A six-episode docucomedy about the Gold Rush culture of the California weed industry starring the multidimensional Gabri | dHNfcmxKd0lxYmticVk
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00:00 (gunshots)
00:02 Dope State crew back again for another adventure.
00:07 - That's him, that's him.
00:09 - Shit!
00:10 Let's roll!
00:11 - Killer, what the hell?
00:12 - I am a marijuana journalist and enthusiast.
00:16 Ladies and gentlemen, my first dealer, still my dealer.
00:18 - I don't even wanna go there,
00:19 but I feel like you're gonna go out to Silicon Valley,
00:21 you're gonna lose your soul, man.
00:24 Just watch your back.
00:26 - The anti-drug movement is dying.
00:28 - Daddy, daddy, daddy.
00:30 - These guys are interesting, huh?
00:31 We should probably hide the weed.
00:32 - I don't give a shit.
00:34 I'm gonna sit here and roll a big old, ah!
00:38 We're gonna put on the hat, 'cause daddy wants you!
00:40 ♪ Daddy wants you ♪
00:42 - You're gonna get high on bunk weed on a yacht,
00:44 listen to Dave Matthews and bounce up and down
00:46 like fucking moms at Target,
00:48 and next thing you know,
00:49 you're gonna have a fucking nanobot in your asshole.
00:51 - All right, someone's getting a little jelly here.
00:53 - I'm not jealous.
00:54 - Someone's taking it personal, someone's jelly.
00:56 - Someone's seen the movies.
00:58 - This is Dope State.
01:00 Hey, do you like getting lit but never crashing out?
01:03 - Yup.
01:04 - Well, that's why I invented the first energy drink
01:05 with THC.
01:06 Do you like getting lit? - It's not.
01:08 - Say again?
01:09 - It's not the first energy drink with THC.
01:10 - It's the first one made in Chico?
01:12 - Yup.
01:13 - Nobody cares about that.
01:13 - Okay.
01:14 - Plus, who wants to buy a product that's called Jizz?
01:17 - There are people who enjoy humor in this world, Brenda.
01:19 I know you're a very serious business person,
01:21 you got no time to laugh.
01:22 I mean, the whole stoner climate
01:24 has really truly been shifting.
01:25 ♪ Dicks in face, dicks in face ♪
01:26 ♪ I'm young, blazing nasty ♪
01:28 - Although I still love Hot Pockets.
01:30 God damn, that's hot.
01:31 You know not to pull that straight out of the wave
01:32 and give it to me.
01:33 - Sorry, mama.
01:34 - Ooh, that burned the roof of my mouth.
01:35 - Puff out that pussy popper for me.
01:36 I got you, I got you, I got you.
01:37 - A lot of people thought that weed was a subculture,
01:40 but now it's, I saw Regis Philbin smoking a joint.
01:43 - Most blame the rise of corporate weed
01:45 for knocking these old timers out of the game.
01:47 How do these mom and pops weather the coming storm?
01:49 How are we intrinsically, oh.
01:51 (water splashing)
01:54 (man screaming)
01:56 - Derek, eyes on me.
01:58 Keep it focused.
02:00 All right, let's get this.
02:01 - Well, we found ourselves a little grower's trap here.
02:04 It's set up to catch rippers.
02:06 - I'll tell you what, man.
02:07 This is a real dope state.
02:10 (upbeat music)