The Toxic Avenger Teaser Trailer Oficial

  • last year
Transcript
00:00 There are still no leads as to the identity of the...
00:04 The freaky folk hero remains at large.
00:07 Sir, what did you see last night?
00:09 I heard gunshots, saw blood.
00:11 Handsome fella had his arm tore off like wet bread.
00:14 The creature run off into the night.
00:16 He looks like a fucked up hot dog.
00:18 That part was very shocking to me.
00:21 Motherfucker.
00:22 Can we put that up?
00:24 Anyone that may have encountered the strange...
00:26 Breaking news.
00:28 A group of armed extremists, the nasty lads...
00:32 They've taken hostages at a mis-made lunchatorium downtown.
00:35 Let's go live.
00:36 We are the nasty lads!
00:38 We are angry!
00:40 Boo! Boo! Boo!
00:42 Who the fuck are you?
00:49 Ha ha ha.
00:51 Aaaaaah!
00:58 What the hell is that?
01:00 He's a hero!
01:01 The toxic Avenger.
01:10 That's what the kids are calling him. I think it's swell.
01:12 [music playing]
01:15 (music fades)