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00:00:00 You want to see her do a porn?

00:00:01 No, no, no, no.

00:00:02 You can validate her existence.

00:00:04 No, I think.

00:00:05 What are you laughing about?

00:00:06 Hey, I was fucking pervert.

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00:01:33 Week five, we're back.

00:01:36 - Six. - Six.

00:01:38 - Congrats on the house, Dave.

00:01:40 - Thanks, Rico.

00:01:42 - Are you comfortable doing content with me, Dave?

00:01:47 - Yeah, I am.

00:01:51 I mean, listen, what you did was disgusting.

00:01:55 But I get it.

00:01:56 It's a PMT thing.

00:01:58 - Well, no, it's a joke no different

00:02:01 than any joke that you've made.

00:02:02 I mean, I, unfortunately,

00:02:05 it feels like this might be the beginning

00:02:08 of Davey Democrat, Lib Dave.

00:02:10 Yeah, he doesn't like jokes.

00:02:13 He doesn't like jokes.

00:02:15 - I really, I really-- - You don't like jokes now.

00:02:17 Trying to sell, oh, yeah, Rico put on the mask.

00:02:19 Davey Democrat's in the house.

00:02:20 - I need to talk to you like this, Davey, okay?

00:02:22 - Because I'm a Taylor Swift guy?

00:02:23 - No, because you're trying to police,

00:02:25 you're trying to make me apologize for jokes.

00:02:27 That's crazy.

00:02:28 - Well, no, I'm not apologizing for anything.

00:02:31 You went in detail, and I think Kelly Keegs

00:02:34 did a good job of explaining this situation.

00:02:38 And it's gotta be, it's turning into one of those things

00:02:43 where it's like, I hate PMT, but I love barstool.

00:02:46 (laughing)

00:02:48 - You know, there's, yeah, the PMT's trash,

00:02:54 but Dave's one of the good ones.

00:02:56 (laughing)

00:02:57 - Yeah, yeah, I'm getting caught in your wake.

00:02:59 I'm getting dragged along like I'm anti-Taylor Swift.

00:03:03 They're like, it's like Dan and PFT talking graphically

00:03:08 about wanting to see Taylor Swift in a porn,

00:03:12 and then Dave Portnoy said the NFL is simping for her.

00:03:16 It's like, they are, but listen,

00:03:18 I need all the media outlets,

00:03:20 like I am very much pro-Taylor Swift.

00:03:22 I am on the mountaintop of the Swifties,

00:03:25 and I'm getting dragged down.

00:03:27 I'm fighting wars in my DMs.

00:03:31 People want your address, they want to know where you live.

00:03:34 I'm just trying to keep things afloat.

00:03:35 - Yeah, no, people are coming after me.

00:03:36 They're threatening me, they're threatening my family.

00:03:38 Listen, I understand the Swifties don't fuck around,

00:03:40 but-- - But I mean,

00:03:42 I don't get how you are like, oh, I'm afraid of Anonymous,

00:03:45 and then you're just gonna go and kick a beehive

00:03:48 that is like the Swifties.

00:03:49 - Well, I thought the Swifties understood humor.

00:03:52 - No.

00:03:53 - No, I think we do, but it's like--

00:03:57 - But you asked me, you demanded I apologize for this joke.

00:04:01 - After the 18th description of graphic sexual acts,

00:04:05 it's like, okay, these guys are going too far.

00:04:08 Like Taylor Swift has dealt with, she went into hiding.

00:04:12 She went into hiding, Dave.

00:04:13 - Right, but I'm actually on,

00:04:15 Kelly Keegs doesn't realize her explanation of it.

00:04:18 I'm doing the reverse of slut-shaming Taylor Swift.

00:04:20 I don't believe that Taylor Swift has ever had sex

00:04:23 unless I see it with my own two eyes.

00:04:24 So I'm the reverse slut-shaming.

00:04:27 I'm actually on the right side.

00:04:28 - No, you're couching-- - I'm opposite of slut-shaming.

00:04:31 - You want to see her do a porn

00:04:33 because that's the only way you can validate her existence.

00:04:35 - No, I think that if Taylor Swift,

00:04:38 Kelly explained the situation to me--

00:04:39 - What are you laughing about, Hank?

00:04:40 - That was funny. - You fucking pervert.

00:04:42 (laughing)

00:04:44 - Kelly explained the situation to me,

00:04:45 and I think it's bullshit what the media did to Taylor

00:04:48 back in the day.

00:04:49 Basically, any time she took a picture with a guy,

00:04:51 they were like, "Oh, she must be having sex."

00:04:53 I'm actually all the way on the other side.

00:04:55 I'm so pro-Taylor that I would never assume she has sex

00:04:58 unless I see it myself.

00:05:00 - Yeah, and then you, fine, if you left it there,

00:05:03 but it just kept going.

00:05:06 It's like, well, we gotta see her do this position,

00:05:08 that, hand over-- - Well, actually, it went--

00:05:10 - It went-- - It was just too disgusting.

00:05:12 It was sexualizing a superstar that doesn't,

00:05:15 her talent speaks for itself.

00:05:17 - So-- - You're fine.

00:05:18 I tried to say the PMT boys, they do their little jokes,

00:05:21 little perverts, whatever they are.

00:05:23 - So you and Rachel Ziegler-- - I didn't call for your head,

00:05:27 just like-- - Wait, no, you did call

00:05:28 for my head. - No, I didn't.

00:05:30 - Yeah, you did, you said, "You're never gonna do content

00:05:32 "with me again."

00:05:34 You said, yeah, you did.

00:05:36 You told that woman that I'm dead to you.

00:05:40 You tweeted out to-- - Yeah, yeah.

00:05:42 - Okay, fine, he's dead to me forever.

00:05:45 And then you said, "I have to apologize."

00:05:50 - I tried to defend you with that woman.

00:05:53 I sent our demands, and she's like,

00:05:55 "That's not good enough."

00:05:57 I don't know, she had me at gut point.

00:05:59 - Yeah, you're trying to get me to apologize.

00:06:02 I did, I'm now, Dave, I'm doing--

00:06:05 - The point that-- - That Dave Bortman--

00:06:06 - You put me in a box.

00:06:08 I'm not only, it's not only that this is being brought up,

00:06:13 people are saying I am part of the sexualization

00:06:16 of Taylor Swift when it's you picked one of my core tenants

00:06:19 and now I don't know what to do.

00:06:21 And there's no one, you know, it's terrible.

00:06:23 - The fact that you're doing Pick 'Em right now

00:06:25 is actually pretty problematic.

00:06:26 - Yeah, I tried to battle through it.

00:06:30 (laughing)

00:06:31 - I'm getting, Dave, I'm getting what you get,

00:06:34 like all these places, the Rolling Stones,

00:06:36 New York Post, they're writing these articles

00:06:37 and they're saying that they reached out to comment.

00:06:39 They didn't. - There's some variety today.

00:06:41 - Yeah, the only one that reached out to comment--

00:06:43 - I saw that too.

00:06:44 You don't think I would comment?

00:06:45 I would throw you under the bus so fast.

00:06:48 - No, I reached out.

00:06:49 Newsweek, Newsweek reached out for comment

00:06:53 and I gave comment.

00:06:54 I don't know if they'll publish it, but I said,

00:06:57 I have a firm set of beliefs that if something happens

00:07:01 without me seeing it with my own two eyes,

00:07:03 it doesn't exist.

00:07:04 For instance, I don't believe in the dinosaurs,

00:07:06 Great Wall of China, or that the continent of Europe exists

00:07:09 as I've never seen those things.

00:07:11 - You're gonna call Everett.

00:07:12 You're gonna call Everett.

00:07:13 - I went to France once, it was pretty chill,

00:07:15 and then I wrote, furthermore, I have since lessened

00:07:18 my demands on proof of relationship

00:07:20 from over the pants hand job to Taylor and Travis

00:07:22 sitting next to each other watching a Netflix show

00:07:25 while they scroll through their phones,

00:07:26 only to tell the other person, are you even watching this

00:07:28 every 15 minutes until they go to bed?

00:07:30 So I'm not, I'm being reasonable.

00:07:32 That's all I wanna say.

00:07:34 - Listen, I am a Swifty, that's a well-known fact.

00:07:39 - Yeah, Swifty over Barstool, really sad.

00:07:41 - You didn't take a step back, you went into it.

00:07:46 No, it's not Swifty over Barstool,

00:07:48 because there's a lot of people at Barstool

00:07:50 who are Swifties and against you.

00:07:51 It's a civil war within.

00:07:53 - I mean, I've been there.

00:07:54 - Guess what?

00:07:55 I had a--

00:07:56 - Tough road to hoe, Dan.

00:07:57 - Well, I mean, Rico, you're a,

00:07:59 I did a little head count of my guys last night.

00:08:02 I have the Riders, I have the Minifans,

00:08:05 and I have Jerry's Army, which, by the way,

00:08:08 Jersey Jerry, through this entire thing,

00:08:10 has texted me almost every single hour

00:08:12 being like, unleash me, let me go.

00:08:14 And I'm like, no, Jerry, no.

00:08:16 - But if you think that army,

00:08:18 yeah, you can walk onto a battlefield with that army.

00:08:22 The over-under is 17 seconds before that army

00:08:25 just starts attacking each other.

00:08:27 That army has no chance of fighting in unison.

00:08:31 The Riders, the Minifans, and Jersey Jerry,

00:08:34 like that, everyone in your,

00:08:36 you know, if it's that old scene of Braveheart

00:08:38 where people are walking to the middle of the field,

00:08:40 your army would all be dead against each other

00:08:42 before you get to midfield.

00:08:43 Listen, I don't know, I'm not gonna turn on Taylor Swift.

00:08:46 I mean, I've been leading this Taylor Swift revolution now.

00:08:50 I got the Jackie--

00:08:50 - You kind of made her who she is.

00:08:53 - Nope, she's a superstar, and then the perverts and PMT

00:08:57 have to fucking turn this into a sex show,

00:09:00 and I'm getting dragged for it.

00:09:02 - I was really sad to see that you were demanding

00:09:05 an apology from me.

00:09:06 That's Davey Democrat at his worst.

00:09:08 Cancel culture, you and Rachel Ziegler

00:09:10 walking hand in hand going to Snow White.

00:09:12 It's sad, it's sad what it's become.

00:09:14 - No, listen, I think it went a little too far,

00:09:19 and I will say it's like PMT, you know,

00:09:23 they get to do their thing, that little studio,

00:09:25 if they wanna be sexual chauvinist pigs.

00:09:30 Like, we have other people, everyone's their own person.

00:09:32 That's what I was trying to say.

00:09:35 It's like everybody gets to have an opinion.

00:09:38 That's the beauty of it here.

00:09:40 I'm on the other side of the fence on this one.

00:09:42 - Yeah, the funniest--

00:09:44 - And hey, what kind of producer are you?

00:09:46 You just let it go?

00:09:47 At no point, you're like, oh, you guys are like,

00:09:50 basically, we're doing visual porn on Taylor Swift now?

00:09:54 - Yeah, I mean, I feel like this is the Sam Ponder situation

00:09:57 all over again.

