:52 - Okay, tune in to Healthy Debate with Dukes.
00:55:55 - Sick.
00:55:56 - What?
00:55:57 - Sick, yeah, no, it's awesome.
00:55:58 We're good, we're ready to go.
00:56:01 - Great, all right, should we do our cards?
00:56:04 Let's get a winning week going, boys.
00:56:05 - Let's try to get going.
00:56:06 - Let's get a winning week going.
00:56:08 Dave, you wanna start?
00:56:09 - Yes, I have Illinois Friday night,
00:56:16 minus three and a half against Nebraska.
00:56:18 Nebraska's terrible.
00:56:20 Let's like, mission good, let's not overlook
00:56:23 how bad Nebraska is.
00:56:24 Illinois is maybe mediocre, Nebraska's not.
00:56:27 Missouri plus seven at home against LSU, gave it out.
00:56:32 I did a lightning pick, I switched to Texas,
00:56:34 minus six and a half, also like the over six and a half.
00:56:37 I like UCLA, minus three and a half again home
00:56:39 against Wash State, I feel like the Pac-12
00:56:41 is gonna bounce around with home teams winning.
00:56:44 Bama plus two and a half against, I mean, excuse me,
00:56:46 A&M plus two and a half against Bama.
00:56:48 Iowa at home, minus two and a half against Purdue.
00:56:51 Kansas, minus two and a half at home, over 64 and a half,
00:56:56 UCF, Georgia minus 14 and a half at home, Kentucky.
00:57:00 Arkansas, plus 11 and a half against Ole Miss on the road,
00:57:03 I think Ole Miss will just take a breath there.
00:57:06 - I like that. - Louisville plus six
00:57:09 and a half at home against Notre Dame.
00:57:11 Iowa State plus six and a half at home against TCU.
00:57:15 Miami, minus 21 at home against Georgia Tech,
00:57:17 over 56 and a half.
00:57:19 Wyoming, plus five and a half at home against Fresno.
00:57:22 There it is.
00:57:23 - I like it, that's a good card.
00:57:27 All right, I'll do mine real quick.
00:57:29 I have, starting with tonight's,
00:57:31 you might have to tweet this one out,
00:57:34 'cause we have now 50 straight days of football.
00:57:37 - It's unbelievable. - Incredible.
00:57:38 50 straight days of football.
00:57:41 Tonight I have Jacksonville State plus three and a half
00:57:44 against Middle Tennessee, if you wanna tweet that one out.
00:57:47 - Why does it, what's, can you figure out that line?
00:57:50 Doesn't it seem like Jacksonville State's a rat?
00:57:52 Mississippi, Middle Tennessee's one and four?
00:57:54 - I know nothing about this game.
00:57:56 - Jacksonville State's been pretty good.
00:57:57 - I'm just taking it because it's on TV.
00:57:58 - It's four and one against one and four.
00:58:00 - All right, okay.
00:58:02 Hey, listen, I respect you as a, okay.
00:58:04 Don't, though you did the research.
00:58:05 - No.
00:58:07 - It's fine. - Game on TV, bet it.
00:58:09 That's my brain, it's as simple as it could be.
00:58:11 - We're recording this right now, speaking of games on TV,
00:58:15 I have big man on mound postseason syndrome right now.
00:58:20 I cannot stay away from Nathan Evaldi.
00:58:23 - Is he pitching today for the Rangers?
00:58:28 - Rangers, yeah.
00:58:29 - It's a big gallon day, too, tonight.
00:58:31 - I just, any time I see, it's like Josh Beckett,
00:58:35 like those big fucking horses,
00:58:37 Schilling is a piece of shit, but Schilling.
00:58:39 - Lackey, Lester, yeah.
00:58:41 - You let, like big fucking fast--
00:58:43 - Big pitcher's ass.
00:58:44 - They're hosses, yeah, big hoss.
00:58:46 - Pitchers with a big ass, they do do well.
00:58:48 - Fastballs, like just on the black.
00:58:50 - Yeah, they are built.
00:58:53 - Yeah, they shove it, see, see?
00:58:55 - Yeah, he's pitching today.
