This short shows the day in the life of Maximillian, a university student. | dG1fVlVWNzM1VWN1T00
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00:00 You never know who you're going to meet when you're living in a dormitory.
00:03 I thought I would meet normal, plain people like myself.
00:05 Well, I was wrong.
00:07 I wound up with a circle of friends like no other.
00:09 There's Feet, the sassy man that lost his feet in a horrible accident.
00:13 Then there's Billy Willis, who claims to be Bruce Willis' son and who is also a compulsive
00:17 liar, thief, and gambler.
00:18 There's Gerhardt Gerhardt, the foreign exchange student from Germany.
00:22 Rounding up my circle of friends, there's Gordon, aka "The Baron," who doesn't leave
00:26 his computer.
00:27 And most important of all, I'm Maximilian Dufresne, and I live in room 204.
00:32 Dorms.
00:33 We're living in dorms.
00:35 Living in dorms.
00:37 It's like living in dorms.
00:39 You never know who you're going to meet.
00:43 Bruce Willis' son or the man with the feet.
00:47 'Cause it's dorms.
00:49 Dorms.
00:51 Dorms.
00:53 It's dorms.
00:56 It's dorms.
00:58 Let's go!
01:09 I don't have any feet.
01:11 Let's go, you lazy...
01:12 I don't have any feet, man.
01:15 Let's go!
01:19 I don't have any feet.
01:20 What in God's name is going on in here?
01:22 This guy won't go for a run with me.
01:24 He never does anything anymore.
01:26 Maybe I could go for a run with you if my beautiful feet hadn't been taken away in a
01:30 horrible accident that you caused, you ass.
01:32 I had absolutely no part of that, and you know it.
01:35 BS.
01:36 Man, let's go get some food.
01:40 I'm hungry.
01:41 Let me take care of my feet first.
01:43 It'll be real quick.
01:44 I have to keep these in top condition.
01:46 You know my life depends on my feet.
01:48 What would I do without my foot-miling tap dance?
01:50 You know that's why they gave me the nickname "Feet."
01:53 Feet sure are glorious, but we gotta go right now.
01:56 Better put these flip-flops on.
01:58 I have to show these babes off to everybody.
02:00 There's no time.
02:01 Let's go.
02:02 Okay.
02:04 [Music]
02:28 [Music]
02:41 [Growling]
02:56 [Door slams]
02:57 [Growling]
03:00 [Music]
03:04 Feet! Feet!
03:06 Feet, what happened?
03:08 My feet!
03:10 My beautiful feet!
03:12 [Screams]
03:13 You told me not to put on flip-flops because you was in a rush.
03:15 A rush, dude?
03:17 All the oils on my feet, man.
03:18 Made me tumble down the stairs when my feet got crushed in the door.
03:21 Ruined my career, man.
03:22 Foot-miling tap dancing.
03:25 You know my father, Bruce Willis?
03:27 He said he'd pay for those experimental titanium feet.
03:30 It would solve all of your problems.
03:32 Really?
03:33 My dad isn't Bruce Willis.
03:34 He's not a scumbag.
03:36 Do I have to call M. Night Shyamalan?
03:38 Because he'll tell you about the time when I was on the set of The Sixth Sense with my dad, Bruce Willis,
03:42 and I whooped Haley Joel Osment's ass for stealing the carrots off my plate.
03:47 Alright, well, whatever. I'm out of here.
03:51 [Music]
04:05 Hello, I'm Gerhard.
04:07 You want to meet my cousin.
04:09 I don't know if I can see her.
04:12 [Music]
04:17 You know, Dad, it's real tough around here.
04:19 Everybody thinks I'm a liar, a gambler, and a thief.
04:22 I just don't know what to do.
04:24 But I had a pretty good day, though.
04:26 I got a hot dog today.
04:28 It was really good.
04:29 It reminded me of those that we got at Coney Island that one day.
04:32 And you remember that teacher I was telling you about?
04:34 Yeah, she was looking really hot today.
04:36 I think you would love her.
04:38 You messed up, man.
04:39 Hey, get out of here!
04:41 [Music]
05:06 Hey, Gordon.
05:07 We've been roommates for a while now, and you still haven't said anything to me.
05:11 Why is that?
05:12 [Music]
05:19 Hey, guys.
05:20 Want to watch Die Hard with me?
05:21 My pop Bruno's pretty f*cking awesome in that flick.
05:24 You're a compulsive liar.
05:25 Bruce Willis is not your father.
05:27 Don't you see the resemblance?
05:28 I even talk like him, too.
05:29 Hey, I'm Bruce Willis.
05:31 Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker.
05:33 Get out.
05:36 Who's trying to steal sh*t, Billy?
05:38 Hello, I'm Gerhard.
05:53 I know.
05:59 [Music]
06:29 [Music]
06:34 [BLANK_AUDIO]