00:09:58 I can't really be upset because I had the power to stop it,

00:10:01 and I let it get through.

00:10:03 - Dave, I have a question for you.

00:10:05 Hank said to me yesterday that he thought

00:10:07 that if Penn still owned us,

00:10:09 I'd have to release an apology.

00:10:10 Do you think I would?

00:10:11 That would be the funniest apology ever.

00:10:13 I don't even know what I would say.

00:10:14 - I do think if Penn was involved,

00:10:17 like, they would be very uneasy right now.

00:10:20 - But what would I even say?

00:10:21 What would I apologize for?

00:10:23 - Sorry for sexualizing Taylor Swift

00:10:27 and saying a woman can't be in a relationship

00:10:29 until you see 9,000 different sexual acts.

00:10:33 - That's what they would probably say.

00:10:36 Yeah, listen, I was disgusted by it,

00:10:38 but what are you gonna do?

00:10:40 Disgusting.

00:10:41 - The best was the original woman who interviewed Dave

00:10:47 way back in the day with the size six.

00:10:50 - Lisa Guerrero.

00:10:51 - She basically was like,

00:10:53 she basically was like talking like it was

00:10:56 Hitler and appeasement.

00:10:57 She's like, this is what happens when you don't stop

00:10:59 Dave Portnoy 10 years ago.

00:11:01 While mixing in the word bro like a thousand times.

00:11:04 Like every other word was when you don't stop bros early,

00:11:07 the bros will start out trying to bro each other.

00:11:10 And then you get like a bro off.

00:11:12 I said to Dan, Lisa Guerrero is one of the worst humans.

00:11:15 That inside edition interview I did was two hours.

00:11:20 They cut it to a second.

00:11:22 I would pay anything for that interview.

00:11:25 There's never been anybody who walked in.

00:11:27 I equate it to like,

00:11:29 I remember when I bet on James lights out Tony

00:11:31 against Roy Jones.

00:11:33 And like at the time lights out Tony was the big boxer.

00:11:36 He comes in and you don't know who Roy Jones really is.

00:11:39 And then Roy Jones killed him and Roy Jones goes on a run.

00:11:42 Like she was unprepared.

00:11:44 Like she had no idea.

00:11:45 She thought she's doing a quick little hit

00:11:47 for inside edition on a blackout party.

00:11:50 I was ready for war.

00:11:51 She had no context.

00:11:53 I just brutalized her in the interview

00:11:57 for two hours straight and it's gone.

00:11:59 The footage is gone.

00:12:00 I remember asking, do you know what this is in reference to?

00:12:02 The size six.

00:12:03 She had no idea.

00:12:04 She didn't even know what the blog was.

00:12:05 It was it, but it sucks.

00:12:07 It sucks when jokes get taken out of context.

00:12:10 Well, yeah, I mean, again, I don't know.

00:12:13 Like that joke, Hank, it just went on and on.

00:12:17 Like I was watching a clip.

00:12:18 I'm like, why are they going to stop with this?

00:12:20 If it was just, you know, quick joke.

00:12:22 - 45 seconds.

00:12:23 - Thought he was watching a full YouTube.

00:12:24 He's like, how'd they get the full YouTube on Twitter?

00:12:26 - On and on and on.

00:12:27 - I think it was 45 seconds of a two hour show.

00:12:30 - Like when you give this to finer Hank, like enough,

00:12:33 like, all right, we get it.

00:12:34 How many different sexual positions are we going to do here

00:12:37 with these two perverts?

00:12:39 (laughing)

00:12:40 Perverts.

00:12:42 - All right, well, I hope we can still do content

00:12:44 together, Dave.

00:12:45 - Yeah.

00:12:46 - I was saying it's an interesting dynamic.

00:12:47 We've walked into this room when you've been mad at me.

00:12:50 You've been mad at me.

00:12:51 The two of you mad at me together, me mad at you,

00:12:53 but I don't think you two have ever been mad at each other.

00:12:54 - Well, I think Rico thinks we're actually mad at each other.

00:12:58 - Well, to a degree.

00:13:00 - No, I'm not mad at you at all.

00:13:03 - It is one of the first times, like most of the time,

00:13:07 I'd say like 99%, I do something and then it trickles down

00:13:12 and everyone will say what I said and like, it's like,

00:13:15 Dan, or whoever.

00:13:17 - And I've always had your back.

00:13:18 - It's like they said what I said.

00:13:20 This time it was reversed and it's something near and dear

00:13:23 to my heart.

00:13:24 I'm like, that's crazy.

00:13:25 It is crazy.

00:13:26 I am getting lumped into like an anti-Swifty union here

00:13:30 because of the bros in there.

00:13:33 Perverts and PMTs.

00:13:34 - Did you see the theory that she went to the Jets game

00:13:39 to get, someone tweeted a whole long thread about,

00:13:43 now if you Google Taylor Swift and Jets, it comes up,

00:13:46 so it's not the Jets admission.

00:13:48 - Yeah, yep.

00:13:49 - That's true, that's genius by her.

00:13:51 You think it's gonna hurt you?

00:13:52 You potentially had a shot at a meet and greet, right?

00:13:54 Didn't her team like, they wanna meet you or?

00:13:56 - No, I mean, I was trying to get it.

00:14:00 No, I don't know.

00:14:01 I don't think it hurts anything.

00:14:02 Like I said, I'm being very vocal.

00:14:04 I can't control pervert VT or whatever you want,

00:14:09 pervert MT.

00:14:10 So they're entitled, they're grown men.

00:14:13 They get to say what they want.

00:14:15 I'm being very vocal that I'm disgusted.

00:14:19 Nobody wants mother sexualized like that.

00:14:21 So it sucks, but no, I'm being very,

00:14:24 listen, what are you gonna do?

00:14:25 People have disagreements.

00:14:26 Boys will be boys in that new studio.

00:14:29 (laughing)

00:14:31 - We're not even in the new studio.

00:14:32 - At no point, Hank, you're like,

00:14:36 oh, this is going on long.

00:14:37 - Listen, I think the tweeting it,

00:14:41 the tweeting it was where things really hit the fan.

00:14:43 I think if that, no one was gonna,

00:14:45 no one was gonna take that clip out

00:14:47 from the podcast themselves and put it out there, but.

00:14:50 - Well, trying to get eyeballs on the podcast.

00:14:53 - Yeah, no.

00:14:53 - We're not supposed to promote?

00:14:55 - Got a lot of eyeballs.

00:14:56 - Gaz says that you got to promote,

00:14:58 you got to tweet clips.

00:14:59 - That clip is gonna be the biggest clip.

00:15:02 That's gonna take every other social combined and beat them.

00:15:06 - Elon's gonna have to pay me a fat check

00:15:08 this next two weeks.

00:15:10 Yeah.

00:15:11 - I think that thing slowed down to be honest,

00:15:13 because I had some monster videos and I got like no money.

00:15:17 - Yeah.

00:15:17 - Yeah, they just gave everyone a big check to start

00:15:19 to be like, oh shit.

00:15:20 - Yeah, right.

00:15:21 - Like really fuck.

00:15:22 - And now it's gone.

00:15:22 - Yeah.

00:15:23 Okay.

00:15:25 Well, yeah, I hope we can find a way forward, Dave.

00:15:29 - I mean, I respect women, Dan.

00:15:30 - Yeah, you do.

00:15:31 Yeah, Dave Blum.

00:15:32 - No, I said you.

00:15:33 - What?

00:15:34 - I said you, respect women.

00:15:36 - Oh, you, yeah, I know you do.

00:15:38 - I'm giving you advice, life advice, respect women.

00:15:40 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:41 What about, Travis Kelsey was in this hypothetical as well.

00:15:44 - Yeah.

00:15:50 No, I don't care about Travis Kelsey.

00:15:52 - Okay, okay, okay.

00:15:53 I think I'm going on the Taylor Watch next week

00:15:57 when I'm in New York for Surviving Barstool.

00:16:00 They've invited me.

00:16:00 Yeah, we'll have a nice discussion.

00:16:02 - I'm part of that.

00:16:03 - Are you, you're on that show?

00:16:05 - I'm part of the Taylor Watch, yes.

00:16:07 - Okay, okay, yeah, they banned me

00:16:09 and then I was able to secure an invite.

00:16:11 So the band didn't really,

00:16:13 I don't know how long the band lasted for.

00:16:15 Okay.

00:16:19 - It's just, you haven't, you know,

00:16:20 you don't seem remorseful, if we're being honest.

00:16:24 - Yeah, no, I'm not, about a joke.

00:16:26 - Right, that's, so it's tough to, you know,

00:16:28 men fences when you're still out there breaking them.

00:16:32 - I should have come with my old TBT jersey, ready for war.

00:16:36 (laughing)

00:16:37 - It's the war jacket.

00:16:38 - War jacket.

00:16:39 All right, maybe we should have to go back to blogging.

00:16:42 - Oh, okay.

00:16:43 - Put them on blog now, work his way back.

00:16:45 - Rico's passing me.

00:16:47 - Not saying that.

00:16:48 - Yeah, healthy debate is crushing right now.

00:16:50 - You don't want to lose the locker room.

00:16:52 - Bosco's kicking ass.

00:16:54 - Doing well.

00:16:55 - What else we got?

00:16:56 - Should hit 50 today.

00:16:57 - Should we have a quick discussion right now

00:16:59 in this room between the three of us

00:17:00 and maybe Hank as well?

00:17:02 Will there be any sort of like,

00:17:06 rider's alliance when it comes to

00:17:09 surviving Barstool next week?

00:17:10 - Maybe, I think you lost one.

00:17:12 - Well, it's a rider, I'm a rider to you.

00:17:16 - Yeah, I thought Dave--

00:17:17 - I'm not a rider.

00:17:18 - You've said forever you're a rider.

00:17:19 All right, fine, you're not, yeah, so--

00:17:21 - What are you talking about?

00:17:21 I've said I'm not, I used to ride.

00:17:24 Then you tried to murder somebody.

00:17:26 Then you harassed a wife and I stopped riding.

00:17:27 - Right.

00:17:28 I agree, bad things should be punished.

00:17:32 I mean, everyone's equal.

00:17:33 Let's get this guy on a blog count.

00:17:37 - Yeah, get me on a blog count.

00:17:40 - But he's just gonna blog about how he's not, sorry.

00:17:42 (laughing)

00:17:43 - Carry the bag.

00:17:45 You gotta carry the pads every once in a while.

00:17:47 - Sorry.

00:17:48 Yeah, I mean, we'll see if it dies down.

00:17:51 I was trending for a while there.

00:17:53 People demanding a lot of things from me, including Dave.

00:17:56 - Well, I'm getting dragged.

00:18:00 My mentions, I was on all day,

00:18:03 defending myself in the Swifties.

00:18:05 - It's tough, it's a tough spot.

00:18:07 I apologize for putting you in that spot.

00:18:09 - Yeah, I was in a very tough spot.

00:18:11 - Yeah, all right, what else we got?

00:18:13 - Well, what do you think about the numbers, Dave?

00:18:14 You put a weak goal, we're like two days in.

00:18:17 - Well, yeah, I'm happy.

00:18:19 You know there's a cap, right?