00:58:57 - Okay, I might have to ride with that.
00:58:59 All right, wait, back to my card.
00:59:02 So Jacksonville State tonight, plus three and a half.
00:59:04 I have Army minus three, I have Bowling Green,
00:59:07 that's BC at Army, Bowling Green, Miami, Ohio,
00:59:09 over 46 and a half, Toledo, UMass, over 58 and a half.
00:59:13 I have UCF, plus two and a half, at Kansas,
00:59:16 over 64 and a half, I have Ohio State minus 20
00:59:19 at home against Maryland.
00:59:21 We did Mizzou, I'm taking Wisconsin,
00:59:24 minus 14 at home against Rutgers.
00:59:26 TJ thinks they're gonna win that game.
00:59:28 - I might add that.
00:59:29 - Texas A&M we talked about.
00:59:32 Arkansas State plus 16, I believe.
00:59:36 ULL minus one, who are they playing?
00:59:41 I don't know, I'll figure that out.
00:59:44 Arkansas plus 12 against Ole Miss,
00:59:48 and that over 62 and a half.
00:59:51 Texas Tech minus one at Baylor.
00:59:54 Buffalo plus three at home against Central Michigan.
00:59:57 What was my other ones?
00:59:59 Oh, I'm taking Oklahoma State plus 12 at night,
01:00:02 Friday night, first Friday night game in Stillwater
01:00:06 since 1956, I believe.
01:00:08 - Wait, really?
01:00:09 - Yeah, Friday night game.
01:00:10 - What, that's weird.
01:00:12 - Yeah, they're plus 12 against Kansas State,
01:00:14 I think that's gonna be a jacked up crowd.
01:00:16 - They will be.
01:00:17 - Miami minus 21 at home against Georgia Tech,
01:00:19 and then I have Oregon State minus nine and a half at Cal.
01:00:23 And there will be ads.
01:00:24 - Yeah.
01:00:26 - I'm accidentally going to probably do a thousand play year.
01:00:28 - Yeah, I know.
01:00:29 - I'm at 200 plays.
01:00:30 - I'm gonna go A&M with the lock.
01:00:33 I said Louisville plus the six and a half,
01:00:34 I like Oklahoma plus the six and a half.
01:00:36 I'll take Wazoo plus the three and a half.
01:00:38 Cam Ward, I gotta keep riding with that guy.
01:00:40 - Oh, you got it wrong there.
01:00:42 - Okay, and Miami, Georgia Tech over 56 and a half.
01:00:47 This Miami team can fucking score.
01:00:49 We saw Georgia Tech, Miami's an over team.
01:00:51 I like this a lot.
01:00:52 - What do you mean we saw Georgia Tech?
01:00:54 - Score against Louisville.
01:00:55 Saw Georgia Tech score against Louisville.
01:00:58 - What was the score of that game?
01:00:59 - In the 40s?
01:01:01 - Both?
01:01:02 - 39-33, I wanna say, if I had to guess.
01:01:06 What was the score?
01:01:08 - I was debating.
01:01:09 - 39-34, 39-34.
01:01:12 It was opening week.
01:01:13 I think it was week zero, actually.
01:01:17 I like the over in Miami, Georgia Tech, over 56 and a half.
01:01:21 Okay, Lox, we need--
01:01:25 - A and M minus two and a half.
01:01:26 - No, plus two and a half.
01:01:27 - A and M plus two and a half, sorry.
01:01:28 - Rico.
01:01:30 - Maybe move the line a little bit.
01:01:31 - Yeah, get it all back.
01:01:33 I gotta win a lock this week.
01:01:34 I'm going Michigan minus 19 at Minnesota.
01:01:39 I know it scares you a little,
01:01:41 laying that many points on the road.
01:01:43 Minnesota's offense is horrendous.
01:01:45 Michigan's defense is suffocating.
01:01:48 This will be a little bit of a tight game
01:01:50 'cause I don't think there'll be a ton of points scored,
01:01:52 but I do think that Michigan will just absolutely
01:01:56 wear them down, wear them down, wear them down
01:01:58 to the point where I'm hoping it's a 24-nothing
01:02:02 in the third, late third,
01:02:03 and there's no chance for a backdoor
01:02:05 because Michigan is just playing that type of defense.
