Hayride to Hell | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer
A small town farmer exacts his bloody revenge on unscrupulous town folk who try to steal his land. | dG1feXUxakx6ajA1Snc
Transcript
00:00 This is family property, you assholes!
00:03 Jesus, Sam's gone crazy.
00:05 Yeah, no shit.
00:07 These assholes are trying to finish me off.
00:13 The bank will be forced to call in the loan
00:15 if you can't make any more payments.
00:17 I will not sell a single acre to you or anyone else.
00:20 We're only asking you to sell a little piece of land
00:22 on the backside of your farm.
00:24 What if I cut out your liver, your kidneys?
00:26 You wouldn't miss 'em, right?
00:28 Just because his family was first to settle in this area,
00:31 he thinks he owns the whole goddamn place.
00:33 Pretty soon you might not own shit.
00:35 I got some plans, sweetheart.
00:37 Oh, I got some plans.
00:39 You give me three days to make the greatest,
00:44 scariest, haunted attraction,
00:46 and if you are not satisfied with it,
00:48 I will sell the whole goddamn farm.
00:50 You're willing to gamble the future of your entire family farm
00:53 on whether or not you can scare me?
00:55 [screaming]
00:58 It was a harvest moon on the haunted hayride.
01:01 Some will have lived, some will have died.
01:04 The real mystery is, who will it be?
01:07 A crooked cop or Commissioners Three?
01:09 I warn you now, rider beware.
01:12 This haunt will have plenty of scares.
01:15 To hell you ride!
01:18 You've been conspiring with these assholes
01:21 trying to steal my farm.
01:23 Get me out of this or I will throw your ass in jail.
01:26 [screaming]
01:28 I dare you to take the hayride to hell.
01:32 [music]
01:37 (dramatic music)