00:18:21 - Yeah, no, I was just about to ask that.

00:18:22 - I don't know if he knows that.

00:18:24 - No, but it's, I didn't, yes.

00:18:26 I do know that there should be a cap.

00:18:29 - Are you sure you got it?

00:18:30 For people who don't know, Healthy Debates, Dave--

00:18:32 - I said there was a cap in the original thing.

00:18:34 - Yeah, Dave made a deal with Jet Ski,

00:18:37 who's a great producer for Healthy Debates.

00:18:39 - I said 50,000 was the cap, 50,000 new.

00:18:44 - That will be his--

00:18:45 - 50,000 new?

00:18:47 - Yes.

00:18:48 - So it can go up to 70.

00:18:50 - It started at 15, right?

00:18:52 - Started at 20.

00:18:53 - When he gave it-- - 20.

00:18:54 - So it can go up to--

00:18:54 - You said we had a hit 50.

00:18:56 We were thinking about--

00:18:59 - No. - It sounds like

00:18:59 you don't gut it.

00:19:00 - No, we don't because--

00:19:01 - No, he definitely don't gut it.

00:19:02 - It got convoluted a few different times.

00:19:04 I also got Meek Phil typing out the tweet.

00:19:05 - Because you're very dumb, because you're a dummy,

00:19:07 you don't gut it.

00:19:08 - It was very clear.

00:19:10 For every thousand subscribers he gets,

00:19:14 he gets a thousand bucks, capped at 50,000.

00:19:17 - Oh.

00:19:19 - Okay.

00:19:19 - So he's not losing it if he doesn't hit a number.

00:19:23 - Got it.

00:19:24 - Everything's in the bank.

00:19:25 But if he gets 100,000, he only gets 50,000.

00:19:27 - Got it.

00:19:28 I wasn't the only one who didn't understand that.

00:19:30 We thought it might have started at 50.

00:19:32 - Well, I mean, let's be honest,

00:19:33 look around that room, Healthy Debates.

00:19:35 - Hey, hold on.

00:19:35 - Try to die guys, I don't need the smartest guys,

00:19:38 I just need the best linemen.

00:19:39 - It's not a nuclear science conference.

00:19:40 - I just need the best linemen.

00:19:41 And you put, yeah.

00:19:42 - Sorry.

00:19:43 - You got it now?

00:19:44 - I got it now, yeah.

00:19:45 - So it's been awesome for you.

00:19:46 - It's been great.

00:19:47 Go to war for your guys.

00:19:48 - Dave, Dave.

00:19:48 - Be a team player.

00:19:49 - Dave put some juice behind Healthy Debates.

00:19:51 - He has, yeah, he has.

00:19:52 I saw somebody today, they go,

00:19:53 how many views you think you'd have if you didn't have Dave?

00:19:55 I said 47.

00:19:56 - Yeah, dude, does that, has that gone in your head at all?

00:20:00 - How would it go in my head?

00:20:01 - No, I'm saying like the fact that Dave,

00:20:03 - No, because.

00:20:04 - 'Cause it's Jetski getting paid, not you.

00:20:07 - Yeah, well I'll leave.

00:20:07 - And also, at some point he could be like,

00:20:09 well, you would have no subscribers without me.

00:20:13 - Do you think that's true?

00:20:14 - He increased the show production 100 times.

00:20:17 - I know, it's great.

00:20:18 - 100%.

00:20:18 - I'm excited.

00:20:19 - From two to four, so.

00:20:20 - Healthy Debate is my new favorite show.

00:20:21 It's the fastest growing show at Barstool.

00:20:22 - Right now I'm,

00:20:23 - That's a fact.

00:20:24 - Right, all I used to do was be like,

00:20:25 give me the ball.

00:20:26 I used to steal it from my own guys.

00:20:27 Now I'm fucking leading the league in assists.

00:20:30 You just, it's like a fastball and a curveball.

00:20:32 Now I got multiple pitches.

00:20:32 - And you didn't even steal it.

00:20:33 You didn't even steal it.

00:20:35 You put a gun in the back of that shoe.

00:20:36 - Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah.

00:20:37 Walking down the court, you're like,

00:20:38 I'm dead and you pick it up.

00:20:40 - What happened?

00:20:41 Roll out my knee, no I got blasted in the head

00:20:43 like fucking JFK.

00:20:44 Yeah, I know what I was doing.

00:20:45 But now I lead the league in assists.

00:20:47 So when it comes time for me to get my points

00:20:49 down the end of the road, yeah.

00:20:50 - You hope that people are like,

00:20:51 hey, spread some balls.

00:20:52 - Exactly, you would think a guy buying

00:20:54 42 million dollar houses,

00:20:55 housing more fucking migrants than Eric Adams

00:20:58 with gas, I love Elio, but Elio,

00:21:00 you can have people living there

00:21:01 like the fucking shelters in Brooklyn.

00:21:03 You got 42 million for a house,

00:21:06 you better take care of your guys

00:21:07 than when they're producing.

00:21:08 - Sweet.

00:21:09 - And they're on the road to recovery, drug free.

00:21:10 For 12 months.

00:21:12 - I think the question was,

00:21:13 are you worried at all that he's paying Jetski

00:21:16 and not you?

00:21:17 - We're gonna take you to the bank.

00:21:18 - It seemed like that was a roundabout way.

00:21:20 Let me say this.

00:21:21 - Yeah, that was a roundabout way of being like,

00:21:22 I am mad that Jetski's getting money.

00:21:24 - Absolutely not.

00:21:24 When my time comes, negotiations are gonna be

00:21:27 in my favor now.

00:21:28 - Oh no.

00:21:29 - Well, the other way to look at it

00:21:34 is your show is very expensive to produce.

00:21:38 - Oh no.

00:21:39 - Hank, cut down fucking production costs then,

00:21:41 if you're, well, how do you do that?

00:21:44 Like you have, you need those three guys in the booth

00:21:48 and they're gonna come knock and they're gonna say,

00:21:50 we can't live on what we got.

00:21:51 Do you want the money or you want your guys to have the money?

00:21:54 - Right now, I wanna lead the league in assists.

00:21:56 Please cut this if my wife is watching,

00:21:58 but yeah, we'll lead the league in assists.

00:22:01 But--

00:22:03 - So you want the other guys to get the money first.

00:22:05 - But at some point--

00:22:06 - Yeah, January, like, no, no, no.

00:22:09 January's right around the corner.

00:22:11 We don't like, I'm not going in at another vet minimum

00:22:14 for next year.

00:22:14 Like, yeah, I'll be honest about that.

00:22:16 But yeah, I want my guys, I want it all, I want it all.

00:22:18 - You're not currently Hank Warren.

00:22:20 You're not currently on, you've never been on a vet minimum.

00:22:24 You've been overpaid from the beginning.

00:22:26 You're starting to get finally to the point

00:22:28 where I can look at your salary and not throw up

00:22:31 that I'm just blowing out the window.

00:22:33 - There were also a lot of years I didn't get paid,

00:22:35 back pay.

00:22:37 - What?

00:22:38 - This show is still cranking out five ads in the beginning.

00:22:42 And I was getting envelopes from--

00:22:43 - You have four people on this show.

00:22:48 They like volunteered.

00:22:51 They saw it emerging.

00:22:53 Just like when I called in to pick them.

00:22:56 - So you're not mad that--

00:22:59 - No, I'm not mad.

00:23:00 - Okay.

00:23:01 - But when the time comes--

00:23:01 - Everybody, when the time comes next month--

00:23:03 - He's gonna have, ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun.

00:23:06 Rico's got the gun now, Dave.

00:23:08 - Yeah.

00:23:09 - So when you walk into Rico's office

00:23:12 in New York headquarters--

00:23:13 - What if he does a, so if he does like a walkout,

00:23:18 would I just have to go run healthy debate?

00:23:20 Like a scab, cross the picket line?

00:23:23 I'm not walking out, I'm doing well.

00:23:25 Good, hasn't been a walkout in nine months.

00:23:28 - But now he's got all the power.

00:23:33 - Again, we start from a place--

00:23:34 - I'm just saying, you tell a guy,

00:23:35 carry the bags, fucking, you know.

00:23:37 - Just win surviving Rico, you can solve all these problems.

00:23:40 - Trying.

00:23:41 They tacked fucking his guy, fucking.

00:23:43 - I'll walk, I'll be lucky, I'll walk away with 15 bucks

00:23:45 if I win that thing.

00:23:46 - What?

00:23:48 - Oh, Eric Adams?

00:23:49 - No, Joey B, Joey B hates money.

00:23:52 Hundred grand, hundred dollars.

00:23:55 - Yeah, he's gonna take it right out of your pocket.

00:23:57 - Right out.

00:23:58 - Taxes?

00:23:59 - Target taxes.

00:24:00 - Yeah, that's why I gotta get to Florida.

00:24:02 - Hey, is that an invite?

00:24:04 - No.

00:24:05 (laughing)

00:24:06 - Said you're building your crew.

00:24:08 - He said that like three years ago.

00:24:12 - Okay.

00:24:13 - Yeah, that was long before.

00:24:14 I mean, I'm coming back, I'm doing stuff.

00:24:16 - All right, fair enough, just saying.

00:24:18 - Okay, well, I'm excited now because now, Rico,

00:24:20 feels like you're building something back.

00:24:22 - Yeah.

00:24:24 - Building stronger together.

00:24:25 - Yeah, listen, that's a great base you got with subscribers.

00:24:31 It's hard to grow YouTube subscribers.

00:24:33 - Yes.

00:24:34 - Right.

00:24:35 - Yes, and Jet Ski deserves a raise.

00:24:37 - Yes.

00:24:38 - And so do you.

00:24:39 - He's killing it, yeah.

00:24:39 Everybody, Phil's chugging milk.

00:24:40 - No.

00:24:41 - Dukes.

00:24:42 - No, I'm not being, I won't say it.

00:24:46 I want everyone to be positive.

00:24:47 - Well, go ahead, you might as well just unlock the depression.

00:24:50 - You don't deserve a raise, you don't deserve a raise.

00:24:51 - All right, right, here we go.

00:24:52 - You don't deserve a raise.

00:24:53 - I mean.

00:24:54 - Not yet, you don't.

00:24:55 Jet Ski deserved a raise.

00:24:58 - Right.

00:24:59 - Yeah, but you're a number one assist man.

00:25:01 - That's fine.

00:25:04 - Yeah, I mean, generally.

00:25:04 - Steve Nash won two MVPs.

00:25:06 - You look at the league.

00:25:07 You look at the league, I don't care what league,

00:25:10 the guy's scoring the buckets.

00:25:12 You know, he's the guy who gets paid.

00:25:13 He's calling him an assist man, so it's like, that's.

00:25:15 - I'll have a PowerPoint with some of your scorers.

00:25:18 (laughing)

00:25:20 And we'll see where I compare.

00:25:21 - What?

00:25:22 - I will have my PowerPoint.

00:25:24 - Oh, with some of his top scorers?

00:25:27 Or bottom scorers?

00:25:28 - Yeah.

00:25:29 We're going down the road of depression.

00:25:31 - He's clean.