01:02:08 Jack.
01:02:10 - UCLA minus three and a half.
01:02:11 Rico is wrong about this one.
01:02:12 - Ooh.
01:02:14 - Agreed with Jack.
01:02:15 - Jackie Tables.
01:02:16 - Based off of what?
01:02:17 Why do you like UCLA so much?
01:02:18 - Line makes no sense.
01:02:20 And I watch the games.
01:02:21 (laughing)
01:02:25 - Oh no.
01:02:27 - When you're not away on a little boy's weekend.
01:02:29 - I mean, there's no way you've watched a play
01:02:31 from Tulane and you put eight units on it this entire year.
01:02:34 - I didn't watch.
01:02:35 - There's no shot.
01:02:37 - I didn't watch Tulane against Ole Miss.
01:02:38 - I don't think you've watched Tulane for a second this year.
01:02:40 - Okay, Jack.
01:02:41 He's right, you can tell by your reaction.
01:02:45 - Yeah.
01:02:46 - This is big official for I'm not gonna get worked up by.
01:02:49 - Name some Tulane players right in his face.
01:02:51 - I was told not to say.
01:02:53 He's crying to the people, but it's okay.
01:02:56 - What, that he does coke?
01:02:57 (laughing)
01:02:59 Name some Tulane players.
01:03:04 - The quarterback, Michael Pratt.
01:03:07 - Okay.
01:03:07 - That's all I got.
01:03:09 - Okay, all right.
01:03:10 - Exactly.
01:03:11 - Yeah, that's tough.
01:03:12 - But you're watching, I mean, yeah, listen,
01:03:13 there's a million games going on.
01:03:14 Am I gonna remember the wide receivers in certain spots?
01:03:16 No, I then.
01:03:18 - It's not a crime to just say you don't watch.
01:03:21 - I did, okay, I do though.
01:03:22 I'm not, you know.
01:03:24 - Okay.
01:03:25 - Some of us run, you know.
01:03:26 - What?
01:03:27 - 'Cause that's a bad one, I'm not gonna do that.
01:03:31 It's a stretch.
01:03:32 (laughing)
01:03:33 - What was it?
01:03:34 - Nothing, it's a stretch.
01:03:35 I'll tell you, it would end badly for me.
01:03:37 I'm not doing that.
01:03:38 - Well, now you gotta do it for the people.
01:03:39 - No, no, no, the people, they want a success story.
01:03:43 - I know, but you can't, this show,
01:03:46 you can't be like, I would have said this
01:03:47 and then not say it.
01:03:48 - Yeah, but it's--
01:03:49 - Why don't you say it to me?
01:03:51 - It's bad about me?
01:03:51 - Say it to Jack.
01:03:52 - You're gonna take a shot at me, clearly.
01:03:53 - I was gonna take a shot at you, but it's wrong,
01:03:54 I'm admitting I'm wrong.
01:03:55 It's a bad shot, it's a stretch.
01:03:57 - Big admission.
01:03:59 - I would lose, plus I would lose.
01:04:01 No, after, I'll tell you after.
01:04:03 - Now I gotta know what it is.
01:04:05 - I will, I will tell you after, but it's, I would lose.
01:04:07 - The people wanna know.
01:04:08 Hank, step in as a producer.
01:04:09 - Well, hey, get us to 70K and then I'll say it.
01:04:12 - Step in as a producer, Hank.
01:04:16 - No, you won't cut it.
01:04:17 - Step in as a producer, Hank.
01:04:21 The show, the people want it.
01:04:23 - He's not gonna, it's--
01:04:25 - It's fine.
01:04:26 - You've set it up, it's not, you know,
01:04:28 just say what you would have said, but it doesn't count.
01:04:29 - It doesn't count, it doesn't count.
01:04:31 - It's a swing and a miss of a joke.
01:04:32 - Do you admit this doesn't count?
01:04:33 - Like it's a swing and a miss of a joke.
01:04:35 - Yeah, yeah, it doesn't count.
01:04:36 - All right, so Dave just said it doesn't count.