00:25:34 - You said don't count, but I always do still,

00:25:36 if I have to bring out the PowerPoint,

00:25:38 I will bring out the PowerPoint and present my case.

00:25:42 - You get an Excel sheet with some dust on it,

00:25:43 but you can open it back up.

00:25:44 - I think you just got threatened with a PowerPoint, Dave.

00:25:47 - It sounded that way.

00:25:48 - Don't make him do the PowerPoint.

00:25:51 - No.

00:25:52 A guy who's got to backdoor his way

00:25:54 into Michigan via his sister, he can't handle PowerPoints.

00:25:58 So I'm hoping that's going to make his head spin

00:26:00 and he'll just be like, you know what?

00:26:02 Here's a check.

00:26:03 Thank you very much.

00:26:04 Come live in my house like the rest of my migrants,

00:26:06 Eric Adams.

00:26:07 - This is so good.

00:26:09 'Cause Rico was like, right before we started picking him,

00:26:12 he was pumped.

00:26:13 He's like, this is going to be fun.

00:26:14 - Yeah, nah, I turned it on.

00:26:16 - You just started just--

00:26:17 - I haven't turned on his Pledge Master Dan,

00:26:19 his pervert Dan.

00:26:20 - I haven't done it.

00:26:22 He's just been spewing.

00:26:23 Rico, I didn't even do anything to wind him up this time.

00:26:26 Last week, yeah, that was my fault.

00:26:27 - No, you did, you did.

00:26:29 You were like, are you worried about

00:26:31 Jessie getting all the money?

00:26:32 - Well, yeah, because you also know

00:26:36 that that's part of what your deal was,

00:26:38 is putting Rico in that position.

00:26:40 - I'm just trying to pay the guy

00:26:42 behind the glass M subscribers.

00:26:44 So, you know, a year down the road,

00:26:47 we can have a real conversation about a race.

00:26:49 - Yeah.

00:26:49 ♪ 'Cause you had a bad day ♪

00:26:55 ♪ Take it on down ♪

00:26:57 ♪ Sing a sad song, just turn it around ♪

00:27:00 ♪ They don't know ♪

00:27:03 - It's all right.

00:27:04 Me and Daniel in the shower again.

00:27:07 - Who?

00:27:07 - Daniel Powder, he sings it.

00:27:09 - Daniel Powder?

00:27:11 - That's who sings it.

00:27:12 - Oh.

00:27:13 - P-O-W-T-E-R.

00:27:15 Listen to it many times.

00:27:17 - I'm pumped for Rico.

00:27:18 The only thing, like, selfishly,

00:27:20 I'm a little sad because I think

00:27:21 Healthy Debate's growing to a point

00:27:23 where I had to actually come to grips with this myself.

00:27:26 Whereas, like, Healthy Debate's growing so much

00:27:27 he might not want to move to Chicago anymore,

00:27:29 which sucks 'cause I like being around Rico.

00:27:31 - Yeah, he's got his misfit crew behind the glass there

00:27:34 that really make that show tick.

00:27:37 - Yeah, so I am, like, I shouldn't,

00:27:41 I'm trying to suppress the feeling of being sad about that

00:27:45 because ultimately I want Rico to be happy.

00:27:48 - I'm just happily pretending I don't know how much

00:27:52 Dugues and Meek Phil make because it can't be more

00:27:54 than a buck 50 between the two of them.

00:27:56 So I don't even want to know that

00:27:59 because I know that show's gonna get,

00:28:00 if it keeps doing well, those fucking morons

00:28:03 behind the glass are gonna have to be compensated somehow.

00:28:07 - More assists.

00:28:08 - Some would say you're paying probably 50 million

00:28:12 in salaries for a pervert show.

00:28:14 So like, what's two for the number one debate show

00:28:18 in the country? - 50 million?

00:28:20 - Drive Time Radio.

00:28:21 - Dude.

00:28:22 - It is, right?

00:28:23 That's a good one. - They were paying a lot

00:28:24 for a pervert show.

00:28:26 - What?

00:28:27 Well, you said it's a pervert show.

00:28:28 - We were paying a lot for a pervert show.

00:28:29 - Paying a lot for a pervert show.

00:28:30 What's a mil for my guys?

00:28:32 Five mil, divided. - A mil?

00:28:34 - Divided. - Oh no.

00:28:35 - Five mil?

00:28:37 - Five guys.

00:28:38 - Five mil, a mil each?

00:28:40 - You're getting 50 million to fucking--

00:28:41 - I'm not getting 50 million.

00:28:42 - Doing live sex shows, fucking weirdo.

00:28:45 (laughing)

00:28:46 - Sounds like I lost the riders.

00:28:47 - No, but when we need to negotiate,

00:28:49 we will stab you in the back.

00:28:51 - Yeah, right, okay, no.

00:28:52 And I expect nothing different.

00:28:53 - You know that, though.

00:28:54 - Yeah, exactly. - No, I expect nothing different.

00:28:55 - You know that, you're still my guy.

00:28:56 - I told Rico-- - Now he's threatening

00:28:58 my livelihood.

00:28:58 - For Surviving Barstool, I was like,

00:29:01 I know you're gonna stab me in the back

00:29:02 and I'm totally fine with it.

00:29:04 Just let me know that I'm, you know, let me know.

00:29:07 That's fine, 'cause this Surviving Barstool's

00:29:10 gonna be great, but there's some guys

00:29:12 that are gonna do stuff that are gonna be--

00:29:14 - Rico. - Yeah.

00:29:15 - The Dog, Jerry, Gaz.

00:29:19 - Jay. - There's people who will,

00:29:20 yeah, murder for 100 grand, so just--

00:29:23 - And I'm cool with it. - Be prepared.

00:29:25 - Yeah, I'm not gonna take offense to it,

00:29:27 so I'm cool, I'm almost giving you permission

00:29:30 to stab me in the back, no problem.

00:29:32 I expect it and I hope you win the money,

00:29:35 'cause that would solve a lot.

00:29:37 - Yeah, then I don't have to get paid, yeah.

00:29:39 - You just pass it-- - You act like

00:29:41 you're on welfare stamps, that's crazy.

00:29:43 - I do not act like that, I absolutely do not.

00:29:48 - You said carry the bags at practice,

00:29:50 take some charges, dish the ball.

00:29:53 I've been doing that.

00:29:55 - That's a fact, okay, should we talk some games

00:29:58 and gambling, 'cause it is a gambling show.

00:30:01 - And that's been the coaching for 10 years,

00:30:03 so then when time comes, you face the actual

00:30:07 day of reckoning and it doesn't come out,

00:30:10 like your whole belief system fucks you.

00:30:13 - I don't know what you're saying right now.

00:30:15 - Never mind, I went too deep.

00:30:18 (laughing)

00:30:20 For 10 years he's been saying build something,

00:30:21 do this, carry the bags, change, don't be a miserable fuck.

00:30:25 When you get to that point and then it's time to--

00:30:29 - Quick, quick, quick question,

00:30:30 I was zoning out a little bit there for,

00:30:32 how long has Healthy Debate been airing on--

00:30:35 - That's the thing, I'm not, now it's gonna get

00:30:36 like I'm getting ahead of my sales.

00:30:39 - It seems like you are.

00:30:40 - As a matter of fact-- - I think it's skins,

00:30:43 not sales, but that's all fair.

00:30:46 I think what you always gotta remember

00:30:49 is I've always been fair and rational with you,

00:30:51 you've been the crazy one.

00:30:52 And I will continue to be fair and rational with you.

00:30:56 - I would say misunderstood, but yeah, that's fair.

00:30:59 Not crazy, misunderstood.

00:31:03 - He's misunderstood.

00:31:05 - You weren't crazy when you threw the high noon can

00:31:08 at Big T or was harassing Con's wife?

00:31:11 That's misunderstood?

00:31:12 - That's misunderstood.

00:31:13 - A long period of misunderstanding leads to craziness, yes.

00:31:17 Not denying that craziness, but again--

00:31:20 - Crazily misunderstood.

00:31:21 - Drugs.

00:31:22 You're a big fan of Jersey Jerry recovery,

00:31:26 I'm not getting any chips from you.

00:31:27 Doesn't seem like you're applauding my recovery.

00:31:31 Another day sober, like it's just, hey,

00:31:32 it's another day sober. - I'm helping you.

00:31:34 - Yes, it's another day sober for me.

00:31:35 - I don't, I'm not a light switch guy, like--

00:31:38 - Well, not anymore. - Decades of destruction

00:31:41 and murder. (laughing)

00:31:43 - What'd he say?

00:31:44 - Not anymore. - Not anymore.

00:31:46 - Destruction, despair, all that stuff.

00:31:50 It takes a little time to rebuild.

00:31:52 - Fair enough. - All right, let's go.

00:31:53 Let's go football. - Yeah, let's go football.

00:31:54 - Let's talk football.

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00:32:41 Okay, let's talk some games, boys.

00:32:43 Well, let's first go records.

00:32:45 It's bad, it's bad. - It's horrible.

00:32:46 It's horrible.

00:32:47 - I'm having such a bad season, and it's so frustrating,

00:32:50 'cause I feel like I'm just a second away from popping off

00:32:54 and getting a big week going, but I can't do it.

00:32:58 Dave, you went seven and 10 last week.

00:33:00 You're sitting at 52.9%.

00:33:02 That's nice.

00:33:03 I went 17, 23, and three.

00:33:06 I'm sitting at 43.8%.

00:33:08 That's not nice.

00:33:09 Rico, you went five, seven, and one, 30, 40, and two, 42.8%.

00:33:14 The Mortalloc, Tulane, what happened?

00:33:20 That was halftime and full game.

00:33:21 - Yeah, they spotted on the points.

00:33:23 They won by 12, fumble on the goal line going in.

00:33:26 They were the better team, but didn't cover,

00:33:28 so that gets you nothing.

00:33:30 It's a loss, another loss.

00:33:31 It's just what it is.

00:33:32 Can't put it together.

00:33:33 Thought I had, maybe, that would have been

00:33:35 two weeks in a row.

00:33:36 All right, we're building, we're getting out of the basement.

00:33:38 Just can't get it done.

00:33:39 Spotted UAB, too many points.

00:33:41 - What's the units at?

00:33:42 Minus what?

00:33:45 - What was it?

00:33:46 It's close.

00:33:48 17, 20-ish.

00:33:51 - So we're on Burger Watch.

00:33:52 - Yeah, it's bad.

00:33:53 - We're on Burger Watch.

00:33:54 I don't wanna see you go back to Burger Land.

00:33:57 - Gotta figure it out.

00:33:58 - In terms of the college football landscape,

00:34:01 Dave, I do think Michigan's the best team

00:34:02 in the country right now.

00:34:03 - Oh, all on that one Nebraska game.

00:34:07 - Listen, I'm a fair guy.

00:34:09 I know Georgia struggled.

00:34:10 It's tough for me to put Michigan ahead of Georgia,

00:34:13 seeing what Georgia did to Michigan.

00:34:15 Still, I know different teams.

00:34:16 And until Georgia loses,

00:34:18 I just can't put Michigan ahead of them.

00:34:20 - Yeah, the reason I say that is the,

00:34:23 if you went on resumes, blind resumes,

00:34:26 Texas is probably number one in my book,

00:34:29 followed by Florida State and possibly Ohio State

00:34:34 'cause of the wins they've had on the road.

00:34:37 But in terms of what Michigan's done defensively,

00:34:42 no team has run a play inside of Michigan's 10-yard line.

00:34:46 They're getting a three and out 45% of the time.

00:34:49 So they're just absolutely smoking teams

00:34:53 and making it look like it's not even,

00:34:55 I mean, we went to Lincoln on Saturday.

00:34:57 It was depressing.

00:34:58 It was depressing.

00:34:59 - It was over in a heart beat.

00:35:01 - It was instant.

00:35:02 By the way, Dave, that first touchdown catch,

00:35:05 'cause we were sitting in the farther end zone,

00:35:06 that was one of the best catches of all time.

00:35:09 - Yeah, unbelievable.

00:35:09 - I saw that replay and I was like, "Holy fuck."

00:35:11 - Unbelievable.

00:35:12 - He caught it from behind his back.

00:35:14 So yeah, no, I think Michigan's very, very good.

00:35:18 I also told you, Dave,

00:35:20 I know that it probably is still a long shot,

00:35:22 but I feel like Sam Hartman, that drive against Duke.

00:35:25 - Yeah, but it was such a low scoring game.

00:35:29 And you got other guys out here like Kel Williams

00:35:31 and whatnot, video game numbers.

00:35:33 - Yeah, I brought that up on Pick Central

00:35:35 and they kind of shot it down.

00:35:36 I didn't think his was dead because he's gonna go head

00:35:39 to head with Caleb Williams.

00:35:40 - Right.

00:35:41 And if Caleb Williams catches a couple losses--

00:35:43 - It's on life support, but he's got a shot.

00:35:45 - And then you got Michael Penix and Bo Nix

00:35:48 have to go head to head.

00:35:49 And I told Dave too, the media,

00:35:54 'cause Heisman is voted by the media,

00:35:57 they love storylines, they love Notre Dame,

00:36:00 him waiting for Riley Leonard to check on him after

00:36:04 was such a Heisman moment, even though it wasn't in the game.

00:36:08 And that fourth down run was a Heisman moment.

00:36:10 That was an insane run.

00:36:12 - There's one guy too, I think,

00:36:13 if you're looking at the Heismans, Dylan Gabriel at 20 to one.

00:36:16 If he beats yours this week, yeah,

00:36:18 and then the rest of their schedule's not that bad.

00:36:20 - I mean, Florida State still hasn't lost.

00:36:22 - Florida State has not lost.

00:36:23 - Yeah, I'm just giving, I think people know, yeah.

00:36:26 He's at 16, that's still a good bet, you're right.

00:36:28 Dylan Gabriel at 20, yeah, there's a lot of value out there.

00:36:32 - Yeah, I'm just saying, I don't think it's as dead

00:36:33 as you think it is, Dave.

00:36:35 - Especially if he just goes berserk against Caleb Williams.

00:36:38 - If he goes berserk against Caleb Williams,

00:36:40 Notre Dame has one loss.

00:36:42 - I mean, he hasn't gone berserk.

00:36:44 - No, he has not.

00:36:45 - That's my problem, is he didn't go berserk

00:36:47 against Ohio State, and he didn't go berserk against Duke,

00:36:49 so it's like, all right,

00:36:51 they're not winning because of offense.

00:36:53 - He's got another nighttime game this week,

00:36:55 primetime game that everyone's gonna be watching,

00:36:57 so yeah, I don't know, I'm not writing it off yet.

00:37:01 Okay, games this week, pretty good slate.

00:37:05 We got the Red River Shootout starting things off,

00:37:09 so we'll start there.

00:37:10 - Do you think, big picture too, I guess,

00:37:13 have you been disappointed in the sense

00:37:15 that it hasn't been a full day strung together

00:37:19 of great games?

00:37:20 Into like the really big, you know the ones,

00:37:22 the Saturdays where we have where it's like,

00:37:23 holy shit, 12 o'clock, 3.30, ranked, 7 o'clock,

00:37:26 like run, run, run, it's been a good 12,

00:37:29 maybe a good seven, or just a good seven,

00:37:31 one good three, it hasn't been the chaotic day yet

00:37:34 all the way through, you know what I mean?

00:37:36 It's just a little disappointing from a viewing aspect.

00:37:39 - Yeah, I mean, I just bet on every game.

00:37:40 - Yeah, fair enough, so that'll get your juices flowing,

00:37:43 I'm just saying.

00:37:43 - Yeah, I've had 200 plays already.

00:37:46 - All right, yeah, fair enough.

00:37:47 - In five weeks, so yeah, every day is chaotic.

00:37:50 - I'm just saying, fair enough.

00:37:51 - Yeah, no, I'm being honest, yeah,

00:37:53 I know what you're saying.

00:37:54 There has not been that like incredible,

00:37:56 I mean, LSU Ole Miss was awesome,

00:37:58 but yeah, you're right, there hasn't been the day

00:38:00 where it's all the upsets, all the chaos,

00:38:02 but again, when you bet every game, it's always chaos.

00:38:05 - Where they show that graphic in the third quarter

00:38:07 of the late game, and it's like top 10,

00:38:09 and it's just like, here we go, yeah.

00:38:12 - No, you're right.

00:38:13 All right, Oklahoma, Texas, Red River rivalry,

00:38:16 big game, awesome game, what was that face, Dave?

00:38:21 - I don't know if I got hit by lightning.

00:38:23 - What do you mean?

00:38:25 Oh, in this game?

00:38:26 Oh, so now you're thinking Texas?

00:38:28 - When you said it, I think I may have got hit by lightning.

00:38:30 - You're thinking Texas now?

00:38:32 - Yeah.

00:38:33 - Oh, I saw that. - I had Oklahoma as a win.

00:38:35 - I saw that face, that was a lightning strike.

00:38:40 - Yeah, I just got hit by lightning, Texas.

00:38:43 - It is Texas minus six and a half, over under 60 and a half.

00:38:46 Wow, we saw that live.

00:38:49 It looked like he got actually struck by lightning.

00:38:51 - I don't love it, but I mean, I'm leaning,

00:38:54 I'm leaning Oklahoma.

00:38:55 - You're not even gonna address the lightning strike, Rico?

00:38:58 - The lightning strike was, he just--

00:38:59 - That I mentioned Oklahoma.

00:39:01 - No, he really got hit by lightning?

00:39:03 - You don't-- - Yes, he got hit

00:39:03 by lightning just now.

00:39:05 - He don't got it, he never got it.

00:39:06 - He don't got it, you don't know what

00:39:08 that lightning strike is.

00:39:09 You don't understand.

00:39:11 - I mentioned it to him, and then he bets against me, yes.

00:39:14 - He's never been hit by lightning.

00:39:16 - Never.

00:39:17 - He's never been hit by lightning.

00:39:18 - I say something, his brain doesn't have enough electricity

00:39:20 to attract the lightning.

00:39:21 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, back door, yeah, yeah, okay.

00:39:24 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't got it,

00:39:25 explain the lightning to us.

00:39:27 - I'm gonna be a nursing student,

00:39:29 and then he just back door you away in there, fuck.

00:39:31 (laughing)

00:39:34 Jackass, you never want, you took a seat away

00:39:36 from a fucking innocent nurse.

00:39:38 You think I forget that?

00:39:40 You had no intention to go into the nursing program,

00:39:42 admit that on camera, you fucking rat.

00:39:45 Yeah, I like Oklahoma in this game, but I don't love it.

00:39:48 - But that is so, you don't know what the lightning is.

00:39:50 - I mentioned lightning, he hears it,

00:39:52 he immediately flips his bet, he immediately flips his bet.

00:39:56 Yes, I get it, I get the whole thing.

00:39:58 It hasn't worked out for him, he didn't say BYU was pesky.

00:40:02 BYU won the game outright, fucking.

00:40:03 - No, no, no, he doesn't got it.

00:40:04 - Go ahead, explain lightning.

00:40:05 - He doesn't got it.

00:40:06 - Explain lightning.

00:40:07 - As hard as it may be to believe for you, Rico.

00:40:11 As hard as it may believe,

00:40:12 because I know you can't fathom a world,

00:40:15 this has nothing to do with it.

00:40:17 - Oh, okay, all right, fair enough.

00:40:18 - Zero, that's why you don't got it.

00:40:20 - Got it, go ahead.

00:40:21 - Lightning strikes, and this is something

00:40:23 that Dave's been talking about for years,

00:40:25 but every gambler knows this.

00:40:27 You go into a week and you have in your head

00:40:31 a guaranteed win.

00:40:32 You're like, okay, this is a guaranteed win.

00:40:35 I had that with, it ended up being a push,

00:40:38 but for the entire season, I was like,

00:40:40 Ohio State, guaranteed win against Notre Dame,

00:40:43 can't wait to bet it, and at the last second,

00:40:45 I was like, wait, what the fuck, why do I think this?

00:40:48 Dave has been thinking all week,

00:40:50 Oklahoma is literally, don't even have to worry about it.

00:40:53 - In the win column.

00:40:54 - Yeah, put it in, win, no problem.

00:40:57 - That's crazy, you can go back and forth,

00:40:59 they may win, Dan said the game,

00:41:01 I literally made a face because I got hit by lightning.

00:41:04 I'm like, oh my God, I'm wrong, and it's Texas.

00:41:07 And by the way, I think I'm like 13 and,

00:41:08 I've documented my lightning picks,

00:41:10 and I've never lost 13-0 Texas.

00:41:13 - So literally has nothing to do with you.

00:41:14 - Okay, I thought, I did mention Dylan Gabriel.

00:41:16 - No, I know, I know, because every,

00:41:18 you assume the entire world revolves around you

00:41:22 at all times. - Got it, right.

00:41:24 Got it.

00:41:26 - I don't think you got it still.

00:41:30 - I got it, he got hit by lightning.

00:41:33 It's a shame it wasn't literal.

00:41:36 - There was a second--

00:41:36 - Yeah, Oklahoma, plus the six and a half.

00:41:38 - There was a second there where Rico was like,

00:41:39 wait, he literally got hit by lightning?

00:41:41 - I had to check.

00:41:42 (laughing)

00:41:44 I thought he meant his house.

00:41:46 And then he just had this face for this,

00:41:48 for like five minutes, when we're like,

00:41:49 you don't got it, he's like, I got it.

00:41:51 - I got it.

00:41:53 - You got it, all right, Oklahoma plus six and a half.

00:41:56 - Okay, so Dave--

00:41:57 - Oh, yes, though, that does help.

00:41:59 - So Dave, you got Texas lightning strike?

00:42:03 - Yes.

00:42:05 - I can see where your lightning strike's coming from,

00:42:09 'cause I've had the same thought

00:42:11 that Oklahoma's gonna be easy.

00:42:14 I'm gonna take the over 60 and a half,

00:42:15 that's a principle play, Red River shootout.

00:42:18 - I like the over, too, but--

00:42:19 - Red River rivalry, have to take the over.

00:42:21 I'll take Oklahoma as well, though now I'm nervous,

00:42:25 because the lightning strike is real.