01:04:38 - It's a swing and a miss of a joke.
01:04:39 - It doesn't count.
01:04:40 - I don't wanna swing and miss, though.
01:04:42 - It doesn't count, come on.
01:04:44 - It doesn't count.
01:04:44 - It's like you're in the warmup circle,
01:04:46 he's just swinging the donut.
01:04:48 - Yeah, it doesn't count.
01:04:49 - Some of us are out there in Coney Island
01:04:51 with posters the size of fucking jets out there,
01:04:54 you know, promoting themselves,
01:04:55 and some of us are locked in watching the game,
01:04:57 so that's what I would have gone with.
01:04:58 - That was it.
01:04:59 - That was not bad.
01:05:01 - That wasn't bad at all.
01:05:02 - But it didn't hit.
01:05:03 - All right, there you go.
01:05:04 - It wasn't bad.
01:05:05 - You want my approval rating down.
01:05:06 - No, no, that, you're right.
01:05:07 - It's fine, you root for guys with low approval rating.
01:05:10 - What?
01:05:13 - Joe Biden.
01:05:15 - What is this shtick you're doing?
01:05:17 Low approval rating, I'm trying to keep mine up.
01:05:20 - David Democrat.
01:05:21 - Oh, because of perverts?
01:05:23 - Hates money.
01:05:24 - He had a jet, he gave it back
01:05:25 to the migrants in fucking New York.
01:05:28 - Finish out the locks, we're gonna get cancer.
01:05:31 - All right, Hank.
01:05:32 - Red River Shootout, over 16 and a half.
01:05:34 - All right, like it.
01:05:36 TJ.
01:05:36 TJ's got Maryland plus 20.
01:05:39 Ebo.
01:05:42 - VT plus 24.
01:05:43 - V, Virginia Tech plus 24 for Ebo.
01:05:45 Zupi.
01:05:46 - Ebo's 0 for, and Zupi hasn't lost.
01:05:47 - So yeah, Ebo is 0 for 5, Zupi is 4 and 0.
01:05:50 Zupi, what do you got?
01:05:51 - He won last week by a million.
01:05:53 - Oh.
01:05:57 - I think he's doing some mean shit over there.
01:05:58 - Rico's face.
01:06:00 - That's what he's doing.
01:06:01 All right, fair enough.
01:06:04 - Austin, anything?
01:06:07 - That's, enough with this shtick.
01:06:10 Nobody cares, it's not funny, stop it.
01:06:12 (laughing)
01:06:14 - All right, Dave, what's your lock?
01:06:18 - If I didn't have that lightning situation,
01:06:20 it would've been Wyoming, I think they beat Fresno.
01:06:22 But I had a lightning bet,
01:06:25 so I guess I gotta go with that, Texas.
01:06:27 - Okay, so Texas, Dave's lock, great show, boys.
01:06:31 Next week, we will all be in person.
01:06:34 Hank had the idea, which I love this idea,
01:06:37 I think we should tape two pick 'ems next week.
01:06:41 We should tape one where we talk about surviving barstool,
01:06:44 'cause we'll be in the middle of it,
01:06:46 and then we can release that in conjunction
01:06:48 with when surviving barstool comes out,
01:06:50 because I think it will come out when there's not pick 'em.
01:06:53 I think it'll come out in the middle of December,
01:06:54 and then we'll do a regular pick 'em
01:06:56 where we talk about that week's games.
01:06:58 Everyone down for that?
01:06:59 - 'Cause it'll be impossible--
01:07:00 - To not--
01:07:01 - We just need to air everything out,
01:07:03 and then start over, basically.
01:07:04 - Right, and then we will air the surviving barstool pick 'em
01:07:08 in conjunction with surviving barstool being aired,
01:07:11 which I think will be great.
01:07:12 - The one just about football,
01:07:13 do you think that'll still slip in, or will be contentious?
01:07:17 - Yeah, because two of the three watch football.
01:07:19 - He didn't even, he's not even listening.
01:07:23 - Yeah, I am.
01:07:24 We can talk football.
01:07:25 Bye.
01:07:27 - All right, see you, Dave.
01:07:28 (laughing)