00:42:27 That's a real thing that happens.

00:42:29 Fuck, okay, next game.

00:42:32 Mizzou, LSU, LSU at Mizzou, ranked game.

00:42:37 What did you give that face?

00:42:38 - I didn't expect it.

00:42:39 - What did you expect? - I never can get,

00:42:41 no, I just can never get your five.

00:42:42 - What were your five?

00:42:44 - I don't write 'em down.

00:42:45 - What was the five you were thinking?

00:42:47 - I wasn't.

00:42:48 - I mean, it's ranked versus ranked.

00:42:49 - Yeah, fair enough.

00:42:50 - Mizzou's five and O.

00:42:52 I usually just picked ranked versus ranked.

00:42:54 - That works.

00:42:55 - What were you thinking?

00:42:56 - I wasn't thinking, I just didn't expect--

00:42:58 - Well, there was clearly a game--

00:43:00 - No, I didn't expect LSU-Mizzou.

00:43:02 - So what was the game that you would have picked?

00:43:04 - That was not on my radar.

00:43:05 - So what was the game you would have picked?

00:43:08 - I don't know if I could get five.

00:43:10 Well, all right, what do you have?

00:43:11 Let's read 'em off.

00:43:12 - I think I, I mean, there's three obvious.

00:43:14 - All right.

00:43:15 - I think there's another four.

00:43:16 - The five games I wrote down is LSU and Mizzou,

00:43:17 Alabama, Texas A&M, Kentucky, Georgia,

00:43:20 Notre Dame, and Louisville.

00:43:21 - Wazoo, UCLA?

00:43:24 - I did not write that down.

00:43:26 - We're different, it's fine.

00:43:27 - You think we should do that one?

00:43:28 - Nah, I'm picking it anyway, so it's fine.

00:43:29 - UCLA's not ranked anymore.

00:43:30 - Yeah, I got it, it's all right.

00:43:32 I never get the five, so don't worry about it.

00:43:35 What's the spread?

00:43:38 - The spread at LSU-Mizzou is six.

00:43:42 Mizzou plus six, over under 64 and a half.

00:43:45 LSU can't stop anything right now.

00:43:48 Mizzou's pretty, I mean, Mizzou's five and O.

00:43:50 They haven't played anyone, but they're five and O.

00:43:52 - They beat Kansas State.

00:43:53 - Okay.

00:43:54 - Yeah, that was Enrico Bosco, a mortal that I flipped on.

00:43:57 I like Missouri here, plus points, plus seven.

00:43:59 I do think LSU-

00:44:01 - Plus six.

00:44:02 - Plus six, they bounced back last time great after a loss,

00:44:06 but I think Mizzou at home, I'm gonna take 'em here.

00:44:10 - Okay, I am going to take Mizzou as well.

00:44:13 I'm also gonna take the over in this game.

00:44:14 I just, LSU can't stop anything right now.

00:44:17 Their defense is, it's not even like,

00:44:20 when you look at it, it's like guys in the wrong position,

00:44:22 just guys getting run on.

00:44:24 That Ole Miss game was crazy to watch,

00:44:27 how easy it was for Ole Miss to move the ball.

00:44:29 I think I live bet the over at like 85, and it was easy.

00:44:34 Rico, what are your thoughts?

00:44:36 - I'll take the over.

00:44:37 - Take the over. - I agree with you, yeah.

00:44:38 - Okay.

00:44:38 - I watched Mizzou against Kansas State.

00:44:40 I was impressed with that offense to a degree.

00:44:42 LSU's gonna score, give me the over.

00:44:44 - Okay, next up, Alabama texts A&M.

00:44:48 Texts A&M plus two and a half over under 46 and a half.

00:44:51 Dave.

00:44:53 - Taking A&M, I don't love it.

00:44:55 I just am not sold on Alabama,

00:44:59 that they've got things figured out.

00:45:02 I don't know what I think of A&M, to be honest,

00:45:04 but it's at A&M, and I'm gonna take them

00:45:08 because they're the home team.

00:45:09 If it was Bama minus two and a half at Bama,

00:45:13 I'd probably take Bama.

00:45:14 So this is like a home where they're playing the game

00:45:19 pick for me.

00:45:20 - Okay, okay, Rico, mortal.

00:45:24 Oh Dave, you have a private chat?

00:45:27 - Yeah, I just tweeted that.

00:45:28 I don't understand how the media works at all.

00:45:32 Like I just tweeted that out there,

00:45:34 that the Boston Globe has a headline, Dave Portnoy.

00:45:36 Like what was the exact headline?

00:45:39 It's Dave Portnoy, the pizza influencer

00:45:44 with a private jet and a troll army.

00:45:46 Like of all the things to put in a headline,

00:45:49 I just don't have a private jet.

00:45:52 So I mean, why would you put that in a headline?

00:45:56 There's plenty of things you can say,

00:45:57 but I wish I had a private jet.

00:46:00 - Yeah, it'd be sick if you had a private jet.

00:46:03 - Yeah.

00:46:05 And I'm not one of those like atmosphere,

00:46:07 like global war, like I'll fly my private jet

00:46:11 from like Manhattan to like Belmont.

00:46:15 Like I don't fucking care.

00:46:16 Yeah, I have it, I'll fucking fly it.

00:46:19 I'm not gonna be the apology guy.

00:46:21 It's like, you know what?

00:46:22 I don't have kids.

00:46:23 Your fucking grandkids can worry about it, I'm good.

00:46:26 - Yeah, it's good to not be an apology guy.

00:46:29 I side with you on that.

00:46:30 - Well, unless you sexualize a global superstar.

00:46:34 (laughing)

00:46:36 - Okay, this is your mortal.

00:46:38 - Takes longer to take off and land

00:46:39 than it does to fucking be in the air.

00:46:41 But I agree with him.

00:46:41 - Well, not really, non-traffic from Manhattan to Belmont.

00:46:45 - No, no, I meant longer to take like ascend and descend

00:46:49 than you are actually in the air to go to Belmont.

00:46:51 That's my point.

00:46:52 But I agree with you, I'd do it too.

00:46:54 I'd fucking do it to the office if I had the fucking jet.

00:46:57 - Oh yeah, no, I know that.

00:46:59 - Okay.

00:46:59 - A&M mortal.

00:47:03 - Oh, you're telling your mortal right now.

00:47:04 - Yeah, I do.

00:47:05 I think there's something to be said with A&M.

00:47:07 I've had this game kind of circled.

00:47:09 I was a big Wegman guy, he goes down.

00:47:11 I like what I see out of Max Johnson at home,

00:47:14 Jimbo Fisher, like A&M, I just like it.

00:47:17 I also think it's a tough schedule ahead.

00:47:20 But A&M at a little bit of a sprinkle,

00:47:22 at 100 to one is like looking at me as well in that SEC.

00:47:26 - Elio's team.

00:47:27 What was the--

00:47:28 - No, no, he's Texas this year.

00:47:30 - Texas this year, that's right, that's right.

00:47:33 Okay.

00:47:34 - By the way, I don't know if you saw,

00:47:37 I don't know that we can work with ESPN or what,

00:47:39 but they'd be a fool not to invite Mr. Ice

00:47:42 to this new thing they're unveiling in hockey.

00:47:44 The hockey red zone where they just show every goal.

00:47:47 Imagine Ice on that program,

00:47:49 he'd be having fucking a heart attack.

00:47:51 - He'd just be ripping his shirt off.

00:47:52 I don't really know how that's gonna work.

00:47:54 - Yeah, because you don't know when someone's gonna score.

00:47:57 - Yeah, it's like hockey goes so fast,

00:48:00 it's just gonna be replays.

00:48:01 - Well, they're gonna be post.

00:48:02 - Yeah, they're gonna have to wait for a goal

00:48:05 and then they switch it to the goal quickly.

00:48:07 - Yeah, I can't wait for Mr. Ice to be back.

00:48:10 When's hockey back, like a week?

00:48:12 - Preseason last time.

00:48:13 - Yeah, he just released merch like 300 seconds

00:48:15 with Mr. Ice, I don't know what that is.

00:48:17 - 300 seconds?

00:48:19 - That's what he's doing.

00:48:21 - What's 300 seconds?

00:48:22 - Five minutes?

00:48:23 60 times five?

00:48:24 - Five minutes?

00:48:26 - What?

00:48:29 Yeah, I actually got into my school.

00:48:31 I didn't backdoor my way in.

00:48:32 - No, he's talking to Dave.

00:48:35 - Where'd you go to school again?

00:48:36 - He's talking to Dave.

00:48:37 - Nichols.

00:48:38 - Sorry, no disrespect.

00:48:42 - It's okay.

00:48:43 Some of us maxed out in Swampscot,

00:48:46 some of us can play collegiate athletics.

00:48:48 Bad shoulder, I'd target that,

00:48:52 you wouldn't get off the line on me in four seconds.

00:48:55 Work you like fucking Teddy Atlas.

00:48:59 (laughing)

00:49:01 Okay, I'm taking A&M as well.

00:49:04 Next up, Kentucky at Georgia.

00:49:06 Kentucky at Georgia, this is gonna be a good game.

00:49:10 I actually think Georgia,

00:49:11 like there is something to be said two times.

00:49:14 They've come out slow.

00:49:16 I think they're still very, very good,

00:49:17 but there's something a little off.

00:49:20 Remember last year I think it was,

00:49:21 when Kentucky scored that last minute touchdown

00:49:25 to cover the spread, was that last year?

00:49:27 Or maybe the year before.

00:49:28 Whenever we went to Tennessee,

00:49:29 I vividly remember walking into Tennessee Stadium,

00:49:33 like watching the game on my phone as we needed that.

00:49:36 Kentucky's 14 and a half point dogs

00:49:38 over under 48 and a half, Rico.

00:49:41 - Think there's a lot of buzz with Kentucky.

00:49:45 I mean, Kentucky thinks they win this game.

00:49:47 They're in the driver's seat

00:49:48 to go to the SEC Championship game.

00:49:50 Do I think they'll do it?

00:49:51 I don't know.

00:49:52 I'm just gonna take Georgia.

00:49:54 I don't love it, I'm gonna take Georgia.

00:49:55 - Okay, Dave?

00:49:56 - I think taking, it's maybe a get right spot.

00:49:59 Georgia hasn't been playing great.

00:50:00 They figure it out.

00:50:01 Flex on somebody.

00:50:02 It's one of those things, they just smoosh you.

00:50:04 You can't do anything.

00:50:05 We've seen it a hundred times.

00:50:06 Maybe this is the week.

00:50:07 I'll take my chance with Georgia.

00:50:09 - Yeah, I agree with Rico.

00:50:11 I think everyone's high on Kentucky.

00:50:13 They look great.

00:50:14 Georgia struggled.

00:50:15 I don't think the way this game goes,

00:50:18 you can expect that to happen again, a little reverse.

00:50:20 So I think Georgia could get right here

00:50:22 or flex their muscles, as Rico says.

00:50:24 So I'll take Georgia, lay the points.

00:50:26 - Okay, I'm going to, I believe I'm gonna take

00:50:28 over 48 and a half in this game.

00:50:31 I gotta look real quick.

00:50:32 I wrote everything down.

00:50:34 Yeah, I'm gonna take over 48 and a half in this game.

00:50:37 Okay, next game.

00:50:39 Next game, I might add Kentucky, but I'm not sure.

00:50:43 You guys are making a lot of sense.

00:50:46 So I'll just stick with the over for right now.

00:50:50 Next game, we have, what is it?

00:50:54 Notre Dame and Louisville, night game.

00:50:56 Louisville, your team?

00:50:59 - 81% of the public on Notre Dame.

00:51:01 I had this one circled as well.

00:51:02 I like Louisville a lot.

00:51:04 I don't think I'll need the six and a half.

00:51:05 I think they win the game outright.

00:51:06 - Whoa.

00:51:08 - I love Louisville in this spot.

00:51:09 Love it.

00:51:10 - What happened with Louisville?

00:51:11 - NC State?

00:51:12 - Yeah, that was a tough game.

00:51:13 - Couldn't run the ball.

00:51:14 NC State came to play.

00:51:15 - So you think they're gonna be able to run the ball

00:51:16 against Notre Dame?

00:51:17 - I think they'll be okay.

00:51:19 I like Louisville.

00:51:20 - All right, I'm gonna take Louisville as well,

00:51:21 plus six and a half.

00:51:22 Dave?

00:51:24 - I'm gonna take Louisville as well.

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00:52:47 - And by the way, Sunday we'll be able to,

00:52:49 we'll be watching the games together, boys.

00:52:51 - Yeah. - Yep.

00:52:52 - And I assume that they'll let us do streams

00:52:55 during the week for baseball.

00:52:57 - Yeah, you gotta assume.

00:52:58 It's a good week to be in the office

00:52:59 with all that stuff going on.

00:53:00 - I got my Orioles, I'm rooting for the Orioles.

00:53:03 - What time you doing Healthy Debate, Rico?

00:53:04 - 35 to one.

00:53:05 - I think there's a possibility to try and do it at like one.

00:53:08 - Wait, I'm not doing the Yak.

00:53:12 I don't think Kevin's doing radio.

00:53:14 - Right, I think that opened up.

00:53:16 - No, well the Yak is still going.

00:53:17 - Oh, they didn't tell me that part.

00:53:20 - Yes. - Okay.

00:53:21 So it's tough.

00:53:22 - But I think everyone who's in Surviving Barstool

00:53:25 isn't doing their shows that week, live shows.

00:53:26 - Well yeah, but those shows have other hosts

00:53:28 that can fill in.

00:53:29 - Well yeah, Rico has, you could have someone else.

00:53:32 - Jet Ski could definitely do it.

00:53:33 - Yeah. - Right.

00:53:34 - Could he?

00:53:37 - Well, I mean, a team guy.

00:53:38 I said, Rob was like, what's that face?

00:53:41 (laughing)

00:53:42 What is that face?

00:53:43 Oh, Rico's.

00:53:44 - He's probably.

00:53:46 (laughing)

00:53:48 - It's fine.

00:53:51 - I saw a TikTok the other day.

00:53:52 Maybe he's on E again.

00:53:55 Used to take E every time I went to a club.

00:53:57 - Tracks.

00:53:59 (laughing)

00:54:01 - He's in Miami.

00:54:04 - There was a TikTok. - Spending money recklessly.

00:54:05 - There was a TikTok that said that he was on E again?

00:54:08 - Yeah, I watched that.

00:54:08 - I think I said it.

00:54:09 - He said it.

00:54:11 - Oh, not again.

00:54:12 If you saw me at a club at three in the morning, yeah.

00:54:16 Yes, drugs, very much.

00:54:18 (laughing)

00:54:20 - So Rico, are you gonna find someone to fill in?

00:54:24 Rob asked, he asked me if I would not do the act

00:54:28 because there is a potential of spoilers during the week.

00:54:31 Accidental spoilers.

00:54:32 I said, yes, that's fine.

00:54:34 If everyone else is doing the same thing,

00:54:35 I think Kevin and Dave,

00:54:37 you guys aren't doing Barstool Radio, right?

00:54:41 - I'm not, no, I don't even know what the schedule is.

00:54:44 Obviously, whatever.

00:54:46 - Fair enough.

00:54:47 - They told us, 'cause it is true,

00:54:49 if you're doing it, people can pick up,

00:54:51 oh, look, he looks like he took a shower.

00:54:53 Maybe he's already been out.

00:54:54 - Oh, okay.

00:54:55 - He looks tired.

00:54:56 He doesn't look tired.

00:54:57 - I just wouldn't answer the calls that they ask about that.

00:54:59 I also, it's one of those--

00:55:01 - I think you gotta give Dukes a shot.

00:55:03 - Okay.

00:55:04 - Dukes and Healthy Debate would be electric.

00:55:06 - That'd be great.

00:55:07 - All right, we'll do it.

00:55:07 - Yeah, let Dukes do it.

00:55:08 - Let's do it.

00:55:09 I just don't wanna not do it for the week.

00:55:11 - Yeah, no, I agree with you.

00:55:12 I'm 100% on your side.

00:55:14 I think everyone's finding replacements.

00:55:15 Dukes, Dukes would be electric.

00:55:18 - It's like the first season of fucking Sopranos now.

00:55:20 It's all people could talk about.

00:55:21 Like, yo, we wanna keep it rolling.

00:55:23 - I agree with you.

00:55:24 - Let's get Dukes in there.

00:55:26 Perfect, I'll text him today.

00:55:28 - Love that.

00:55:29 - But they just gotta find a time.

00:55:31 If you're doing the yak.

00:55:32 - No, they can do it at four o'clock.

00:55:33 What are you talking about?

00:55:34 You're not gonna be involved in it.

00:55:35 - All right.

00:55:36 - Like, they're doing the yak.

00:55:37 - They would have already been able to do that.

00:55:38 - Right, they're doing the yak.

00:55:39 I'm having no involvement with it next week.

00:55:41 - Got it, got it.

00:55:42 - So that way there's no chance

00:55:43 of a live spoiler slipping out.

00:55:45 Which I think is the right play, Rob, doing that.

00:55:50 - Got it.

00:55:52 - Okay, tune in to Healthy Debate with Dukes.

00:55:55 - Sick.

00:55:56 - What?

00:55:57 - Sick, yeah, no, it's awesome.

00:55:58 We're good, we're ready to go.

00:56:01 - Great, all right, should we do our cards?

00:56:04 Let's get a winning week going, boys.

00:56:05 - Let's try to get going.

00:56:06 - Let's get a winning week going.

00:56:08 Dave, you wanna start?

00:56:09 - Yes, I have Illinois Friday night,

00:56:16 minus three and a half against Nebraska.

00:56:18 Nebraska's terrible.

00:56:20 Let's like, mission good, let's not overlook

00:56:23 how bad Nebraska is.

00:56:24 Illinois is maybe mediocre, Nebraska's not.

00:56:27 Missouri plus seven at home against LSU, gave it out.

00:56:32 I did a lightning pick, I switched to Texas,

00:56:34 minus six and a half, also like the over six and a half.

00:56:37 I like UCLA, minus three and a half again home

00:56:39 against Wash State, I feel like the Pac-12

00:56:41 is gonna bounce around with home teams winning.

00:56:44 Bama plus two and a half against, I mean, excuse me,

00:56:46 A&M plus two and a half against Bama.

00:56:48 Iowa at home, minus two and a half against Purdue.

00:56:51 Kansas, minus two and a half at home, over 64 and a half,

00:56:56 UCF, Georgia minus 14 and a half at home, Kentucky.

00:57:00 Arkansas, plus 11 and a half against Ole Miss on the road,

00:57:03 I think Ole Miss will just take a breath there.

00:57:06 - I like that. - Louisville plus six

00:57:09 and a half at home against Notre Dame.

00:57:11 Iowa State plus six and a half at home against TCU.

00:57:15 Miami, minus 21 at home against Georgia Tech,

00:57:17 over 56 and a half.

00:57:19 Wyoming, plus five and a half at home against Fresno.

00:57:22 There it is.

00:57:23 - I like it, that's a good card.

00:57:27 All right, I'll do mine real quick.

00:57:29 I have, starting with tonight's,

00:57:31 you might have to tweet this one out,

00:57:34 'cause we have now 50 straight days of football.

00:57:37 - It's unbelievable. - Incredible.

00:57:38 50 straight days of football.

00:57:41 Tonight I have Jacksonville State plus three and a half

00:57:44 against Middle Tennessee, if you wanna tweet that one out.

00:57:47 - Why does it, what's, can you figure out that line?

00:57:50 Doesn't it seem like Jacksonville State's a rat?

00:57:52 Mississippi, Middle Tennessee's one and four?

00:57:54 - I know nothing about this game.

00:57:56 - Jacksonville State's been pretty good.

00:57:57 - I'm just taking it because it's on TV.

00:57:58 - It's four and one against one and four.

00:58:00 - All right, okay.

00:58:02 Hey, listen, I respect you as a, okay.

00:58:04 Don't, though you did the research.

00:58:05 - No.

00:58:07 - It's fine. - Game on TV, bet it.

00:58:09 That's my brain, it's as simple as it could be.

00:58:11 - We're recording this right now, speaking of games on TV,

00:58:15 I have big man on mound postseason syndrome right now.

00:58:20 I cannot stay away from Nathan Evaldi.

00:58:23 - Is he pitching today for the Rangers?

00:58:28 - Rangers, yeah.

00:58:29 - It's a big gallon day, too, tonight.

00:58:31 - I just, any time I see, it's like Josh Beckett,

00:58:35 like those big fucking horses,

00:58:37 Schilling is a piece of shit, but Schilling.

00:58:39 - Lackey, Lester, yeah.

00:58:41 - You let, like big fucking fast--

00:58:43 - Big pitcher's ass.

00:58:44 - They're hosses, yeah, big hoss.

00:58:46 - Pitchers with a big ass, they do do well.

00:58:48 - Fastballs, like just on the black.

00:58:50 - Yeah, they are built.

00:58:53 - Yeah, they shove it, see, see?

00:58:55 - Yeah, he's pitching today.

00:58:57 - Okay, I might have to ride with that.

00:58:59 All right, wait, back to my card.

00:59:02 So Jacksonville State tonight, plus three and a half.

00:59:04 I have Army minus three, I have Bowling Green,

00:59:07 that's BC at Army, Bowling Green, Miami, Ohio,

00:59:09 over 46 and a half, Toledo, UMass, over 58 and a half.

00:59:13 I have UCF, plus two and a half, at Kansas,

00:59:16 over 64 and a half, I have Ohio State minus 20

00:59:19 at home against Maryland.

00:59:21 We did Mizzou, I'm taking Wisconsin,

00:59:24 minus 14 at home against Rutgers.

00:59:26 TJ thinks they're gonna win that game.

00:59:28 - I might add that.

00:59:29 - Texas A&M we talked about.

00:59:32 Arkansas State plus 16, I believe.

00:59:36 ULL minus one, who are they playing?

00:59:41 I don't know, I'll figure that out.

00:59:44 Arkansas plus 12 against Ole Miss,

00:59:48 and that over 62 and a half.

00:59:51 Texas Tech minus one at Baylor.

00:59:54 Buffalo plus three at home against Central Michigan.

00:59:57 What was my other ones?

00:59:59 Oh, I'm taking Oklahoma State plus 12 at night,

01:00:02 Friday night, first Friday night game in Stillwater

01:00:06 since 1956, I believe.

01:00:08 - Wait, really?

01:00:09 - Yeah, Friday night game.

01:00:10 - What, that's weird.

01:00:12 - Yeah, they're plus 12 against Kansas State,

01:00:14 I think that's gonna be a jacked up crowd.

01:00:16 - They will be.

01:00:17 - Miami minus 21 at home against Georgia Tech,

01:00:19 and then I have Oregon State minus nine and a half at Cal.

01:00:23 And there will be ads.

01:00:24 - Yeah.

01:00:26 - I'm accidentally going to probably do a thousand play year.

01:00:28 - Yeah, I know.

01:00:29 - I'm at 200 plays.

01:00:30 - I'm gonna go A&M with the lock.

01:00:33 I said Louisville plus the six and a half,

01:00:34 I like Oklahoma plus the six and a half.

01:00:36 I'll take Wazoo plus the three and a half.

01:00:38 Cam Ward, I gotta keep riding with that guy.

01:00:40 - Oh, you got it wrong there.

01:00:42 - Okay, and Miami, Georgia Tech over 56 and a half.

01:00:47 This Miami team can fucking score.

01:00:49 We saw Georgia Tech, Miami's an over team.

01:00:51 I like this a lot.

01:00:52 - What do you mean we saw Georgia Tech?

01:00:54 - Score against Louisville.

01:00:55 Saw Georgia Tech score against Louisville.

01:00:58 - What was the score of that game?

01:00:59 - In the 40s?

01:01:01 - Both?

01:01:02 - 39-33, I wanna say, if I had to guess.

01:01:06 What was the score?

01:01:08 - I was debating.

01:01:09 - 39-34, 39-34.

01:01:12 It was opening week.

01:01:13 I think it was week zero, actually.

01:01:17 I like the over in Miami, Georgia Tech, over 56 and a half.

01:01:21 Okay, Lox, we need--

01:01:25 - A and M minus two and a half.

01:01:26 - No, plus two and a half.

01:01:27 - A and M plus two and a half, sorry.

01:01:28 - Rico.

01:01:30 - Maybe move the line a little bit.

01:01:31 - Yeah, get it all back.

01:01:33 I gotta win a lock this week.

01:01:34 I'm going Michigan minus 19 at Minnesota.

01:01:39 I know it scares you a little,

01:01:41 laying that many points on the road.

01:01:43 Minnesota's offense is horrendous.

01:01:45 Michigan's defense is suffocating.

01:01:48 This will be a little bit of a tight game

01:01:50 'cause I don't think there'll be a ton of points scored,

01:01:52 but I do think that Michigan will just absolutely

01:01:56 wear them down, wear them down, wear them down

01:01:58 to the point where I'm hoping it's a 24-nothing

01:02:02 in the third, late third,

01:02:03 and there's no chance for a backdoor

01:02:05 because Michigan is just playing that type of defense.

01:02:08 Jack.

01:02:10 - UCLA minus three and a half.

01:02:11 Rico is wrong about this one.

01:02:12 - Ooh.

01:02:14 - Agreed with Jack.

01:02:15 - Jackie Tables.

01:02:16 - Based off of what?

01:02:17 Why do you like UCLA so much?

01:02:18 - Line makes no sense.

01:02:20 And I watch the games.

01:02:21 (laughing)

01:02:25 - Oh no.

01:02:27 - When you're not away on a little boy's weekend.

01:02:29 - I mean, there's no way you've watched a play

01:02:31 from Tulane and you put eight units on it this entire year.

01:02:34 - I didn't watch.

01:02:35 - There's no shot.

01:02:37 - I didn't watch Tulane against Ole Miss.

01:02:38 - I don't think you've watched Tulane for a second this year.

01:02:40 - Okay, Jack.

01:02:41 He's right, you can tell by your reaction.

01:02:45 - Yeah.

01:02:46 - This is big official for I'm not gonna get worked up by.

01:02:49 - Name some Tulane players right in his face.

01:02:51 - I was told not to say.

01:02:53 He's crying to the people, but it's okay.

01:02:56 - What, that he does coke?

01:02:57 (laughing)

01:02:59 Name some Tulane players.

01:03:04 - The quarterback, Michael Pratt.

01:03:07 - Okay.

01:03:07 - That's all I got.

01:03:09 - Okay, all right.

01:03:10 - Exactly.

01:03:11 - Yeah, that's tough.

01:03:12 - But you're watching, I mean, yeah, listen,

01:03:13 there's a million games going on.

01:03:14 Am I gonna remember the wide receivers in certain spots?

01:03:16 No, I then.

01:03:18 - It's not a crime to just say you don't watch.

01:03:21 - I did, okay, I do though.

01:03:22 I'm not, you know.

01:03:24 - Okay.

01:03:25 - Some of us run, you know.

01:03:26 - What?

01:03:27 - 'Cause that's a bad one, I'm not gonna do that.

01:03:31 It's a stretch.

01:03:32 (laughing)

01:03:33 - What was it?

01:03:34 - Nothing, it's a stretch.

01:03:35 I'll tell you, it would end badly for me.

01:03:37 I'm not doing that.

01:03:38 - Well, now you gotta do it for the people.

01:03:39 - No, no, no, the people, they want a success story.

01:03:43 - I know, but you can't, this show,

01:03:46 you can't be like, I would have said this

01:03:47 and then not say it.

01:03:48 - Yeah, but it's--

01:03:49 - Why don't you say it to me?

01:03:51 - It's bad about me?

01:03:51 - Say it to Jack.

01:03:52 - You're gonna take a shot at me, clearly.

01:03:53 - I was gonna take a shot at you, but it's wrong,

01:03:54 I'm admitting I'm wrong.

01:03:55 It's a bad shot, it's a stretch.

01:03:57 - Big admission.

01:03:59 - I would lose, plus I would lose.

01:04:01 No, after, I'll tell you after.

01:04:03 - Now I gotta know what it is.

01:04:05 - I will, I will tell you after, but it's, I would lose.

01:04:07 - The people wanna know.

01:04:08 Hank, step in as a producer.

01:04:09 - Well, hey, get us to 70K and then I'll say it.

01:04:12 - Step in as a producer, Hank.

01:04:16 - No, you won't cut it.

01:04:17 - Step in as a producer, Hank.

01:04:21 The show, the people want it.

01:04:23 - He's not gonna, it's--

01:04:25 - It's fine.

01:04:26 - You've set it up, it's not, you know,

01:04:28 just say what you would have said, but it doesn't count.

01:04:29 - It doesn't count, it doesn't count.

01:04:31 - It's a swing and a miss of a joke.

01:04:32 - Do you admit this doesn't count?

01:04:33 - Like it's a swing and a miss of a joke.

01:04:35 - Yeah, yeah, it doesn't count.

01:04:36 - All right, so Dave just said it doesn't count.

01:04:38 - It's a swing and a miss of a joke.

01:04:39 - It doesn't count.

01:04:40 - I don't wanna swing and miss, though.

01:04:42 - It doesn't count, come on.

01:04:44 - It doesn't count.

01:04:44 - It's like you're in the warmup circle,

01:04:46 he's just swinging the donut.

01:04:48 - Yeah, it doesn't count.

01:04:49 - Some of us are out there in Coney Island

01:04:51 with posters the size of fucking jets out there,

01:04:54 you know, promoting themselves,

01:04:55 and some of us are locked in watching the game,

01:04:57 so that's what I would have gone with.

01:04:58 - That was it.

01:04:59 - That was not bad.

01:05:01 - That wasn't bad at all.

01:05:02 - But it didn't hit.

01:05:03 - All right, there you go.

01:05:04 - It wasn't bad.

01:05:05 - You want my approval rating down.

01:05:06 - No, no, that, you're right.

01:05:07 - It's fine, you root for guys with low approval rating.

01:05:10 - What?

01:05:13 - Joe Biden.

01:05:15 - What is this shtick you're doing?

01:05:17 Low approval rating, I'm trying to keep mine up.

01:05:20 - David Democrat.

01:05:21 - Oh, because of perverts?

01:05:23 - Hates money.

01:05:24 - He had a jet, he gave it back

01:05:25 to the migrants in fucking New York.

01:05:28 - Finish out the locks, we're gonna get cancer.

01:05:31 - All right, Hank.

01:05:32 - Red River Shootout, over 16 and a half.

01:05:34 - All right, like it.

01:05:36 TJ.

01:05:36 TJ's got Maryland plus 20.

01:05:39 Ebo.

01:05:42 - VT plus 24.

01:05:43 - V, Virginia Tech plus 24 for Ebo.

01:05:45 Zupi.

01:05:46 - Ebo's 0 for, and Zupi hasn't lost.

01:05:47 - So yeah, Ebo is 0 for 5, Zupi is 4 and 0.

01:05:50 Zupi, what do you got?

01:05:51 - He won last week by a million.

01:05:53 - Oh.

01:05:57 - I think he's doing some mean shit over there.

01:05:58 - Rico's face.

01:06:00 - That's what he's doing.

01:06:01 All right, fair enough.

01:06:04 - Austin, anything?

01:06:07 - That's, enough with this shtick.

01:06:10 Nobody cares, it's not funny, stop it.

01:06:12 (laughing)

01:06:14 - All right, Dave, what's your lock?

01:06:18 - If I didn't have that lightning situation,

01:06:20 it would've been Wyoming, I think they beat Fresno.

01:06:22 But I had a lightning bet,

01:06:25 so I guess I gotta go with that, Texas.

01:06:27 - Okay, so Texas, Dave's lock, great show, boys.

01:06:31 Next week, we will all be in person.

01:06:34 Hank had the idea, which I love this idea,

01:06:37 I think we should tape two pick 'ems next week.

01:06:41 We should tape one where we talk about surviving barstool,

01:06:44 'cause we'll be in the middle of it,

01:06:46 and then we can release that in conjunction

01:06:48 with when surviving barstool comes out,

01:06:50 because I think it will come out when there's not pick 'em.

01:06:53 I think it'll come out in the middle of December,

01:06:54 and then we'll do a regular pick 'em

01:06:56 where we talk about that week's games.

01:06:58 Everyone down for that?

01:06:59 - 'Cause it'll be impossible--

01:07:00 - To not--

01:07:01 - We just need to air everything out,

01:07:03 and then start over, basically.

01:07:04 - Right, and then we will air the surviving barstool pick 'em

01:07:08 in conjunction with surviving barstool being aired,

01:07:11 which I think will be great.

01:07:12 - The one just about football,

01:07:13 do you think that'll still slip in, or will be contentious?

01:07:17 - Yeah, because two of the three watch football.

01:07:19 - He didn't even, he's not even listening.

01:07:23 - Yeah, I am.

01:07:24 We can talk football.

01:07:25 Bye.

01:07:27 - All right, see you, Dave.

01:07:28 (laughing)

Big Cat vs Dave in a Heavyweight Battle - Pick Em Week 6

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